FIRST!!

Meth will do this to you. Britney dead by 2008 (in the car)!! Rebuttals?

Oh my fucking god what a great piece of news! How did you guys know that I stay up everynight and debate in my mind whether the car that Britney drives is the same one Lindsay use to?! Seriously X-17 it's getting a bit lame to write about these dipshits 45892378347529 times every fucking day!

better music:BRITNEY
MORE prettier:LINDSAY(hands down)
better actress:LINDSAY
better singer:LINDSAY
better performer:BRITNEY
smarter:LINDSAY

LINDSAY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They also both have gross hair. But Linds is still cuter.

OMG....that's right...CLASS....that's the word that comes to my mind when you say Britney Spears...OMG....poor girl probably can't even spell the word.

You guys just don't get it. X17 folks are just laughing their rich asses off at you! Every fucking time you post your "outrage" at their latest Pro-Britney rant, you put big, big $$$$$ in their pockets! They bait you, and you bite like a hungry bass on a fat worm. Jesus, they think that Britney Spears is a trainwreck, but they fawn all over her and kiss her ass so she will keep calling them every morning with her daily schedule of Starbucks, tanning studios, chi chi stores and taco bell, which is her entire life... why do you think X17 ALWAYS has the shot of her running over someone's foot, flashing her trashy vagina, with shit and food stained clothes???? They have a deal you idiots! They're licking each other's crotch every day and you all seem to think that ANYONE gives a flying fuck about anything you have to say. X17 knows exactly how to bait you, and simpletons you are, you fall for it every fucking time. Wise up. Open your eyes. Get a life. Go for a walk. Talk to your elders. Volunteer with animals or kids. Get off your fucking collective fat asses and DO SOMETHING other than sit there and read all of this shit that doesn't matter any more than whether your farts smell, or not.

I swear you X17 are going to hunt her into an accident!

5:24 - Well if you don't like blogging get of this website!!!! (although I do agree with you that we are all handing over $$ into X17's pockets but really who cares)

WE WANT ROBBIE!!
Camoooooonn x17!
Give us some more Robbie Williams!!!

5:24
ummm, you're here too.....

I don't mind blogging a bit. I mind all the people who think this is important enough to get pissed off at X17 over! Geez, this is just an online version of reality television, nothing is "real", it's all a bunch of back door ass kissing and it's about...Britney Spears???? Who the fuck gives a shit about Britney Spears????? She's about as significant as a case of diarhhea...

Get up and go play with your own kid. Cook someone a nice meal. Read a book.
Masturbate. Anything, just get a life.

5:24 - we all know you are right, but it is so fun to enrage the Britards. This is no different than any other sport, and I could care less if X17 is gettin richer. TMZ does the same thing. Anytime you have controversy it causes more hits.

5:31 - uh, looks like you don't have a life either. If you did, why are you on here?

Yep, pot this is kettle. I'm here too...for about 30 minutes, as part of my job. I write for a major national magazine and this is my "assignment" from the editors. To write 2,000 words on the Britney Spears/X17 relationship.
And 1,500 of them are going to be about the cretins who inhabit this world and actually CARE about someone so vapid and useless as Britney Spears. So yeah, I'm here. I might not like it, but I'm here.

5:24 - yeah, it's fun getting the Britards' goat. Ha!!!!

Two real duce bags.

Rolling Stone, in case it matters.

GOD BLESS.....
GOD PROTECTS YOU......
GOD ILLUMINATES YOU..........
GOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............
AND MUCH WISDOM.....…
GOD BE WITH YOU.................
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE......................

Peace, Prosperity and Passion for you and your boys!!!

Okey 5:35,
I go for asleep. It´s 02:38AM in my country!

I like Brit's Benz much better. It's classy like she is. All you haters just can't stand her success or that she's one of the greatest musicians of our times. Eat her exhaust haters!!!!!!!

5:35 - sure, sure, go back to your little fantasy land. Yes, you HAVE to be on this website. Poor you.

Do you know how many people come on here saying it is their job to be here? ROTFLMAO.

5:36 the second - Hahahahahah! "Duce" bags? HAHAHAHAHAH! Did you mean douche bags? What the hell is a "duce" bag.

I swear he (5:31) just came home from his job and thought about cooking some food to his kids, but got stuck on his computer.

I think I've seen one or two in the oh...three times now I have been here... I wouldn't be here for any other reason... i actually spend most of my time here reading, not posting. This is my first time posting... but I just couldnt' hold it in any longer... I'm just blown away that seemingly intelligent people with real lives, real families, with jobs and problems are sitting here reading and posting about Britney Spears, who no one here can argue is the epitome of the wasted life, a totally useless person who just sucks and sucks everything out of everything she touches, leaves ruins in her wake, and you all are infatuated with her, and I can't figure out for the life of me why. I can't see a single redeeming thing in this woman and I defy anyone to list even one thing about her that is admirable or that someone would want to emulate to their children? Do you want your kids to model their lives after Britney Spears???? Get your heads out of your collective asses before you suffocate!!!

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It's doose bag idiot.

I like Brit's Benz better than Loohan's. Britney's is white, newer and it isn't crashed. Haters can't stand that she's no.1 !!!!!!!

