We're so glad they're back!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiered last night, and the most interesting part by far was when Kim recalled her scary Paris robbery.

"They asked for money. I said I don't have any money. They dragged me out to the hallway on top of the stairs. That's when I saw the gun like clear as day. I was kind of looking at the gun, looking down back at the stairs," the reality star said during the confessional.

"I was like, 'I have a split second in my mind to make this quick decision.' Am I going to run down the stairs and either be shot in the back? It makes me so upset to think about it. Either they're going to shoot me in the back, or if I make it and they don't, if the elevator does not open in time, or the stairs are locked, then I'm f—ked. There's no way out," she told her siblings.

We also got a glimpse at all the drama between Kourtney and Scott, and we got to see the family find out about Khloe's new relationship with boyfriend Tristan Thompson.

What an action-packed episode!

Dreammmmmmmmmm 🎀

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It's almost summer!

Blac Chyna and daughter Dream made the most of the hot California temperatures yesterday by popping on their bikinis and enjoying a pool day, and we can't believe how much weight the former stripper has lost since giving birth last November. Rob Kardashian's ex-girlfriend has gone from 192 pounds to 148 pounds, but her goal is to be 130 pounds.

Her pal Amber Rose joined in on the fun, but Kim K's bro was nowhere to be seen. Maybe he was at the gym putting in the work to win her back?

"He misses her and baby Dream so much, and will do anything to be a family again. He’s vowing to lose weight and lift himself out of this terrible funk he’s been in. He’s promising Chyna he will be more ‘dynamic’ and ‘go-getting’ and swearing that he will change his ways for good," a source dished to Hollywood Life.

“Chyna’s heard it all before. She’s pretty much sick to death of Rob and his promises right now. It’s going to take one hell of a lot of effort on his part to win her back at this point," the source added.

She seems to have no problem relaxing!

Sunday funday at Muva house

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Nori playing the Tooth Fairy is obviously adorable -- in her "North" nightgown with angel wings attached ... but why oh why must mommy Kim Kardashian insist on Snapchat filters to tell the story?

Imagine if, when you were growing up, your mom told you to stare into her phone and blow her a kiss? Imagine if your mom played back a video of you with a flower crown on your head -- that you weren't actually wearing -- and then with bunny ears and watery eyes???

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After a brief trip to LA (presumably for the kids to see their dad), Angelina Jolie hoofed it back to Cambodia with all six kids, where she has been spending lots of time during and after the filming of her upcoming film First They Killed My Father.

Brad Pitt was getting a minimum of 5-hour weekly visits with his "younger" kids, according to a report in January, but Angelina's travel scheduled must have put a cramp in that, given all the travel she had to do in Asia to promote her film.

Saturday, the kids looked happy to leave Los Angeles behind -- Shiloh covered her head with a black hoodie, Zahara held Knox's hand, Pax lugged his own large carry-ons, Maddox had a serious face, and Vivienne was adorable, carrying her art supplies onto the flight.

For Angelina's part, the actress/director wore a cream-colored coat, cinched at the waist with a black belt. She wore cropped, wide-legged pants with black boots. The look was a departure from her usual all-black style.

Bon voyage, Angelina ... and meanwhile, where in the world is Brad? If he's in LA, why are there never any sightings of the superstar dad?

Scarlett Johansson debuted a new role last night on Saturday Night Live, taking on the princess of the White House, Ivanka Trump, and her fashion/lifestyle brand.

The blonde-wigged Johansson walks into a room where party-goers are laughing and enjoying and the voice-over goes like this: "Every man knows her name. Every woman knows her face. When she walks into a room, all eyes are on her. She’s … Ivanka. And a woman like her deserves a fragrance all her own. a scent made just for her. Because she’s beautiful. She’s powerful. She’s … complicit."

The "ad" shows Ivanka applying lipstick in the mirror with her president dad behind her doing the same. And the outro goes: "Complicit. The fragrance for the woman who could stop all this, but won’t. Also available in a cologne for Jared."

The show didn't stop there -- Alec Baldwin was back as President Donald Trump. In the opening sketch, Baldwin plays a Trump who's supposed to motivate troops to fight aliens -- yes, aliens have landed on earth -- and he can't stop campaigning. The President goes off-message, talking about producing coal, talking about how much the troops love Trump, about his vendetta against Arnold Schwarzenegger. Watch ...

Things are heating up between Jennifer Lopez and new beau Alex Rodriguez! According to a new report, the couple have jetted down to the Bahamas for a romantic getaway.

The couple hopped a private jet from Miami to Marsh Harbor Friday night, according to The New York Post, and are staying at Bakers Bay Golf & Ocean Club.

They're staying at a friend's home on the island and, according to a Post source, "It’s early days, but Jennifer and Alex are really into each other."

The resort has hosted the likes of Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck and more. The luxurious club sits on a seven-mile stretch of Great Guana Cay in the Abaco islands 150 miles off the Florida coast.

Lopez and Rodriguez landed late Friday night and were spotted taking a boat to their private villa.

We can't wait until these two go public! Finally, Jen found someone other than a backup dancer!

Things are looking up for Robin Thicke and his son, Juilan. The singer turned 40 Friday and celebrated with his son, 6, by passing through the McDonald's drive-thru in Malibu.

Just a day after a 911 call from Julian's nanny was released -- of the young boy asking his caretaker to call the police to intervene on the day his father was supposed to pick him up for a custodial visit -- the pair appeared to be in a better place in their relationship.

In the recording of the call, Julian and the nanny ask police to intervene and "enforce a restraining order" because Julian was "crying and praying to the angels' at the thought of visiting with his dad.

But yesterday, Julian had a smile on his face as he peeked out the back window. Thicke's girlfriend, April Love Geary, was along for the ride.

Somebody's not a happy camper!

Kim and Kourtney took Nori and Penelope to make some art at Color Me Mine pottery studio on Friday but for some reason little Nori wasn't into it!

Seriously, she and her cousin have probably painted every ceramic statue, plate and coffee mug they offer so maybe North West was feeling her creativity was being stifled. Penelope didn't look much happier ... maybe the girls spilled some paint on the plates they were making for their dads? Maybe Pene spelled her name wrong on her masterpiece? Whatever the case, it almost looks like Kim and Kourtney had a better time than their girls!