It's not a funny incident, but this is pretty hilarious!

Jimmy Kimmel spoofed the United Airlines passenger removal scandal on his show last night, and it really highlighted how outrageous the airline's over-the-top procedures were.

"This poor guy, they roughed him up. And the reason they were overbooked is because they were trying to get four United Airlines employees on board. They left him in Louisville," the TV funny man explained.

He went on to cover United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz's email to employees, in which he called the passenger "disruptive" and "belligerent" for refusing to give up his seat on the overbooked flight.

"This is like when we re-accommodated El Chapo in Mexico. That is such sanitized say-nothing, take-no-responsibility corporate BS speak. I don't know how the guy who sent that tweet didn't vomit when he sent that out. … United didn't even admit that they did anything wrong," he continued.

He put together a mock "safety" video from the airlines, and it's seemingly not too far off from their actual policies.

"We're United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say and there won't be a problem, capiche? If we say you fly, you fly. If not, tough s--t. Give us a problem and we’ll drag your ass off the plane, and if you resist, we’ll beat you so badly you'll be using your own face as a flotation device," a fake stewardess says in the clip.

You've gotta watch the whole thing!

Officer who forcibly removed United Airlines passenger placed on leave https://t.co/tTIotb75Yj pic.twitter.com/tC554bh9dL

— TIME (@TIME) April 10, 2017

Katy Perry wasn't content with her shaggy short 'do celebrity hairstylist Chris MacMillan gave her a month ago, she wanted to go even shorter ... and now she has!

The pop star sheared off another few inches on top, leaving a short platinum spike on her perfectly-shaped head. Hey, if anyone can pull it off, she can!

The "Chained To the Rhythm" singer, 32, debuted the look Monday on Instagram, with the caption, "Fifth element flow," referring to Milla Jovovich's character in the hit movie franchise.

In other Katy Perry news, the pixie-cutted cutie is laughing over recent reports that she and actor Ryan Phillippe are dating.

After the rumors went viral, Phillippe responded with a Tweet, "I AM NOT DATING KATY PERRY. BARELY KNOW HER. PLEASE STOP FLYING HELICOPTERS OVER MY HOUSE. SHE IS NOT HERE." Then yesterday, Perry responded, "Can u let me out of this basement pls?" She later added, "Hi, nice to meet you, sorry bout that @RyanPhillippe carry on, lol."

Hey, at least they've got a sense of humor about it!

Tom Cruise is the real deal!

Even at 54, Tom Cruise isn't afraid to jump from a flying motorcycle on the streets of Paris. The action star actor is filming the sixth installment of the Mission: Impossible franchise in the City of Lights and fans in the French capital were going wild for the American hunk on Monday, as he dangled from a stunt wire in front of the cameras.

The film will pick up where 2015's Rogue Nation left off for Ethan Hunt's next adventure, directed by Christopher McQuarrie. Riot police, a helicopter escape, crash-and-burn motorcycles -- it's all going down in the European city, with filming taking place at the Ministry of Finance and more.

Cruise is reportedly hoping to top Rogue Nation's opening scene with the plane take-off stunt. Skydance Media CEO David Ellison has said, "I will say after the Burj [Khalifa] we thought it was going to be impossible to top that stunt, and then Tom did the A380 for the plane. What Tom is doing in this movie I believe will top anything that’s come before."

We can't wait to see it next summer! The expected release date is July 27, 2018.

Her transition is complete!

Caitlyn Jenner sexed it up in a blue peplum dress and heels for her morning coffee run in Malibu today, and this is the first time we've seen the transgender reality star since news broke that she's undergone gender reassignment bottom surgery.

In her new memoir Stories of my Life, the Olympian revealed that she had her penis removed.

"The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated," she wrote. "I am telling you because I believe in candor. So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it," she added.

We wonder how Kris Jenner feels about this confession? After all, they were married for 22 years and had two daughters together. It can't be easy to watch your former spouse become a woman before your very eyes. On last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we saw that the momager still has her former husband's phone number listed as "CaitlynBruce Jenner." Ouch!

We have a feeling the Vanity Fair cover girl is going be looking for a relationship now that she's got her lady parts. She's said in the past that she doesn't see herself dating women anymore, so fellas looking to date her might want to start lining up!

This would be a seriously hot couple!

Brad Pitt and Sienna Miller were caught doing some "serious flirting" at a private dinner for their upcoming film The Lost City of Z, Page Six reports. There were about 25 other people at the meal, but the sexy stars only seemed to be interested in each other.

The pair were “heavily enjoying each other’s company,” and “they were talking to each other all night,” according to an eyewitness. Not only that, but the actor was “in very high spirits, which he hasn’t been for a long time. He seems to be over a hump.”

This isn't the first time they've been linked, and the British beauty has downplayed their connection before.

“So this is the truth about that: Brad Pitt is producing the movie that I just wrapped, but I didn’t see him. He’s not been to the set. You know, he’s the producer of the film and I’ve met him twice. It’s insane," she previously said about the romance rumors.

In the wake of his nasty divorce from Angelina Jolie, we think a hot hookup for Brad would be the best medicine!

Just what America needs...

Kylie Jenner is getting her own spinoff reality show called Life of Kylie, E! announced this morning.

"The last couple years have been such an incredible journey with the support of my fans. This show will allow me to give them a peek inside all of the exciting things I am working on as well as some personal time with friends," the 19-year-old said in a statement. The series will follow the expansion of her LipKit empire, as well as every day life for the plastic surgery princess.

"Kylie's beauty, business savvy and fashion icon status have made her one of the most famous and successful young woman on the planet. Kylie has achieved so much at such a young age and we know the E! audience will be thrilled now that she is ready to share an inside look at her everyday life," Jeff Olde, E!'s programming and development EVP added.

The cosmetics queen will serve as executive producer, along with Ryan Seacrest, Gil Goldschein, Jeff Jenkins, Farnaz Farjam, Andrea Metz and Kris Jenner. These are the same people responsible for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, so we have a feeling this will be ratings gold!

Now that Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are old and boring, Kris Jenner is making sure the spotlight is trained on her main moneymaker!

Did anyone really think this was going to last?!

Mariah Carey and boyfriend Bryan Tanaka have split after only five months of dating, TMZ reports. Apparently, the legendary diva pulled the plug on their relationship because of his lavish spending habits and insane jealousy.

The 33-year-old backup dancer couldn't handle Mimi's close friendship with ex Nick Cannon, and totally freaked out when he felt like she "disrespected" him by attending the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards with him and their twins Moroccan and Monroe. The Grammy winner was also tired of footing the bill for fancy jewelry, shoes, and other items.

The two got together after the "Honey" hit maker called off her engagement from Aussie billionaire James Packer. They documented their romance on her reality show Mariah's World, and it seemed like the real deal... for a while at least.

She's back on the market, y'all!

That's a pretty final decision!

Caitlyn Jenner reveals in her new memoir Secrets of my Life that she had her penis removed in January 2017, completing the last step in gender reassignment.

"The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated," she wrote. "I am telling you because I believe in candor. So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it," she added.

She didn't have any second thoughts, either.

"So why even consider it? Because it’s just a penis. It has no special gifts or use for me other than what I have said before, the ability to take a whiz in the woods. I just want to have all the right parts. I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time," she explained.

Now that she's got new lady parts, we have a feeling she's going to hit the dating scene!