We snapped Jennifer Garner picking up Violet from school yesterday, and we noticed what looks like a bruise on her right elbow. Awww, is the beautiful actress secretly clumsy and awkward?

Or is it a scar from that nasty scrape she was sporting two months ago? Poor Jen!

The other day Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and several other celebs attended the Ante Up For Africa celebrity poker tourney in Las Vegas, and we got a peek at their poker faces at the table. Aw, we love it when celebs donate their time and cash (and poker chips) for a good cause!

Come on, did you really think supermodel/supermom Heidi Klum was going to gain 60 pounds and look unrecognizable? Seal's lady love was spotted in NYC yesterday with her children, and it looks like she has more energy than they do! How is that even possible?

Justin Timberlake got back from Europe late last night, so of course he's spending some quality time catching up with his lady love today, right?

WRONG!

After sleeping off his jet lag, Justin was swinging clubs on a local golf course...without Jessica Biel! After hearing reports that Justin needs space from her (not to mention the fact that his friends find her "annoying"), we're beginning to think that these two might have actually ended things!

Think we'll catch them together tomorrow? Stay tuned!

Nah, that's just LeAnn Rimes going for a walk in a bikini top. Because you know, that's what celebs do when they want to be left alone!

I keep telling myself that someday, I will write a nice blog about the country singer, but if she's going to continue to be a total media wh*re, I just can't help myself. She makes it too easy! Oh, and in case you think I'm being unnecessarily mean, let's examine some of the evidence, shall we?

1. LeAnn cheated on her husband...with a married man.

2. A few weeks after adding the title of homewrecker to her resume, LeAnn made out with her "husband" at a local restaurant. Hey, nothing says "Our marriage is fine!" like sucking face at the dinner table.

3. LeAnn needs a pushup bra.

4. LeAnn's blunders make my head spin.

5. LeAnn can't seem to decide whether or not she wants to stay married to Dean.


6. LeAnn's name is misspelled.

THE END.

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria were snapped riding scooters around Paris earlier today, and they looked like something straight out of a movie! Or and old episode of The Hills anyway.

This just in...the entire Jackson family is having lunch at Janet Jackson's Los Angeles home right now where they are believed to be making final arrangements for laying Michael to rest.

What location do you think the Jackson clan will choose? Will we be surprised? And if it's a public spot, how will security be handled?

Yesterday Sam treated Lindsay to lunch at Tra Di Noi in Malibu, and when we snapped the ladies leaving the Italian eatery, Linds could not stop smiling! After grabbing some grub Sam dropped Lindsay off at the hair salon, and later the two went to Cecconi's and Villa. Aww, looks like everything is rock solid with these two again...no wonder Lindsay is so stoked!