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Which Hairspray Star Is The Fairest of Them All?

October 23, 2007... Amanda... Brittany... or Zac?

Paris! Paris! Paris!

October 09, 2007... It feels like ages since we've seen Paris Hilton - but we're happy to report that our cold streak is at an end! We spotted the hotel heiress out and about yesterday stocking up for Halloween treats for her pets....

While You Were Sleeping... Rumer Dyed Her Hair!

September 28, 2007... Everyone - from Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey to Samantha Ronson and Rumer Willis - was out on the town last night! And speaking of Rumer, what is UP with that hair? Did she have a bottle of peroxide that...

X17 XXXCLUSIVE - The Sweetness Doesn't Stop!

September 22, 2007... Don't ya just LOVE it! Is this a photo shoot for Seventeen Magazine or what?! The man we believe to be Oscar de la Hoya was lookin' pretty for the camera a couple months back when he decided...

Which 80s Hard Body is Hotter?

September 18, 2007... German tennis star Boris Becker or Rocky 3's Dolph Lundgren? (File this under extreeeemely slow news day.)

You're Welcome

July 05, 2007... Brazilian beauty (and Victoria's Secret model) Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her, uh, "independence" from clothing yesterday in Malibu.

Orange Alert!

July 05, 2007... Jessica Simpson's stylist has really been on a hot streak recently - as if the dazzling blue gown she hung on Jess earlier this week weren't evidence enough, last night at Mexicali we spotted the blonde bombshell in this bodacious...

Eva And Tony Go Buck Wild Before Their Wedding!

July 01, 2007... I guess having millions of dollars resting the bank while you're sporting around on a yacht in the St. Tropez with a boatload of hot people just before your wedding will do this to ya! (That and a few...

Lookin' Wicked, Jess!

June 30, 2007... What, you thought Jessica Simpson would get that dressed up just to go to Target? Well, guess again - after taking in a delectable sushi dinner at Fat Fish, Jess headed off to the Pantages theater to catch a performance...

Britney Goes For A Late Night Dip In The Pool!

May 21, 2007... Britney glammed up and hit the pool at the Raleigh Hotel last night after her Miami concert! Girlfriend was lookin' HOT! She and her crew arrived around 1 AM! and Britney tested the waters while Alli and Jessica...

X17 XCLUSIVE! - Pamela's Nude Photo Shoot!

May 19, 2007... See Pam. See Pam at a photo shoot in Cannes. See Pam with her top off. See 14 minutes of Pam looking hot. Grad some popcorn (and maybe some lotion), sit back, and enjoy this epic ...

John Mayer's Got Some Competition

April 17, 2007... Looks like those days of Jessica Simpson having trouble finding a man are a thing of the past - in addition to her steady boyfriend John Mayer, these days she's attracting the male gaze even when she's just walking down...

Tennis, Anyone?

March 16, 2007... All that time Britney's been spending with her boys lately must have been fun - but every now and again, it's nice to hang out with the girls, too! Check out the sexy ensemble Britney wore en route to her...

How to Beat the Monday Blues - By Looking at These Pictures of Brad Pitt!

February 05, 2007... We thought we'd give you a little eye candy to mull over while you're nursing your Superbowl hangover. Brad Pitt on Friday, hot, unhelmeted and on top of his hog!

Paris Exposed - X17 Style

January 25, 2007... By now you may have heard about the heiress' personal effectsfrom an unpaid storage facility having been auctioned off to pay the $208 dollar debt (WTF, she couldn't pay a $208 bill???), and displayed on the web. If you...

Katie Holmes Lookin' Hot (Finally!)

January 25, 2007... Seems like Posh's more youthful style might be rubbing off on Katie a little bit. She no longer looks like a grandmother in this gorgeous gown, but it does look like she's wearing grannie-panties! Perhaps feeling a little...

"And The Oscar For 'Hottest Nominee' Goes To..."

January 24, 2007... All the models may be in Paris at the moment for Fashion Week, but that's fine - we've still got Penelope Cruz for our daily dose of beauty! The Oscar-nominated actress left the Ivy looking spine-meltingly beautiful last night before...

