Let's set the scene: Our once-lovely little LiLo went shopping in Malibu the other day with her sister Ali in tow.

First of all, is this it, Linds? I watched Freaky Friday recently - SUCH an underrated performance opposite Jamie Lee Curtis - and forgot what a promising actress Lindsay was back then. And now all she does is shop 24/7 and not work. Blah.

Anyway, a source on the scene witnessed LiLo turning into the Malibu Country Mart and here's what he tells X17online.com:

"Lindsay peeled out as she turned into the Malibu Country Mart. She was driving erratically, as usual, blocking traffic in front of Taverna Tony’s before making an illegal U-turn right in front of the restaurant on the narrow street. It was like 'Here I come; Lindsay Lohan is arriving!'"

Time to get your priorities straight, girl!

Christina Aguilera put on her Sunday best for dinner last night, heading out to Mozza in Hollywood for a pre-Mother's Day celebration with Jordan... but it sounds like things got a little crazy on the way home!

Our photogs say that the couple left the restaurant around 10 pm and nearly got into a car accident! One X17er declares: "Jordan was going very, very fast and ran a stop light! He almost got into a crash on Doheny and Santa Monica."

Whoa, slow down, ace! You wanna protect the mother of your child, don't ya?

Okay, I'm not Obsessed with Queen B or anything, but Beyonce looks so fun and cute in these pix from Germany! Maybe there's a reason why she's famous after all?

There's a lot going on in these pictures - like, a LOT. Audrina Patridge had a b-day celebration (she's 24 now) at Beso last night and made sure to wear a sexy, slinky dress... but did she pull it off? Too bad she's constantly pulling up her dress!

Remember when Ash Tisdale was hangin' with a pal and looking 99% all scrubbed out, except for the gold Louis Vuitton bowler bag she was carrying? I really preferred her trying to be Nicole Richie, because this look doesn't really work on her!

Uh-oh! What's this? Trouble in paradise?

Gwen Stefani hit up The Grove with her two baby boys, Kingston and Zuma, but it looks like not everyone had a pleasant experience! Could K starting to miss being the only child? Sibling envy alert! We hope it's nothing serious... no mom wants to deal with a tantrum on Mother's Day weekend!

The happy couple is back on vacay, y'all! Paris Hilton and her hot and hunky beau Doug Reinhardt are enjoying a super-romantic stay on the island of Anguilla in 5-star hotel Cap Juluca!

Aside from horseback riding on the beach in front of their luxury villa, P and D dined at Trattoria Tramonto, a popular restaurant that's seen the likes of the Clintons, Robert De Niro, even Brad and Jen just before they broke up!

Oh, and what did Doug give his beautiful babe on their trip? Surf lessons! So hot right now.

The couple is currently en route back to LA - hmm, will their next excursion be a honeymoon vacay?!?

...Because Jessica Alba looks surprisingly happy! You know she's thrilled about being pampered by her hubby and Honor. Well, at least by Cash.

Yes, these pics of the trio out for lunch are from Saturday - but Jess was just getting excited about the big day in advance! Please spoil her, Cash. Pleeeeease.