We LOVE Kim Zolciak ... and Mauricio Umansky and Kyle Richards -- in that order -- and so the combination of the three of them with a Kroy Biermann cherry on top is almost too much for us to handle!

The fellow Real Housewives brought their hubbies (and Kyle brought daughter Portia) along for lunch in Beverly Hills, on Saturday. And there was just so much glam and glitz and fabulousness going on, we can hardly take it!

Kim wore a blush pink jumpsuit that was a teensy too long in the legs, but flatter her flat stomach, while Kroy did his usual casual look in cut-off denim and a sweatshirt. Kyle took a casual cue and wore jeans and a tee-shirt, while daughter Portia was her usual fashion-plate self in an adorable dress -- and Mauricio, well, 'nuff said; let's just say he looked hot as usual.

So as Kim was getting in the car, we caught this cute moment as KZ passed little baby that she couldn't stop staring at ... and guess what she told Kroy? Watch! ...

Zayn Malik was in a MOOD Saturday when he touched down at LAX ... maybe he's missing his lady love Gigi?

Or maybe he's disappointed that his lady love Gigi doesn't even know what ethnicity he is! In a recent interview, Gigi -- whose dad Mohammed is Palestinian-American -- told The Sun she feels connected to boyfriend because he's half Middle Eastern. Except he's not ... his father is British Pakistani and his mother is Irish. And guess what, folks -- Pakistan is not in the Middle East, it's Southeast Asia.

The Twittersphere went wild slamming Gigi, one "fan" writing: "Gigi Hadid said Zayn was half Middle Eastern. GURL PAKISTAN IS A SOUTH ASAIN COUNTRY. LEARN YA GEOGRAPHY." Another added: "Just to let you know Zayn is Pakistani, which is in South Asia. Just in case you didn’t read his profile properly before signing."

So maybe that's why Zayn looks so moody?

The claws aren't out!

Super pregnant Blac Chyna seemed to get pretty chummy with her soon-to-be/never-to-be sister-in-law Kourtney Kardashian when the two mothers took their kiddos to the local pumpkin patch on Friday. Are these two becoming friends?!

The two got along so well they even took a selfie together to mark the spooktacular occasion -- and we have a feeling that's because: pics or it didn't happen!

For the outing with her son King Cairo, Chyna, who just posted on Instagram that she weights 186.6 pounds, showed off her curves with some skintight leggings and a jersey. She also gave a shout out to her BFF Amber Rose with her "Muva" hat. Meanwhile, Kourt, who brought her brood to the patch, opted to show off her gams with a pair of cut offs and an oversized black t-shirt.

Too bad Chyna's betrothed couldn't make it out of the house to come to the fun-filled activity, he's probably too busy being locked away and hating himself to leave his Calabasas compound.

@blacchyna

A photo posted by Kourtney's Snapchat (@kourtneysnapchat) on Oct 14, 2016 at 5:06pm PDT

No shoes, no shirt, no problem!

Cody Simpson was once again shirtless while traipsing through town. The Aussie went without a shirt or shoes (gross!) while walking through the streets of Malibu on Friday. Cody's friend didn't seem to get the memo and opted to keep his top and footwear on. Good call!

The two strolled around the 'bu as Cody took some big swigs of The Mountain Valley Spring water -- what a tough guy!

In addition to his no-shirt policy, Cody rocked a Crocodile Dundee-style hat and some oddly baggy jeans. And if you look closely you can see just how dirty the bottoms of his feet are. YUCKS! That's a little too Britney Spears c. 2004 if you ask us!

Last month, we spotted the star trying to impress a gaggle of gals by going sans shirt while in Malibu. If he had muscles we'd get his desire to take his top off non stop -- but mostly these pics leave us feeling uncomfortable.

Put some clothes on, dude! But if you can't do that at least put on some shoes -- ick!

Did Kylie Jenner get a butt implant? Did she sleep with Scott Disick? Did she get reconstructive surgery on her face?

The reality queen answers all those questions and more in a new video in which she slams rumors swirling about her!

On whether or not she’s had butt implant surgery, the 19-year-old said in a video posted to her website, “[I haven’t had] ass implants … You know, I used to be 120 [pounds]. I was really skinny. Now I’m pushing, like, 136. But it’s all right, I like the chunkiness.”