5:24

Ex17 is yanking everybodies chain...fantards, haters, Britney
herself [only she's too dumb to realize it]. They post horrid photos of her but the comments are always sugar sweet.

I mean, does anyone here really think Britney will enjoy finding out she's driving the same car as LL did? Hell no. But ex17 posts are disguised as flattery...and it's assumed that she pays for it [and falls for it].

For myself...this is like the cheesiest soap opera and great entertainment.

Go to Dlisted though if you want some scathing wit.

5:45 second,
are you a doctor or?
Or will you document us in a magazine?
You can get fired, writing like this, good though!

Nope, Go Masturbate Yourself, not a doctor, I'm a writer for Rolling Stone among other magazines. As for getting fired, I'm a free lance writer, no one can fire me. And yes, I'm going to "document" you in the magazine. I've done telephone interviews with several of you already, sunnyday, and Chris Crocker. I'm so blown away by the sheer number of you who sit here and post these vapid comments about someone who isn't worth the time of day. Britney Spears is the number one wasted life in America. Tell me, who else can top her for being stupid, self centered, narcissistic, and downright crazy? She's going to end up killing her children, mark my words. Can't wait to see how X17 spins that one.

I don´t have a daughter!

"Let's hope Britney's got better luck behind the wheel than Lindsay"

Unfitney doesn't drive any better than Lindsey and it has NOTHING to do with "luck".

Is that a two-seater? So the kids go in the trunk, or what?

5:57
will you let the readers know your opinion of her, because I agree? I can't even imagine talking to that freak sunnyday. Chris Crokcer is Ok. I think he is highly intelligent.

I admitt, I have no life, I´m dead!

Oh, the readers won't have any doubt of my opinion of her when they finish reading. sunnyday WAS a freak. Chris Crocker is a lot more normal than he wants you to think. He's actually quite bright and he knows marketing strategy ...and... he really doesn't like Britney Spears... it's all an act. If you saw him out of makeup, you wouldn't recognize him.

Spew on haters, Brit's got the last laugh ya'll. check out the car man; eats ya'll up she can go pick up a toy like that and you can't. Killin ya'll she's no. 1 in several countries with virtually no effort. Like Rush ya'll, she's got half her brain tied behind her back just to make it fair. Weep haters -- she's the greatest musician today. Luv ya Brit. Show these losers who's got class.

Chris Crocker is a lot more normal than he wants you to think. He's actually quite bright and he knows marketing strategy ...and... he really doesn't like Britney Spears... it's all an act. If you saw him out of makeup, you wouldn't recognize him.

November 8, 2007 6:05 PM
Posted by: X17 posters can't find their asses with their hands in the dark

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Yes, I knew he was acting, I told that on youtube, that he was ironic!

I've seen Chris's videos, almost all of them, and he honestly makes you think about things. You can tell he is a smart guy/girl whatever. I like him, and you can tell some of it is an act, but he knows what he's doing. I liked the fact, he didn't want to be known as "Britney's Boy"

Nice car... I hope she gets real drunk & high and crashes into reality just like Miss Lohan did. I don't wish any harm on Britney, I feel really sorry for her. But She's just like Lohan. Living in her surreal own little world with no sense of consequence. At this point I think that crashing into a tree and faced jail time is the only thing that will knock some sense in the girl. It seems like it's working for linds.

Chris has a strange grandmother and he really uses all his capacity and life-experience.

Chris has a strange grandmother and he really uses all his capacity and life-experience. As good as possible.

Brit can´t do just like miss Lohan. She´s not like her.

Ok, lets get one thing straight. Britney is not a musician, nevermind a great musician. Back in the day, she was once a great entertainer. However, she has never had a great voice and she would be nothing without the producers behind her album. She doesn't sing well, doesn't play an instrument, does not write most of her songs. Now she can't even put on a show (not that any of us want a replay of the MTV VMAs of her walking her fat drunk ass around the stage making a fool of herself). She has never nor will ever be a great musician.

ugh its not that big of a deal she had this EXACT car in like 2002? or 2003 youtube it theres a video of her when she was still hot and she couldnt back this identical car out.

Haters deny because they can't stand she's a great musician. No.1 counts friends. She's made it ya'll. Deserves a new plaything as a reward. So funny you haters are so unbelievably JEALOUS. Show em Brit!!!!

"...She has never nor will ever be a great musician."

November 8, 2007 6:21 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

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You wouldn´t be nothing without your boss and colleagues!

Haters seem to think she's miserable, alone and near her death bed. Seems content, happy and well fed to me. Peel out in the new Benz Brit. We love you always.

Where´s Sam? She´s driving alone.

6:26 I actually don't have a boss or colleagues. I own a restaurant/bar. The point is Britney is not a musician. Entertainer, yes. Not a musician.

Britney Spears Buys SL65, Who Will She Hit First?

