Remember when Mark Wahlberg used to prance around in his underwear, grab his crotch and say ridiculous things like, "I want to dedicate this book to my [insert male body part here]"? Ahh, the memories.

Yesterday we caught the hunky dad and his oldest kids, Ella and Michael getting ice cream in Beverly Hills, and the protective papa gave photogs a stern look as he strolled down the street with his offspring. Seeing as wife Rhea is expecting their fourth child, we'd say this daddy bear is going to get even more guarded!

Mama mia! Spanish beauty Penelope Cruz DEFINITELY looks preggers!

After rumblings a month ago that Tom Cruise's ex was with child, X17 has snapped the first pix that seem to prove the rumor to be true!

We caught the mommy-to-be (we hope!) at the Chez Gabriella Skin Artist salon in Beverly Hills yesterday and with that high-waisted dress, that full bosom, and the beginnings of a baby bump peeking out, it seems the actress and her boyfriend Javier Bardem may finally be calling themselves parents in a few months.



And is that a ring on Pene's left hand???

The police were called to Halle Berry's West Hollywood home today just after 2pm.

Two cop cars showed up on the scene. Four police officers spent 20 minutes inside the house.

Gabriel left the home before the cops arrived, it's unclear whether or not Halle was there alone.


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Tuesday nights on the CW is the place to be!

90210 at 8pm and then Melrose Place at 9pm... can you handle it??? But which show are YOU gonna watch? I'm goin' with both!

Sidebar, who would you rather see in a cat fight - AnnaLynne and Shenae or Ashlee and Katie Cassidy?

We already knew George Clooney's lady love was a looker, but dayum! I mean, Sarah Larson was hot in a trashy kind of way, but Elisabetta Canalis looked like Cindy Crawford's long lost (and slightly tatted up) twin sister when we snapped her on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival.

Think George is going to hang onto this one?

Everyone probably thought Kate would be the first one to get knocked up, but Chris Robinson's rep just confirmed to Us that he's expecting his second child with girlfriend Allison Bridges!

We can't help but wonder if Kate's going to try to one-up them with a baby announcement of her own...heck, maybe she'll even conceive twins!

She may overshare on everything else, but the only thing Megan says she'll never share with the public are her private parts - or, better yet - her private parts on a sex tape.

"Ugh, never!" the actress told MTV when asked about the possibility of a Megan Fox sex tape. "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

But what about nudity, even "tasteful nudity" onscreen?

"As of now, I can’t imagine myself ever doing nudity," she said, sadly. "All I have left are my private parts. I’d like to keep them private -- that’s why they’re called that!"

Oh, Megan. She merely opens up her mouth and precious gems fall out!

Brit import Charlie Hunnam (Queer As Folk, Nicholas Nickleby) was once going to be the next big thing, but now it looks like his beard is his next big thing. And no, I'm not talking about his girlfriend!

Yeah, we know he's currently starring in Sons of Anarchy, which is probably why he looks like that but we prefer to remember him looking like this:

Courtesy Freestyle Releasing

Still hot, though!