While her lady love was about as far as she could possibly be away from Sam while still being in the US, Sam's eyes wouldn't stray from her laptop even though a hot belly-dancer was wiggling in front of her as she spun for the opening of the Sapphire New York Gentlemen's Club & Prime 333 Steakhouse last night.

What a loyal wifey!

And she's looking super adorable and smiley while doing it! I used to worry that Ms. Witherspoon's "America's Sweetheart" persona was just an act, but not anymore. She seems like a genuinely happy person who sometimes doesn't like that her private life is public. Nothing wrong with that! Cuz she's not just a celeb, but also, you know, an actress.

Sadly, we didn't actually get to hang out with Heroes honey Hayden Panettiere, but one of her lucky friends got to grab lunch with her earlier today. Think they chatted about last night's season finale? There's plenty to discuss there!

Can you tell which is which?

Charlize Theron showed notorious red carpet dud Julia Roberts how it's done last night at the Lincoln Center's Gala Tribute Honoring Tom Hanks.

Would it kill you to strike a pose, girl? Then again she did make us laugh...

Nadya Suleman gets a laugh at a sign someone posted in her neighborhood reading "Octo Xing."

Hopefully it will make her daily trips to the park a little safer!

Photogs caught up with Ryan O'Neal in Hollywood this afternoon, and even though the actor appeared grumpy and used a few choice words, he did tell us that Farrah was doing fine, which is good to hear.

Ok, it's bad enough he's covering up his hot upper-body with that track jacket, but what's with the beard, the hat, the glasses covering up his gorge face?!?

Hates it!

She may not have known about the swine flu, but she sure knows how to rock a pair of pigtails!

Last night Paris and Doug headed to H-Wood to get their party on, and of course, Paris showed the photogs plenty of love on the way out of the club. Speaking of love, two guys inside of the club showed Paris a little bit too much affection when they came up to her and grabbed her boobs! Naturally, Doug got defensive, and sources tell X17online that punches were thrown and one of the oh so classy gentlemen even attempted to throw a bottle at Doug! Thankfully, no one was hurt and the lovebirds were able to continue their evening without being assaulted, but geez! Talk about a drama filled night on the town!

Oh yeah, and these two weren't the only famous faces there...Jessica Alba was spotted celebrating her birthday with a group of friends. Think Paris and Jessica spent any quality time together? We'd love to eavesdrop on a conversation between those two!