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Britney Changes The Game!

britneylucy.jpgSorry, Brit fans, but it looks like Blackout won't be taking a seat atop the Billboard 200 - but only because the charts changed their rules to keep her out! Yes, according to Billboard themselves, the chart-tabulating agency has decided to count sales of the Eagles' new Walmart-exclusive album Long Road Out Of Eden despite historically refusing to track albums not in stores everywhere. (Idolator has a great in-depth write-up about this issue if you're curious.) "We know that some retailers will be uncomfortable with this policy," Billboard's director of charts said, "but it was inevitable that Billboard's charts would ultimately widen the parameters to reflect changes that are unfolding in music distribution." It's just too bad Britney had to be the first victim - after all, in almost any other week, Blackout would have been number one with a bullet!

Still, if Brit had to lose the top spot to anyone, at least she lost it to a friend - or a friend's dad, anyway! After all, we've seen the pop princess hanging out with Lucy Walsh (daughter of Eagles guitarist Joe) an awful lot lately - heck, she even dressed up like an X17 pap to complement Britney's Halloween costume! It's just like the old saying - keep your friends close, and your enemies (or at least their daughters) closer!



Even if Britney didn't take the top spot, we're sure she's pleased as punch to be shown so much love by her fans - good job, y'all!

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COMMENTS

LMAO! I hope Brit dies.

Posted by: Anonymous


Great fake spin X17. At least Brit's back. Hey little piggy: Soooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

Posted by: Anonymous


firsttttttttttttttttt
no more storias of THE WHORE

Posted by: EVA


brit rocks

Posted by: love britney


LMAO!! My comment jumped to #1. That's right...DIE BRITNEY!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Go Brit !

Posted by: Anonymous


4th. She so deserves to be #1.
It will be her 1st first-week-non-#1... :(

www.paradise-boulevard.skyrock.com

Posted by: ANGEL


like Brit Brit cares. She is in her own little world, she just wants the cash to spend on more trashy outfits, junk food and alcohol. Gimme More is right ... she just wants more money.

Posted by: Anonymous


back to basics #1

blackout #2

deal with it

Posted by: Anonymous


PARENTAL ADVISORY

BRITNEY'S BECOME A DISGUSTING FAT COW.

She's also moved up to NUMBER 2 in the Celebrity Dead Pool.

Good work, Brit.

Just keepin' it real.

Posted by: Al Waysright


On the brite side, new album "Blackout" really rocks all the way....awesome beats. The rave reviews she has gotten from Rolling Stone, AP, CNN, and USA Today are definitely deserved. I found her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named millmatch.com or something. Hope she is getting better.

Posted by: Anonymous


PARENTAL ADVISORY

BRITNEY'S BECOME A DISGUSTING FAT COW.

She's also moved up to NUMBER 2 in the Celebrity Dead Pool.

Good work, Brit.

Just keepin' it real.

Posted by: Al Waysright


time for all the britaloones to swallow their pride and drink a big cup of HUMILITY!

Posted by: Anonymous


Well it's about damn time you guys fessed up to the fact that "your girl" is not #1!!!!! You (whoever writes these pieces) are more delusional than I thought if you think Billboard deliberately changed their method just to keep Britney out of #1 spot. The fact remains that The Eagles out sold her. Kudos to Billboard for realizing the #1 spot SHOULD go to the musician that sold the most!

Posted by: teekay


no one is going to your site, asswipe.
Bo Brit ! You are in my prayers!

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Posted by: GUERO


8:07 - WHY WOULD YOU WISH ANYONE DEAD? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU? AREN'T YOU AFRAID IT MIGHT TURN AROUND ON YOU OR YOUR FAMILY? YOUR AN IDIOT.

Posted by: kimmee


Brit's sowing is still awesome. why don't one of you bashers just deal with it. She was and still is a Mega star. With liitle or no promo execpt the negative trash talk the girl's sales proves she still HAS IT! Go Brit!

Posted by: Anonymous


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahaahhaha

OLD NEWS!!!
but the BRITARDS KEPT TRYING 2 CONVINCE US AND THEMSELVES that the album was doing WELL.

brit isnt doing any INTERVIEWS,TOURS,APPERENCES.
what do you expect?

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
SHE AINT BACK!!!

Posted by: kim kardASShian


Puhlease...Billboard has been manipulating their charts for decades. This is not news. They play for pay.

Posted by: Anonymous


GUERO you are a doof.

Posted by: Anonymous


Kimmee - I do want Brit dead and no I'm not worried about my family. Oh and if you're going to call me names please use proper grammar. It's "You're an idiot" you simple-minded fuck!

Posted by: Anonymous


Brit needs the money to pay Kevin's legal bills.

Posted by: Anonymous


Brit's album sucks and it should not be #1, she is no victim, but lucky to even be on the charts at all.

X17 needs to stop using the rose tintd glasses for this loser, everytihing about calling her "queen B" makes me ill.

Posted by: Anonymous


Blackout bombed!

Read it! Process it! Register it! File it!


