First of all, that trainer is still hotter than Justin will ever be. Sorry about it!

And secondly, can Jessica "I'm Too Pretty" Biel at LEAST smile when she's with her beau? I know, it can be difficult when life is sooo miserable and all your movies go straight to DVD, but try it just once!

Here's the happy couple jogging on the UCLA tracks in Westwood over the weekend...

Oh, Victoria. To have your life of expensive clothes, high heels and the sexiest husband in the world. What's not to be jealous of? I'm so surprised she actually drives herself around some days!

...or does Audrina Patridge get hotter and skinnier every day?

Remember when The Hills starlet was all boring and no one cared about her? She was distant with LC for a bit and not ever really part of the Speidi drama... but look at her now! She's the sexiest of them all (except for Kristin, natch) and somehow more interesting. Kudos, girl!

First we snapped Miley Cyrus loading up at Coffee Bean, and later we caught the smiling starlet going for a ride with her dad in the convertible. Awww, she's just like any other teenage girl...with the exception of all the zeroes in her bank account!

Sure, they're co-stars, and they've been together forever (blah, blah, blah), but that doesn't stop us from wishing that Zac would dump Vanessa for someone else! I mean, he can do sooo much better than her, right? Or maybe he's just comfortable with her?

Pete Wentz is cute and all, but Ashlee Simpson was the one who caught our attention in NYC the other night. Ashlee had baby Bronx just 6 months ago, and she looks so skinny we can hardly believe our eyes!

Then again, we didn't see much of her immediately after she gave birth, so maybe she just wanted to hide out until she got her figure back? Who knows, but we have to hand it to her...she looks amazing!

Haylie Duff is officially hotter than her younger, more famous sister Hilary!

The actress was snapped strolling down Melrose yesterday, and not only is she looking fantastic, but she was a total sweetheart to photogs. Take notes Hil - this is how you win our affection!

Who was the prankster that stretched the straps on Rachel Bilson's sundress? I mean this all has to be a huge mistake, right?

The adorable actress went shopping with some girlfriends in Los Angeles yesterday, and we're willing to ignore the fact that she's wearing a rather silly looking jumper, because that's how much we love her!