Spotted: Actress slash model Sophie Monk shopped at American Apparel on Melrose the other afternoon wearing a cute purple top and short shorts. Such full lips! And they actually look real as opposed to Lisa Rinna's...

The beach bum slash babydaddy was spotted unloading some boxes at his j.k. livin offices in Venice on Tuesday - now we know how he works out those big arm muscles!

But seriously, Matty, can't you do all this heavy lifting sans shirt? Please?

And why wouldn't she? Alejandro Amenabar is hot! And Rachel Weisz isn't too shabby herself.

The duo is in Madrid to promote Agora, their big budget historical epic about science vs. religion in ancient Egypt. Okay, that might sound kinda boring to you, but not me! This is the guy who directed the original Spanish version of Vanilla Sky and Nicole Kidman in The Others, so I'm excited.

Last night Khloe Kardashian was photographed at JFK Airport in NYC catching a plane back to LA, and the youngest Kardashian sister appeared thrilled to be returning home to her NBA star hubby.

But wait...are those Lindsay's Lohan's Mr. President leggings she's rocking?!

This kid is still such a cutie! And even though his first CD was wayyyyy better than his second, Mika is a true talent.

The boy who knew too much recently appeared on the Spanish TV show El Hormiguero to promote his album, but we're even more excited to see him perform in LA later this month!

Everybody's gonna love today! Sorry, I'm stuck in 2007.

image courtesy of Jessica Simpson's official Twitter

Jessica Simpson is traveling all over the world for her new TV show, and her latest stop is Morocco. So what has the busty blonde been up to since she arrived? Partying with her girls, of course! Jess posted this picture and tweeted, "Morocco fun!! I love the girls!!! XOXOXO."

Aww, but why does she look so blah in the picture? Judging by her face, she's either having a horrible time, or she's had one too many!

Looks like someone's got a case of the Megan Foxies!

Guy Ritchie sat down for a lengthy interview with Esquire magazine, and he talks about everything from Sherlock Holmes to his love for jiu jitsu to his famous ex-wife. Guy comes across as a likable bloke (he's already rubbed off on us!) but we were stunned to see him open up about his bitter and highly publicized divorce.

When asked about Madonna, the famous director says, "She's a manifester, if there ever was one. First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she'll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad. And, of course, here you go: I still love her. But she's retarded, too."

Guy continues, "You can't tell someone when they're getting divorced that their pain is an illusion. I'm f*cking telling you, I feel it, I've been through that. You have, too. No one can say you don't feel that. That's the illusion of the illusion. The biggest fundamental is, you need a little ignorance."

I never thought I'd be able to type "Madonna" and "retarded" in the same sentence without getting in trouble, but Guy said it, not me! And he did praise her before he insulted her, so it's all good, right?

Who knew Joey Potter was such a homemaker?!

A stunning Katie Holmes graces the November issue of Elle Magazine, and we're not sure if it's the sexy orange dress or the playful smirk on her face, but Mrs. Tom Cruise is looking better than ever!

We haven't seen Katie on the big screen in a while (we'll have to wait until next year to see her in The Extra Man), but it looks like the actress has really taken to the role of dedicated mom and wife.

On family life:

“In my own life, my whole world really revolves around family. I do what I need to do, but it’s like, ‘How is everybody else doing?’ And it’s wonderful for me as an actress to put some of that into a character.”

On life as a working mom on the Broadway set of All My Sons:

“Suri would sit in my lap in the makeup chair. She’d hand the wig lady the bobby pins.“

On fashion:

"I love Alaia, for sure. Stella McCartney. I like Ralph Lauren because I feel like it’s very American, and I’m pretty all-American, from Ohio. Isabel Marant and a new designer, Sari Gueron."

On the genre of film she loves most:

"It can be any genre. I even like vampire movies – they just have to be well done. I want to believe in the characters. The minute it starts to feel not real, I’m not interested.”