Shia LaBeouf has married his longtime girlfriend, Mia Goth, in a Elvis-themed Las Vegas ceremony. To make matters weirder -- it looks like they live streamed the whole thing! WEIRD!

The couple said "I do" at Viva Las Vegas, a chapel known for their themed weddings, including a gladiator, mafia and Alice Cooper themes. It appears as though Mia and Shia opted for the King theme. The short ceremony included some Elvis covers, as well as a classic Bruce Springsteen tune.

While this may be a shotgun wedding, both Shia and Mia's moms were in attendance. We'd say the whole thing was sweet -- but really it's just weird.

Shia and Mia got together in 2012, after meeting on the set of Nymphomaniac: Volume II. Last year, they got into a headline-making fight while in Germany, however, Mia was spotted wearing her wedding ring back in March.

Umm congrats to the happy couple?!

Following Kim Kardashian's robbery in Paris, Kourtney Kardashian has beefed up security -- which we think is a really good idea considering what happened!

On Sunday, Kourtney had a family outing with ex Scott Disick and heir children Mason and Penelope -- and it appears as if the reality star has employed a rather large bodyguard to protect the clan.

For the outing, Kourtney, who held her four-year-old daughter's hand, rocked an off-duty look, consisting of a white T-shirt, ripped jeans and a pair of $620 Gucci sneakers. Penelope was looking rather on trend (especially for a preschooler) in an oversized T-shirt. Mason was outfitted in a sporty grey ensemble, while daddy dearest looked particularly casual in a grey shirt and shorts.

Earlier today we reported that Kim had stepped up her security detail in the wake of her Paris robbery, and that her new team is comprised for former Secret Service members who will be armed with guns, TMZ reports. She will also be traveling in an armored vehicle.

It definitely doesn't look like Kourtney has the same detail, but security is definitely more present now than ever before!

Kristen Stewart is once again opening up about her sexual orientation and her relationship with visual effects producer Alicia Cargile for Elle's "Women in Hollywood" issue.

The intensely private actress said, "I’m not ashamed and I’m not confused. Things have changed. And not just with me — we’re really allowed to encourage this new acceptance and be awesome."

Previously, the 26-year-old confirmed her relationship to Elle UK back in July. Saying that she was "really in love" with Cargile, adding, "We’ve broken up a couple of times and gotten back together." The lovestruck stunner continued, "And this time I was like, 'Finally, I can feel again.'"

Previously, Stewart briefly dated French singer-songwriter Stephanie "Soko" Sokolinski. Prior to that, K-Stew made headlines with her infamous relationship with her Twilight costar Robert Pattinson, whom she dated on and off from 2009 to 2013.

This is what you call environmentally conscious cruising!

Chris Martin headed out to pick up some groceries in Malibu over the weekend, and rather than take his gas-guzzling car, he opted to get behind the wheel of his golf cart. The Coldplay frontman didn't even bother putting on shoes for the outing!

Celebs like Leonardo DiCaprio preach about climate change and then take private jets, but not this rocker!

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Rihanna just dissed all of her exes in one Instagram post -- she's such a bad gal!

On Sunday, Rihanna posted a meme that read, “None of my exes are married or in a happy relationship so it’s safe to say that I wasn’t da problem lol,” the message read.I wasn’t da problem lol."

The "Work" singer wasn't pulling any punches when she posted that telling meme, along with the simple caption of a trophy emoji. Looks like Rihanna's winning at life!

The post was most likely about Chris Brown, Matt Kemp and Leonardo DiCaprio, but we really hope it's not about Drake, her current man, who's also her ex!

Either way -- we didn't need this image to know that Riri is beating Chris Brown at this game called life!

Kenny's got some new wheels... and a new man?

Kendall Jenner dropped by Soho House Malibu on Sunday afternoon to pick up a hot male companion, and the model was driving her new $260K black 488 Spider Ferrari. The model's new whip goes from 0 to 100 km/h in 3 seconds flat and from 0 to 200 km/h in 8.7 seconds. Let's hope her dad Caitlyn gave her some lessons on how to drive such a powerful sports car!

We're wondering who this dude is...

Last time we checked, the catwalk was hooking up with A$AP Rocky and trying to get back together with Harry Styles, so perhaps she's given up on both the rapper and the British lothario in favor of this guy?

Miranda Kerr is too cute for words!

The Australian supermodel turned up in an absolutely adorable ensemble, which consisted of an off-the-shoulder top by Miguelina and high-waisted jeans that showed off her taut tum, when she headed to the SoHo House in Malibu on Sunday. The beauty put some dark touches on the summery ensemble with a chunky black belt and flats.

The 33-year-old was without her fiance, Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel, for her Sunday outing.

The brunette beauty, who has a five-year-old son Flynn with ex husband Orlando Bloom, told The Daily Telegraph that she's simultaneously "definitely open to the possibility of having more" children, but she's "very content with just having one."

We bet those two crazy kids in love would have a pretty cute kid of their own!

The only person with more muscle protecting them is Obama!

Kim Kardashian has stepped up her security detail in the wake of her Paris robbery, and her new team is armed with both guns and experience! The reality star has added former members of the Secret Service to her detail, and she will never be without at least two armed men watching over her, TMZ reports. She will also be traveling in an armored vehicle.

Kim K and Kanye met with ex-CIA agents, Israeli army members, and owners of two top security firms to assemble a A+ team after the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was robbed at gunpoint, and the whole family - minus Rob - will be getting the same treatment. Kris Jenner is heavily involved in safety meetings, and will be putting men on Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie as well.

We guess it's better late than never!