Normally we talk about her freaky arms, but after analyzing these pix of Madge in Israel with Jesus, we still can't figure out exactly what she's got going on underneath her bathing suit basketball uniform!

First of all, it looks as if she's wearing flesh colored leggings. Now, Israel is the desert and she just went for a swim, so why would she be wearing flesh-colored leggings underneath the already conservative shorts and tank she swims in?

Secondly, her left ankle is wrapped! Did she really suffer from that tumble onstage?

The beautiful beach weather brought all the celebs out to the 'Bu this holiday weekend and funnyman Adam Sandler was no different.

He even tried his hand at surfing, and watching him try to ride a wave was about as hilarious as watching one of his movies.

Matthew McCounaghey, he's not.

But Sandler wasn't the only funny guy trying to hang ten...

Jon Gosselin sat down with ABC News' Chris Cuomo for Good Morning America, and in a clip from the second part of his interview, the reality TV dad delivers a verbal smackdown to his estranged wife, claiming she was abusive and that she refused to participate in counseling!

"I don't trust her anymore. I was abused, I was beaten down...I'm not going back to that life style," Jon says of his ten-year marriage to Kate. Jon continued, "She knows the truth. I wish to God, she would speak from emotions...She's not speaking from the heart. Please...the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on TV."

On asserting his independence from her controlling ways, Jon says, "In 10 years, I've never gone out. When she said, 'I don't want you going out,' I used to say, 'Okay, I'm not going to go out.' I was very passive. This is the first time I said, 'You know what? I want to see my friends. I'm going out.' That was the first time in my life I ever stood up to Kate. I just felt like I had to take back some time in my life, and I did it. And I felt really good. I made my own decision. I was beaten down for so long, I couldn't even make my own decision. And when I did, I was like, holy cow! You know? Yeah, what's she gonna do? Divorce me? All right."

On seeing a therapist, Jon says, "I learned about myself. If she's not going to therapy, she's not going to fix herself, then it's not going to work. It takes two people. I have a $22,000 therapy bill. I mean, I tried to have marriage counseling. I did it myself. She refused to go."

So what does Jon want viewers to know? "I just want to let the world know that I'm a real person with feelings. Okay, I've made mistakes. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to go out to the clubs. But we all learn from mistakes, except mine are public."

Hmm, Kate does seem like a bit of an ice queen/control freak! But which side are you on?

Merriman pic courtesy Chargers.com

NFL linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested yesterday on suspicion of choking and restraining his girlfriend, Tila Tequila.

Tila claims the Chargers player tried to stop her from leaving his San Diego home early Sunday. Cops responded to a disturbance call at 3:45 am, where Tequila signed a citizens arrest warrant charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment.

Merriman was arrested and released later in the day, while Tequila was taken to a hospital.

In a statement posted on his Twitter, Merriman says:

On September 6, 2009 the San Diego Sheriffs Department responded to a citizens complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided. We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms Nguyen, however, paramedics were called and she was examined but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California. There have been no charges filed against me. I want to thank the San Diego Sheriffs Department for their professionalism. I will continue to cooperate fully with the Department and I look forward to clearing my name regarding these false allegations. I want to put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.

After a romantic vacay in Venice, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back in the states, and it looks like this getaway was just what they needed! Even though they spent over 12 hours on a plane, the couple looked refreshed and ready to reclaim Hollywood when we snapped them at LAX last night. Ahh, where will they go next? They're running out of travel destinations!

image courtesy of Lindsay's official Twitter

If you follow Lindsay Lohan on Twitter, you know she's as obsessed with HBO's True Blood as we are, so it should come as no surprise that the starlet played dress up the other night with a pair of vampire fangs!

But the real question is, will she ever play a vampire on screen? Sure, Lilo hasn't been doing much acting lately, but you know she's dying for a role on True Blood! Maybe if they wouldn't take her, she could go out for a part in Twilight?

Britney Spears' manager posted this video of the pop princess covering Alanis Morissette's "You Outta Know," at her Greensboro, North Carolina concert the other night, and as much as we love Brit and her booty shaking dance numbers, we're not so sure she should be covering the hit 90s song. Then again, she is actually singing it, and it does sound pretty good, so what do you think? And what would Alanis say?

Yeah, I said it! She might've stolen Eddie Cibrian away from his wife but... well... okay, there's no excuse for that!

Here's Angelina Jolie 2.0 drinking up an iced tea the other day. We also spotted her at a rental office (check out the gallery below!) while picking up some groceries - hmm, maybe she's renting a temporary pad while looking for a new home?