Because being a bad mother is a full-time job, we don't blame Britney for taking time out of her busy schedule of chandelier shopping and court appearances to buy a white Mercedes-Benz SL65. As with everything involving Brtiney Spears, it was chaos at the car dealership and she had to have a police escort to test drive the 604-hp beast. Here's an idea: have a police escort anytime she drives the car to protect herself and others. I guess she doesn't read Jalopnik, because if she did she'd know where to find another SL65 on the cheap

K-Fed doesn't want Britney driving kids

Kevin Federline does not want ex-wife Britney Spears behind the wheel when their two sons are in her car, and a court commissioner said he wants the pop star to respond faster when a drug lab calls her to set up appointments for testing.

"We're asking that she personally shouldn't be the driver of the children, to protect their safety," Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon at the end of the custody hearing.

Gordon ruled he was not going to make any modifications to existing custody orders except to emphasise that a drug testing lab must be able to reach Spears at a single telephone number.

Kaplan's request to halt Spears' driving the kids will be discussed at a November 26 hearing, Kaplan said following a meeting in the commissioner's chambers after the open hearing. Spears was represented in the meeting by lawyer Anne Kiley.

BRITNEY'S SISTER DUMPS STUDENT BOYFRIEND

BRITNEY SPEARS' little sister dumped her longtime boyfriend by phone - because she couldn't live without him.
Teenager Jamie Lynn Spears ended her romance with Casey Aldridge after he started college in Mississippi because she reportedly feared he'd cheat on her with other students.
Aldridge, 18, spent the summer with Spears in Los Angeles, where the couple were rarely apart - and the young actress couldn't bear it when he left her to concentrate on his studies.
But the 16 year old wasn't nursing a broken heart for long.
A source says, "She's seeing a new guy."

A good entertainer! We laugh much!

5:24 Well said

6:33 At one time was a good entertainer

finally, someone who is a bigger asshole than Lohan. irresponsible stupid bitch

6:29 Well fed? Yes, a little too well fed. Content and happy?? If she is content and happy after having her custody of her children taken away, she truly is a horrible person. So, which is.. happy and content or horrible person?

Some fantard on one of the other blogs is going to the bank tomorrow... to buy 500 copies of Britshit's CD. They want to get her to #1. This person says they are rich and is asking all other fantards to comply by buying as many as they can afford.

True duce bag.

5:31, good idea,
but this is sometimes funnier than reading a book or masturbate.

Britney is a douchebag who parks in handicapped parking spots and throws trash out her car window.

It's unbelievable how much I hate this fucked-up shit bag.

6:40 Are you serious? If you are, that shows how much faith they actually have in her. They know her sales are going to drastically.

Dead Serious. It's on one of these stupid blogs. Ex17 went a lil spazoid with the Britshit news today.

The skank's stupid album isn't at #1 on iTunes anymore (#1 is Angels & Airwaves) so the Britards will have to redownload that again too off mommy's credit card. YAWN. You morons are gonna get grounded when the bill comes next month!!

E-mail Anne C. Kiley and let her know how you feel about her defense in court today that Shitney shouldn't have to respond within the normal 1 hour time frame when she is called for random drug testing BECAUSE SHE IS A POPSTAR! How lame is that?

Here is Anne's e-mail address: Kiley@tropeandtrope.com

E-mail Anne C. Kiley and let her know how you feel about her defense in court today that Shitney shouldn't have to respond within the normal 1 hour time frame when she is called for random drug testing BECAUSE SHE IS A POPSTAR! How lame is that?

Here is Anne's e-mail address: Kiley@tropeandtrope.com

Fucking morons

TO : X17 posters can't find their asses with their hands in the dark,

Because I am a writer, I thought it could possibly be true that you are too. However, I happen to be on Sunnyday's myspace friends list and he said he spoke to no one. He barely understands the English language and wrote that no one ever approached him about Britney Spears except for people who were threatening him.

Sorry. I just had to ask the guy. I am on his friends list because I am watching him. He is a very odd person but really has no thoughts one way or the other about Britney Spears, believe it or not.

But I'll be watching Rolling Stone for your um, expose of this site's connection with Britney Spears (of which we all know there is one).

Lindsay definitely looks much, much, much hotter behind the wheel!

Britney's ok, I suppose but Lilo is simply the best|!!

Hey Rolling Stone writer guy - I really hope that is your gig and that you are writing this article. I'll be interested in what you say as I can't really figure out how I've become so obsessed with this shit. I'm a normal person leading a normal life but can't help from getting sucked in by this.
I think it's the frustration resultant in feeling the same way about Britney that you do and then reading all of the idiots that defend and support her. I just can't help but respond which is stupid because I know I won't change anyone's mind.
Oh well, everyone once in a while there will be a pretty funny, witty entry and then it feels a little less like a total waste of time.

All duce bags, esp B Spears in her new motor. Kriel!

Sarah Jessica Parker took the news that she was on Maxim's Unsexiest list in stride and said she didn't think she was sexier either. When Brit Brit found out she also made the list, she wasn't pleased.

A friend told OK! Magazine that Brit wanted to go to a Maxim party on Tuesday night. That's when the friend had to be the bitch of bad news and let her know that she made the unsexiest list. "We didn't want her to get inside Opera and have people coming up to her or telling her she was a part of that list. It would have been really bad if she had had a breakdown inside the club in front of everyone and she wanted to go out and have a good time and forget all the drama at home."

