Britney Can Call Her Kids!

Mother of the Year!!!!

Good that she's keeping in practice w/ the payphones -- the only kind available in prison, where she's no doubt headed at some point during her journey of insanity

Its a beginning, Good for her. Now call your mother ,she loves you. a mothers love is unconditional

Its a beginning, Good for her. Now call your mother ,she loves you. a mothers love is unconditional

The boys are probably like: "who is this?"
"Dad, some ladies on the phone. She talks really funny, I can barely understand her"

Great to hear that actually !!! Very good !!!

hot damn - i can call my kids too. they are sitting in the same room as me so I won't yell too loud. Speaking of calling, page six is reporting that Batshit herself called BaBa WaWa and then passed the phone to Sam. Does anybody else smell free publicity and a pathetic attempt to gain sympathy. STINKY!

Britney: "goo-goo ga ga."
SP &JJ: (akward silence)
Britney: "goo-goo ga ga?....goo goo goo!"
SP&JJ: *look at each other funny*
Britney: "wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*click*

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ღGOD BLESS..... ღ
ღGOD PROTECTS YOU...... ღ
ღGOD ILLUMINATES YOU.......... ღ
ღGOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............ ღ
ღAND MUCH WISDOM............................... ღ
ღGOD BE WITH YOU.......................................... ღ
ღMUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ღ
ღPEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE........ ღ

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ღPeace, Prosperity and Passion for you and your boys!!! ღ
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great she can call her kids... hopefully, she pretend to be mama brit, instead of her other hot mess personalities... if her messages are anything like the crazy crap she left on adnan's cell, then her poor kids are gonna be even more confused.

That Other Blog has the Blender article and it is good. Long but worth the read. Some bits and pieces~~

Though sources close to the couple say Kevin was philandering and a bit of a freeloader, his experience with fatherhood also made him the more domestic spouse. “He was Mr. Mom,” changing diapers and rising early to cook breakfast.
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That fall, Britney called former manager Larry Rudolph to New York for a meeting. (The two had parted ways around the time of Chaotic.) When he showed up, she announced she was divorcing Federline and wanted to rehire Rudolph and get back to work. Despite her best intentions, though, her discipline had waned, and as Thanksgiving approached, she went on a hedonistic, labia-flashing tear through Hollywood clubland with her new buddy Paris Hilton.
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Britney became the tabloids’ wet dream by making herself the very image of a bad person. More than that: the worst person. There is, it seems, no limit to the number of things you can hate her for. She’s irresponsible, lazy, selfish, arrogant, stupid, tacky, rich and so depraved as to look almost subhuman. (Paris Hilton nicknamed her “the animal.”) She does not take care of herself, and still she could have sex with almost anyone she wants. She revels in her own violation and invites you to the orgy: “I can’t control myself/They want more/Well, I’ll give ’em more … ” she sings on Blackout.

Peace for Spears family
god bless them all and bring back a happy life!!
We wanna see your smile, Brit!

Is the minimum..............

good luck Britney

Another bit from Blender~~

Later that year, when Spears had a one-night stand with an LFO backup dancer named Kevin Federline (nicknamed Meat Pole for his manhood), “it turned into a three-day stand at the Beverly Hills Hotel
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Now we know what she saw in him!

The boys are too small to talk so what exacly will they discuss. They won't even understand a word she sayiny in her crazy voice.

$%*&%$Q%&*686675$#@$@
God bless? Nope, cursed!
God protects you? Can't protect evil people who ask for it!
God illuminates you? Not when you're dumb as a rock and act like a dirt clod!
God gives peace to you? She's a fucking self made typhoon of psychosis!
And much wisdom? She never had it and makes the exact opposite of wise choices!
Much peace? She is cursed and will never find peace because she only loves herself!
No Peace! No Harmony, No Happiness, No Clue, No empathy!Only a Hellish Life!
Only Disharmony, Greed, and lust for you while you put your kids in DANGER!
Hate and Contempt for Brit!
Now I think I'll print this everytime I see that nut above me drops her crap! Happy now BITCH!

