...I'm loving Vanessa Hudgens' outfit! But back to the shirt...is it even a shirt? I mean it could be two pillowcases sewn together, or a revamped gyno smock for all I know. MAYBE if it was black it would have worked?

courtesy Getty Images

Madonna, dressed in highly appropriate and not the least bit offensive military garb, visited a childcare center in Malawi yesterday with her native son David Banda (hope he got to visit with his real family while he was in town!).

The rich pop star is spending a few days in Lilongwe while she tries to rescue a second poor little child from her native land, culture and family and whisk her away to a much more comfortable place on Park Ave.

Madonna appeared in a Malawi court yesterday - courtesy Getty Images

Madonna had to appear in a local court yesterday to plead her case for adopting a 3 year-old girl, Mercy James. Should the court give her Mercy? ...

Lindsay's extensions are starting to get a life of their own, and not just because she seems to wait so long between washes!

We know long, luscious locks were in (even Paris ditched hers!), so when's she finally going to take out the tracks?

Although her real hair may be even scarier than this...

Well, this isn't the first time we've compared the pop divas, and it probably won't be the last!

Christina Aguilera doesn't wear unitards on a regular basis, but you'd think after being accused of stealing Lady GaGa's hairstyle, she'd steer clear of the singer's signature one piece! Over the weekend, Xtina busted out an outfit straight from the GaGa collection, and we want to know...which pantless blonde do you prefer? X or G?

At first we were in awe of Megan Fox's voluminous, hairsprayed curls, but then we saw the gold studded boots. These look like something Beyonce would wear...onstage...as Sasha Fierce! Maybe Megan could have pulled these off with an all black outfit and some leggings, but the combination of the blue sweater and all the makeup is a bit too much. Sure, Ms. Fox is undeniably hot, but stylish? This outfit isn't helping...

Anyway, Megan got her hair done at a salon in Glendale, and after changing into this interesting getup, she headed over to Gucci for a little retail therapy. I get it - she wants to look nice when she's dropping dough at a swanky store, but did she really need to go to through all this effort?

I love, love, love J. Lo, but...

1) The crop jacket makes it look like her arms are too small for her body.

2) The fried, stringy hair? So not J.Lo!

3) The fur trim? It's almost too awful to comment.

4) The loose dress does nothing for her newly slimmed-down figure!

5) The matching boots with the pricetag left on the sole? Unh-uh!

Am I missing something?

...Val Kilmer used to be a bona fide hunk.

Remember him in Top Gun? I'd take Iceman over Maverick any day of the week! These days? I'll go with Tom Cruise, thankyouverymuch.

If only we could turn back time...

Seeing these photos of a happy Jen and Vi almost melts my cold heart. Now, if Ben were in those photos, smiling as well, I think I'd turn into Mother Teresa!