Posted by: Blackout...Blacks Out


819am Puh-leeze! Still a mega star? More like mega-loser once you factor in all of the Britaloonies that bought multiple copies of Blackout to boost the numbers! Blackout sold less than half of her last release? Don't get me wrong...I have always loved Brit's music..In the Zone and My Pregotative are two CD's I can put in and will listen to straight through BUT I will not buy Blackout. As a mom of two I just cannot support her in any way shape or form. This CD means nothing to her and her fans...on her ONE interview she did not even have the decency to say thank you to the fans that did buy it. No promos and no thanks means she does not have it.

Posted by: Anonymous


Her behavior IS turning people off, no matter how much some want to deny it.

I'm sure the "no promotion" stunt didn't help much.

Posted by: Anonymous


Turkey baster up my butt
a good way to fake bustin a nut
My asshole so sore
Britney is now a whore
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday (Please visit myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks)


over a quarter of a million people bought her album in US alone, she has sold a million more world wide. That is hardly a bomb or a failure. It's so funny to read the basher comments. so pathetic, you all are green with envy.

Posted by: Anonymous


Fragile asshole on me
Now it burns when I pee
Aliens cum in my ass
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday (Please visit myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks)


The Eagles sold three-quarters of a million just from 1 store in the US alone.

Posted by: Anonymous


SHE BOMBED!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


so sad that the special ed tweenies,and welfare mom bought multiple copies of the crapfest for nothing.

Posted by: BLACKOUT LOOKS GOOD ON A TABLE AS A DRINK COASTER


Oh geez! Another CONSPIRACY against this brainless twit. Yeah, right. Billboard had been planning on updating their monitoring system for quite some time.

Posted by: bi-babe


JIVE won't even break even on this album unless it sells 1.5 million in the US. Don''t expect any videos either. WIth sales like that, the artist, as always, has to pay for the videos from their advance. With no tour, she MIGHT make $2 million from this album... and that is a big MAYBE. With videoa coosting upwards of $250 - $500,000 its pretty doubtful she'd waste her money on it. Especially when she could waste it shopping and dooing lines.

Posted by: Giacamo Gianherpules


In regards to the comment at 8:14 (2nd); I am curious as to why she would join a website like this. Is she the millionaire looking for someone? Like another guy or girl (wouldn't surprise me) she can carry. No self respecting man who is a multimillionaire would ever date her or be seen with her after the crap that has been going with her as of late.

Posted by: Anonymous


:31 She is in fact a Mega star. I've never bought a thing of hers. It is just not my taste in music, but I do feel she has had a bad rap. I do not condone or agree with a lot of her behaviour, however it is too blown out of proportion. She married a scum bag, and went downhill from there. If you remember Xtina was well on her way down the same path. Jordan happened to b a quality guy. They are few and far between. I defend Brit & pray for her. I am also a Mother.

Posted by: Anonymous


Exactly...........

brit isnt doing any INTERVIEWS,TOURS,APPERENCES.

The Eagles are and have been promoting.

Britney IS promoting her trainwreck tabloid life, appearances at starbucks, rite aid and gas station. She is going through the biggest stress of her life. Got divorced this year. She is about to lose her children. Is the biggest joke in the media. Has not Interviewed in months maybe over a year. Had the worst haircut and performance of 2007.

Even a website dedicated to banning her album. further fans boycotting her until she gets well and healthy or does the right thing by her kids.

Yet her album sold over 300K copies.
F*cking HELLO... thats some crazy star power. No matter what you think of her thats a lot of sales for someone who is in her situation.


Can you imagine if she pulls it all together. does the right thing and turns this around.

Posted by: TRUE FAN


8:38-she can't pull herself together enough to save her fat ass. the majority of people now see her for what she really is and will never like her again (if they even did in the first place)...no matter what she tries to do.....not that she will ever bother to even try. bitch is straight up crazy.

Posted by: Anonymous


SUICIDE WATCH...... No wonder she hasn''t been seen in public since the weekend. She's known how bad it was for several days.

Posted by: Say Hello to my Little Friend


She was in court and has to give K-Fed 120,000. That's probably why she's in hiding now. LOL! I'm so glad he's getting the money from her. She's just going to inject another lip or buy 16,000 of trashy clothes. Glad the judge is giving K the money. Screw this tramp.

Posted by: Anonymous


I THINK IT IS BULLSHIT AND I WILL TELL ANYONE HOW ARE U GOIN TO DO THAT AND SAY IS UNFORTUNATE THAT BRITNEY IS OUR 1st VICTEM!!! THAT IS SOOOOO FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BRENT!!!!!!


I think all the Brit fans should calm down, take a big breath and try to enjoy Blackout's week at #2...because it sure as hell won't be that high next week.

Posted by: Anonymous


My ballls are so hairy
I think to some it is scary
My ass, it is waxed
I love to wear a mask
Astral Glide makes it a perfect slide.
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday (Please visit myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks)


BRITNEY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


8:34 has a little peen.

Posted by: 834's boyfriend


Oh man! I was so happy not to see this bitch, and here she is AGAIN. AAAAAHHHH!
NO MORE BRITNEY PLEASE!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Her album sucks because it's so fake. It deserves to be a flop and not even meet her label's expectations. Britney is not an artist and can't hold a note without help from a computer. The lyrics and beats are monotonous. And the nail in the coffin is no one wants to hear the voice of a nasty whore who is an unfit mother. No one in their right mind will ever want to work with this slob again because she has no talent and why waste so much time and effort putting lipstick on a pig?!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman was right Britney is so over


8:38 [first one]

I believe Blackout sold UNDER 300,000, not over.