And how did Brit take it? "She started to pout and her eyes were filling up with tears. She had no idea there was such a thing as an Unsexy list and it came as a pretty big shock."

The friend also claims Brit wants an apology from Maxim.

Well, I would think I was pretty damn sexy too if I had the paps always telling me how gorgeous and beautiful I was. Those are her only friends.

Britney is sexy....in dim lighting, with a lot of make-up, tons of airbrushing, maybe a body double or two or three, a couple of flying bats in the background for distraction and a fog machine. See...she's sexy! Ok even then she's not sexy.

Rolling Stone fake writer is hater and duce bag, big one.

NONNY U r right on as was 5:24. X17's post r diguised as flatteryl. Just like when they did a whole post of her in the handicapped spot only to write something like -brit parked in a handicapped spot, but when ur her u need to get places..or like when they showed her at the store with her underware showing and their caption was "move it hot stuff coming through" They show all her bad hair extensions, zoom in on her zits, and then disguise it so they cause controversy and dont piss her off since that is where their money comes from!!! So everyone who gets so mad at x17 for always being nice to britney, they more than likely think she is a horrible mom etc. but she is their bread and butter right now (which is why they tear bridget (tom bradys ex) apart for taking her 6 week old son to lunch, when britney can drive hers around on her lap or without a DL. I can't stand britney, she's fake and mental. However Kfed is a piece of crap who is using her and that's NOT COOL. I don't care how wacko she is, she worked hard for her money and bc she was a dumbhead he's getting big paydays and I just hate people who use people. I hope britney gets herself together bc her kids need a mom in their life and sometime I think we forget we're talking about real tiny babies here. They are going to be so messed up..;(

5:24

Ex17 is yanking everybodies chain...fantards, haters, Britney
herself [only she's too dumb to realize it]. They post horrid photos of her but the comments are always sugar sweet.

I mean, does anyone here really think Britney will enjoy finding out she's driving the same car as LL did? Hell no. But ex17 posts are disguised as flattery...and it's assumed that she pays for it [and falls for it].

For myself...this is like the cheesiest soap opera and great entertainment.

Go to Dlisted though if you want some scathing wit.

November 8, 2007 5:51 PM
Posted by: nonny

Continued from Dlisted:

Britney is sexy....in dim lighting, with a lot of make-up, tons of airbrushing, maybe a body double or two or three, a couple of flying bats in the background for distraction and a fog machine. See...she's sexy! Ok even then she's not sexy.

TO: X17 posters can't find their ass with their hands in the dark.

Why do you think some of us post horribly vulgar works of literary art... Maybe it WILL turn people away... I like how you are outing yourself on a message board telling people you willl make them famous through their posting. Like thats not a see-through attempt to poke the coals.

Class ?
what is it that that whore, ie britney is wearing ?
Whoever wrote the headline is, definitely, fucking clueless.

As a writer, I am insulted that someone is trying to play you all saying he is from Rolling Stone Magazine. In the writing business, we never say what magazine we are doing research for. He says he is a freelance writer. If so, he has not even sold his so called story to anyone yet. And, you never ever ever take sides when doing research for a story (vocally/in writing anyway). The giveaway is this person's obvious disdain for certain people. This is not a writer, this is a fraud. Ask Sunnyday! Hell, I will go ask Chris Crocker.

In addition, I really thought it was meant to be ironic but no!
"Classy" still lmao

You called Sunnyday in Norway or wherever he is? And did he have more to say than those repetitive, driveling posts he writes here?

Britney Spears is a real person with feelings. She's not the worst person in the world as some of you would paint her. If you think she's worse than murderers, rapists, child molesters... or what about the man who raped the little girl and then buried her alive? Even he got a court trial before he was sentenced to death.

You people are ridiculously stupid and evil. I'd put you so much lower on the food chain and the morality ladder than Britney Spears.

Shitney is a motherfucking whore. And, consequently, a motherfucking bad mother.
Her behaviour speaks for itself so, whatever you say, last anonymous, equals to nothing.

She is sickening... nice family car she bought. Selfish, beyond selfish!

Off topic but the "video of the day" here says exactly this:

"Vanessa Hudgens didn't take too kindly to the photographers assembled to snap shots of his daughter as she left LA Fitness - and decides to express his displeasure physically!"

Um....WHAT??????????????????????

You know that song get naked, the one all the fans are saying is the best. I just listened to that song and IT SUCKS. hahahahhahaha you guys really have some bad taste in music!!!!!!!!!!! That guy in the song sounds like he is dying hahahhahahahahha

CRACKMOBILES!

How could you put "class" and "Britney Spears" in the same article?! Those two are worlds apart.

Here's a thought... Paris, BS, Lindsay all drive Benz's - even though they are old fogy cars - because they are given to them for free as advertising for Mercedes. Notice how those cars are never registered or have license plates?

Celebs LOVE free stuff -- even though they obviously can afford to pay for cars themselves, it stokes their egos to be given (lent) these expensive cars for free.

