Here's the truth: Mischa Barton could totally just quit acting and be a model. Yup, she's THAT beautiful, and in a very unique way. I don't love the outfit but black and white is always a smart, safe choice. Just ask Nicky Hilton!

On the other hand, Amanda Bynes has cuter clothes but the makeup? Hates it. Less is more!

Wow, everything suddenly makes sense. Brody - along with some other Hills cast members - dined out at Dan Tana's in WeHo last night. Why do I think Brody's mom Linda Thompson would reeeally get along with Dina Lohan? Just a hunch!



Frankie Delgado and Lo were also in attendance. Sidebar: I never think Lo looks pretty... until now! Prettier than Lauren Conrad, maybe?

But Jennifer Aniston brought just one bottle of wine? They're gonna need more than that I bet!

The Friends starlet showed up to party at Tom's pad on Saturday, along with Paul McCartney and his girlfriend Nancy Shevell, Julia Roberts (natch) and Uma Thurman. Ugh, so jealous! Famous people looooove to be friends with other famous people. But where was Courteney Cox?

Hey, anything's possible! The Hills starlet - and open enemy of Kristin Cavallari - visited a nail salon the other day and we couldn't help but notice how thin she looks. Is it just the angle or does the girl need a cheeseburger?

Just a few hours away! Are you ready???

It looks like it's gonna be an eventful night, too! The NY Post reports that celebs and show organizers alike are (allegedly) going nuts over the seating plans... deets below:

-Whitney Port of The City had to be moved away from Twilight star Kristen Stewart after calling the movie "really bad" and Stewart's performance "one-dimensional." Oh Whit, you should talk!
-The Hills cast had to be kept away from Audrina Patridge because, according to a source, "everyone on the show hated her." Ouch! Aud will now sit by Star Trek's Chris Pine.
-Paris Hilton was similarly moved away from The Hills cast after saying the show was "so lame and fake and cheesy."
-Finally, Disney stars like Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens had to be kept away from Nickelodeon stars because, according to Nickelodeon's reps, "all the Disney kids are tainted."

Damn! What drama. Of course, it only makes us wanna watch more!

And don't forget, X17online will be LIVE on the red carpet of the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, later today at 3:30 p.m. PT! So stay tuned for the live video AND the live blog of the show!

The buxom blonde dined at Taverna Tony's in the 'Bu with her current squeeze Jamie Padgett on Saturday... what do we think of this dude? Will Pam be taking another walk down the aisle for him?

She seriously needs to get back together with Tommy already!

Good lord! Will Hil Duff ever listen? She's such a beautiful girl - I mean it! - but her clothes are never flattering. That outfit makes her look so... solid... and thick. And she's not! Adding a baggy shirt over something tight is NEVER a good idea.

All I have to say is, Nicole Richie is pretty damn lucky - Joel has really cleaned up the past year. Move over, Mark Wahlberg!