I BET SHE TALKS THAT HORRIBLE ACCENT OF BRITISH TO THEM TO REALLY MESS THEM UP. YOU WATCH...SHE SPEAKS WITH AN ACCENT TO THEM

GO TO BLENDER.COM IT SAYS THAT SAM CALL X17 ABOUT BRITNEY WHEREABOUT. THERE PAPS CONFESS TO BLENDER.COM.......LOL

They won't even know who she is and they damn sure won't be paying her any attention.

Have you ever tried to talking to a 1 & 2 yrold on the phone? The last thing they want to do is be on their when they could be playing with their toys.
I bet she gets pissed when she's left on the phone saying
"Hey, Sean?" "Jayden?" "Hey booboos?"
Poor kids probably don't want to be bothered. Why subject them to her crazy ass?

How long till Armstrong and HobbyLobby ads are gone?

They do not want to advertise on your trash site

she is so cute. I love her. It seems she has a major crush on beautiful young guys. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site CelebMingle.com last week.

she is so cute. I love her. It seems she has a major crush on beautiful young guys. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site CelebMingle.com last week.

"Britney Can Call Her Kids!"

So what? I can just walk in another room and give mine a big hug and kiss and tell them how much I love them, and hear them tell me that they love me, too - anytime I want! I can load them up in my car and take them out for ice cream and watch their happy little faces - anytime I want! I can tuck them in bed at night and see in their eyes how happy, safe and secure they feel. It's great!

So can Kevin!

BIG....FRICKING.....DEAL!!!! So what, she can call her kids. All the Shitney fans will now declare total victory....that is until her next break down, which the fantards will ignore and forget like they always have. You have to be a Major League Fuck Up to be reduced to just calling kids. Even people in prison can do that. I wonder which voice she'll use to confuse the kids with? Poor kids to have such a Raving Lunatic for a parent- I just won't say mother because she has been such a lousy one! At least they still have their FATHER!

Shitneys a fat ugly slob. And shitney looks like a pile of dog shit.

They won't be hearing from mommy much. She don' get up until about the time the go to bed for the night.

Well phone calls from mommy will only confuse them more.

Shitney doesnt give two shits about those kids, Shitney only cares about herself going shopping everyday because shitneys retarded as hell.

5:25, I hear ya! Mine are in bed now because I'm a good mother and put them to bed at a reasonable time. However, before that, we had dinner as a family, quality time playing games and fun baths and bedtime stories. Call them? I can't do that because I'm always WITH them!

GOD FUCKIN' GOD!!

Will the stupid Swamp Slut talk to her "ADORABLE MISTAKES" in her lame-assed silly faux British accent? Or how about that latest dumbass one, the mangled Chinese-Mexican one?

AND CHECK THAT BLOATED GUT!!!

Fuckin' cover that country-ghetto, Cheeto, Frap and Carl's Jr. porky belly!!!

Poor kids. Shitney'll get on the blower an' yammer her weird paranoid blatherings in one of her fucked up fake voices and they'll drop the phone and run to Daddy Kevin crying. Or they'll hold the phone away from them, look wonderingly at it, then maybe hold it up to their little bottoms so they can make pooping and farting noises to it while they laugh and giggle their little heads off!

Dumbass borad should just give up her "mistakes" just as her idiot slut sister, Jizzme Lame, is gonna do with her "mistake".

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING SOUTHERN COUNTRY-GHETTO, TRAILER-TRASH, SLEAZY FAMILY THE WHOLE GODDAMNED SPEARS CLAN IS!!!

Britney!! Let Felicia come back! Let your mother come back! dump lufti and other leeches!! Family is the best thing u'll ever have!!!!

Paris Hilton nicknamed her a dog,,,,,HELLO Were the hell does she get off Oh ya the girl with the magic ----- LOL

Too bad the court has decided that these poor boys can now be exposed to her aimless bufuddled ramblings.
Hopefully, they are too young to understand or remember her blitherings.

Hope she isn't pregnant. Gawd no

Shitney and her slutty sister are both dumbasses.

Walters then revealed Spears had dumped her paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, who went public with romantic details and taped messages the singer had left him on U.S. news shows last week (ends26Jan08). The TV host added, "I'm not an authority... but I believe she has moved away from this boyfriend."
hollywood.tv

Wonder if they will even remember who she is.... I can hear her now, I'm so sorry babies for my last visit with you when i ended up in the psyche ward and I locked you in the bathroom with just my panties on. Shes Unfit, and dont even deserve a phone call. Why traumatize them boys further?

