Er, maybe not a deer.

Anyway, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian hit up club MyHouse last night, and I want to be nice to the youngest Kard sister, but until she retires those hooker boots, I can't promise anything. Seriously...they belong in Pretty Woman, not on a Kardashian!

Will Khloe EVER pick out a good outfit?! I'm not holding my breath...

We're not sure why Katie Holmes seems so peeved in that top shot (blame it on the wind for blowing her hair every which way), but Suri sure had a good time!

Yesterday Katie took her to LACMA, and the celebritot seemed mesmerized by what she saw at the museum. Suri is so well cultured, we think she'll be light years ahead of her peers by the time she attends kindergarten...

I never thought I'd be typing Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, smile and back rub in the same sentence, but here we are!

The usually sullen couple were in NYC yesterday, and not only did Cash give Jess a little back rub, but the couple actually smiled as photogs snapped away! Who knew these two could be so...affectionate?

Honor, on the other hand, was not in such a great mood:

We ALWAYS photograph Kim Kardashian on Robertson, at Barneys, or shopping at her family's store, so you can imagine our surprise when we caught up with her at the dry cleaners! Seriously, every time she's out during the day, she's toting around a shopping bag. Maybe she's on a budget?

As long as Megan Fox is out shopping in sexy outfits, we'll be taking her picture! Sure, this getup isn't as hot as the one the day before, but it's Megan!

The Transformers hottie shopped at Williams Sonoma and several other stores in Santa Monica yesterday afternoon, and even though she didn't smile or show off too much cleavage, we're still drooling...

Nicolas Cage was snapped on the set of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" in NYC yesterday, and we barely recognized the actor!

Sure, he's not wearing eye makeup and pirate garb, but the ratty hair and generally disheveled look is just a little bit reminiscent of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. Then again, there's only one Johnny...

Last night, Lindsay and Samantha went to dinner, and we were pleasantly surprised to see Linds in a relatively good mood. Sure, she wasn't beaming and giving us the peace sign, but we'll take these sexy faces over the grumpy ones any day of the week!

Think Lindsay has what it takes to be a model? She's def had a lot of practice posing for the paparazzi!

Victoria Beckham and her boys (Cruz, Romeo and Brooklyn) were snapped at LAX yesterday afternoon, and as always, Posh wore her trademark pumps and a super chic outfit. I could go on and on about how stylish Posh is, but her sons are all so adorable, they're kinda stealing the limelight from her!