Sofia Vergara and hubby Joe Manganiello went to Soho House in Malibu for lunch on Saturday, and while he didn't exactly dress up, she looked like she was practically ready to hit the red carpet!

The duo have been married eight months, but June 14 marked their second anniversary as a couple. Sofia recently revealed that they do have kids on the brain -- and she's NOT talking about her frozen embryo battle with former fiance Nick Loeb. "My husband is [four years] younger than me and he wants kids so we're trying to figure out what we're going to do," Sofia told Net-A-Porter's magazine The Edit back in February. "The idea of doing it all again doesn't scare me but, hey, it's not like it's going to happen naturally, is it?"

So what are these lovebirds up do this weekend? We're not sure, but last week Sofia Snapchatted a photo of herself at the gym lifting an 80 pound dumbell, and she captioned the pic, "Getting ready to eat potatoe [sic] salad on july 4th!" Work it, girl!

Paris Jackson stepped out over the holiday weekend with boyfriend Michael Snoddy, and the duo couldn't seem to keep their hands off of one another! Paris also showed off a LOT of ink on her arms, and while we're not loving the cancer stick in her mouth, we are on board with everything else going on here!

So who's this guy? And what happened to the other dude MJ's 18-year-old daughter was dating? It turns out Michael is 26, and he's a drummer in a band called Street Drum Corps. Paris and Michael started dating almost immediately after she split from Chester Castellaw in December, and it doesn't seem like she's looked back since.

Paris has been pretty active about sharing her ink on Instagram, but this is the first time we've seen her showing it off while out and about in Los Angeles. Paris got her first piece as soon as she turned 18 in April, and she recently got her 23rd one, and posted a heartfelt message about the meaning behind her tattoos.

As you may remember, Paris attempted to take her life in 2013, so the tattoos mostly cover the scars on her wrists and forearms. "The craftsmanship of tattoos will always be a controversy," Paris began. "Some people like them, some people absolutely hate them. I appreciate art, i always have. especially when that art means something to me. Today i can look at my inner forearms and see art that has meaning for me, i don't see a dark past anymore. my scars and past of self-hatred have been covered by loving marks, creativity, ingenuity.. and depth. 'Sure i will always carry my past with me, but i see ink as a way of changing for the better, always improving. they represent strength for me. I look back at my old self and then i look in the mirror, and i see a fighter looking back at me. i'll always keep fighting, and encouraging others to stay strong. we all go through hell every now and then but it makes us the warriors of love we were meant to be ... So to anyone struggling, it gets better. you're not alone."

Well, we love them and we love her -- just put down the ciggies, please!

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OMG, Fergie went there! The sexy chanteuse enlisted the sexiest Hollywood moms for her new video for "M.I.L.F.$." and got them to shake their money makers, breastfeed on camera, twerk and shower in milk! SO much Freudian imagery here!

The video is a hyper-produced cartoon version of every man's dream -- the white picket fence neighborhood with hot moms behind every door, all wearing lingerie 24/7 and teasing the milkman. You're gonna love it -- check it out -- and don't miss Kim around the 1:10 mark trying to shake her hips. Girl's got no moves! No rhythm! Yikes!

Sexy model Charlotte McKinney was BY HERSELF at Nobu Malibu on a Friday night?! Boyfriend Stephen Dorff better watch it!

McKinney strutted her stuff in a sexy LBD, nude heels and olive green bomber - but SHE was the bomb! The blonde beauty was recently hired by Guess to front the denim brand's campaign -- a coveted gig for a supermodel. And not bad at all for a high-school drop-out.

She's got some more high-profile gigs in the pipeline, too - next year, she'll strut her stuff in a red bathing suit for the Baywatch remake with Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Pamela Anderson, and David Hasselhoff.

First, though, the former Dancing With the Stars contestant will star in The Late Bloomer - in theaters this fall.

In this latest edition of Why Celebrities' Lives Are Better Than Yours, we bring to you, Exhibit 356 -- Scott Disick owns a $400K Rolls Royce Wraith -- and you don't!

Is that fair? NO. Is it fair that he gets to jet around the world hooking up with any ol' hoes he likes and then is allowed back into Kourtney's good graces to be a doting father and take family trips with the Kardashians and still have Kris Jenner love him? NO. Is it fair that he gets to be "family" with Kanye West? NO.

Oh, and that's not all, folks ... Scott owns a $150K BMW i8 hybrid, too! Check it out ...

Kylie at Tyga are getting primal!

The on-again couple hit up iPic theater in Westwood, on Thursday, to catch the new Tarzan film after enjoying an early dinner date at Nobu. Kylie took off the sexy dress and heels and slipped on some leggings and slides.

So what our body language expert tells us about these photos is that Kylie, hanging on her man, fawning over him, looks pretty obsessed with Tyga and fully invested in the relationship. Tyga, meanwhile, is staring straight ahead, like he's already plotting how he can stick this out, reap the benefits of dating a Jenner in the Kardashian clan, but still fool around on the side. Hey, our relationship expert said that, not us!

Feeling giddy, are we girl?!

Jennifer Garner caught a flight out of LAX en route to Paris for fashion week yesterday, and we couldn't believe how great of a mood the actress was in, considering it also happened to be the one year anniversary of her divorce announcement with Ben Affleck. Perhaps she's beaming because they've decided not to call it quits? Rumors of a reconciliation have been swirling for months, and we're starting to believe them.

A source tells ET that the pair are "making it work" and that nothing has been done to move their uncoupling forward. "They still have not officially filed paperwork for a divorce. [They] don’t know if that will ever happen," the source dished to the outlet.

This comes on the heels of a recent interview the Batman actor did on Bill Simmons' Any Given Wednesday, where he still referred to Jen as his spouse. "My wife was really instrumental and helpful in me doing a lot of that work, because I was just so focused [on it] and it was harder to balance family and all that," he gushed to the TV host.

She looks happier than we've seen her all year!

We feel so sorry for her... NOT!

Kendall Jenner touched down in LA today after spending time overseas for Paris Fashion Week, and the model was in no mood to chat with photographers or have her picture taken as she made her way to the car. She won't shut up about how much she hates the spotlight on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but her fame and social media following is one of the biggest reasons she has a successful modeling career. Get over yourself, girl!

Kenny might have just moved into the wrong neighborhood if she hates the shutterbugs, too! The 20-year-old just plunked down $6.5 million to buy John Krasinski and Emily Blunt's West Hollywood home above the Sunset Strip, but it's just a stone's throw away from celeb hotspot Chateau Marmont. If she really liked her privacy, she would have moved into a gated community in Calabasas like the rest of her famous family.

We guess pretending that you don't like being a celebrity is considered cool these days, but we don't buy it for one second!