EPIC LULZ

Oh Please...

i think they'd make a great couple.. he's all about the blonde hot messes!!!

Britney claims she was being sarcastic last night. She knew JL was preggers. Of course that's because today she is sober.

He is shameless. He wants to use Britney to keep himself in spotlight and become a high profile celebrity. Britney must stay away from that fraud at all cost.

Larry is a man whore. He uses his daughter now he eyes on the more famous one.

he should keep dreaming....

he should keep dreaming....

He has money. Why in the hell would he want this skank? Yuk. You can do better Larry.

u may wanna lay off on the sarcasm x17.

The references about how hot Brit bitch is has got to stop. She isnt hot. She's a hideous joke

The references about how hot Brit bitch is has got to stop. She isnt hot. She's a hideous joke

I think that it's a made up story and Britney should be flattered that someone as hot, sexy and together as Larry would even look in her direction.

He wants to use Britney to get to K-fed!!!

dont go for him britney

Yep I agree. This is a stupid rumor. Larry has only one girl, Dannielynn.

I could see them together!!! how cute I wsih everything good t her life, so this could bea good thing....

Shitney would do better with Howard Stern.

Looks like Anna Nicole Smith might have been right about this baby exploiting jerk all along!

she is hot alright, a HOT MESS. Give it up x17. Y'all are such a joke I can't wait until you have kids or if you do have the paps on them 24-7

Someone please take that child away from him. He's nuts.

I could see them together!!! how cute I wsih everything good t her life, so this could bea good thing....

uhhhhh..I don't think she is sexy (ugh!) Larry please don't do that to Dannielynn...she has had enough bad drama in her short life!

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There's an equal balance for you, Larry fought tooth and nail to get his daughter and Britney won't do a damn thing to get her sons.

I don't think Larry could put up with her lack of interest in her children.

Dannielynn came with a very big paycheck

WELL HOWARD STERN IS THE ONE WITH THE *REALLY* FUN PILLS SO HE SOUNDS LIKE A BETTER MATCH FOR PATHETIC ADDICT UNFITNEY.

Yeah, Larry has a soft spot for trashy, messed up, washed up women.

Complete nonsense.

I think Larry oughta stick with someone in his own league .. like Howard Stern.

he likes junkies.

She does not need anybody else in her life to just use her for money. He would just be another person telling her everything is ok when its not. I am pretty sure he did that with Anna.
Britney needs to get help and learn how to deal with problems herself.

This is not good for either of them. Larry shouldn't put a step mom like Britney into that poor baby's life. What the hell is wrong with him? I hope this is not a real story. I hope when and if Larry is looking for romance that it's with a nice, stable woman who will be a good mother to the baby and a good role model. Britney needs REHAB and PRENTING CLASSES, and THERAPY, really bad.

X17 is getting a jump on keeping Britney in the headlines more than Jamie.

This sounds like a story Brit-Brit herself would make up.

Has Larry seen recent pictures of Britney? I think not.

He is a stupid person!He isn't a good man!He just want more money!Run away Britney!

stop it with the stupid shit x17.

C'mon Larry. Stay the fuck away from my bitches.

You already killed Anna.

Britney looks like the same opportunity for you?

Dream on loser

Well at least the pictures will look good. The story will suck, but the pictures may tell a differnt story.

Larry,
DON'T DO IT! Run far, far, FAR away - VERY FAR AWAY.

With a valid prenup I think they would make an adorable couple...
They look good together!
Larry is Hot and so is Britney so why not??
But Hey Brit get a bitchin lawyer this time!!!

They would make beautiful children together. I think they would be great as a couple. :)

Gross he probly has Aids or something but yes she is beautiful!!!
Don't bother with him brit
AZJ

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They would make beautiful children together. I think they would be great as a couple. :)

Family makes you stronger, and keeps you sane. Family is supposed to be a good thing. These two shouldn't get together right now, Britney needs to get her priorities straight first. She needs to reexamine her values and beliefs. And she needs to be taught what a normal family life is like. I don't think she had one.

yeah right..........she deserves/needs better than that!!!!!!

These 2 would be perfect together & all of their kids look a little challenged!!

FUCK OFF ALL YOU HATERS!!!!!

You people are so moronic. You think everyone on the planet is after money. There's not enough money in the whole world for ANY man to want that piece of Shitney trash. This is just a stupid rumor anyway.

Larry has a very pretty girlfriend and doesn't need nor want Britney. He just went through a ton of drama, why would he want to be in her drama filled world?

And how can he have visions of a Brady Bunch when she is so unfit she can't see her own kids unsupervised? You think he wants his baby around her?

