What about all those cooking tutorials Kylie posts? Is she actually eating that food?! Ms. Jenner and Tyga literally eat every meal out -- perhaps it's because the get bored sitting around the house with no real responsibilities or anything to do ... or maybe it's that something's making them really, really hungry all the time and the stuff they've got in the fridge just won't do?

Whatever the case, Kylie and Tyga were out to lunch again Saturday, Kylie dressed in her finest Alexander Wang x Adidas sweatshirt -- the entire collection sold out within minutes of its drop on Saturday, btw, but clearly she got hers for free, in advance.

Labels love her, brands love her, and clearly Tyga loves her but not everyone does. For example, Danielle Bregoli, aka "Cash Me Outside" girl, does NOT like Kylie. And just because we love to watch her, check out this clip of her on The Cruz Show and around the 0:00 mark, she talks sh*t about Kylie. We love it all!!!

Uh, May? Really?

A recent report claimed Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were all set to move into their $30 million-dollar Hidden Hills home in May but that does NOT seem to be the case. Look at these photos shot Friday ... would YOU move into this in 60 days???

Granted, most of us would gladly sleep on an unfinished floor with a hole in the roof if we could occupy this palace, but we doubt seriously whether Kim and Kanye would give up their finally settled Bel Air mansion for living out of boxes with tarp on the roof, surrounded by dust and dirt at this point. Why would they?

He said he wanted his wife back; well, he got the next best thing!

We spotted a seemingly sober Lamar Odom out with his new girlfriend yesterday and we'll be damned if she doesn't look like a slightly off-brand Khloe Kardashian! And are those Good American jeans? Talk about a doppelganger ...

Ready, aim, fire!

Kourtney's not soccer mom, folks; she's not hitting a field or a court or a stadium with her kids on a Friday afternoon ... she's at the gun range!

Okay -- so disclaimer -- it was a paintball gun range. And it was for an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. But still! Aren't Mason, 7, and Penelope, 4, a little young to be shooting guns of any kind?

Auntie Khloe went along for the "fun" and the ladies dressed in head-to-toe battle gear, including protective face masks.

Meanwhile, the kids' dad Scott Disick is back in town after disappearing for a month following the family's vacation in Costa Rica. Since we first spotted him back in LA a few days ago, he's been out and about with friends, but we haven't seen him with Kourtney or with the kids. Yesterday, as the kids were paintballing, he was 'balling' at Barneys, buying some new duds ... because wouldn't you rather be buying sh*t instead of hanging out with your kids?!

She finally popped!

Natalie Portman has given birth to a baby girl, her rep confirms to People. “Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied welcomed a baby girl, Amalia Millepied, on Feb. 22. Mother and baby are happy and healthy," the statement read.

This is the second child for the couple, who are already parents to son Aleph, 5. They met on the set of Black Swan in 2010 and married in 2012. The actress skipped the Oscars this year because of her pregnancy, but now we know it's because she had already delivered.

"Due to my pregnancy, I am unable to attend the Independent Spirit Awards and the Academy Awards. I feel so lucky to be honored among my fellow nominees and wish them the most beautiful of weekends," she said at the time.

We want to see a pic of the new little cutie!

Hasta la vista, baby!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is stepping down as the host of Celebrity Apprentice after just one season, he announced today.

"I loved every second of working with NBC and Mark Burnett. Everyone — from the celebrities to the crew to the marketing department — was a straight 10, and I would absolutely work with all of them again on a show that doesn't have this baggage," he said in a statement.

His departure was preceded by an ongoing feud between him and previous host-turned-President Donald Trump. The actor and the POTUS frequently butted heads via social media, and the real estate mogul blamed low ratings on the Terminator star.

Arnie claims DT is actually to blame!

"With Trump being involved in the show, people have a bad taste and don’t want to participate as a spectator or as a sponsor or in any other way support the show. It’s a very divisive period now, and I think this show got caught up in all that division," he said in an interview with Empire on Thursday.

What's going to happen now?

He really thinks he's the most enlightened person to ever walk the planet!

Jaden Smith shared some of his most mind-blowing facts in this Vanity Fair video, and we're not sure if it was meant to be a joke, but it's pretty hilarious!

Among his most powerful insights:

"In an average lifetime, human skin completely replaces itself 900 times."

"You see your nose all the time. Your brain just chooses to ignore it."

"You were once the youngest person in existence."

"On Saturn and Jupiter, it rains diamonds."

"Sharks have been around for longer than trees."

"50% of human DNA is shared with a banana."

Do us a favor and just watch the whole video, you won't regret it!

He's the nicest guy in Hollywood!

Chris Martin was bombarded by fans wanting pictures and autographs while out and about on his 40th birthday in West Hollywood, and the rocker took the time to stop and grant each one's requests. Remind us why Gwyneth Paltrow ever divorced him again?

The actress still has fond feelings for the father of her children, through, and took to Instagram to send well wishes on his special day. "HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY to the best daddy in the world!!! We 💖you so much!" she captioned a photo of their family.

They might not be together anymore, but the Oscar winner knows just what a good man he really is.

"To this day, Chris would take a bullet for me, even though I'm not his wife. I honestly think Chris and I have contributed something positive to the culture of divorce. He's at my house every single day. We have our own lives, but we still have our family life," she told InStyle in February.

We couldn't love the Coldplay front man more if we tried!

HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY to the best daddy in the world!!! We 💖you so much!

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