Posted by: Anonymous


whoever is doing the fake Sunnyday posts is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! keep 'em coming!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I didn't buy the album but whoever did helped K-Fed not Brit!

Posted by: Team K-Fed


From Reuters - For Spears, the prognosis for "Blackout" seems less favorable. Her previous release, "In the Zone," debuted at No. 1 in November 2003 with 609,000 copies. It went on to sell relatively poorly compared to her previous releases. Her Jive Records label had forecast that "Blackout" would open to between 330,000 and 350,000 copies, although retailers were less bullish.

The sales were respectable, said music industry consultant Clark Benson, CEO and founder of market research firm Almighty Institute of Music Retail.

He noted that the teenagers who turned Spears into a pop culture icon almost a decade ago have moved on to other things, and that Spears herself did little to promote the album, apart from a widely ridiculed performance at the MTV Video Music Awards in September.

Spears has released just one single from the album, "Gimme More," which peaked surprisingly strongly at No. 3 on Billboard's Hot 100 singles chart. Jive has not announced plans for a follow-up single.

"Since the first single is starting to fade, the unanswered question is whether the relatively positive response to "Gimme More" was just morbid curiosity," Benson said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Morbid curiousity? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Anonymous


Every time I come to one of these sites I'm hoping I will read Britney is Dead. That would be awesome!

Posted by: Anonymous


8:32 & 8:40 that is sooo not nice but sooo freakin ass funny ... lmfao !!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


POOR SAD LITTLE SPECIAL ED TWEENIES.

NO MORE BRITHDAY CHECKS FROM GRANDMA

NO MORE XMAS CASH

TOOK 2 YEARS ADVANCE ON THEIR ALLOWANCES .

WELFARE MOM SOLD HER MONTHS SUPPLY OF GOVERNMENT CHEESE.

ALL THAT FOR NOTHING

Posted by: BLACKOUT LOOKS GOOD ON A TABLE AS A DRINK COASTER


No excuse. I married some fool and gave him four kids, it took me a while to figure it out. I wouldn't listen to anyone. I FINALLY saw the light. I sent him packing, got divorced, moved my kids and myself out of town and started a new better life. I didn't let that looser change me or make me act crazy. I just focused on my kids and making a better life for us without him. I didn't hit the clubs, do drugs, or dress trashy or look to get laid by other guys.
I'm living for my kids. They didn't choose us and it's not their fault. Some day they'll grow up and be good people because I made the right choice FINALLY.

Posted by: Anonymous


britney owns all you haters. your whole day is spent waiting for the latest word on her life. speaks volumes.

meanwhile she is out spending more money than you and your entire family will make in your pathetic lives.

poetic justice.

Posted by: Anonymous


DIE BRITNEY!!

Posted by: Anonymous


NO POETIC JUSTICE IS WHEN THUNDER CUNT GOES BROKE, AND SELLS THE 2 LITTLE RETARDED MISTAKES FOR A HIT OF METH.

Posted by: BLACKOUT LOOKS GOOD ON A TABLE AS A DRINK COASTER


8:55 yes.

Posted by: Anonymous


8:55 AM I AGREE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Hahahaha!! Even Billboard fucking hates her!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney to be #2 is a miracle. with all the scrutiny in the media add some of these major stessors to her life, from below. Id say a congrads is in order. Here is a list below of things that drive normal people over the EDGE.


The top 10 stressors

1: Divorce
2: Death in the family
3: Illness
4: Getting married
5: Unemployment
6: Retirement
7: New baby
8: Change in financial status
9: Career change
10: Moving
Please add media scrutiny and family feud on top of her situation and you got one big crazy person. This girl has been through hell and back this year. If she is clinically depressed from this stress, ignoring her children is not exceptable but understandable. She can turn her personal life around but she seriously needs to get therapy for all her stress first.

Posted by: Anonymous


poetic justice is what is taking place right now for that selfish disgusting pitiful excuse for a mother and human being. keep buying those fraps, fat ass. soon...you'll be looking back at that $4 here, $4 there and wishing you had it back!!!! good luck buying fraps with food stamps, fucktard!!!!!

Posted by: poooooor shitney


they still sold more than her!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BRIT IS WHORE


Face it.. the Eagles sold more albums so they are #1.
Way to go Billboard for keeping it real.

Britney sold ALMOST as many albums as American Idol Chris Daughtry.

That's hilarious!