I agree with KitKat, seems like this would only tramaitze them more.

This isn't about britney, it's about the boys and what is best for them.

FYI BRIT: KIDS GO TO BED AT SCHEDULED TIMES. NO CALLS AFTER 8:00 PM STUPID!
POOR KEVIN I BET SHE'S GONNA BE CALLING OFF THE FUCKIN HOOK AT ALL TIMES OF NITE!

Congrats Britney!
They remember her!!

The kids won't even know who is on the other end of the phone. It's just sad she would even want to settle for phone calls.

Yea, I'm sure a 16 month old is going to know he's talking
to his mother.

Spears Is Getting Help
28-Jan-2008
Written by: Alexandra Martin

Britney Spears has reportedly been to the psychiatrist.

Monday morning, Barbara Walters announced on The View that she spoke with Sam Lutfi, manager to the pop star mess Britney Spears, over the weekend. Lutfi, according to FOX News, told the talk show host that Spears is suffering from “mental issues which are treatable,” and she is seeking out treatment.

E! Online reported that the 26-year-old singer has been meeting with a psychiatrist and has also begun mending things with her mother, Lynne, who is “helping her through it.”

Spears’s now famous meltdown on Jan. 3 left her with no custody of her two boys and estranged from her own parents. Fans have been wondering what it would take for her to seek professional help.

Now, her controversial relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib is over and she has allowed her family back in. But, it is still up to the courts as to whether or not Spears will be getting her kids back too.

Sources: FOX News, E! Online

Thanks for the laugh 5:04!

She hasn't got it in her to stick out any form of treatment, her attention span is ZIP.

There will be a record of how many times she calls, when she calls and you can bet your bottom dollar the calls will be recorded.

She can talk to them on the phone but the Supreme Court can't tell a 1 and 2 year old they have to talk to her.

Shar Jackson- Britney's Kids don't even know where she is

Kevin Federline’s ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson claims that Britney Spears’ children - who haven’t seen their mom since a judge stripped her of visitation rights three weeks ago, don’t even know where the troubled singer is.
“They’re babies, you know, they don’t really know,” Shar Jackson told told reporters at The Bank Nightclub at the Bellagio Grand Opening Celebration in Las Vegas on Saturday.
“Of course, all kids say, ‘mama,’ but they don’t really know [where she is],” adds the reality star, 31.
Jackson, best known for her portrayal of Niecy Jackson on the UPN show Moesha, and has two children, daughter Kori, 5, and son Kaleb, 3, with K-Fed — says she helps her ex and the nanny with the kids.
“They have a lot of positive people around them, so they’re good,” She tells Us Weekly magazine. “The kids all spend a lot of time together, but I’m not trying to take anybody’s place.”
Jackson — who was pregnant with Kaleb when Federline left her for Spears — says “it was a choice” to remain on good terms with her ex.
“It could have gone really bad, and we could have become enemies,” she adds. “A lot of people choose to do that, but I don’t have time for that. Life is way too short, and we’re not promised tomorrow, so I don’t want to go out and have bad feelings with anybody.”

Britney could take a few lessons from Shar.

Shar has a lot of class. Kudos to her for letting the kids all play together, and for not being bitter.

Sean and Jayden:

Hey Fed Ex who dat be on the phone?

Britney on the phone:

Its Britney BITCH

Enter anoying music.......

NO, NO, not the annoying music, don't torture those babies......

LOL, what is the skank gonna say? With her short attention span, she'll never dial the entire number before needing to change clothes.

No shit that music is torture.

The fuckin French seem to like it.

Not saying this to be mean or anything...

Jayden reminds me of Ralph Wiggum from "The Simpsons."

"I like to put crayons up my nose..."

"I glued my head to my shoulder, now I have two owies..."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food..."

