We know that Michael Jackson's public memorial service will be happening at the Staples Center this Tuesday, but what about the private funeral for his close friends and family?

It seems the Jacksons would HAVE to bury the King of Pop before Tuesday – question is, when and where? There are only two more days left and, so far, only two locations have been discussed: Forest Lawn or Neverland Ranch.

No news that Santa Barbara county has approved a request for a burial on this residential property, so all signs point to Forest Lawn for now. But X17 and the rest of the media are on the edges of their seats trying to make sure they don't miss it...

Meanwhile, there's a slightly unsettling report in The Sunday Mirror claiming MJ will be buried without his brain. Yeah.

The article alleges that the family would have to wait up to three weeks for Michael's brain to be returned to the body - the examination, which will hopefully determine (or provide clues to) the exact cause of death, needs to wait two weeks after the death so the brain has been "hardened sufficiently" to cut open.

The Mirror claims a forensic neuropathologist will test for past drug use, alcohol abuse and whether or not MJ suffered from past overdoses. Hmm, but will the Jacksons wait to bury Michael with his brain or not? Or will they bury the brain later, as the article suggests as a possibility?

It all sounds a little morbid to me! Maybe the family just wants to let Michael rest in peace... could the funeral be today, as it was originally reported?

Damn, I'd love to be a member of his Entourage!

Actually scratch that. Adrian Grenier's piercing eyes hypnotized me for a moment. This dude is not hot! The body, the posture... do girls seriously find him sexy? Maybe while he's acting all suave and cool on set, but not while he sans shirt on the beach!

And after all he's been through, it looks like he needed it! The actor took a break from his worries and spent 4th of July playing frisbee on the beach in Malibu with a gal pal... looks like they definitely enjoyed the holiday together, right?

Someone needs to give Bai Ling another movie role, because the actress has been reduced to just posing randomly in the middle of the street.

Move over, Phoebe Price, you've got some competition!

Not only that, but they shop green - bringing their own bags to the grocery store! Props to them.

Despite the fact that the couple might not have the most stable relationship, at least they're both thinking about the environment! Could Justin and Jessica be the next Brad and Angelina???

Lindsay Lohan was in Malibu yesterday, and we snapped the starlet right before she hit the beach with her pals. Though she's been looking a little on the scary skinny side lately, she seems a little bit healthier here, so we have to wonder if she's really been making an effort to get her life back together. I mean, she'll be shooting a movie this fall, things seem to be going smoothly with Samantha, and she just turned 23, so she's got plenty of things going for her, right?

And hey, she doesn't even have cellulite!

Well, maybe not for most of us, but Pamela Anderson did console a friend in Malibu yesterday afternoon. Aww, how sweet of her! Maybe once her friend realized how beat the former Baywatch star looks these days, she was able to cheer up?

Of course, I'm referring to that monstrous black tote she's carrying. I mean, what else could I possibly be talking about? Certainly not her toned arms or tight midsection, right?