Hollywood Tip #34: NEVER walk away from your meal ticket!

Lo probably learned that the hard way when things got a little too hot for her on the red carpet of Lauren's clothing launch for Kohl's and abandoned a confused Lauren in the middle of their photo call (around the 2:20 mark.)

After all, LC is the reason Lo's making $100,000 an ep!

Excuse me, "harem pants".

We know she's an edgy rock star and all that, but this look is going just a bit too far. Shouldn't there be a rule with retro looks that if you wore them the first time around, you may be too old to wear them the second time?

Ok, that may not allllways apply, but Gwen, honey, you're looking a little ridic. If not for that adorable accessory you're pushing around, we'd have to give you an F!

Warner Bros. is apparently developing a Broadway musical based on their 2005 Tim Burton film, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, starring Johnny Depp.

But this time, Burton won't be involved, says Risky Biz. Sam Mendes is going to produce through his Neal Street Prods., with an eye towards directing as well.

David Greig, who wrote "Damascus," "The American Pilot" and "The Architect," will write the book while Hairspray's Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman will supply the music.

A Wonka without Depp or Burton? Do we want to see that?

Not only did Khloe make $300,000 from the sale of the pix of her wedding (that E! paid for), but they also brought in quite a nice haul of gifts!

Considering that the union may not even be legal yet, it seems like getting married is one of the best business deals Khloe ever could have made!

Let's just hope Lamar, who was spotted leaving the SLS just as his gifts arrived, is getting his money's worth out of the deal...

Lindsay Lohan took a break from all the designing she's doing at Ungaro's headquarters to try to figure out how she could get the window open to sneak a smoke. Doesn't Lindz know she could probably light up indoors? This IS Paris we're talking about!

Accompanied by her best friend sister Ali, Lindz was making some final adjustments before the big show on Sunday.

Rumor has it that not only is the starlet having a difficult time getting her celeb friends to watch her first collection walk down the runway, but the buyers are backing out as well!

The funny thing about Lilo is that while her personal life may be a mess and her last film went straight to DVD, her fashion and beauty endeavors have been super-successful. Will the Ungaro collabo be any different?

Paris and Nicky Hilton attended an event at the Chloe boutique on Melrose benefitting the Step Up Women's Network last night, and the sisters were all smiles as they arrived at the bash. I know Paris is always in a perpetually good mood, but it looks like a little fashion goes along way with her little sister!

Even though Jon Gosselin's attorney Mark Jay Heller proclaimed on Larry King last night that "pulling the plug" on Jon & Kate Plus 8 (er, Kate Plus Eight) was a "done deal," Kate's legal mouthpiece begs to differ!

On The Today Show this morning, lawyer Mark Momjian said, "These parties entered into an agreement once the divorce action was filed that allowed each parent - who had physical custody of the children - to make the filming decisions when the children were with them."

"When the children are with Kate, Jon agreed that Kate would make the filming decisions involving the kids," he added. "[Kate] really does want to engage Jon, it's just that he's not engaging her back. And that's really regrettable in any custody case. His active participation and encouragement of the show involved all the children and a decision by both parents to include the children and continue production. [Kate] is going to honor her contract. She'd like to continue with the show. She loves doing the show."

So what does Jon have to say to that? His attorney released the following statement:

"Jon wants to thank everyone who is supporting his decision as a father and realizes that the environment for his children to be filming while he is going through a divorce with his wife understands that he does not that is the best set of circumstances for him to be under. He doesn't want the kids on the show because he is going through a divorce with his wife and he doesn't feel its a suitable environment mentally and emotionally for them right now."

Not only do Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz have the hottest dad at school, they also get to ride there in the hottest car!

But would you expect anything less from the Beckhams?