At least she has Machete! Right?

Numerous internet reports claim that once-rising star Lindsay Lohan has been passed up for another chance at a silver screen comeback. The actress was interested in the title role of "Undiscovered Gyrl," a novel about a teen blogger and her sexual coming of age... but the writer Allison Burnett doesn't want her! Why not?

"Because her fame and baggage would only work against her," Burnett allegedly says. She also calls Lindsay "jaded." Ouch! And if that wasn't bad enough, producers have labeled Lindsay as "too worn out" these days.

Even if LiLo is serious about getting her career back on track, will she ever be taken seriously enough to get the opportunity again?

Say that ten times fast! Audrina Patridge may not have a lot going on upstairs, but she does look pretty spectacular on the outside - give credit where it's due!

The Hills starlet is also dating Aussie BMX rider Corey Bohan and he is gooooorgeous. We spotted the two shopping at Best Buy yesterday before Audrina and her girls hit up The Viper Room later on...

Way better than Justin Bobby! Right?

I know, I know - with all the Jon & Kate Plus 8 (plus all of Jon's girlfriends) drama going on, one almost forgets that the OctoMom even exists!

Here are the babies in the park with their nannies Tuesday afternoon... but Nadya is nowhere to be seen.

Where in the world is the OctoMom???

Yesterday afternoon we snapped a very appropriately dressed Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher shooting Valentine's Day at LAX. We're pretty sure Demi's boy toy plays Jen's love interest, but there are SO many famous faces cast in this flick, he might not be the only one!

...right? Star Trek star Zachary Quinto went for a sexy stroll in LA the other day - he does have a bit of a swagger when he walks! But is he really as good looking as Chris Pine?

Regardless, I give him props for having to deal with Hayden Panettiere on the set of Heroes 24/7.

Beyonce and hubby Jay-Z are currently on vacation in Dubrovnik, Croatia, but their trip to paradise turned ugly last night when their beefy bodyguard got into a very physical altercation with the local paparazzi.

The couple was visibly annoyed with one photographer in particular, and when he got too close to their small boat, their bodyguard grabbed the pap's tripod, swung it at him, and then tossed it into the sea! It appears as though the paps were taunting the superstars, and even though an elegantly dressed Beyonce looked like she was handling it well, Jay-Z was yelling and flipping the bird to photogs.

We feel bad for the couple, but maybe there was a less violent way to handle the sitch?



Earlier in the day, everything seemed so calm and peaceful!

"I think Angelina Jolie must be a saint."

Yup, join the club!

So this is a sweet story. Brad and Angelina promised that, after selling their daughter Shiloh's baby pictures (for a reported $4 mil), the proceeds would go to help African children... and they kept their word!

Students at the Okanimekwa school in Namibia tell Life & Style how grateful they are - "She's [Angelina] a very special person, and we'll never forget her," says one. Another calls her "a saint."

It seems a portion of this money went towards buying these kids bicycles! Really, is there anything Angie can't do?

Star Magazine snagged video of Brad Pitt on a recent first-class flight from LA to NYC, and even though it seems a wee bit invasive, it is kinda fascinating to see that the movie star is a normal person just like the rest of us, right?

Star's mile high source tells the mag, "[Brad] had zero attitude and seemed like a regular guy - the kind of guy you'd like to have a beer with...[he] ate a full four-course meal with relish. Brad couldn't possibly have been any more down to earth. He was a first-class guy all the way!"

Ever wondered what it would be like to sit in a car with Brad? A few months ago our own X17 photogs found out first hand when Brad hitched a ride with them after his bike broke down. So was Brad a "first-class guy"? Click the video below to see!