Angelina Jolie has been holed up in this Malibu rental since confirming that she filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt, but get this -- she got the place three weeks BEFORE she made the announcement, so clearly whatever went wrong happened prior to the September 14 drama on the plane. This makes sense, seeing as she ditched her wedding ring back in August, but we're guessing Angie is glad she made the decision to plunk down $95,000 a month on this sweet beach pad!

Angie will have neighbors like Julia Roberts, Sean Penn, Owen Wilson, Rick Rubin, Anthony Hopkins and Matthew McConaughey, but she may never see them! She's been sending her assistant out for anything and everything and there is a security guard at the gates shoeing people away.

The home was previously listed for sale for $8.5 million, and it has 6 bedrooms and sits on a 1 acre lot. With trees surrounding the estate there is plenty of privacy for Angie and the kids, and amenities include a media room, an office, a gourmet kitchen and a separate guest house by a sparkling lagoon pool. There's a gym on the property too, so yeah -- no reason to leave!

Jolie filed for divorce on September 19 and cited irreconcilable differences and asked for full custody of the estranged couple's six children. "Angelina will always do what's in the best interest of taking care of her family," her manager said in a statement last week. "She appreciates everyone's understanding of their need for privacy at this time."

Take note, people! THIS is how you do a wedding!

Kim and Kanye arrived to their nanny's wedding this afternoon -- yes, their NANNY'S wedding -- in Simi Valley, just north of LA, looking SO on point it hurt!

Kim wore separates -- a tight, cleavage-exposing halter with matching floor-length body-con skirt, while Kanye stuck with a traditional black suit. Kourtney chose a wide-legged jumpsuit, cut to the navel. Little Penelope snoozed on her way in, while North was excited to be a flower girl. So cute!

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We're at a total loss for words...

Kim Kardashian appears in the latest Wonderland magazine, and while she looks hot as usual, it's her confessions about her career aspirations and political leanings that really caught our attention! Specifically, that she wants to be a lawyer and she might vote for The Donald!

"At first I thought, 'Oh my god, I'm so Hillary [Clinton]', but I had a long political call with Caitlyn last night about why she's voting Trump. I'm on the fence," she admitted. Who admits that?!

So what would she be doing with herself if she wasn't famous? Hitting the books, apparently!

"If things slow down and I had time, I really want to go to law school. Just something I can do in my older age. I would be a forensic investigator and live a normal life. I’m gonna be that annoying, pushy mom and say I want to live vicariously through my kids and have them be a forensic investigator,” she mused.

She also touched on all the T-Swizz drama!

While refusing to name names because she's "not petty," Kimmy revealed that after she put Taylor Swift on blast for lying about being OK with Kanye calling her a "b*tch" in "Famous," members of the "Bad Blood" singer's inner circle tried to contact her. "Girls in her squad hit me up on text," she explained. We all know she's referring to either Hailey Baldwin or the Hadid sisters, who also happen to be close to the K clan.

So just why did the mother-of-two decide to pick a public fight with the Grammy winner? "I never publicly talk bad about people. I still don't feel like I have. I'm being honest. I'm a fan. I like her music. There was no shade," she stated.

Wow... just wow.

Jim Carrey has a lot of explaining to do!

In addition to allegedly giving her the prescription drugs that killed her, the funny man is now being accused of giving his late ex girlfriend Cathriona White three different sexually transmitted diseases, lying about it and then breaking up with her, thus triggering her suicide.

The accusations come from White’s estranged husband Mark Burton, who is suing the Liar Liar actor for wrongful death.

Burton, who filed the lawsuit earlier this week, amended the lawsuit and now alleges that White learned in 2013 that Carrey had given her Herpes Type 1, Herpes Type 2 and gonorrhea. To make matters worse, apparently the actor pressured her to keep quiet.

The amended documents claim that White texted Carrey in February 2013 when she feared she had contracted an STD.
The new complaint states Carrey had sex with White and did not tell her that she was at risk or that he had STDs. The documents also suggest that the 54-year-old actor tried to downplay the symptoms and tried to convince her someone else gave it to her after doctors informed her that she did have STDs.

The documents also say that when the late makeup artist confronted the actor that he 'manipulated' and 'threatened' her, using his 'handlers and attorneys to silence her.”

Burton,also claims that before White's suicide in 2015, she wrote Carrey a letter saying that she was “damaged goods” and that the STDs would make it difficult for her to find anyone else.

Burton also made a statement to The Wrap on Thursday, saying that he can not “stand idly by while Mr Carrey and his handlers deceive the world about what they did to Cat.”

The outraged husband added, “How dare they invoke her memory in an effort to save Mr Carrey’s false persona … This is a search for the truth and people will now learn about the real Jim Carrey and his treatment of women … I urge other women who have been exploited and injured by him and his reckless behavior to come forward and tell their stories.”

