What on earth has happened to K-Fed? There's such a thing as being comfortable but this is taking it waaay too far!

Check out Britney's ex eating out - I know, right? - at a mexican restaurant with his slim, blonde girlfriend Tuesday afternoon. You know he got tacos and quesadillas when really he shoulda just gotten a salad!

Pete Wentz's babymama Ashlee Simpson visited a medical building in LA yesterday afternoon and we're happy to report that the 24-year-old looks back in fine form after giving birth. Think she's a good mom to baby Bronx? The kid might hate his name, but you know he loves her!

...but when we snapped Sienna Miller at LAX last night, she looked pretty good!

Sure, she's a homewrecker and she can be a total b*tch with photogs, but she's undeniably gorgeous, and any girl who can step off a plane and look this fab (without foundation and eyeliner, mind you!) gets a gold star in my book.

Yes, I am actually praising Sienna for once!

Well this is a little alarming!

These pix above are from yesterday afternoon, but earlier this morning the back window of the OctoMom's minivan was smashed in... and so she didn't take her kids to school. (There was broken glass all over the seat.)

Not cool! Just because someone doesn't like this woman, does that give them the right to vandalize her car?

Still, couldn't Nadya find some way to get her kids to school? I dunno if this is a good enough excuse to take the day off!

Right now the OctoMom is at a park nearby her home and "smiling" about the incident - she doesn't seem to be traumatized at all!

Pix and vid coming soon!!!

UGH! Why does Khloe Kardashian insist on insulting my eyes like this! If her little black shirt was a little (slightly longer) black dress, I would have been willing to give her a B-plus on this outfit, but this is just ridiculous.

Khloe honey, we don't want to see your cooter, even if it is covered up in black spandex. So please, tag along with your fashion minded sister Kim next time she goes shopping, and pick out some decent clothes!

Talk about giving great face er, b*tch face! The Lohan sisters totally have it down pat!

We spotted the girls at Siren Studios yesterday (after like, five clothing changes), and they showed off their wide range of facial expressions as they hopped out of their chauffeured car.

Instead of posing for photo shoots, we'd rather see the Lohan girls get their own reality show! Ali should move to Hollywood, live with Lindsay, and let cameras document all the drama. It would get killer ratings, Lindsay would rake in some extra dough, Ali would become even more famous than she already is, and it would even give them a chance to set the record straight. We're sure Lindsay has been offered her own reality show hundreds of times, but she should really rethink things!

P.S. Check out the video below to watch Lindsay's bodyguard call the photogs a bunch of "little girls" - so hilarious!

I'm thinking if the 40-year-old actress really was preggers (finally), she'd announce it to the world... but you never know!

Here she is on the set of The Baster looking a little larger in the front and back than usual. Could it be baby weight? Not to mention the fact that she's clutching her tummy:



If it's a boy, maybe she'll name him Brad Chad or Tad?

Christina Aguilera went shopping at Fred Segal yesterday afternoon, and rather predictably, the dirrty girl made a stop by the lingerie section. Think she was looking for something in particular, or was she just browsing through the bustiers and undies?