Scott Disick isn't one to fly under the radar, unnoticed. He prefers a flashier way of life -- one that includes a $250K customized white Mercedes G-Wagon with extra-large tires.

Apparently Kourtney's not opposed to blingy whips either -- she posted the below photo of her kids Penelope and Reign sitting on the hood of the flashy new vehicle, on Monday, and captioned it, "Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips."

So of course "regular" people who don't have the means with which to buy a miracle whip like that, were up in arms about the mother-of-three putting two of her kids on top of a car and bragging about how amazing it is. Frankly, we're not offended.

Paris Hilton's ready to put all the rumors to bed -- no pun intended -- about former BFF Kim Kardashian's sex tape and how it launched the reality TV star's career.

We caught up with Paris at LAX yesterday as she and boyfriend Chris Zylka returned from a DJ gig in Miami. She had her adorably pooch in her right arm and was holding her boyfriend's hand as she made her way through a sea of paparazzi who were hankering for a good quote about news that Paris was in the room with Kim K back in the day, when Kim found out her sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J had been leaked.

One videographer asked Paris if the heiress knew her friend would skyrocket to fame because of the tape. Paris -- still the loyal friend -- says, "Why would anyone want to launch that way?"

A recent report claims Kim was distraught when she, sitting in a hotel room in Australia with Paris, found out the tape had gotten out, but that the most famous Kardashian calmed a bit when she learned porn peddler Vivid Video was offering money. And when did mom Kris come into the picture? We imagine all this got KJ's wheels spinning and her seeing dollar signs and boy did she jump on that opportunity -- and just look how far she's taken it!

Girls night out.

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian dressed down for dinner in Beverly Hills last night, and they must have gotten a babysitter, because their collective five kids weren't with them. Kimmy K donned sweatpants, heels, and a Yeezy shearling coat, while Kourt donned pinstriped pants and a Balenciaga hat.

Photographers peppered Kanye's wife with pregnancy questions as she made her way inside the restaurant, but she stayed silent on the subject. We don't think she has a bun in the oven yet, but we have a feeling it's only a matter of time. After all, the ratings for Keeping Up with the Kardashians are in the toilet, so they could use a new storyline.

We wonder what's going on with the eldest K sister and Scott Disick? They've reportedly been at odds ever since he got back from his bender in Miami, but we've yet to see her step out with anyone new. It seems her casual hookups with Justin Bieber have come to an end, so we'd think she'd be on the prowl.

Their lives are starting to be pretty boring, if you ask us!

We had no idea the actor was friends with Mother Monster!

Lady Gaga hosted an intimate dinner at Gjelina in Venice Beach for her 31st birthday last night, and famous pals like Johnny Depp and Elton John were on hand to watch her blow out the candles on her cake. We couldn't help but notice how gaunt and frail the Pirates of the Caribbean star appeared, and we have a feeling the stress of his divorce from Amber Heard has really taken its toll.

The "Million Reasons" songstress decided to go brunette to mark another year around the sun, and she couldn't help but thank her fans for their support on her special day.

"I don't know how to thank my fans enough for the love you have shown me over the years and always on my birthday. Today I have focused on smiling about all that I'm grateful for and reflecting on the last ten years of music and performances we have shared together. Thank you for continuing to inspire me to mold my fantasies into reality. Embrace your differences, celebrate who you are, it's in the unique parts of you that greatness hides. Don't be afraid to find it. Thank you for the Birthday Wishes. I ❤You," she captioned a selfie from the car.

She draws quite the eclectic group!

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Victoria Beckham IS fashion -- so what is she saying with this tee-shirt?

The fashion icon/designer wore a striking message tee Tuesday as she touched down at LAX and she seemed to be telling us something ... is THAT why she's famous for her no-smile look? Fashion took her happy face?

Certainly the money she's raking in with her fashion lines (yes, LINES -- she just launched a plus-sized line to her stable of clothing labels), is making her laugh all the way to the bank. Seriously -- a Spice Girl-turned-fashion designer?! Who thought THAT would ever happen?! Well, she's raking in the dough and hottie hubby David doesn't even have to work anymore, though he's probably not short on cash either with all of his sponsorship deals.

But that doesn't mean Mr. Beckham doesn't like to get outta the house sometimes and pull a paycheck. He'll be appearing in a cameo role in Guy Ritchie's upcoming film about King Arthur and the former baller posted this Instagram the other day, sending fans into shock! Some asked if he was okay; some chastised him for even posting such a gory shot -- but DB responded, "King Arthur movie in the hashtag, guys." Calm down, guys! That pretty face is still intact! Now THAT should make Victoria smile!

Khloe and Kourtney are keepin' it in the family! The sisters turned up at brother-in-law Kanye West's Calabasas office Tuesday, dressed in their sexiest jeans and heels, perhaps to discuss the rapper-designer's latest looks for Adidas?

Kanye's "Calabasas" line for the sportswear company just dropped a new white throwback sneaker (which we kind of hate) but no doubt Yeezy's working on his next sketches and perhaps he needed some feedback from two fashionable ladies.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner was noticeably absent -- she's busy with her breakup from Corey Gamble! We SO called this last week, when it dawned on us we hadn't spotted the two out together for a while. Then, a report today says the two have officially split. Not surprising -- I mean, what did those two have in common except their signatures on Corey's NDA?

We hope he OK'd this!

Kristin Cavallari and husband Jay Cutler are currently on a romantic vacation in Mexico, and the former reality star couldn't help but show off the views she's been enjoying... of her hubby's ass! The Hills alum posted this photo of the football player standing on the patio completely nude, and we wouldn't be shocked if she came back pregnant. Hot damn!

The Chicago Bears quarterback was released from the team at the beginning of March, but if this is what retirement looks like, things aren't so bad! The couple has been laying around the pool, swimming in the ocean, and from the looks of the mother-of-three's social media stories, just drinking rose wine all day!

The couple, who are parents to three children, must have wanted some R&R before they pack up and leave the Windy City.

"They are going to sell their place in Chicago and the family are moving to Nashville. They have a place down there, it’s where Jay went to college and he’s got lots of friends there. Nashville has a special place in her heart as it’s where she got married," a source dished to People.

"She’s really sad to leave Chicago and her family who are there, but excited for the next adventure. She’s got so much going on with her jewelry and shoes lines and some more big projects being developed," the source added.

We'd follow this guy anywhere with these buns!

So this is how it all went down!

Kim Kardashian skyrocketed to fame ten years ago because of her infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J, but now we're learning exactly how the sale of her most intimate moments was orchestrated.

The reality star was in Australia with then-pal Paris Hilton when she learned the footage was being shopped around. Kevin Dickson, former editor at In Touch, told Page Six how he spoke to Paris while Kimmy K was busy freaking out. "[Kim] 'was crying in the background. She’d seen the story by then, and Kim’s saying, ‘It’s not me, it’s not me.’ Kim denied it and denied it and she was denying and crying at the same time," he said.

Once the porn companies started talking money, though, the E! starlet relaxed.

"Then she calmed down. When [Vivid] talked money with her, she started talking [to me] more frequently again," Dickson explained.

Before her X-rated romp made her a household name, she was exploring other avenues towards fame. Somehow, she decided romancing Nick Lachey would be the fastest way to stardom.

"We tried to get her to f*** Nick Lachey so she could be a celebrity girlfriend. They went to dinner somewhere in the North Valley and we had paparazzi there. But our paparazzi told all the other paparazzi. It was a mess," Dickson revealed about orchestrating the hookup.

For the record, Kardashian's rep denies that she planted stories about herself and tipped off paparazzi.

She accomplished her goal, that's for sure!