(or in Jayden's case "My Mommy's breath smells like cigarettes and frapps...")

good to be in contact with her children as long as she can talk with them on the phone ...... being without them will be the hardest a mother can do in her life ....... "Little Girl Lost" .........

good to be in contact with her children as long as she can talk with them on the phone ...... being without them will be the hardest a mother can do in her life ....... "Little Girl Lost" .........

January 28, 2008 6:41 PM
Posted by: Annonymous
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That's why she should have thought about the repercussions of her actions.
It's not about HER, it's suppose to be about the welfare of the children.

Which accent is appropriate while talking to your children? British? Spanish?

Hola, Sean and Jayden.

I think x-17 should find a new star to exploit. I think it's pathetic that you follow her around and then post disgusting pictures of her. She's a fricken mess. Let her be. You think she's messed up, what does it say about a website whose sole purpose is to show pictures of her going to the gas station, drug store or worse yet, posting pictures of her with a menstrual mistake.

Why do these children have to be subjected to her attempt to ease the pangs she may feel on a whim to connect in her lame fashion with those babies?

Sounds like a toddler version of "Scream."

A conversation among a 1-year-old, a 2-year-old, and a lunatic? Now, THAT would be amusing to hear.

Shitney: Hi Y'all.

Sean & Jayden: Who's This?

Shitney: It’s your Mama!

Sean & Jayden: Hi Mommy! Where are you?

Shitney: I’m down at the gas station, or Rite Aid, or Starbucks, or someplace. Want to come see mommy?

Sean & Jayden: Do we have to?

Shitney: Yes, you little shithead! I’m your Mama God Dammit! Now get your little stinkin’ asses down here. And don’t forget your cameras.

Sean & Jayden: What are you wearing Mommy? So we can find you.

Shiteny: I’m wearing the same dirty and stained clothes I was had on the last time you saw me. When you get close to the… wherever I am, just roll down the window and take a good whiff, you’ll be able to smell me a mile away. If you get lost, just ask any photographer and they’ll know where I am, because I called them before I called you. Or you can call those nice folks at x17… oh, wait, they’re so far up my ass, the probably can hear the phone. Ooops, gotta go now, Mommy’s gots ta gets her some porn.

What kind of DUMBSHIT uses a pay phone today? This is the same MORON who was texting while driving.
If we're lucky...she's not on the phone talking to her kids. Instead, she's talking to Suicide Prevention ...and they're telling her to BLOW HER FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!

so what, she gets to speak to the boys, she could have so much more if she really wanted to and tried alot harder to make amends.

That Shitney phone call was BRILLIANT!!!

where can i listen to the phone call

'britney spears must die'

WHy the hell is she calling them from a pay phone...she so crazy...but she sure looks Happy now that she can call them booboo's...\\\

Hey Brit get a cell phone , a shower and some mental help...Life will be so much better,

Well thats good...despite how annoyed i am with Britney being a mom myself....its a start!

I can see the headlines for next week:

KEVIN BEGS FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER (AGAIN)! BRITNEY PUSHING THE LIMITS...

GIVE HER A ROPE, SHE'LL HANG HERSELF WITH IT!

Well, maybe she can call her kids? - but judging from the pic above, she's most probably calling her friendly local drug dealer.

The sort of big "DG" on her sunglasses means "Douchebags' Golden showers".

who cares this non story is soo done with 5 photo agencies sucking on her titties everyday trying to make car payments. The only story now worth reading will be 'cunt spears dead in hi speed car crash pursuit by paps' then which fool will you be after navarre you french cunt

hey go check out finalpixx they just posted a story and said they will have pics to come soon, Unbelievable. Check it out.

OMG they said helicopter's are back.

Brit!
Take a good gulp of hexedine chloride, jump into your car and drive it off a cliff.
Preferably right now.

THIS BITCH SHOULD DIED, NOT HEATH!!!!!!!!! :(

Whats on her tongue????

Leave Britney alone. Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.

Dear GOD what is wrong with that IDIOT Commissioner Gordon. SOMEONE send out a bat signal!

Having Brit speaking to her kids on the phone is just going to upset and confuse them. Brit needs to clean THE FUCK up and THEN she should have her visitation rights restored UNDER SUPERVISION!!!!

JEZUZ what's wrong with California!!!!!!

The question is: Why is she on a payphone? Doesn't she have a cell phone?