What a bunch of idiot, sniveling little weasels you are, and so fucking gullible and stupid that you'll poke at any argument no matter how bogus it is ... it's like you can't even think, all you can do is react and write drivel in defense of ... of.... what the fuck are you "defending" anyway? None of this means shit. It's all useless, pointless, shallow and stupid. Just like all of you.

All I can say is... sweet ride! I would love one of those :)

I must add my 2 cents.

I persoally think that Britney is mentally ill. I think she has Biploar Disorder and more then likely other mental disorders as well. To top off her mental disorders she is a selfish, self centered snob. She doesn't give a rats ass about her kids, family, friends or anyone else for that matter. Thats why she does what she wants to do, whenever she wants to do it. It's all about her.

Also, I could careless if x17online gets paid for people posting. I know that x17online is baiting people in and being sarcastic when talking about Brit. Doesn't everyone already know that? They are sarcastic, they know what sales and they know what they have to do to get it!

Ta Ta for now!

Britney's got this much cash left every month after paying off Federline to pay cash for whatever car she wants. There's also the possibility that the record label gave her a little present. Everybody knows that the record labels are the ones raking in the dough, much more than the singer.

Ohhhh, did we hit a nerve X17 posters can't find their asses with their hands in the dark?

You done got caught y'all and now you're pissed and making no sense. You probably jack off to old Britney posters. You can come clean now. We're here for you. You're safe.

Britney is a self centered slut. She only cares about herself. She could caseless about her boys. If she cared at all for them then why the hell does she keep ignoring the order of the courts. That is what she HAS to do to get her kids. She doesn't do it! Why isn't she making herself look good, stay out of the light, stay home, spend time with the kids, wear decent clothes. Why isn't she trying to show the judge that she IS a loving, caring mom? Why? Because she isn't a loving, caring mom! She is a self centered slut!

Oh.. but she does have mental problems though. Oh well.. I must get off of here for now.

Britney is a self centered slut. She only cares about herself. She could caseless about her boys. If she cared at all for them then why the hell does she keep ignoring the order of the courts. That is what she HAS to do to get her kids. She doesn't do it! Why isn't she making herself look good, stay out of the light, stay home, spend time with the kids, wear decent clothes. Why isn't she trying to show the judge that she IS a loving, caring mom? Why? Because she isn't a loving, caring mom! She is a self centered slut!

Oh.. but she does have mental problems though. Oh well.. I must get off of here for now.
November 8, 2007 8:47 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

^^^^^THE TRUTH.
and P.S.,BRIT smells like ROTTTEN FISH too.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

I AM AL WAYSRIGHT, FUCKFACE EXTRAORDINAIRE, A TINY, ANGRY MAN WITH NO VOICE OTHER THAN WHAT I SPEW ON SITES LIKE THIS.

I AM A COWARD IN LIFE AND WITHOUT COURAGE, REMAIN UNABLE TO EXPRESS MYSELF. I HAVE NO CONFIDENCE AND FEW, IF ANY, FRIENDS OTHER THAN RELATIVES WHO'RE OBLIGATED TO ADDRESS ME.

THIS IS MY CONFESSION. I'M TOO AFRAID TO KILL MYSELF AND THUS, I LIVE HERE, IN THIS PATHETIC STATE.

GOD BLESS ME AND MY TINY, TINY SOUL.

Just keepin' it real.

better music:BRITNEY
MORE prettier:LINDSAY(hands down)
better actress:LINDSAY
better singer:LINDSAY
better performer:BRITNEY
smarter:LINDSAY

LINDSAY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilo is so much hotter than Brit ever could. And while lilo may have had a lot of problems, at least she didn't screw up any kids lives

yea I know.... Britney is a self centered whore who goes out and buy's a fancy FAMILY ride. Thats what all the mom's are driving these days!! All the moms are also flashing their vajayjay's and wearing shirts as dresses and ignoring court orders. All the cool mom's do that yo!

WHO CARES!!! Britney is a pimple faced, greasy faced, licey headed, fat slut!

LELAND CHAPMAN is THE HOT, SEXY, FINE PEICE OF MAN.............. DAMN HE IS FREAKIN HOT!!!! LELAND MAKES ME CREME MY JEANS! HOT SEXY LELAND!!!!!! YUMMY YUMMY I WOULD LOVE TO LICK & TASTE ME SOME LELAND! ALL NIGHT & ALL DAY! YUMMY

First Bitches!

She was shown test driving a SUV and the Mercedes SL, it's been reported she didn't actually end up buying one yet.

Wow the same car you say x17?

what about the same meth dealer?
fuck these parasitic slutbags. Shitney has horrible taste she just "borrows her ideas from other celebrity's" sad pathetic little troll with a dim future :D
What was with her hair and being so bloated at the lighting store??? wtf? who let the Ommpa loompas out =.=

Wow the same car you say x17?

what about the same meth dealer?
fuck these parasitic slutbags. Shitney has horrible taste she just "borrows her ideas from other celebrity's" sad pathetic little troll with a dim future :D
What was with her hair and being so bloated at the lighting store??? wtf? who let the Ommpa loompas out =.=

Yep, pot this is kettle. I'm here too...for about 30 minutes, as part of my job. I write for a major national magazine and this is my "assignment" from the editors. To write 2,000 words on the Britney Spears/X17 relationship.
And 1,500 of them are going to be about the cretins who inhabit this world and actually CARE about someone so vapid and useless as Britney Spears. So yeah, I'm here. I might not like it, but I'm here.

