Ready, aim, fire!

Kourtney's not soccer mom, folks; she's not hitting a field or a court or a stadium with her kids on a Friday afternoon ... she's at the gun range!

Okay -- so disclaimer -- it was a paintball gun range. And it was for an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. But still! Aren't Mason, 7, and Penelope, 4, a little young to be shooting guns of any kind?

Auntie Khloe went along for the "fun" and the ladies dressed in head-to-toe battle gear, including protective face masks.

Meanwhile, the kids' dad Scott Disick is back in town after disappearing for a month following the family's vacation in Costa Rica. Since we first spotted him back in LA a few days ago, he's been out and about with friends, but we haven't seen him with Kourtney or with the kids. Yesterday, as the kids were paintballing, he was 'balling' at Barneys, buying some new duds ... because wouldn't you rather be buying sh*t instead of hanging out with your kids?!

She finally popped!

Natalie Portman has given birth to a baby girl, her rep confirms to People. “Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied welcomed a baby girl, Amalia Millepied, on Feb. 22. Mother and baby are happy and healthy," the statement read.

This is the second child for the couple, who are already parents to son Aleph, 5. They met on the set of Black Swan in 2010 and married in 2012. The actress skipped the Oscars this year because of her pregnancy, but now we know it's because she had already delivered.

"Due to my pregnancy, I am unable to attend the Independent Spirit Awards and the Academy Awards. I feel so lucky to be honored among my fellow nominees and wish them the most beautiful of weekends," she said at the time.

We want to see a pic of the new little cutie!

Hasta la vista, baby!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is stepping down as the host of Celebrity Apprentice after just one season, he announced today.

"I loved every second of working with NBC and Mark Burnett. Everyone — from the celebrities to the crew to the marketing department — was a straight 10, and I would absolutely work with all of them again on a show that doesn't have this baggage," he said in a statement.

His departure was preceded by an ongoing feud between him and previous host-turned-President Donald Trump. The actor and the POTUS frequently butted heads via social media, and the real estate mogul blamed low ratings on the Terminator star.

Arnie claims DT is actually to blame!

"With Trump being involved in the show, people have a bad taste and don’t want to participate as a spectator or as a sponsor or in any other way support the show. It’s a very divisive period now, and I think this show got caught up in all that division," he said in an interview with Empire on Thursday.

What's going to happen now?

He really thinks he's the most enlightened person to ever walk the planet!

Jaden Smith shared some of his most mind-blowing facts in this Vanity Fair video, and we're not sure if it was meant to be a joke, but it's pretty hilarious!

Among his most powerful insights:

"In an average lifetime, human skin completely replaces itself 900 times."

"You see your nose all the time. Your brain just chooses to ignore it."

"You were once the youngest person in existence."

"On Saturn and Jupiter, it rains diamonds."

"Sharks have been around for longer than trees."

"50% of human DNA is shared with a banana."

Do us a favor and just watch the whole video, you won't regret it!

He's the nicest guy in Hollywood!

Chris Martin was bombarded by fans wanting pictures and autographs while out and about on his 40th birthday in West Hollywood, and the rocker took the time to stop and grant each one's requests. Remind us why Gwyneth Paltrow ever divorced him again?

The actress still has fond feelings for the father of her children, through, and took to Instagram to send well wishes on his special day. "HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY to the best daddy in the world!!! We 💖you so much!" she captioned a photo of their family.

They might not be together anymore, but the Oscar winner knows just what a good man he really is.

"To this day, Chris would take a bullet for me, even though I'm not his wife. I honestly think Chris and I have contributed something positive to the culture of divorce. He's at my house every single day. We have our own lives, but we still have our family life," she told InStyle in February.

We couldn't love the Coldplay front man more if we tried!

HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY to the best daddy in the world!!! We 💖you so much!

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Now that's some ink!

Lena Dunham is an outspoken fan of body art, and this time around, she took some inspiration from Rihanna for her new chest tattoo.

"Thank you @trinegrimm for my warrior's chest plate/tit chandelier. This is my first original piece by a female tattoo artist and it felt sacred and cool and she didn't chide me for copying @badgalriri's placement. If you're ever in Oslo, go meet this metal queen and let her handle your body 🌖," she captioned a pic of her tat.

Is it bad that we kinda love it on her?

He's pissed!

Chris Brown is fighting back against the allegations that he's a drug abusing, rage-filled mess, and for the first time ever, we kinda feel sorry for him. Billboard released a searing expose on the singer, in which they claimed he was on a drug-fueled downward spiral, but he says not believe any of it!

"Gotta stop with this angry s***, going through drugs and all this other s***.' I'm tired of reading about some shit soon as I got something positive. As soon as I want to promote a tour or party, f***ing album, anything you want to bring up something," he vented in a now-deleted Instagram video.

As for the accusations that he's obsessed with ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran?

"You all concerned about what girl talking to or what person I'm dating or who I'm seeing with. I'm seeing whoever I want to be seeing with, just like you can be, people can be with whoever they want to be. I am not hurting out here trust me. Y'all got it f***ed up," he added.

If we worked at Billboard, we'd be a little scared. Just sayin!

He looks like her type!

Kate Hudson tried to sneak out of dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica last night, but we caught her! And not only did we catch her, but we spotted her with a sexy mystery man. Could this be her new love interest? She's been "single" for a while now, and we all know that Goldie Hawn's daughter likes to have a good time.

There's been all types of rumors flying around about her dating life in recent months. First, she was linked to Brad Pitt following his split with Angelina Jolie, and last week she was seen packing on the PDA with Katy Perry's ex Diplo at the Vanity Fair Oscars party. E! News reports that the actress and the DJ are "hanging out" and keeping it "fun and casual," but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to read between the lines.

If she's juggling multiple men, more power to her!