Posted by: hawks


X17 IS LIKE FOX NEWS

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney is an embarassment to everyone, especially those in the music and recording industry. She is not a musician, her talent is as contrived and fake as her hair and parenting skills. Without the Disney packaging, and no managerial support, she has failed in a big way. A few years ago people flocked to see her perform, companies like Pepsi wanted her to endorse their products and record companies coveted her signature on a multi-year contract. Now? Not so much. She has no one to blame but herself for her recent failures. She thinks she has all the answers and her life is going well, but clearly that is not the case. She is an unfit mother, a public spectacle and an industry joke. Her mother (you may remember her, the woman who has spent the better part of her life helping her daughters succeed, only to incur the wrath of Britney's mentally unstable and delusional behavior) is now taking responsibility for her role in Britney's continual downward spiral. That is admirable but unfortunately, untrue. Britney is no longer 17, she is a 25 year old adult who needs to be held accountable for her actions and those around her need to stop enabling her outrageous behavior.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney is an embarassment to everyone, especially those in the music and recording industry. She is not a musician, her talent is as contrived and fake as her hair and parenting skills. Without the Disney packaging, and no managerial support, she has failed in a big way. A few years ago people flocked to see her perform, companies like Pepsi wanted her to endorse their products and record companies coveted her signature on a multi-year contract. Now? Not so much. She has no one to blame but herself for her recent failures. She thinks she has all the answers and her life is going well, but clearly that is not the case. She is an unfit mother, a public spectacle and an industry joke. Her mother (you may remember her, the woman who has spent the better part of her life helping her daughters succeed, only to incur the wrath of Britney's mentally unstable and delusional behavior) is now taking responsibility for her role in Britney's continual downward spiral. That is admirable but unfortunately, untrue. Britney is no longer 17, she is a 25 year old adult who needs to be held accountable for her actions and those around her need to stop enabling her outrageous behavior.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney is an embarassment to everyone, especially those in the music and recording industry. She is not a musician, her talent is as contrived and fake as her hair and parenting skills. Without the Disney packaging, and no managerial support, she has failed in a big way. A few years ago people flocked to see her perform, companies like Pepsi wanted her to endorse their products and record companies coveted her signature on a multi-year contract. Now? Not so much. She has no one to blame but herself for her recent failures. She thinks she has all the answers and her life is going well, but clearly that is not the case. She is an unfit mother, a public spectacle and an industry joke. Her mother (you may remember her, the woman who has spent the better part of her life helping her daughters succeed, only to incur the wrath of Britney's mentally unstable and delusional behavior) is now taking responsibility for her role in Britney's continual downward spiral. That is admirable but unfortunately, untrue. Britney is no longer 17, she is a 25 year old adult who needs to be held accountable for her actions and those around her need to stop enabling her outrageous behavior.

Posted by: Anonymous


little peen little peen wont get the oppertunity to make "little retarded mistakes" because of course, he has a little peen. No one want to look at or touch his little peen, except him. NOTICE ME NOTICE MY BIG MEAN LETTERS because no one will notice my mean little peen.

Posted by: Brit


HEY 9:05

CONGRATS IN RAPING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Posted by: BLACKOUT LOOKS GOOD ON A TABLE AS A DRINK COASTER


little teeny tiny peen. hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Posted by: Anonymous


9:02 - I am standing on my chair applauding your post! Yours too @ 8:40!

Posted by: Anonymous


8:55Am

Actually we are just always waiting to hear that she is DEAD. When it turns out she isn't we get pissed. She's like the fucking Energizer bunny. Even when you don't want her to she keeps going and going and going.

Posted by: TEAM DIE BRITNEY


I'm with you Team Die Britney!!

Posted by: Anonymous


POOR BITTER SPECIAL ED BRITARDS.

LIKE COCKAROACHES .IF U TURN ON THE LIGHTS THEY WILL SCATTER.

Posted by: BLACKOUT LOOKS GOOD ON A TABLE AS A DRINK COASTER


yeah, what's with the big stupid letter BLACKOUT ? Brit may be right.

Posted by: Andy


britney makes more money in her sleep than all of you will make this year combined. I doubt she is really at home worrying about her placement on the billboards chart....too busy coungint dollar signs i would imagine.


btw, let me know when you put out ANYTHING that sells 275K units in one week.... i dont reccomend anyone holding their breath waiting for it to happen either.

seriously. get a life. preferrably your own.

Posted by: Anonymous


I would rather be a poor, respected, credible musician than be an industry joke with more money than God.

Posted by: Anonymous


9:14, you're right...she's not worrying about money because she's too stupid, methed out, drunk and doubled over from taco bell farts to understand what's happening in her own life. so yeah, you made a great point....she's not one bit worried. but when the money for all that shit runs out (which will happen sooner rather than later) she'll be plenty worried. that is unless she hasn't killed herself first.

Posted by: Anonymous


No! Britney owns all of you idiots who bought her album and she doesn't give two titty fucks about you. She just wants your money so she can spend it on Frappuccinos, Meth, Cheetos, Fast Food, Clothes, Alli, Sam, and Gas to ride around all day and night. Oh yeah and Kevin. I'm sure he appreciates it. When will you stupid fuckers stop with your enabling and start getting real? You Britards live in a bigger fantasy that she does. Wake up mutha-fuckas! The Eagles sold more album so RIGHTFULLY they should be #1. End of story. If you bitches wanted her to be #1 you should have bought more than just 19 copies. Because we all know there's only about 1,000 fans left WORLDWIDE!

Posted by: You


Brit let Criss Angel cum all over her

Posted by: Anonymous


Just goes to show how big of a star she is. 275K is nothing to bat an eye at. Im sure many of us would love to be able to sell that much of something in a week.

congrats on the #2 debut Brit!


haters...i heard crowe is best served cold...now eat up bitches! Bwaaahaahaaaa

Posted by: Anonymous


The Eagles sold more than double what Shitney sold. They deserve #1.

Posted by: You should have tried harder, Shitshit


2 titty fucks!! LMFAO!!! I love it.

