Then you must be Alessandra Ambrosio! The gorge supermodel shot a super-sexy photo shoot in Malibu on Tuesday. Did we mention she's sexy?

Damn, check out those gams!

He and Sienna haven't been photographed together in a while (although they may just be keeping their relationship on the DL), but the other day we caught him kissing another woman!

But is she an other other woman?

I wonder what Helena doesn't want Bono to blurt?

Their relationship might not be perfect - obviously! - but they do seem to like each other a whole lot. And have common interests, like going out late at night, smoking and drinking Red Bulls.

Plus, will S.Ro get less work now that she doesn't have Lindsay Lohan by her side while she spins? I know her family hates LiLo, but she is a celeb and being with a celeb comes certain perks!

Katie Holmes was probably so excited to wear her sexiest gray sweatshirt for another day at the studio, but unfortch she got a little stain on it during the car ride over!

And again, I loves me some comfy clothes, but isn't this taking it a little too far?

Every time I see British glam queen Katie Price, I ask myself the same question: How tan is too tan?

He's such a tough guy! Luke Worrall got a little egg-crazy on Monday, tossin' a few off Kelly Osbourne's balcony at some photogs down below...

He's got quite the arm, huh? Move over Jake Gyllenhaal! But in all seriousness, if one of 'em was gonna throw eggs, shouldn't it have been Kel?

Or maybe it's not Tommy Lee's age (he's only 46), just many years of hardcore partying etched across his face!

Looks like his fans don't mind though - we spotted Tommy in Calabasas givin' some love to a couple female fans. And by love, we mean hugs. Duh!