That's right, X17online will be live-blogging the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards tonight and we'll have tooooons of red carpet pix to share with you!

Are you ready, y'all??? We can't wait!

And check this out - an MTV insider let it slip to us that Madonna will be intro-ing Janet Jackson tonight... we REALLY hope that's true!!!

So excited!

She's looking a little Uma Thurman-ish, right? The actress slash singer - I know, right? - is in Paris with musician Pete Yorn promoting their collaborative effort, Break Up...

Okay, Scarlett is stunning and all, but is she seriously doing the singing thing? Enough is enough! And what's with the album title? She should be in a good mood after marrying Ryan Reynolds!

But is this the truth or just another publicity stunt? Either way, it's working!

Audrina Patridge has apparently pulled out of presenting at the Video Music Awards today because, you guessed it, she found out she'd be doing it with co-star Kristin Cavallari, reports In Touch Weekly...

Says a source: "Audrina hates Kristin, and MTV sprung this on her last minute so she decided to cancel. She doesn't even want to be in the same room with Kristin."

You gotta love these cat fights! A friend of Cavallari's claims Kristin is "happy." They also say that "Kristin is the star of The Hills, not Audrina."

Dude, Kristin hasn't even been on yet! Lame. Think these two are really squabbling? Mean girls alert!

I'm gonna ignore the fact that Jessica Alba is wearing plaid - she's hot, so she can get away with it! - and focus on that big smile on her and Honor's face! The mom and daughter (along with Cash) ate out in Brentwood on Saturday and seeing them all smiley makes us smile, too...

Okay, not really, but it puts us in a happier mood!

And brings her boy with her! Damn, Stone still looks fantastic on a bike, doesn't she? But that's not all!

Sharon is also involved in tons of charities, raising money for amfAR (AIDS research), Planet Hope and "Homeless Not Toothless," an organization providing dental care to homeless patients and foster children.

Such a do-gooder!

Even he's all, "huh?"

The 61st annual Primetime Creative Arts Emmys at the Nokia Theater took place in LA this weekend and JT - who was a no-show - took home a statue for hosting Saturday Night Live, reports Variety. Congrats!

Tina Fey also won for guest starring on SNL as Sarah Palin which, in my opinion, was completely deserved.

On a sad note, Intervention won Outstanding Reality Program, meaning Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List did NOT win. Boo!

Spotted: Nicollette Sheridan showing off her huuuge hat at Taverna Tony in Malibu over the weekend. I guess sometimes size does matter!

Question for ya: Are you gonna keep filming Inception wearing these same shabby clothes? 'Cause yuck! Not hot.

And is it just me or is Leo looking less thin than he used to?