Seriously, how can you fall in love so fast?!

Miley Cyrus and Aussie singer/swimmer Cody Simpson have gone from zero to one hundred in about one second flat! The pair hooked up after Miley dumped hubby Liam Hemsworth at the end of the summer and then hooked up with gal pal Kaitlynn Carter and proceeded to dump her a month later. Miley doesn't waste time, folks!

Miley and Cody were outed as a couple last week when a fan spotted them grabbing an acai bowl breakfast and making out. The video went viral and Miley -- since she's so addicted to social media -- HAD to respond with her below post asking why she couldn't just make out with her new boyfriend in peace.

The two have gone on to worship each other on their respective social media accounts -- Cody even calling breakfast Miley made for him, "courtesy of baby." Baby?! After two weeks?!

Meanwhile, a new report claims Liam "doesn't care" that Miley's dating fellow Aussie Cody and that he's "not focused" on his soon-to-be-ex-wife.

Are these two moving too fast? Is Miley headed for another crash-and-burn breakup?

Everybody loves Kylie Jenner because she's a billionaire, yet they SLAM her for showing off her wealth! What gives?!

Keeping Up With the Kardashians didn't become popular TV because it's a reality show about poor people -- no offense. KarJenner fans love/love to hate the family because they have a sh*t ton of money. So when Kylie Jenner bought herself a break-up gift after "taking time off" from baby daddy Travis Scott, fans did her in.

Ky posted a video to her Instagram Story of the $3 million custom Bugatti with a Halloween-themed orange and black interior with pumpkin emojis surrounding it and one user commented, "How can people justify buying more cars then they possibly need when there are people out there who can’t eat! Like I get it’s your money and you earn it but HOW do you justify not doing good with it I just don’t get it. They money you spent on this you could of fed a village for a year at LEAST."

Another wrote: "Oh yay! Another new car! Meanwhile there’s ppl struggling to make ends meet and feed themselves. I’m happy for her but damn when is enough enough?"

Here's your answer ... enough is NEVER enough. You guys love her for being fabulous and you increase her fame and her wealth every day and the very reason you love her is pissing you off now? Uh ... #hypocrites

📹 | Justin Bieber mocks Taylor’s Jimmy Fallon interview clip of Taylor after Lasik Surgery via Instagram Live pic.twitter.com/oPPAsMvQk1

— Taylor Swift Updates (Backup) (@TSUpdatesNYBU2) October 7, 2019

We all know about the beef between Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun, who's also Justin Bieber's manager ... she's pissed because he bought her catalog of music and she says he's always bullied her and that owning her music is another way for him to bully her.

Fast-forward to today as Justin Bieber is carrying the torch, mocking a recent viral video of Swift as she recovered from Lasik eye surgery. Supposedly Tay's mom did video of the singer with her Lasik post-surgery goggles on, trying to eat a banana, high on pain meds and gave it to Jimmy Fallon to broadcast on his show.

Of course Taylor won points for making fun of herself, the video went super-viral and now Justin has to weigh in. Some fans say he's just mocking TSwiz like everyone else is, some say he's playing into Scooter's supposed bullying. Whatever the case, Hailey filmed it for the world to see!

We REALLY don't need to say much about this -- it's Justin Bieber walking down the street in front of his Beverly Hills home. He's shirtless. He's sexy. His shorts are falling down. He's giving some guy a plate of food. His shorts are falling down. He's sexy. He's shirtless.

Okay, so maybe it's not a catsuit but it made for a good headline :) Regardless, Sofia Richie was in full-on VAMP mode Thursday as she went to a meeting in Beverly Hills.

She wore Balenciaga patent leather ankle boots and a thick gold rope chain. Her stepped-up style coincides with her debut on Keeping Up With the Kardashians as "Scott Disick's girlfriend" character. There's a hot tub scene with Scott and Kourtney (AWKWARD!), and other instances of the young girlfriend mixing things up on the show, which needed an injection of fresh blood!

Justin's not getting lazy yet, he and Hailey are still in the honeymoon phase after tying the knot a year ago and again this past Monday! JB had a beautiful bouquet of pink miniature roses delivered to the couple's house for Mrs. Bieber, on Thursday proving that the couple's romance is very much alive!

Meanwhile, Justin's just a kid at heart -- still enjoying his new electric bike ...

SO AWKWARD! Kourtney Kardashian shares a steamy hot tub sesh with baby daddy Scott Disick and his girlfriend Sofia Richie in the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and we can honestly say ... we don't think we'd be able to do that!

Kourtney's on a higher level, folks -- she forgives her exes, co-parents like a boss, even makes friends with her ex's much younger girlfriend and does it all with a (half) smile! She also works, of course -- we caught her hitting the studio yesterday for some on-camera confessional tapings for the family's reality show ...


And speaking of awkward run-ins with exes ... Kourtney crossed paths with Justin Bieber at Hillsong church service Wednesday night, as she attended with BFF Larsa Pippen. Of course Justin's a twice-married-to-the-same-person man now, having just returned from his wedding to Hailey in South Carolina. Of course Hails was at church service, too, just stepping up the awkward factor for Kourtney but she rises!

Another year, another pilgrimage to Trashy Lingerie for Paris Hilton!

The sexy star tried on wore an amazing black-and-white leopard-print mini dress, showing off her sexy stems, for a visit to the sexy Halloween costume mecca! Paris tried on some bunny ears and an S&M choker necklace while fans waited outside to catch a glimpse of the heiress.

We're not sure what costume Paris ended up buying but obviously it'll be super sexy! Stay tuned for Halloween party pix coming up in the next few weeks!