And by you — we think she means Tyga likes the chunkiness!

The makeup queen says the reason she looks so bootyful in pics isn't because she's had surgery to enhance her rump, it's because she knows how to pose.

She says in the vid, “I don’t really think I have the fattest ass, but I know my angles.”

Whatever you say, girly!

And as to whether or not she had reconstructive surgery on her cheeks and jaw, Kylie said, “People started saying that [when] I was, like, 16.” She then added, “You think Kris Jenner, at 16 years old, would let me get cheek and jaw reconstructive surgery? Nah. I always used to love my jaw – I never was self-conscious about my jaw.”

Umm we absolutely think Kris Jenner would allow that! Have you seen her plumped-up attention-loving children?!

Looking back at Turks

A photo posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Oct 4, 2016 at 12:47pm PDT

Rose McGowan is not holding back ...

The 43-year-old took to Twitter to say that she was raped by a top Hollywood exec — and the Internet is reeling.

The Scream actress tweeted the bombshell claims in response to the continuing allegations against Donald Trump about his inappropriate sexual behavior. In a speech on Friday, the Republican hopeful chastised the women who were now coming forward because they hadn’t reported anything at the time — and needless to say, McGowan was not having it.

Claiming that a Hollywood exec raped her, McGowan wrote: "Because my ex sold our movie to my rapist for distribution," "Because it's been an open secret in Hollywood/Media and they shamed me while adulating my rapist," and "A (female) criminal attorney said because I'd done a sex scene in a film I would never win against the studio head." Each comment ended with “#WhyWomenDontReport.”

We commend McGowan for her bravery and are looking to see what comes from these candid tweets.

There have been several reports emerging in the past two weeks alleging sexual misconduct by Trump. Most recently, a woman named Kristin Anderson told The Washington Post about an incident that she alleges took place in the early ‘90s, in which the media mogul forced his hand up her skirt while at a nightclub in NYC.

Anderson said, “He did touch my vagina through my underwear. Absolutely.” She added that her friends were “very grossed out and weirded out” by Trump’s behavior.

Hope Hicks, a Trump spokeswoman, told The Washington Post that there was no truth to the woman’s claims.

Hicks said, “Mr. Trump strongly denies this phony allegation by someone looking to get some free publicity. It is totally ridiculous.”

Ya know what — it is ridiculous!

On Friday morning an intruder hopped the fence at Miranda Kerr's Malibu home, and when her security guard confronted him, the man stabbed the guard in the eye! Thankfully Miranda was not home at the time, but this is unbelievably scary!

TMZ reports that the guard responded by shooting the intruder multiple times, and one shot struck the intruder's head. Both men were airlifted to the hospital and are expected to survive.

Miranda bought the property in 2014 following her split from ex-husband Orlando Bloom, but lately she's been spending time at the home she shares with fiance Evan Spiegel, in Brentwood.

Despite testifying earlier that day against her alleged stalker, Kendall Jenner mixed and mingled with a slew of celebs at the What Goes Around Comes Around in Los Angeles on Thursday night.

Not many things can stop a member of the Kardashian/Kenner clan when they've got an appearance on the books!

Kendall chatted with Rachel Zoe at the opening of the high-end vintage boutique. For the soiree, Jenner sported a Slayer tank top with "Reign" printed on the back, velvet pants and red platform heels. After hitting up the party, Kendall stopped at Hollywood's newest hotspot, Catch, for dinner. Oh la la!

But Kendall wasn't the only celeb who hit up the bash -- Rashida Jones, Crystal Reed, Milla Jovovich, Markus Molinari Ashlee Simpson, Evan Ross and KeKe Palmer all made sure to stop by and check out the not-to-be-missed party!

Meanwhile, earlier in the day things were a bit more serious for Kendall, when she testified in court against Shavaughn McKenzie, who was arrested for trespassing and misdemeanor stalking outside of her home in August.

"I’ve never been so scared in my life,” Jenner told the jury. "I was terrified. I was literally traumatized. It's definitely put me even more on edge. I definitely don't feel safe in my own house anymore." She revealed that she stayed with a friend for some time after that, as she didn't want to be alone in her own home.

Aww! It's hard to be a Jenner/Kardashian!