November 8, 2007 5:35 PM - Anonymous

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hell that sounds like a very COOL assignment! i write too and would love to get a job like yours...

- fallen train wreck pop-star she's done one too many idiotic things to garner sympathy
- symbiotic/parasitic site (of course they say things to get hits from both sides, i think most people realize that)
- delusional fantards (most are european & foreignors, make sure you get that part right)
- the haters (i would be classified under this heading. schooling the britards is so much fun!)

for the record, i don't hate britney spears (although she is making it very easy these days & lately i'm one post away from actual loathing!) it's the delusional fantards that rile me up...

the ones who defend her bad parenting & run out & buy ten copies of her cd then have the audacity to say BRIT'S #1...

her music (& i use that term very loosely!) is secondary to her trainwreck life & the damage she is doing to sean & jayden

anyway, this site keeps me entertained & i get to vent on the net from everyday frustrations, everybody wins!

except shitney. =)

This whore should kill herself and just get it over with already.

People!
She didn´t miss answering the phone at 8 AM.
She missed it 8 times!

*Hello* ~*My name is Holly*~
I am 24 years old, married and a mommy of 2 sweet boys. I take good care of my son's and I would jump off of a cliff if I had to for them. I would walk on fire for them, swim across the ocean for them, I would do anything I had to do for my little guys. ANYTHING! I am like a big momma bear. If someone trys to hurt them or do anything bad to them, my big momma bear fur gets raised and I turn into a VERY mad momma bear. I keep my little ones near me at all times, making sure they have ate, drank, took their meds/vitimans, had plenty of outdoor play, talked to them, held them close, bath time, hugs and kisses. Everything they need. When they go to sleep momma bear gets to relax for almost 2 hours online or reading a book. I only get 2 hours for myself.. But thats actually good! When my cubs were tiny babies I didnt even have 2 hours!

I don't wish I had all the ime in the world to do what I wanted like Britney does. Why? Because I love my boys too much. I want them to be proud to call me "mommy."

And thats the 100% truth!

It is a cool assignment in this person's little mind. He does not write for Rolling Stone and isn't doing a story. Another wanna be.

8:58

Isn't it great that everyone is being amused? There are many people that come here just to rile you up. It's funny how a simple Blackout is #1 will make your heads explode.

Belly laughs all around.

This is what I would do for my boys.

Atempt to swim across the ocean.
walk through fire
stand on ice chunks
lay down on a bed of nails
pull every one of my hairs out one strand at a time.
Give every waking hour to them and for them only for the rest of my life.

If I were Britney I would be camping out at the court houses steps making SURE i was not only there and on time but early. I would be more then happy to be early showing up for any drug testing. I would not only go to the parenting classes the courts ordered, I would find at least 3-5 more classes to attend each week as well. If I had to go to a parenting class from 7AM until 12AM every single day for a full year, then thats what I would do... And I would show up early at each and every one and be the first person asking questions to the teacher. My notes would be 20 notebooks full.

I would devote 110% to getting my kids back. I could not sleep at night or even eat 1 bite of food knowing that my babies are away from me. I couldn't. I would be in mourning. Wanting my sweet babies back at home with me to cuddle and play with.

As a mommy I can't understand how Britney just goes around like this isn't anything to her. HOW? This is her precious babies! How can she just go around acting like it is just another day of shopping.

This is what has led me to not like her anymore. I will not buy any of her CD's or products and I HOPE that no other GOOD moms will either.

She is a disgrace!!!

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As a mommy I just can't understand how Britney just goes around like this isn't a big deal. She acts as though this is just another day of shopping and normal life. When you don't have your babys at your side and know that you will get to see their smiles and hear their laughs when you get home how can you shop?

As a mother that LOVES my boys I know deep down that Britney canNOT love her boys. She might love them a little, but not the way a real mother does. She is selfish. Cold hearted and self centered.

I give up on her. She gets uglier by the day because of her actions. Well... I feels orry for her boys. They have a cold hearted mom and a scumbag dad. I wish they'd give her boys to me.. I woulod just ask about 1 thousand a month to take care of them. And every last cent of that 1,000 would go on their clothes, food, toys, pull-up's and education.

9:14,
If you wouldn´t sleep or eat you would get really sick.

9:14

You're full of shit. I recognize your writing style and things you just said that you have said before. You are here all the time bashing Britney. Now stop with the bull shit and start taking care of those neglected boys.

It's douche bag. Douche.

And I have to laugh at the so-called journalist who has to be on this site to write his national report. He's really objective, I see. Any respectable writer/reporter would never voice an opinion one way or the other in public like this.

Anyway, I'm not a Britidiot. Can't stand the girl. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Inside the first picture of shitney, You could tell that shes wearing a see through outfit because her pink bra is showing.

