Uhh, are you shocked? Because I'm not!

Now, I love me some Christina Aguilera (and I LOVE her electric robin's egg blue nail polish), but the sexy singer might have a little bit of a makeup problem. And by problem, I mean addiction. Think they have a Cosmetics Anonymous support group?

It's a tie between Heidi Klum's energetic son Henry and Michelle Williams' darling daughter Matilda Rose! I know they live 3,000 miles apart, but maybe someday these two will have a playdate?

Aww, but she's the cutest, most talented bag lady we've ever seen!

Reese made a stop at Whole Foods in Brentwood yesterday, and the Oscar winner looked comfy and cas in gladiator sandals and relaxed jeans. But where was her hunky loverboy? Oh that's right...he was getting lunch with a famous screenwriter!

No, I'm not referring to her lady love Samantha, I'm talking about her little sis Ali, who seems to have forgotten her pants.

Before Lindsay's sleepover with Sam, the Lohan sisters went out on the town late yesterday afternoon, and even though Lindsay didn't seem to mind the attention from photogs, Ali looked like she was about to lose her cool.

Hey Ali, you wanted to be famous...deal with it!

Image courtesy of MySpace & Hurley

Ugh, even though it's hard for me to like Bar Refaeli (I mean, I'll always be on team Gisele!), I can't help but be blown away by her amazing beach bod!

The model teamed up with Hurley to design the perfect black bikini, and she posted a video documenting her experience on her MySpace Celebrity blog. Hey, as long as it involves her prancing around in next to nothing, it works for us!

Yesterday we snapped Salma Hayek, baby Valentina and Francois-Henri Pinault in Venice, Italy, and it looks like the family is ecstatic about this weekend's festivities! In fact, they've already kicked off their wedding weekend in style...first with a lavish rehearsal dinner and then with a masquerade ball with guests like Charlize Theron and boyfriend Stuart Townsend in attendance.

The duo is set to tie the knot for a second time today, at Palazzo Grassi, which is the spot where Hayek and Pinault first met in 2006 - talk about a fairytale wedding! Lucky girl!

Actually, we snapped her picture as she was trying to work her charms on a Santa Monica police officer, but it looks like she was unsuccessful in her attempt to avoid getting ticketed. Maybe if she was a better actress?

Jessica went shopping at Michael's and The Candy Baron yesterday afternoon, and when she came back to her car, she was greeted by a police officer and a ticket for blocking an alley. Somehow, we're guessing she'll be able to weasel her way out of this in court...

...to stop being such a diva!

We snapped a very irritable Chris Martin taking the kids to school yesterday, and even though he did his best to hide his scruffy mug, we still snapped a few shots of him anyway.

It would be so much easier if he just smiled!