Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas on Sunday night, but it sounds like she (along with hubby/pro moocher Spencer Pratt) are both being a royal pain in the butt!

An insider told Page Six "They're a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals [while] Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool [after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas]. The Atlantis laughed in his face."

A rep for Montag has denied that the newlyweds are acting like spoiled divas, releasing the following statement: "It's absolutely untrue. She's been rehearsing in LA five days a week for the show, and Spencer hasn't spoken with the Atlantis."

Hmm, who do you believe?

Poor thing. Girlfriend just can't catch a break!

According to the Us Weekly cover, Jen "feels screwed over" that Bradley Cooper started dating Renee Zellweger instead of her. The Aniston pal tells the mag that Jen "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't."

Maybe because Renee is "no drama," friends claim!

But will Jennifer bounce back from another failed relationship? Her pal insists yes... because "she's used to rejection." BURN!

What kinda friend is he/she to divulge all this anyway???

For the first time in her career, Eva Longoria has accepted a spanish-speaking role in an upcoming movie.

The film titled Day of Grace, is reportedly about kidnappings in Mexico and Longoria's character is said to be crucial to solving the mystery at the heart of the film.

The film's producer, Leopoldo Gout, told the Reforma newspaper that Eva, "read the script and loved the characters and the story's depth."

Sounds like a million miles away from Wisteria Lane! We can't wait to see it!

Elizabeth Edwards says a paternity test will settle the question of whether her husband, former Senator John Edwards, is the father of a child a former lover claims is his.

Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Elizabeth was asked if the little girl, named Frances, would be given a test to determine if her husband was the father.

"My expectation is that, at some point, something happens," she said. "And I hope for the sake of this child that it happens ... in a quiet way."

Seems like Mrs. Edwards is handling the situation fairly well - despite reports that she's packed up her bags and moved out - but of course, as she courageously continues to battle breast cancer, we'd expect nothing less from her!

As for her husband, don't you think he should man-up and admit the truth and focus on doing what's best for the child?

Is that a smock she's wearing? WTF!

Tori Spelling and co. visited a park in Malibu to have a little fun with the kids and, we can't help but worry that even she is gettin embarrassed by her thin frame... why else would she be trying to hide her body completely? That outfit is a fashion-don't!

And I'm sorry to say that hubby Dean is totally fighting the hot.

You think it's tough getting an invite to a Marc Jacobs fashion show - try getting an invitation to his wedding!!!

The ceremony is so exclusive, the Louis Vuitton designer has approved a guest list of ZERO to witness him exchange vows with longtime boyfriend Lorenzo Martone in Provincetown, Mass. That's right - no guest are invited!

While the wedding maybe a private affair, PageSix says a huge after-party is planned. But, unless you're an A-list fashionista or Hollywood celeb, it's probably going to be pretty tough to get into that event too!

Be sure to check out the gallery below with Marc and Lorenzo hanging out with Daniel Craig and showing off their gorgeous bods in St. Barts!

A Seattle woman has sued magician David Copperfield, claiming he sexually assaulted her while she was a guest on his private island in the Bahamas.

The Associated Press reports that Copperfield’s attorneys are denying the allegations, saying the lawsuit is "extortion for money, plain and simple." The lawsuit was filed on July 29 in federal court in Seattle against David Seth Kotkin, Copperfield's legal name.

The Seattle Times reports that Copperfield's accuser is a 22-year-old model and former Miss Washington USA contestant who met Copperfield at a performance in January of 2007.

Aww, even though Vogue editrix Anna Wintour made some harsh comments about Sienna Miller in The September Issue, (she called her "toothy," among other insults) the two looked like longtime BFFs at the NYC premiere of the documentary last night. And we never thought we'd say this, but Sienna picked out a better outfit than Miranda Priestly Anna! We're loving the shade (and the flirty length) of her strapless powder blue frock, and she looked absolutely amazing.

The September Issue follows Anna and the Vogue staff for the production of the September 2008 issue of the fashion bible, and we can't wait to see it!