9:04, 9:14, 9:22 (the novel writer)

Reminds me of that chick in "Mean Girls" that stands up in the gym and said "I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy." Then someone yells she doesn't even go to this school, and she is asked if she does and she says "no I just have a lot of feelings".

Duce bags out in full force tonight.

Lindsays way hotter then fat ugly shitney.

I BET THE GUY AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP LOVES HIS COMMISSION OFF OF THIS!

To 9:14
I feel the exact same way. I had my son at 23 yrs old. He is almost 6. I have never spent a day away from him, other than an occasional grandma sleep over, and I can count on less than two full hands in 6 yrs how many times that has happened. He is my everything. I would die for him and would die if I didn't have him.
My best friend wanted to buy her CD. I told her not to, not because of all this "I hate Britney or I love Britney" bullshit, but because for every person that buys her CD at this point is only contributing to her state of mind. If I were Britney, I would lay low, attend every class, meeting, drug test, etc. to get my child(ren) back. Everyone that buys these CDs are just filling her head with more shit that makes her think everything is fine. I don't hate anybody, especially Britney Spears whom I have never even met or shoes I have walked in, but it is sad to see this person, this human being in such a state that is almost beyond help.
I think that if she just disappeared for a while (like Lindsay Lohan did) then she could come out of this with some dignity. Get clean, stay sober, and fight for your kids. I don't understand why that is such a tough decision to make.
I have never been one to be on these sites, but the reason I am at this point is because of all these so-called fans only caring about her album. To these people I say that she is a human being, not a fantasy. She is real; her children are real. It is not about her albums, or her music; it is about the safety of her children's well-being and her own. Nobody on this site actually thinks that kevin is a "wonderful person, but he is doing the one thing that Britney isn't.. Being a parent to those boys.
To the haters, All I hear about is that Britney needs to die. That someone should shoot her, or she should just OD already. I cannot believe that American society has stooped to this level. NOBODY deserves to die for just being an "irresponsible piece of shit." It is horrible to think that anyone would wish death on someone for that. You should all wish her to get help for her children, if not for herself, than to want her dead. Again, she is a real person. Whether she thinks she is better than people or not. Everyone should be ashamed of themselves(including myself) for the things written on these blogs.
Maybe if everyone would just stop giving a shit, then she would stop thinking that she is the shit. Fact= Britney Spears is the most talked about person in the WORLD right now, screw the war, screw the presidential elections, screw the economy... It's all about Britney. If that were you, wouldn't you think the same way. Unfortunately bad publicity is still publicity. Everyone wants her CD boycotted, but these blogs have the same exact effect. Just food for thought, I'm not trying to criticize because I have also been on these blogs.

Yeah 7:32, There are definitely worse people. That doesn't mean Brit gets a pass, Brit fucked up a whole generation of developing adolescents, by being a selfish, shallow,fake human being. That's almost as bad as being a murderer or child abuser(which maybe she is) who are now seeing how callous and selfish she is with regard to her own children. God help us all if any of her fans follow her example of childrearing.

Shitney looks like a fat cow because shes so fat in all her pictures.

9:38 thanks for sharing the incest story ("I had my son"). Pervert.

9:40 Is your world that shallow that you could only produce that type of comment from your little brain? Yes, I had(gave birth to) my son.

9:40

What?

Shitneys a horrible dress idol for the girls out there.

Duce bag.

9:48

Blogging 101

Never let them know something bothers you, they will do it over and over and over. Yes they know it's douche but duce is more fun because it gets your panties in a bunch.

Shitney should get run over by a car since she damaged other peoples cars out there.

Some of you people seriouslly need an English dictionary. It is D-O-U-C-H-E people

I wonder if she bought the car for her friend Sam trying to delay him from selling all her secrets of drug use, sloppy sex and child endangerment to that tabloid?? Maybe she will give him the old one.

LiLo is hotter than Britney, it's true. Britney never behaved as a superstar with confidence. She was too young and her handlers had up high and over the peak before she fully came into herself. She derailed herself with Federline and she's now a bloated mess.

LiLo developed much more of a sense of awareness and devoured her celebrity in a more straightforward, confident way. She's a disaster, yes, but she at least understands what it means to have the reigns in hand. Britney is just a terrible, bloated, emotional wreck, flipping end-over-end. Both may not survive their prominence, but LiLo, at just twenty-one, has my vote. Britney, if she doesn't revive her career, and/or start saving her money, will soon live (briefly) in squalor then be gone.

LiLo will go out in a flash of light!

Britney is a very horrible idol. She has been for most of her career. It still doesn't take away that she is still a real person, whether she acts like it or not.

Shitney shouldent be driving at because she doesnt know how to drive her car so instead she speeds to much on the road.

So, unlike any man or father, Britney should stop working, "lay low," work on being a "perfect mother."

Nobody would ask a man to give up his work for his children, especially if he were the only one in the family making the money.

Those of you citing your perfect motherhood examples sound as if you have not been forced to share custody of your children in a divorce.

This issue is way too big for most of you to comprehend because you sound as if you have limited life experience. There's nothing wrong with that and I hope your experience in some of these issues does remain very limited.

