Is James G an OG or what?!

The Sopranos' Gandolfini plays a gangster on TV and IS one in real life, apparently. Look at how he took care of an annoying paparazzo last night after dinner in NYC ...

Melissa Rycroft pulled out of last night's Dancing With the Stars competition citing injured ribs! Geez!

How much is it gonna take before people realize that DWTS should be taken off the air? It's simply TOO dangerous for our celebrities to be prancing around on a stage, exerting themselves so? Stars aren't meant to DANCE for heaven's sake!

We here at X17 would like to start a campaign to get only DANCERS dancing on television -- leave our STARS alone!

Okay, anyway -- she hurt her ribs during last week's show but re-injured them during practice for this week's show. Rest up, Melissa, we don't want you DQ'd!

It's not even summer yet, and we're already getting our Lindsay Lohan bikini fix!

The starlet and some pals were spotted frolicking in the wavelets in Maui, and it looks like this little island vacay was just what Linds needed - girlfriend looks like she's having the time of her life!

Think she's missing Sam though?

As if we needed further proof the celesbians were back together, Lilo made sure we saw that she was sporting Sam's leather pouch necklace when we snapped her all throughout the weekend.

Additionally, Samantha recently changed her Facebook status from "It's Complicated" to "Married"! Is THAT what Lindsay's doing in Hawaii -- her honeymoon? And why isn't Sam with her?!?

And she's looking exactly the same as she did before! Boy, her lips really are as pouty as everyone makes them out to be. And that skin! Flawless.

Wait a minute, I forget if I like her or dislike her today. It always changes!

Mmm, little bit!

We thought the reality TV star had lightened her hair, but turns out it was only a wig! And now we can't help but notice the similarities between her and box office obsession Beyonce. I mean, right? It's the battle of the blondes! But who wins?

...is John Mayer hunky or dorky?

Sure, we love the tattoos and the fact that he has hair now, but what about his workout gear? Sure, tanks are great if you're Hugh Jackman or Mark Wahlberg (swoon!), but John's arms don't appear to be as beefy as they used to be.

So what's the verdict? Is John a dreamboat or a dud?

Don't panic, we're talking about a pet, not another baby.

Even though it was rumored that Nadya Suleman was looking to add a pig to her family (no, this is not a swine flu joke), she told us the other day that they're looking to get a dog instead. That seems like a much better option, but isn't she busy enough with her 14 kids?!