I Told You It Was Cold In LA

January 22, 2007... Everyone always laughs at us for cranking up the heater once it gets down to fifty degrees, but as Paris Hilton ably demonstrated on the set of The Hottie And The Nottie yesterday, we're not kidding about feeling the chill!

Since David Beckham's Defected to Los Angeles, Prince Harry Now Officially Hottest Celeb in Britain!

January 17, 2007... While most of the celebs were in Los Angeles last weekend for the Golden Globes, Prince Harry was clubbing in London with girlfriend Chelsy Davy! Now that most of the royal-watchers seem to be focused on whether or not...

Hollywood's Best Breasts - Real vs. Fake

January 11, 2007... Who do you think has the best boobs in the biz? And who do you think were actually born with them? Click through for more revealing boob shots!

Paris Gets Into Character

January 09, 2007... We just uncovered these photos from last Friday of Paris - in a super-short dress, push-up bra and fishnets - hanging with her "The Hottie and the Nottie" co-star Christine Lakin! (Remember Christine from Step by Step?) In the...

Pam & Pauly Do NYE in Vegas!

January 02, 2007... Pam Anderson looked hot as hell when she hosted a party at TAO on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas. Meanwhile her ex, Kid Rock was hosting his own party just down the street at the Mirage! I'm...

Nelly in New Delhi

January 02, 2007... Nelly Furtado, lookin' smokin hot in her sari, gave a New Year's Eve show in New Delhi! Wonder how Promiscuous she got in that outfit?

Say Hello to Jessica's "Little Friends"

December 31, 2006... Alright, they're not so "little", but when Jessica stepped out the other night with her girls (she also brought Cacee Cobb, Jessica Paster and Ken Paves along), she almost made us forget about that other Jessica! Can we just...

Jennifer Lopez Hits Aspen

December 28, 2006... Move over, Mariah, there's a new diva in town! The snow didn't stop J.Lo from looking fierce in her four-inch stilettos...probably not the best cold-weather wear, but at least she can use them for ice picks come cocktail hour!...

Christina Rocks the Red

December 28, 2006... Christina's looking fierce and fabulous with her signature red accents (red lips, red bag, red shoes) in these pix from last weekend. The bottle of sake in Jordan's hand (an xmas gift from his wife) is probably not the...

Jessica Pumps Gas, Pumps Some Iron

December 26, 2006... While most of us were busy stuffing our faces this holiday weekend, Jessica Alba was doing things a little differently. Jessica pumped her own gas at a station on Sunset (with a friend) before heading over for a workout...

X17 Rewind - Biel By The Barrelful!

December 26, 2006... As X17Online's resident straight guy, it always warms my heart (among other locations) to see new pictures of Jessica Biel waiting to be written up - believe me, when you deal with as many pictures of Matthew McConaughey parading around...

Mariah Does Aspen Right

December 21, 2006... Mariah's no snowbunny (as you can probably guess from the heels, the unzipped jacket, the handler on either side making sure she doesn't slip), but she certainly looks like a snowdiva in these pix! Who else could pull off...

Britney Bares (Almost) All!

December 16, 2006... Britney never ceases to amaze us! She headed out for a night on the town last night in nothing more than a few pieces of lingerie! Is Brit trying to prove to us that she now wears underwear?...

X17 XCLUSIVE - The Girls Are Back In Town

December 14, 2006... The Olsen twins made an increasingly rare appearance out together last night at Chateau Marmont for the Dolce & Gabbana party. (How adorable were they together on The Today Show?) Although we've seen Ashley in the fur capelet...

Lindsay: Stripped

December 12, 2006... Lindsay was channeling her inner "Flashdancer" at strip class last week. (Is this just Lindsay taking her Halloween costume to the next level?) Let's hope she worked out some of her frustrations on that pole...although hopefully not too...

Kimberly Stewart Shows Off Her Winter Tan

December 07, 2006... Kimberly Stewart looks like she has the longest legs imaginable (all the better to show off in a short skirt) in these pix of her at the Coffee Bean in Sunset Plaza. Could be the camera angle, could be...

In Case of an Emergency ...

December 01, 2006... What do you think Lindsay uses these handcuffs for?

Britney Looks HOT - Finally!

