We talked about this! Don't make Mark angry. Have you seen his arms? The dude is NOT messing around. Even if you think he looks silly in jean shorts, keep it to yourself!

We snapped Hills honey Audrina Patridge at H-Wood last night, and we're not sure if it was the excessive amount of eye makeup or the drinks, but something was definitely up with her eyes...

And who else was there? Click after the jump to see!

Hint: it's not a Hills "actress"!

We adore Kanye and we're mildly infatuated with his gf/former stripper Amber Rose, so naturally we're totally in love with what they wore to the Met Costume Institute Gala last night. Britney wishes she looked this good with a shaved head!

Spotted: Former supermodel Janice Dickinson leaving a yoga class in LA. Yoga, huh? That must be how she keeps looking forever young!

Ah, the quintessential happy couple. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker might not have been the best dressed couple at the gala last night (simple and chic, yes, best dressed... no!) but they were certainly the cutest. Nothing wrong with a little smoochin' on the red carpet, right?

Ben Bratt has all but vanished from the screen (ok, he's on a little show called The Cleaner), but not from our hearts! The only thing that would make this pic hotter is if Bratt would ditch the wetsuit and bare his bod like our other forty-something obsession, Hugh Jackman.

Maybe little Noah Cyrus hasn't got the talent to go into music like her older siblings, but that doesn't mean she can't start working in other fields, like photography!

Just don't practice outside of church!

I'm a BIG Gossip Girl fan. But while I love Leighton Meester, I'm always on the fence with Blake Lively. That being said, the slender star rocked a sexy dress and a fierce look at the Met Costume Institute Gala. She doesn't look awesome in eeeeevery photo, but whatev - she worked it and I'm proud!