After proclaiming to Cosmo that she's happy with her new, slimmed down figure, Mischa Barton hit the Wendy's late night drive-thru.

Hey, like Cosmo said, cellulite is not a crime! Cuz if it was, they'd have to lock Mischa up!

After dating a woman almost a decade older, is John Mayer now trying to go for a girl a decade younger?

John and Demi Lovato's exchange on Twitter could be just innocent, professional praise, but it certainly seems like he's going above and beyond. Check out the flatter fest for yourself!:

Ya'd think after the break-up with Sam and the fights with Dina, and the pleas from her father to get help, that Lindz would try to stay off the radar for awhile, but instead, she's doing just the opposite.

Last night, Lindsay party hopped from the Chateau, to Teddy's, to Bar Delux, acting skittish and paranoid the entire night.

Our photog tells us that when she arrived at Teddy's (looking for Sam, perhaps?), she refused to get out of the car because she didn't want to be photographed. She instructed her bodyguard/driver to speed off (and speed, he did), later showing up at Delux, where she stayed only briefly.

After that, she went back home at 2am, where several friends joined her for an after-party at her pad. I guess Lindsay got hungry for once, because she went straight into the kitchen and grabbed some eggs, but unfortunately they ended up on the street instead of in her mouth:



Who knew she was such a fan of Luke Worrall?

Spotted: Kirsten Dunst, hitching a ride in her pal's BMW SUV the other day. We're so used to seeing the rehabilitated starlet drinking and smoking, shopping at BevMo and out partying - this is a welcome change!

Yup, the title says it all! Is Nick Lachey still a hottie? I guess so - not as much since his Jessica Simpson/Newlyweds days, but still sexy nonetheless!

We spotted Dakota Fanning with her hair pulled back and wearing an oversized white T-shirt on her way out of the gym on Thursday. With a script under her arm and a blackberry, its easy to forget Dakota is still only 15 years old! Looks like this young lady has a good head on her shoulders!!!

Check it out! Here, in the middle of a recession, it's always a spirit-booster to find out how rich celebrities are, right?!

Parade mag is giving us this list of random stars' incomes for 2008:

Jay-Z - $82 million
Beyonce - $80 million
Will Ferrell - $31 million (WHAT???!!!)
Jennifer Aniston - $27 million
Kelly Ripa - $8 million
Taylor Swift - $5.5 million
Tina Fey - $4.6
Britney Spears - $2.25 million (Dayum! Tina Fey made more!)

This list is damned surprising!

Fresh from my inbox from Michael Lohan ... His TRUE feelings about Lindsay's mom and what he claims is Dina trying to make a living off their daughters and a message to his ex-wife to "focus on what's right":

Could it possibly be that Dina is trying to get Lindsay to be in her reality TV show so that it gets picked up? Would Dina actually stoop that low to use our daughter?
The answer is, YES, she would! For the most part of my life, Dina has earned off Lindsay or tried to intertwine her family into Lindsay's career against my better judgment and will. When push came to shove and it was her brothers or me, Dina chose them.

I think at this point its evident, that Dina has put other people (including her own family) before our children. Why do you think her best friends, who are her personal assistants, left and went their own way? I am so tired of the lies and the deception in the press and media that I have to finally bring attention to what really happened. Our children, including Lindsay, are the most important part of our lives and Dina has to see it that way, and set her priorities straight!

If she wants to go to court, and me play all of the tapes that I have, all of you will know the truth.

I have held back long enough, but when it comes to the health, welfare and well-being of our children, I will not stand down.

In the recent text from my daughter to me, Lindsay said that "she is more of a mother to Dina, than Dina is to her". That should say enough, but for Dina and her (slacking) significant other, Jim, to use Lindsay and overlook the well-being and welfare of my children, is more than I can take.

Why is it that the house I bought, built and paid for, went up for auction?

Why is it that Dina came to me and my family to get her out of debt?

Why is it that Jim, who lives in the house that I financed, does not do anything to try to help?

Even in the past, I was told by own children (in validated texts), that Jim is a loser, yet, Dina continues to involve people in my kids' lives that have their own self serving goals.

It's about time that Dina put everything aside but our children's better welfare and focus on what is right.

If need be, everything I have just said, will be proven and justified.

Our children are paramount and mean most in our lives.

Michael