November 29, 2006... We're thrilled to report that after a six-day partying marathon, Britney seems to be getting her act together again! When we spotted her getting gas last night, she was looking downright beautiful - and we couldn't be happier to see...

Sharon Stone Shows Starlets How To Strut

November 24, 2006... Sharon might not have been flashing as much skin as some of Hollywood's momentary "it"-girls when she stepped out for a bite at Mr. Chow's last night, but she sure looked all the classier for it! The feather boa is...

Gisele Visits Friends - But Where's Leo?

November 15, 2006... We spotted Gisele Bundchen (as if we could miss her!) walking back to her car after visiting a few local friends yesterday - but while it's always nice to see Gisele (whistles inappropriately, whacks self on head with frying pan),...

Spandex Hasn't Been This Appealing Since the 80s

November 14, 2006... Jake Gyllenhaal was back on his bike yesterday, training in the Hollywood Hills for his upcoming role as Lance Armstrong in the biopic of...Lance Armstong. Can we just say thank you? The only thing better than Jake in...

X17 Buttrospective!

November 08, 2006... Given how much all you guys love to see celebrities making asses out of themselves, we thought you might get a kick out of a look back (GET IT ROFLS?!!?!) at some of our favorite shots of celebs looking all...

Que Bella!

November 07, 2006... I know Paris tends to draw a lot of anger from people, but it's pretty hard to ignore how cute she was looking perched on a Vespa scooter on the set of an Italian commercial yesterday - from her hair...

Jenna Gets Down in Vegas

November 06, 2006... This is a picture we just couldn't waste by burying it mistakenly in the Shanna Moakler story. So I've done a little plastic surgery to the blog here, extracting these Jenna Jameson images to stand on their own here,...

Spooky, Scary, And Sexy

October 29, 2006... Travis Barker, Brandon Davis (aka creator of Firecrotch), and Paris -- If you think the pix are funny, wait until you see the video of Travis below, where we ask him the un-askable; and as always -- if you like...

Scandal At The Pumpkin Patch!

October 25, 2006... Controversy is mounting over the half-naked Girls Next Door, Holly and Bridget, and their visit to the kid-centric Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch. Moms have told us they're disguested; one photo editor called it "inappropriate;" and the parents there on...

Pumpkin Patch Gone Wild!

October 25, 2006... The Girls Next Door decided to pay a visit to the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch just a couple hours ago. Feast your eyes on the treat they gave some LA housewives and their kids! Ahh, Halloween in Hollywood!

Kate Hudson Is One Hot Canary

October 20, 2006... And no, that's not another term for "MILF"! We caught Kate getting her caffeine fix in Santa Monica yesterday after a long bike ride on the beach. Looks like all the working out has really been paying off!

I Touch Myself; I Want You To Love Me

October 18, 2006... Pamela Anderson getting gas turns in to a wet dream for thousands of boys across America ... see more ...

Kelly Brook Brings X17 A Little Sexiness!

October 17, 2006... I don't really know why British model Kelly Brook is famous or why she's posing with these models wearing underwear in Paris under the Eiffel Tower, but I thought some of you might wanna set hot girls in bras and...

Paris Gets Ready For Halloween - Trashy Style

October 14, 2006... There'll be no plastic masks, clown noses, or bride of Frankenstein wigs for Paris Hilton come Halloween. Our girl takes the opporunity to wear as little as possible on All Hallow's Eve and show the boys of LA and...

Jessica Biel Gives Us "Frumpy", Is Still Ridiculously Hot

September 12, 2006... Poor Jessica Biel - even when she makes a point to dress like she's on her way to a tea service at Grandma's house, she still manages to look more do-able than ninety-seven percent of the women in the world's...

Warning, Owen Wilson: Don't Look At These Pix!

September 10, 2006... Owen would cringe if he saw this scene -- his beloved (is she still?) Kate giving a couple Hawaiians a free show today as she vacations with her son Ryder in Maui. Check out LOTS more pix after the...

Definitely NOT Desperate

September 09, 2006... I used to think Nicolette Sheridan looked like a total tranny and she still kinda does, but at least yesterday she looked like a hot tranny! We didn't see the Housewife with her fiance for a while but they're...

T3st1ng Again

February 19, 2006... Seeing how long it takes to publish this new story.
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