Posted by: Anonymous


Learn how to spell 9:18 -- It is I'm, not Im and it is crow, not crowe. Wait a minute, why in the world am I trying to teach a Britney Spears fan anything? Obviously you are on the deficient side of intellect if you are actually trying to defend this horrid woman. My bad.

Posted by: Anonymous


9:18 #1,
it's spelled "crow" (as in the bird NOT the actor) and the correct quote is "revenge is a dish best served cold" you fucking idiot. shitney fans really are stupid. go back to school.

Posted by: Anonymous


how about all you haterz list the producst you have sold 275K of in one week. Then we can compare and contrast.


and be quick about it.

Posted by: Anonymous


Wipe front to back!! LMAO!! OMG I'm crying over here. Thanks for laughs today everyone!

Posted by: Anonymous


Look at me, Look at me, Look at me
Wait, can I watch you pee?
Golden showers
Just like flowers
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday (Please visit myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks)


Marijuana! Now what?

Posted by: Anonymous


Brit is on here making fun of someone's peen?

Um HELLO. Brit I've had the misfortune of seeing your flabby bald vag and I have one message for you...

Posted by: WIPE FRONT TO BACK YOU IDIOT


9:14--You are absolutely right, she is counting out the money to pay for Kevins lawyer!!! Get with reality, her album did not do as well as expected. She is a true has been and you are a retard!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Hicksville? Isn't that right next to Kentwood?

Posted by: Anonymous


IOW, Britneys album outsold Madonna and Gwen Stefanis albums in their first week. Saaaweeet!

Posted by: Anonymous


9:18--you are also a retard along with 9:14. shes a loser, and she would step on you to get a hit of meth...

Posted by: Anonymous


9:22 #1, how about you list the number of grades you failed in school? ....besides spelling and English (those two are pretty obvious)?

and be quick about it

Posted by: Anonymous


Hey bitch, I sold my 300k home six months ago. Fans---your turn!

Posted by: Anonymous


9:27..you must live in hicksville or a dump cause 300K doesnt buy shit in LA.

Posted by: Anonymous


9:29 -- So who is the stupid one here? Why in the world would you want to live in a city where $300,000 won't buy you shit? Duh.

Posted by: Anonymous


I love you Sunnyday!

Posted by: (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)


300k buys you a 6,000 square foot home where I live.

L.A. is fucking filthy, who would live there?

Posted by: Anonymous


O B V I O U S
I love Britney! You're beautiful and talented and a really good mother, not like that skanky crack ho Lindsay.

Posted by: (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)


9:26

Lets stick to comparing ClitClit's album sales to her previous album sales. No one gives a damn "next toof, one mile" Madonna or Gwen Stefani's. That's the real issue at hand. Blackout didn't sell anywhere near what her other studio enhanced albums have.

Posted by: Anonymous


9:34 #2, you're just a flat out retard. are you back home after your half-day at special ed school?

Posted by: Anonymous


9:29..you failed to mention what YOU have sold worth 275K


hahahaha

Posted by: Anonymous


9:38 -- That crazy personality you admire so much is going to get her, her kids or maybe even you, killed someday. Yeah, way to go Britney!

Posted by: Anonymous


Congrad's Britney :)

I know you are stessed out and going through a difficult time.

But girl you got a big win here #2 is awesome. You are awesome.

you out sell a lot of artists, who are promoting their albums.

Good luck to you on a healthy recovery.

I hope you get the boys back when you are ready to be a mom again.

I know you are a good person with a big heart and I really love your crazy
personality.


she is beautiful.

Posted by: AAAWWWW we love you britney


I love to live here because the air is clean, taxes aren't sky high and I can afford a better life. There is plenty to do and see here...beaches, sports, you name it. I also put 4 children through college, have a nice retirement started, we take great vacations every year. Now tell me again why L.A. is better? Oh that's right..you live in your mom's basement.

Posted by: Alan M. you are a cunt


awwww....it's nice that his mom gave him a computer to use so he can communicate with the outside world from her basement. she does have to keep him locked up in that basement though....it keeps him from molesting the little boys.

Posted by: Anonymous


"I hope you get the boys back when you are ready to be a mom again"

WTF?

You don't FUCK, get pregnant, and then decide you don't feel like being a mom. And then lose your kids and think you will get them back when you are ready to be a mom again.

STUPIDEST fucking thing I've ever read on here!

Posted by: Britards are seriously lacking intelligence


9:34 #2 is talkin about his/herself!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Posted by: Anonymous


ahahah take that PIGGY Britney

We need to be on the lookout for another head shavin, Brit is gonna be pissed off!

Posted by: Anonymous


What I don't understand is why Britney has so many stupidly loyal fans. I saw a clip of Angelina Jolie at her new movie's premiere, and she was hugging her fans, signing autographs and doing it with a huge smile on her face. Britney sees 100 fans in line at the Virgin Megastore and flees the seen. Don't even try to tell me that it was because of the paps since she gives them advance notice of where she is going to be on a daily basis. Britney doesn't even love herself enough to shower or dress appropriately, she doesn't love her kids enough to know when their next scheduled visitation is, so what in the hell makes you think she loves her fans? She rips her fans off with 15 minute concerts that she lip-synchs through, makes a constant fool of herself in public and is now raking in big bucks for her latest piece of trash CD. Has she said thank you to her fans? Hell no. She thinks all the credit goes just to her, failing to remember that her fans are the ones who bought her those mansions, cars and expensive hotel rooms. She doesn't respect her fans enough to put out a quality product. Oh yeah, she loves her fans.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney why don't you kill yourself now. It's official you suck!

