Not that she needs it - the Desperate Housewife is in perfect shape!

What Marcia Cross REALLY needs to be doing is finding a way to make it back onto (the new) Melrose Place. Lisa Rinna who?

This sounds like a naughty rumor!

As if Rihanna doesn't have enough problems already, now Star Magazine is reporting that Chris Brown recorded some of their "intimate moments" and Ri is worried that the tapes could ruin her. A source claims "she'd be mortified if her friends and family found this out!"

Well, duh! But can this even be true? Anything's possible... doubt it though.

Or does Hilary Duff look like Faye Dunaway's long lost daughter?

I'm not saying this to try and stir up even more drama between the feuding actresses...they really do look alike! Right?

After hitting up Les Deux (and getting pulled over by the police!), Rihanna and her entourage went back to her house around 2:30am. So then the R&B starlet put on her PJs, washed her face and went to bed, right?

WRONG!

Around 3:20am, someone called the police to Rihanna's house, and one squad car arrived and stayed for around thirty minutes. The officers went inside and chatted with Rihanna's bodyguard, and left just before 4am. Oh, the night's not over yet!

Then, around 4:30am, Rihanna left her house and was spotted driving on Doheny in Beverly Hills. Oh yeah, guess who's staying at a hotel in Beverly Hills? Yup, Chris Brown...think Rihanna was paying her boy toy a late night visit?

More specifically, a role on the new Melrose Place!

Lisa Rinna - who played the deliciously skanky Taylor McBride on the original MP back in the day - took her agenda to the streets yesterday, sporting a giant sign and carrying a petition for her, uh, fans to sign. Lisa even got a firetruck to stop by and honk!



Amanda Woodward would never!

Last night, X17 photogs outside of Lindsay's (er, Sam's) house report that they heard screaming and crying, and they began to prepare for yet another round of drama. However, shortly after the ruckus, we snapped Lindsay and Sam leaving the house with Sam's adorable bulldog Cadillac, and the girls were all smiles! Had they already kissed and made up, or were they just putting on an act for the cameras?

The couple packed their overnight bags, hopped into Sam's black Porsche, and headed to the Chateau Marmont, where they spent the night. We have no idea why the girls would stay at the lux hotel instead of their own pad, but maybe Cadillac has the answers?

Calls to Cadillac's rep were not immediately returned.

Well, not like it's that hard for Miley to "get gorgeous," but we're loving her new 'do!

The Disney princess went to the hair salon with her grandma yesterday afternoon, and she emerged with blown out, highlighted tresses and a huge smile on her face. Hey, if our hair looked this fabulous, we'd be happy too!

As as much as we love Miley's comfy/casual style (the Rebel Yell sweatpants ARE age appropriate), we kinda want to see her show off that magnificent mane with a cute sundress or a pair of skinny jeans...

Well, if you had this many people outside of your house, wouldn't you!?

Last night, the crowd outside of Nadya Suleman's house got so out of hand, they were pushing up against her garage door and she was forced to call the cops. Even though this is a bit chaotic, we think the mother of 14 kinda likes the spotlight...