Ellen and Portia headed to Madeo for a quick bite before the Teen Choice awards, where Ellen took home the Choice Twit Award.

The prolific tweeter accepted the award with a flip vid cam, saying "Over two and half million of you are following me, and I still don't know where we're going. I found out a lot of you are following each other. So apparently we're in a big circle."

And that's not all Ellen has to smile about, she and Portia are set to celebrate their first wedding anniversary on August 16th.

Congrats!

After over a month of investigation, the LA County Coroner's office has finally completed Michael Jackson's autopsy, but will not release the results, according to the AP.

Police have requested that the coroner not release the "cause and manner" of death until they've concluded their own investigation into what killed MJ.

The Assistant Chief Coroner, Ed Winter, would not say when the results would be made public.

He's my Teen Choice! Even though he's, what, 40?

The Wolverine hunk arrived from a flight at LAX this Sunday, dressed casual in a pair of shorts and tight gray t-shirt. Well, maybe it wasn't THAT tight... it's just that his muscles are so big!



And look, he won an award for Choice Movie Actor for Wolverine! Too bad that movie sucked, but whatevs.

Drew Barrymore might've grown up in the early 90s, but she's more like a child of the 70s. At least that's what her street style suggests! Check out Drew on the set of her latest rom-com Going The Distance in another colorful ensemble.

Flower child 4-eva!

...she's getting even more facetime on the small screen!

Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage will air as a two-hour special on August 19 on FOX, and according to a press release, viewers will see "the emotional struggles, physical complications and financial burdens of this single mother of 14."

For over seven months, cameras followed Nadya Suleman, "capturing incredible footage, including the private moments and reactions of Suleman’s family, as well as Suleman’s own feelings, doubts and fears."

Hmm, is this even still interesting? Or would you like for Octomom's fifteen minutes to end as soon as you're done reading this sentence?

There were lots of sexy starlets at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night, but only a select few were able to make it onto our best dressed list.

Hayden Panettiere's pastel pink ruched dress (paired with neutral patent peep toes and flawless makeup) was easily our fav look - we don't think we've ever seen her look so svelte and sophisticated at an event! And on top of that, she took home awards for Choice TV Actress (Action/Adventure) for "Heroes," along with Choice Celebrity Activist, so it was def a good night for her.

Selena Gomez also went the pastel route, and even though her hair was a little bit granny-licious, she looked classy and elegant...and very different from fellow Disney princess Miley Cyrus! Gossip gal Leighton Meester showed off her perfect figure in a striped frock with delicious cherry red patent pumps, and Ashley Tisdale also went the short route and chose a dress that was very reminiscent of one of Jennifer Aniston's recent red carpet picks. Hey, nothing wrong with that - she looked amazing, and we're definitely digging her studded Louboutins!

Who was your choice for best dressed? Did you like Megan Fox? Or someone else we haven't mentioned?

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Well, they played her kids in My Sister's Keeper and now they all won a Teen Choice Award for Choice Summer Movie Drama... congrats!

And you know what? I heart Cameron Diaz. I know people think of her as Jennifer Aniston 2.0 after the whole JT thing ended - not to mention the fact that she has some serious sweating issues - but I don't care! Her bubbly personality has always won me over.

Pic courtesy Cruise's Facebook page

A woman named Claire Cruise is claiming that she, not Debbie Rowe is the biological mother of Prince and Paris Jackson, as well as Blanket's biological mom! She's already filed three guardianship petitions arguing that she should be given custody of the kids, not Katherine, as the court has already decided.

Additionally, she claims all of Tom Cruise's children are her biological children, and that Connor Cruise is the biological child of MJ!

Her claims are allllll detailed on her MySpace page, if you have the time and patience to wade through the crazy.

Although Cruise claims she doesn't have a history of mental illness, she's currently outside of the LA courthouse giving a press conference, and the only thing crazier than the things she's saying is the fact that we're listening!