Posted by: Anonymous


izzzz okay brineee!! x17 still luv u!!!! u sooo pridee brineee!!! LOL

Posted by: Anonymous


DA30


dead at 30

Posted by: kat


I love the Eagles! Don't they sing Witchy Woman? I LOVE that song!

Posted by: (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)


A woman commander just landed the Space Shuttle Discovery after 15 days in space. That is an accomplishment. Recording a mediocre CD, driving mindlessly thru the streets of southern California and making daily Starbucks runs are NOT. Priorities people!!

Posted by: Anonymous


10:03....she also went shopping TWICE for chandeliers! what, that's not important??? isn't that a admirable contribution to society??? HAHA J/K

Posted by: Anonymous


10:05 -- You're right -- my bad!!! Hee hee!

Posted by: Anonymous


9:33...just about everyone you wish you were lives there. Why else does your fat ass camp out on celebrity sites all day.

again...get a fucking life. your OWN this time.

Posted by: Anonymous


bi-babe,
come on!!! save those happy thoughts for nice people who deserve them!

Posted by: Anonymous


Ah hell, I just can't hate on Britney today. I really hope she finds peace and happiness. Everyone deserves a chance at happiness. Good luck Britney!

Posted by: bi-babe


LMAO. I was wondering how EX17 would spin her album flopping. This is really funny. Lucy Walsh is Alli the Leech's BFF. She was only there because of Alli. Britshit bombed on her own, because the Eagle's out sold her nasty ass. Maybe she will learn now that she needs to go away and stop pretending to be a singer. She's over.

Posted by: Eagle's Rock


Who cares if she enters the Billboard at no 2? Go to wikipedia and read about Britney's records. She is the biggest selling musician of 2000s with over 85 millions, she has 3 albums on biggest selling albums of all time list, she has 7 united world chart #1s, she has been the biggest star by Forbes, got her star on Hollywood walk of fame, became the most searched on web, and she has the biggest worldwide press popularity.. She is the queen.. Even her chewing gum got sold for 14.000 US dollars, what about your prices u loser Brit-haters?

Posted by: Gorkem


LOL Entering at number 2 is that so bad??? You Brit haters know that Britney rocks, that's why i see that u are all shocked even if she enters at number 2.. LOL Blackout became #1 on iTunes album charts in more than 22 countries, and Gimme More became a huge hit.. So Madonna's Hung Up was number 1 everywhere but number 7 on Billboard does it show that she sucks? It's important how u rock the united world chart.. Britney is an international superstar whose popularity is mind blowing.. And u will see how she will rock the world charts.. Britney is the biggest star of today and it's normal that she is walkin with tons of cameras 7/24, as a result of her stardom.. U know that she is back, u try to find something to diss her and it's getting funny..

Posted by: Jimmy


Whether or not Britney actively went out and promoted her CD makes no difference. Her single, Gimme More, was the most publicized single release I have ever seen. And, her CD certainly received more publicity than the release of the Eagles CD. The purpose of promotion is to make people aware that your product is out there. That's why Britney didn't need to promote. Who didn't know her CD was released last week? The whole world know. The Eagles, on the other hand, had to PROMOTE their CD, because, unlike Britney, they don't have the luxury of being in the press every single day. A site like Perez Hilton's gets a million hits a day, and he's been talking about her CD all week. Whether you guys agree or not, that's bigger than any piddly promotion the Eagles did.

Posted by: sillyme


rumor is that jive bought 100,000 of her cds to save face. so do the math.

Posted by: Anonymous


Only sold 209k in CD's, 1/3 the amount of the last CD from her. Washed up loser. The Eagles are greedy bastards but at least their music is good. And Billboard didn't change the rules because of Shitney. She doesn't have that kind of influence.

Posted by: Izzy


Lucy Walsh used to fuck Andy Dick back in '02....so she has NO STANDARDS. She is just trying to get a singing career like Alli is also doing, and they are trying to use Shitney to get it. Boy are they fucked. I hope they sell Shitney out soooooooooooon!

Posted by: ooooooooooooo


props to Billboard for adjusting their guidelines to show the REAL TRUTH!

Posted by: Anonymous


It doesn't matter when they changed the rules. The Eagles out sold her and what is even more sad is that the Eagle's are only being sold out of Walmart!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHa how sad, Britney's album I'm sure is everywhere!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


sales might pick up for her after they dump her shiteous cd in the 99 cent bin

Posted by: Anonymous


Why is Lucy Walsh Britney's enemy? The daughter of a legendary musician who just happened to have an album with his band come out at the same time as Britney doesn't seem like an enemy to me. But whatever. This whole thing is so lame. It's #2. YAWN. At least we won't see any more BLACKOUT IS #1 posts!

