So what if he dresses weird, refuses to cut - or wash - his hair and carries around multiple pairs of shades? Johnny is a strangely ageless screen icon and sex symbol. He's also a pretty versatile actor and that's kinda hard to come by!

I'll take him over Brad Pitt any day.

Yes, Kevin Federline bought a new house because he's a pop star on tour raking in a ton of money...

Oh wait, that's his ex-wife Britney! At least his kids look happy at papa's new pad. Think Brit will stop by sometime soon and stay for a visit?

Well, a lotta people do! It's no biggie. But this TV starlet has a pretty bangin' bod - and a luscious set of lips! - so we're kinda surprised...

Katherine Esther Jackson - seen leaving her home the other day - will now take in her deceased son's three kids and raise them.

Where were they used to living? In that monstrous rented Bel Air mansion ($100,000/month) pictured above! So extravagant, right? Grandma's house in Encino is a bit more modest:



Still, it's a gigantic home and I'm sure they will be very comfortable there... but will they be able to live a more "normal" life now? Paris, Prince and Paris certainly need to be with family right now. And maybe they won't have to wear those masks anymore?

We just wonder of what their former nanny Grace said was true!

Nicole Kidman is always wearing hats. Could it be there's something not-so-natural going on with her forehead that she doesn't want people to see?

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Let's hope it was a sober birthday party, at least!

But she wasn't only celebrating her upcoming 23rd - LiLo's actual b-day is July 2nd - at Wet Republic in Las Vegas, it was also a Sevin Nyne launch event! Such a multi-tasker, that Linds.

I'm sure she just texted Samantha the whole time, but still! That cake looks de-lish... even if Lindsay only had a bite of it. Her bod is def bangin' though! And the colored contacts are still so fetch.

Here's another snapshot of Linds (courtesy of her Twitter) where the birthday girl dons a fedora and tries to channel Michael Jackson:



Did she succeed?

Wow, that's a lotta music!

The Times Online reports that Jackson recorded a hundred songs for his children and that they may now be released, due to the shifty financial situation of his estate...

Author Ian Halperin, who wrote the biography "Unmasked: The Michael Jackson Story," said before the singer's death: “He wants to leave them for his kids, a very personal legacy to them. I was told he will not let them come out now.”

I'm sure everyone would wanna hear these songs! MJ's music is currently number one on both iTunes and Amazon!

She may have overdone the hair and makeup (and that's putting it mildly) on American Idol, but Paula Abdul looked like she gave herself a makeunder when we spotted her out at Beso the other night!

Sure, the dress looks like she rolled around in a water-color painting, the shoes and the bag are way too loud, but at least she got the hair and makeup under control!