We know it’s a crazy story — but we actually believe it!

Meanwhile, Carrey dismissed the latest allegations, claiming Burton was trying to profit over her death. Carrey's lawyer, Marty Singer, told TMZ the amended lawsuit is “categorically disputed.”

On September 28, 2015, White was found dead in her home in Sherman Oaks, Calif. The Los Angeles County coroner's office later said that the Irish-born make-up artist died from overdosing on prescription drugs, including Ambien, Propranol and Percocet (oxycodone).

Lovely looks ladies!

Kristen Stewart and Lily Rose Depp attended a dinner in honor of Chanel's new fragrance Number 5 L'Eau at Sunset Tower hotel in West Hollywood last night, and the certainly caught people's attention on the red carpet! The actress debuted her new platinum hair, while the teenage model flaunted her rock hard abs. We hate to be mean, but K-Stew's tresses are terrible!

Other guests included Rachel Zoe, Pharrell Williams, Alexa Chung, Milla Jovovich, and celebrity photographer Mario Testino.

We wonder if these two discussed Soko? In case you missed, Johnny Depp's daughter attended the premiere of her upcoming film The Dancer with the French singer last week. Why is that interesting, you ask? Because Soko is the Twilight star's ex-girlfriend!

Hollywood circles are frighteningly small!

Kylie Jenner isn't letting a little thing like unwittingly being involved in her boyfriend's legal drama spoil her date night with Tyga -- or stop her from showing off her curves in a rubber dress!

Dressed in a sexy latex ensemble a la sister Kim Kardashian (although we really don't think Kimbo would be caught dead in brown latex), Kylie was looking confident as she left trendy new restaurant Catch restaurant with Tyga in Santa Monica on Thursday night. In addition to dining with her main man, the latex-loving teen feasted with Kendall and Kim's bestie Jonathan Cheban.

While Kylie may be having a great night, she's smack dab in the middle of her boyfriend's financial nightmare. The reality star has just agreed to answer questions about the rapper's finances after celeb jeweler, Jason of Beverly Hills, has gone after the music man to collect on a $200k debt, according to TMZ.

Apparently Kylie's talking to lawyers about the expensive and lavish gifts, like a brand new Maybach, that he's purchased for the teen -- and that's the next step in the legal madness. Just pay the guy what you owe him, Tyga!

Tyga's known for his pricey gifts to his young lover and so the jeweler's law firm, Abir, Cohen, Treyzon, and Salo, wants to know everything he's gifted her.

The lawyers are slated to meet privately with Kylie and Tyga within the next couple weeks. Apparently if the couple does not show (Tyga did not show up in his last legal battle because he was on vacay with Kylie) the legal team will pursue an arrest -- and we believe them!

Last month, the legal team got a warrant issued for Tyga's arrest after he failed to appear in court to deal with an old debt for money he owed to a former Malibu landlord. The legal team got their money and are clearly going in for Tyga's jugular with this new client.

Watch out Tyga -- you're a marked man!

He's preparing for battle!

Brad Pitt has hired divorce attorney Lance Spiegel and he's going to fight for custody of his six kids, Us Weekly reports. Angelina Jolie requested sole physical custody when she filed divorce papers, but the actor isn't going to let her steam roll him.

"He wants to have a significant role in his kids’ lives and he wants to be with them consistently, but he also wants them to be in the most protected and proper environment," a source dished to the mag.

The World War Z star believes his ex is blowing his drunken fight on the private plane with son Maddox out of proportion to make him look like a bad dad. Still, the Hollywood hunk is thinking joint custody and isn't going to attempt to take the kids away from Angie.

"Angelina is a good mother. Brad appreciates and respects her and knows she’s a good mother. He knows that it’s important to do what’s right for the kids, whatever that is going to be. … These reports about abuse on the plane are exaggerated or fabricated," a source added.

Breaking up is hard to do!

Chris Brown is trying to set the record straight, responding to rumors that he’s being investigated by Child Protective Services.

Umm can you blame anyone for thinking he shouldn't be near a child?! Rihanna's abusive ex was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon on August 30 -- so we really aren't surprised to hear that Child Protective Services would investigate him ...

The felon/entertainter, who shares 2-year-old daughter Royalty with fling Nia Guzman, posted a now-deleted Instagram video in which he defends himself.

The loose cannon said, ”I take care of my daughter fully. Somebody make an accusation, 90 percent of y'all believe it, and it's bulls--t … The last three weeks or whatever been going on with the accusations, you know it's false."

On Thursday, TMZ reported that the Department of Community & Family Services and the LAPD visited Brown's home in Tarzana, after Baylee Curran said Brown threatened her with a gun while she was admiring a piece of jewelry at his home.