Posted by: zzz


the psycho brit brit fans will still be posting that Blackout is #1....they live in fantasy land

Posted by: Anonymous


9:33...just about everyone you wish you were lives there. Why else does your fat ass camp out on celebrity sites all day.

again...get a fucking life. your OWN this time.
--------

Hey hypocrite, your fat ass is parked here as well LOL

Posted by: Anonymous



Damn, the cd is so awesome, it deserved the top spot.

Posted by: Anonymous


PARENTAL ADVISORY

I GOT NO BALLS, BUT I LOVE A'JERKIN' WHAT I GOT TO MAH MOMMA'S MUG SHOT PHOTOS.

I want so bad to kill myself, but I'm a coward and this is all I got. No one gave me attention when I needed it.

This is my confession.

Just keepin' it real.

Posted by: Al Waysright


The Eagles rock and so does Wal-mart! I do all my shopping there. Wal-marts carries all the latest styles like stretch pants, big scarves and they even carry that pretty orange self-tanner in a gigantic mega-tub. Wal-marts is a little pricey, but well worth it because they carry such stylish items! Are there Wal-marts in Seattle?
You're my sunshine, you're my Sunnyday!
(Lohan is an orange skank crack ho!)

Posted by: (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)


Hey everybody - isn't my signature KEWL!!!!!!!
(Celine Dion rocks too!)

Posted by: (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)


will the real (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯) please stand up

Posted by: Anonymous


I AM the real (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)

Posted by: (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)


BS! We all know who you are

Posted by: Anonymous


Ok, you caught me. I confess I really am the Orange Goddess.
And I'm from Seattle and we LOVE stretch pants here. I wish I could wear Lindsay's stretch pants after she wore them for a week straight!

Posted by: (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸Jacqueline¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)


again the media world is trying to sabotage Britney Spears.
At least it was the Eagles.

Posted by: Anonymous


I guess the folks at Billboard are Eagles fans.

Posted by: James


over a quarter of a million people bought her album in US alone, she has sold a million more world wide. That is hardly a bomb or a failure. It's so funny to read the basher comments. so pathetic, you all are green with envy.

November 7, 2007 8:32 AM - Anonymous

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NO THEY DIDN'T YOU LYING BRITARD!!!

in re: to BALCKOUT... her cd is actually a FLOP.

- jive had to push up the release of the album because they knew they couldn't *SPIN* her numbers if she was going to be up against legitimate artists like celine dion.

- additionally, jive had to buy over 100,000 i-tune downloads to make it *LOOK* like she was actually popular... (shhh! they're doing that still in the other places to generate excitement for all of the dumb twits like you, who see growing #'s & say 'OOOH... it must be 'GOOD'! - Instead of you just listening w/your ears & realizing her latest endeavor *SUCKS MONKEY BALLS*!)

- if you’re willing to be honest, you britards know very well you did the CRAZY chris crocker thing & bought *MULTIPLE COPIES* of her album!! So do the math fantards!

124,000 / 10copies each = 12,400 units were actually sold.

Finally & most importantly - HER ALBUM DOES NOT EVEN MATTER!!! her *KIDS* are what matter...

& if you don't see that then you're a crazy selfish fuck. =)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Boo freakin' hoo!! Her album is NOT on top because she sucks!! DER!! How many "flopies" has she sold so far?

Posted by: Anonymous


"...she is in fact a Mega star... i do feel she has had a bad rap. I do not condone or agree with a lot of her behaviour, however it is too blown out of proportion. She married a scum bag, and went downhill from there... I defend Brit & pray for her. I am also a Mother..."

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you are also an enabling, excuse making, reality ignoring, delusional idiot. go read a parenting book & pray for YOURSELF!

hopefully it's not too late & you haven't caused any permanaent damage to your child.

November 7, 2007 8:37 AM - Anonymous

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


I'm living for my kids. They didn't choose us and it's not their fault. Some day they'll grow up and be good people because I made the right choice FINALLY.

November 7, 2007 8:54 AM - Anonymous

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god bless you anonymous! =)

it would such a wonderful world if more people thought & behaved like you do... picking yourself UP after a FALL & living your life UNSELFISHLY to the best of your ability!

best of luck to you in life! =)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


IOW, Britneys album outsold Madonna and Gwen Stefanis albums in their first week. Saaaweeet!

November 7, 2007 9:26 AM - Anonymous

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really STRAW-GRASPER?

how did their sales compare in the second week? hmmmn...?

YEAH, EXACTLY!!! NOW "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!" hahaha!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


9:27am (both of you) & 9:30...

i love you!! =) that's the way to tell 'em!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


it's Don Henley bitch---
ya zit zit, eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it--your screwed you fat cow, the Eagles rock, and Lucy Walsh needs to watch who she hangs with, unless she is media whore like Zitney is. Your dad is NOT a talentless asshole Lucy, why would you want to hang with one?? unless it's just to get your pic taken. Nobody even knows or cares who you are anyway.

Posted by: The Eagles rule


All I have to say is good. If Britney would have outsold them then she would have been number 1. Eagles won fair and square. Get over it seriously.

Posted by: brittards are bad for my health


All I have to say is good. If Britney would have outsold them then she would have been number 1. Eagles won fair and square. Get over it seriously.

Posted by: brittards are bad for my health


All I have to say is good. If Britney would have outsold them then she would have been number 1. Eagles won fair and square. Get over it seriously.