RUMOR.

How many rumors are out there these days? Sheesh.

I think they should definitely consider starting a playgroup for the children together. Maybe add some other L.A. parents and babies. This would be fun for the kids.

They would certainly weaken the gene pool if they started breeding, jesus christ, still, we need people to clean the streets

he must like train wrecks on their way to death

I think he feels sorry for her and thinks he can "fix" her. Who knows...maybe he can

life and style is reporting the babies to be tested fo drugs becuse they come back from Kevin's smelling like POT

I wish X17 would just stop telling people great things about Brit. Nobody thinks she is cute, a good catch or anything but a loser these days. Quit pumping this hag up.

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Larry!!!!!!

Damn hes hot , she too

She needs to marry Osama. He can take her smelly ass to the middle east. They want her head there.

x17 you shouldn't want this to happen!! larry is a pap himself. shit won't need to call you guys anymore!!!

Brit and Larry, sounds just about right, it just might work! Brit has been so disrespected by her family lately, they don't even confide family matters with her, the paps have to keep her informed, this is absolutely unconscionable! Larry is fortright and certainly would not give her this type of misery, they have children in common, and he's dealt with the paps quite successfully! It would certainly be startling to Brit to have a "normal" relationship! She needs stability, respect, love, and an achievable goal in her life. This frenetic driving, round and round, a good part of virtually every day is achieving what? Nothing! Larry just might be a new focus for her! She may finally get to listen to someone!

Hot? Sexy? She has droopy tits, no hair, fat gunt, perma-zits around the mouth, thick neck, no class and a fat ass.

I doubt he said that, but it might make sense since
1 - Birkhead is a gold-digger (why do you think he was involved with ANS?)
2 - Britney will likely die soon (like ANS)
3 - he won't have to take her kids - Kevin will.

X17 quit spinning lies just to post on Britney.

Speak for yourself X17ONLINE, most people do not think Britney is Sexy.

Duh - he was into the BIGGEST idiot of them all (Anna); why wouldn't he be into the 2nd BIGGEST (in)famous idiot in America? Dumb ass birds of a feather flock together.

He's clearly looking for another drugged up blonde to have indepth conversations with.... HA HA HA!!!!

vomitatious

I hate all you cunts
Britney is the fucking shit

If he doesn't mind a little STD and a little stench this could be a match made in heaven. They're both materialistic and dumb as a stump.

I hate all you cunts
Britney is the fucking shit

Great opportunity for the guy to hitch his wagon to another falling star with large bosoms. Who else on earth does the lonesome and estranged bitch have to leave her estate to?

to "matt"
i'd like to see what you look like. you're calling her all those names but i doubt you're much of a looker yourself!

Wow, you sure can tell X17 is running out of stuff to write about ! LOL ! But this is the funniest thing I've seen. And you expect us to believe you ??? LOL ! It's true X17 just looks for reactions from people so they will comment on here. Larry isn't stupid enough to subject his daughter to the filthy woman named Britney Spears.

i think Britney got STD's from Kevin look at her mouth dam girl you better take care of yourself....

vomitatious

best coupling ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney needs to stay away from Howard Svengali Stern. He loves celebrities and apparently will do anything to gain power over them. If she associates with Birkhead, Stern probably will tag along somehow. She doesn't need any more evil men in her life.

1:03
Are you serious? Britney served her mother with some bull shit papers telling her to stay away.
Larry and Kevin have children in common. Britney doesn't have nor wants her children.
She doesn't need a 'new' focus, she has her children she needs to focus on.
Last, Britney will NEVER get any respect from anyone. She has no respect for herself, makes it difficult for anyone to respect her.

Does anyone else notice that EVERY TIME this guy is holding his daughter she is FACE FORWARD. At first I thought he was a stand up guy but now he's just a money hungry pig. He's always putting her face out there for a photo op. Not at all impressed by this guy. Let's all just wait about 13 more years and she will be all over the news because SHE is pregnant. Get a JOB Larry and raise your daughter away from cameras.

How is Birkhead suspose to put his dick up Britney's ass when it's already jammed up all the way Harvey Levin's ass?!!

They deserve each other--both publicity seeking idiots. Hope that Larry has the good sense to make sure he uses a condom all the time since Britney seems to spread her legs for everyone. Unfortunately the kids are the ones that suffer. Britney and Larry are two selfish, selfish, self-centered jerks.

WHO THINKS BRIT IS SEXY?????????????
APARENTLY ONLY X17 AND LARRY DICKHEAD

everybody else DOESN'T

WHO THINKS BRIT IS SEXY?????????????
APARENTLY ONLY X17 AND LARRY DICKHEAD

everybody else DOESN'T

Britney is single, she does have children but she is NOT a parent by any stretch of the imagination.

