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X17 XCLUSIVE - The Girls Are Back In Town

December 14, 2006... The Olsen twins made an increasingly rare appearance out together last night at Chateau Marmont for the Dolce & Gabbana party. (How adorable were they together on The Today Show?) Although we've seen Ashley in the fur capelet...

Lindsay: Stripped

December 12, 2006... Lindsay was channeling her inner "Flashdancer" at strip class last week. (Is this just Lindsay taking her Halloween costume to the next level?) Let's hope she worked out some of her frustrations on that pole...although hopefully not too...

Kimberly Stewart Shows Off Her Winter Tan

December 07, 2006... Kimberly Stewart looks like she has the longest legs imaginable (all the better to show off in a short skirt) in these pix of her at the Coffee Bean in Sunset Plaza. Could be the camera angle, could be...

In Case of an Emergency ...

December 01, 2006... What do you think Lindsay uses these handcuffs for?

Britney Looks HOT - Finally!

November 29, 2006... We're thrilled to report that after a six-day partying marathon, Britney seems to be getting her act together again! When we spotted her getting gas last night, she was looking downright beautiful - and we couldn't be happier to see...

Sharon Stone Shows Starlets How To Strut

November 24, 2006... Sharon might not have been flashing as much skin as some of Hollywood's momentary "it"-girls when she stepped out for a bite at Mr. Chow's last night, but she sure looked all the classier for it! The feather boa is...

Gisele Visits Friends - But Where's Leo?

November 15, 2006... We spotted Gisele Bundchen (as if we could miss her!) walking back to her car after visiting a few local friends yesterday - but while it's always nice to see Gisele (whistles inappropriately, whacks self on head with frying pan),...

Spandex Hasn't Been This Appealing Since the 80s

November 14, 2006... Jake Gyllenhaal was back on his bike yesterday, training in the Hollywood Hills for his upcoming role as Lance Armstrong in the biopic of...Lance Armstong. Can we just say thank you? The only thing better than Jake in...

X17 Buttrospective!

November 08, 2006... Given how much all you guys love to see celebrities making asses out of themselves, we thought you might get a kick out of a look back (GET IT ROFLS?!!?!) at some of our favorite shots of celebs looking all...

Que Bella!

November 07, 2006... I know Paris tends to draw a lot of anger from people, but it's pretty hard to ignore how cute she was looking perched on a Vespa scooter on the set of an Italian commercial yesterday - from her hair...

Jenna Gets Down in Vegas

November 06, 2006... This is a picture we just couldn't waste by burying it mistakenly in the Shanna Moakler story. So I've done a little plastic surgery to the blog here, extracting these Jenna Jameson images to stand on their own here,...

Spooky, Scary, And Sexy

October 29, 2006... Travis Barker, Brandon Davis (aka creator of Firecrotch), and Paris -- If you think the pix are funny, wait until you see the video of Travis below, where we ask him the un-askable; and as always -- if you like...

Scandal At The Pumpkin Patch!

October 25, 2006... Controversy is mounting over the half-naked Girls Next Door, Holly and Bridget, and their visit to the kid-centric Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch. Moms have told us they're disguested; one photo editor called it "inappropriate;" and the parents there on...

Pumpkin Patch Gone Wild!

October 25, 2006... The Girls Next Door decided to pay a visit to the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch just a couple hours ago. Feast your eyes on the treat they gave some LA housewives and their kids! Ahh, Halloween in Hollywood!

Kate Hudson Is One Hot Canary

October 20, 2006... And no, that's not another term for "MILF"! We caught Kate getting her caffeine fix in Santa Monica yesterday after a long bike ride on the beach. Looks like all the working out has really been paying off!

I Touch Myself; I Want You To Love Me

October 18, 2006... Pamela Anderson getting gas turns in to a wet dream for thousands of boys across America ... see more ...

Kelly Brook Brings X17 A Little Sexiness!

October 17, 2006... I don't really know why British model Kelly Brook is famous or why she's posing with these models wearing underwear in Paris under the Eiffel Tower, but I thought some of you might wanna set hot girls in bras and...

Paris Gets Ready For Halloween - Trashy Style

October 14, 2006... There'll be no plastic masks, clown noses, or bride of Frankenstein wigs for Paris Hilton come Halloween. Our girl takes the opporunity to wear as little as possible on All Hallow's Eve and show the boys of LA and...

Jessica Biel Gives Us "Frumpy", Is Still Ridiculously Hot

September 12, 2006... Poor Jessica Biel - even when she makes a point to dress like she's on her way to a tea service at Grandma's house, she still manages to look more do-able than ninety-seven percent of the women in the world's...

Warning, Owen Wilson: Don't Look At These Pix!

September 10, 2006... Owen would cringe if he saw this scene -- his beloved (is she still?) Kate giving a couple Hawaiians a free show today as she vacations with her son Ryder in Maui. Check out LOTS more pix after the...

Definitely NOT Desperate

September 09, 2006... I used to think Nicolette Sheridan looked like a total tranny and she still kinda does, but at least yesterday she looked like a hot tranny! We didn't see the Housewife with her fiance for a while but they're...

T3st1ng Again

February 19, 2006... Seeing how long it takes to publish this new story.
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