I hope you don't get divorced or are divorced by your spouse. I hope no one forces you to give up your children to someone you probably hate now at best every other weekend, half the summer, alternate holidays, progressively worse that you only get to see your children for HALF of their days, or at worst that they are taken from you completely. There are many mothers who have lost full custody of their children and to you they would appear to be excellent mothers and probably are. Sometimes a spouse is too adversarial and beats you. Sure it happens and not just in the movies.

What I hope is that Lynne Spears one day gains real self-knowledge and acknowledges to the world how she shaped and molded Britney to be a sex symbol, to use her sexuality to be popular in school, not to mention in show business. I do believe, as she has recently said, that she was totally unprepared to be the mother of a star, and I don't blame her for that, but her own morality is where this all started.

I definitely have my bets on Lindsay before Britney, but either way the odds aren't very good.

Shitney shouldent be driving without a license because thats illegal.

Shitney should jump off a cliff and just die already.

Britney is sexy....in dim lighting, with a lot of make-up, tons of airbrushing, maybe a body double or two or three, a couple of flying bats in the background for distraction and a fog machine. See...she's sexy! Ok even then she's not sexy.

November 8, 2007 7:11 PM - Anonymous

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ba-hahahahahahaha!

the BATS were a NICE TOUCH!! did they fly out of her head?

i love you man!

951 First of all.. I do know alot about what you speak of. My husband passed away 11 months ago at a very young age. For years, we fought with the system for custody of my step daughter. Her mother is alot like Britney, except not on drugs or famous. She is just very selfish and not attentive. The court systems are very screwed up. Unfortunately , my husband died the week we were to finally be gaining custody of her, but now? I am just a step mother who wants for my son and I to be able to see her at all.
I am not saying lay low by means of quitting her career. I would never say that to anyone. What I am saying is that if someone has a problem, then they need to fix it. She is not out promoting her career right now. She is out running all over LA acting like a selfish spoiled brat.
I am a good mother, but by no means and I perfect. I can only try to love my child and give him the guidance that he needs to succeed in life. That is a parent's job.

My balls are high
Because I got kicked in the eye
My one eyed snake
Ouch, what a mistake

Its not our fault that shitney never stays home because shes always whoring herself around on the streets everyday.

There are definitely the occasional posts on here that are very funny. They do seem to lighten my mood on a bad day because some of it is comedy, but for the people wo have just become overly obsessed with her, it is just wrong. It doesn't matter what side of the fence you fall on. To say that her music matters more than her children or to just wish her to be dead. It is just wrong. I am not a fan of Britney. Never have been, but this whole mess is blamed on everyone, not just her. That includes us who feed into these blogs. I see the same people on here everytime I'm on here. We all make her what she is. If we hate her or love her, we still keep talking about her.

Shitneys a street person because shes always on the streets acting like a slut hooker every singleday.

Isn't it funny that instead of fixing the damage on her mercedes, she blows even more dough on another. The kicker, she can't even drive her kids in this car because there are but 2 seats. How will she fit the monitor and the two child seats in there. I guess she can't count to 4, or is just pertending her way to zero custody.... Basically preparing vehicle wise for the inevitable future.

A mentally ill person is always the last one to know they are mentally ill. The best thing the Commish could do is order her for a psychiatric evaluation of herself not her issues with parenthood like he ordered. Then if she does not go through with the evaluation then she goes to jail for contempt.

I really don't think this is drugs. She has passed too many tests and her former assistant Kalie who was with her around the clock up until Britney went into rehab said Britney never took drugs. It's a mental issue and the judge should get to the bottom of it once and for all.

Every single one of us have a family member, friend, or aquaintance that has parenting, narcissistic, or drug problems. They just don't happen to be famous. Is it okay to sweep their problems under the rug? Is is okay for us to see them dead? No. The fans are hurting her by acting as though there is nothing wrong. They enable her. The haters just want her to die. Put her face on the person you know that is described as above or any other problem they may have. Would you want people like all of us saying these things about them? I didn't think so.

Two Drunken, drugged out, trainwreck,
AMERICAN IDLES.

1008. That is exactly right; however it is definitely drugs involved. You can buy Redi clean or any similiar product from nutrition stores that will clean your system in less than a hour.
But.. the judge should order her to a psych eval. Unfortunately, there are not too many family court judges that have the authority to send someone to jail for not doing what is ordered. They can revoke rights, but usually can only send you to jail for non payment of child support or directly endangering the child. It would be a much better world for today's kids if judges could do that.

Britney Spears is a frequent, habitual and continuous user of alcohol and controlled substances.

Britney Spears is a frequent, habitual and continuous user of alcohol and controlled substances.

Britney Spears is a frequent, habitual and continuous user of alcohol and controlled substances.

Britney Spears is a frequent, habitual and continuous user of alcohol and controlled substances.

Britney Spears is a frequent, habitual and continuous user of alcohol and controlled substances.

9:14

You're full of shit. I recognize your writing style and things you just said that you have said before. You are here all the time bashing Britney. Now stop with the bull shit and start taking care of those neglected boys.

November 8, 2007 9:25 PM - Anonymous

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hey anonymous fucktard...

why are you attacking a GOOD MOTHER & defending SHITNEY the worst mother in hollywood?