3:08

I'm with you, she's NOT beautifl, she's NOT sexy, she's NOT talented.
What's with the circle of zit's around her mouth in the other pictures posted today. N.A.S.T.Y.

He seems to have a fixation for drug addicted, bi-sexual, train wrecks- so why not? Hope her Herpes clears up first though. Face sores are a nasty thing to wake up to, I'm guessing.

larry already did the drugged up blonde whore w/the gay friend/hanger on...

why would he want anna nicole 2.0?? hasn't he LEARNED from his MISTAKES?

He is too good for her

He is too good for her

I think they would make the perfect couple. They are both publicity whores.

Only Britney's cunty fans think she's hot, nobody else does.

Name: Larry Birkhead
Age: 34
Occupation: Professional baby exploiter

Larry has way too much class and brains to go for such a woman in trouble with her life - he's learned his lesson!!

Who doesn't???? uhhhh.....98.5% of the USA.

He's supposed to be gay or bi... Britney can kissed girls but not sure if she want that crap...

Well, this might work out! They could get married and raise their 3 developmentally delayed children together. (Y'all know Unfitney and Anna Nicole were both doing drugs and drinking while pregnant. JJ, Sean P, and little Danni all look pretty "special".)

i still think he and stern were in shady dealings together... birkhead didn't get the money he was hoping for, so what better than to move onto the next drugged up millionaire blonde? if he can score her, junk her up like stern allegedly did, he could gain a lot more money from her death! disgusting! run brit!

i thought he was gay. hahaha

At least he can show her some good parenting skills

He's clearly looking for another drugged up blonde to have indepth conversations with.... HA HA HA!!!!

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lol! this was a hoot!! ;)

Nope. He's too good for her.. & that's not saying much..

Britney needs to spend time getting her life together.
Larry needs to spend time getting his life together.
We all need to spend time getting our life together.
x17 Needs to spend time getting its life together.
I hope that the baby runs away and starts its own reality show
"I am a baby of wacko parents"

Britney needs to spend time getting her life together.
Larry needs to spend time getting his life together.
We all need to spend time getting our life together.
x17 Needs to spend time getting its life together.
I hope that the baby runs away and starts its own reality show
"babies of wacko parents"

She should TOTALLY date him! Maybe he and Howard can pull a repeat performance with this druggie whore like they did with Anna.

I'm afraid he'll have to keep wishing: she's incredibly selective.

She's incredibly selective? Earth to El Gordo: Have you not heard of her ex Kevin Federline? Have you not read of the many, many douche bag one-nighters she's had? Did you not read about her 55-hour wedding? How about her lesbian tendencies? Apparently the only thing she requires is a heartbeat and lots of attention. I wouldn't call that being selective.

Perfect match - she is fucked up and he is gay and fucked up....match made in heaven.

Oh and both are camera whores.

to "matt"
i'd like to see what you look like. you're calling her all those names but i doubt you're much of a looker yourself!

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how come the britarded britney stalker always says the person speaking the TRUTH & REALITY about britney must be 'UGLY' & wants to 'SEE' them...?

seriously, what the fuck is wrong with *YOU*??? let's see what in the hell *YOU* look like PSYCHO!!

...anyone calling this HOT MESS 'BEAUTIFUL' & others 'UGLY' has to be some sort of ROCKY DENNIS looking mother fucker himself/herself!!

This is the most worthless website run by the nation's most worthless people. I hope Tony Parker takes your asses to the cleaners losers.

LARRY SHOULD BE REGUARDED AS A BLACK WIDOW, BECAUSE HES LIKE HAOWARD STERN, AND HE WOULD ONLY TRY TO DRUG BRITNEY UP EVEN MORE THAN SHE IS AND EVENTUALLY TRY TO TAKE HER MONEY!! SHE BETTER STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM THIS GUY,

If they were to get together this would be the second blonde that Larry was exploiting for his own gain (3rd if you count Dannielynn...but she's only an infant so more like 2 and a half).

Now that Larry's daddy has died, Larry has wasted NO time in embarrassing the rest of his living family here in Louisville. How sad for Dannielynn.

What, Larry needs a couple more helpless kids to exploit??

he seem to be a good dad. I think he would be a good influence to Britney and her kids.

How lovely the kids are! I know from interracialloves.com that they are happy and many poeple admire them.

With regard to thinking that everyone thinks Britney is sexy -- What are you on? Britney circa 1999, perhaps -- the current incarnation is disgusting.