Jess didn't exactly go all out for Halloween -- not even a spot of foundation of a little blusher! In fact, she told our photogs she'd be staying home for Halloween to pass out candy. Isn't she just a little too pathetic? I mean, now she's saying she hasn't been on a date in forever and that the whole John Mayer incident was crushing for her. Poor Jessica! Check out my Four-Step Guide To Getting A Date ...
Here's a little advice for you, Jess --
1. Stop hangin' out with Jessica Pastor, Ken Paves, et al -- they ain't exactly boy magnets
2. Party with your sis more often -- she's getting quite a 'package' in Pete Wentz
3. Ditch the dog
4. Spice it up a little! -- get drunk!, dance on a table!, forget to wear panties!, find pictures of your crotch on X17online.com!
Follow this advice and I guarantee you'll get a boy in two weeks ...
Comments (22)
hi think jess looks pretty good without all that make up crap, but I agree with the dating tips, except for the crotch shot!
Posted by Anonymous | October 31, 2006 10:16 PM
Posted on October 31, 2006 22:16
hi think jess looks pretty good without all that make up crap, but I agree with the dating tips, except for the crotch shot!
Posted by em>z | October 31, 2006 11:04 PM
Posted on October 31, 2006 23:04
She needs a real man! Find me at www.thefamousguy.com
I'm yo mamma, I'm yo daddy, I'm that N**, watch yo mouth, In the attic.
Posted by Kevin Johnson | October 31, 2006 11:16 PM
Posted on October 31, 2006 23:16
She looks surprisingly good with NO makeup and by that i mean the over-bloated red lips!!
ANd her boobs are the real boy magnets or whatever...so keep it real babe!
Posted by Mark | October 31, 2006 11:38 PM
Posted on October 31, 2006 23:38
Yup, Jess always looked fine without make-up.. In 'Newlyweds' she was often seen without make-up.. I love her, what a natural hottie..!
Posted by Fae | November 1, 2006 12:55 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 00:55
Getting a date with her look is not a problem
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
Posted by CelebCorner | November 1, 2006 1:19 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 01:19
She looks so much better make-up FREE! Clean and wholesome looking is so much fresher than the Hollywood plastic.
Posted by Tangerine | November 1, 2006 1:46 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 01:46
jak wszystkie laski w show biznesie bez make upu wyglada ochydnie na tych fotkach wyglada ja pijana
Posted by sylwia poland | November 1, 2006 1:50 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 01:50
I think jessica looks gret with or with out make-up and she can use the break!
http://www.intogossip.blogspot.com/
Posted by into GOSSIP | November 1, 2006 3:27 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 03:27
Proactive may be working for her skin, but her stressful life is def. showing on her face!
Posted by molly | November 1, 2006 4:33 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 04:33
I'd hit that...in the butthole
Posted by Cruz | November 1, 2006 7:49 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 07:49
come on! i think she looks great! there is nothing wrong with staying home and passing out candy, atleast she isnt running around like ms lohan!!
Posted by erica | November 1, 2006 7:52 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 07:52
she looks soo bad...i always knew she had ugky features like nose, eyes and lips but without make up she looks tens times bad!
she looks like a drunkie
Posted by nisha | November 1, 2006 8:17 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 08:17
Leave the dog (Daisy) aloneee...... it's super nice that she carrys Daisy all over the place with her.
Posted by ame | November 1, 2006 9:30 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 09:30
i think she looks awesome with no make up!she has a natural beauty!
and well...she does look stressed...but I see no problem in staying at home!
and daisy is sooo cute!
Posted by nicole | November 1, 2006 9:45 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 09:45
She's really pretty cute! If she wasn't rich she would still be popular with her peers! The stress showing up on her face is all a part of growing up & old! Life is FULL of stress even for some celebs.
Posted by Anonymous | November 1, 2006 9:57 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 09:57
She messed up her own life when she decided the grass was greener without Nick. Puh-lease. We are a few years away from another InStyle wedding profile of her new marriage to the 'true love of her life' aka whoever her sick daddy picks for her.
I didn't like her pre-Nick and I can't stand her now.
I can't wait until she goes away and we don't see her on these sites any longer.
Posted by Nicole | November 1, 2006 10:37 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 10:37
I agree with some of the tips for her to get a date, except for that crotch one. She should have gave that damn dog back to Nick, or let her mom keep it, at least she can go visit the dog. She has no business having that dog, it is the one of the reasons why she has stress. The other factors, well Jessica knows the other factors!!
Posted by Ava | November 1, 2006 11:04 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 11:04
You know,........ GET REAL! You would have to be INSANE to truly believe that she is PATHETIC for not wearing makeup or not having the behavior that some of the other celebs have in order to get picked up by men. She is GORGEOUS and has always shown what a fun loving girl she is... Maybe she just WANTED to stay home!!! GO JESS!
Posted by Mindy | November 1, 2006 11:07 AM
Posted on November 1, 2006 11:07
hey jess you look pretty with or without make up
Posted by shanda | November 1, 2006 12:06 PM
Posted on November 1, 2006 12:06
Why can't she just go away forever! She's a waste of energy and a waste of sperm. Nick is so better w/o her whinning ass. geez......I just can't stand her!
Posted by Laura | November 2, 2006 6:32 AM
Posted on November 2, 2006 06:32
she´s a waste of energy laura????
So What are you doing posting here?
get a life..
Posted by yami | November 4, 2006 8:43 PM
Posted on November 4, 2006 20:43