Posted by: brittards are bad for my health


All I have to say is good. If Britney would have outsold them then she would have been number 1. Eagles won fair and square. Get over it seriously.

Posted by: brittards are bad for my health


All I have to say is good. If Britney would have outsold them then she would have been number 1. Eagles won fair and square. Get over it seriously.

Posted by: brittards are bad for my health


All I have to say is good. If Britney would have outsold them then she would have been number 1. Eagles won fair and square. Get over it seriously.

Posted by: brittards are bad for my health


Britney does NOT have a strong fan base. It took her a week to sell 290,000 CD’s of her Blackout release. And that was well under the industries projected 350,000 they were hoping for (which were low to begin with since they did not expect much). Yet her last CD (ITZ) sold 609,000 on the FIRST DAY! And Britney also had many outlets to sell her current CD Blackout from, way beyond what the Eagles do. Yet the Eagles sold over twice as many CD’s as she did and just from one outlet (Wallmart). It’s about the numbers sold which should take the #1 spot. That’s what it has always been about. It’s about top sellers that go to #1. Britney is not a top seller anymore. So she loses. And that IS fair. So shut up all three of you Britney fans. Britney is a child abuser and a drug addict and alcoholic. She is still going downhill and will be over soon! The world wins and Britney loses again, as usual, and it’s her fault as usual, lol.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney does not have a string of #1 CD anymore. That is fair since she never was an artist and can’t sing, write, play an instrument, or do anything on her own as an artist. So her so-called Pop career was always a fake. It has always been producers, musicians, record companies, vocal enhancing machines (that fix her voice), and lip-synching in concert to backing tracks, that did it all for her. Since she is NOT an artist, she never should have been #1 with any of her CD’s. Now she has to resort to flashing her crotch, drugs, alcohol, child abuse, and shock and major drama to keep in the public eye since she can’t do it by being a real artist or creating real art. So this is very fair and spot on, good for Billboard and SoundScan for being honest and pushing that no talent bitch down!


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Britney does not have a string of #1 CD anymore. That is fair since she never was an artist and can’t sing, write, play an instrument, or do anything on her own as an artist. So her so-called Pop career was always a fake. It has always been producers, musicians, record companies, vocal enhancing machines (that fix her voice), and lip-synching in concert to backing tracks, that did it all for her. Since she is NOT an artist, she never should have been #1 with any of her CD’s. Now she has to resort to flashing her crotch, drugs, alcohol, child abuse, and shock and major drama to keep in the public eye since she can’t do it by being a real artist or creating real art. So this is very fair and spot on, good for Billboard and SoundScan for being honest and pushing that no talent bitch down!


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Britney does not have a string of #1 CD anymore. That is fair since she never was an artist and can’t sing, write, play an instrument, or do anything on her own as an artist. So her so-called Pop career was always a fake. It has always been producers, musicians, record companies, vocal enhancing machines (that fix her voice), and lip-synching in concert to backing tracks, that did it all for her. Since she is NOT an artist, she never should have been #1 with any of her CD’s. Now she has to resort to flashing her crotch, drugs, alcohol, child abuse, and shock and major drama to keep in the public eye since she can’t do it by being a real artist or creating real art. So this is very fair and spot on, good for Billboard and SoundScan for being honest and pushing that no talent bitch down!


________________________________________

Britney does not have a string of #1 CD anymore. That is fair since she never was an artist and can’t sing, write, play an instrument, or do anything on her own as an artist. So her so-called Pop career was always a fake. It has always been producers, musicians, record companies, vocal enhancing machines (that fix her voice), and lip-synching in concert to backing tracks, that did it all for her. Since she is NOT an artist, she never should have been #1 with any of her CD’s. Now she has to resort to flashing her crotch, drugs, alcohol, child abuse, and shock and major drama to keep in the public eye since she can’t do it by being a real artist or creating real art. So this is very fair and spot on, good for Billboard and SoundScan for being honest and pushing that no talent bitch down!


________________________________________

Britney does not have a string of #1 CD anymore. That is fair since she never was an artist and can’t sing, write, play an instrument, or do anything on her own as an artist. So her so-called Pop career was always a fake. It has always been producers, musicians, record companies, vocal enhancing machines (that fix her voice), and lip-synching in concert to backing tracks, that did it all for her. Since she is NOT an artist, she never should have been #1 with any of her CD’s. Now she has to resort to flashing her crotch, drugs, alcohol, child abuse, and shock and major drama to keep in the public eye since she can’t do it by being a real artist or creating real art. So this is very fair and spot on, good for Billboard and SoundScan for being honest and pushing that no talent bitch down!


________________________________________

Britney does not have a string of #1 CD anymore. That is fair since she never was an artist and can’t sing, write, play an instrument, or do anything on her own as an artist. So her so-called Pop career was always a fake. It has always been producers, musicians, record companies, vocal enhancing machines (that fix her voice), and lip-synching in concert to backing tracks, that did it all for her. Since she is NOT an artist, she never should have been #1 with any of her CD’s. Now she has to resort to flashing her crotch, drugs, alcohol, child abuse, and shock and major drama to keep in the public eye since she can’t do it by being a real artist or creating real art. So this is very fair and spot on, good for Billboard and SoundScan for being honest and pushing that no talent bitch down!


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