Britney Facing Off Against Kevin's Attorney Today

shes a fuck up!

just do it britt!

What a whore. She looks horrible

Did you ask Sam if she got the damn black dye off her hands and face?

I hope she has to give many more depositions if it will keep her fat ass at home.

It'll be an oscar winning performance

Is she planning on wearing panties?

Go Kevin!
Protect your children....

LOL AT 757AM!

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Cute hoodie!!

I enjoy reading you page daily; however, the person or people writing the material really need to go back to school. The grammar sucks. Britney was "held up" at her house sounds better than Britney was "holed up" at her house.

I'm more worried about Kaplan getting through this without rolling on the floor laughing his ass off at Bozo.

The people at x17 did not get there GED

HAHA get it there? lol

Hate or like her, Britney still rocks this year. It seems she is seeking true love now. I saw her profile on He is a cuttie. I saw his profile on wealty men personals site WealthyRomance.com last week.

awwwww shit! wonder what sort of crizazy snowball is gonna come from this!?!

WHERE THE FUCK DID HER HAIR LINE GO ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE PICTURE (WHICH ACTUALLY IS HER RIGHT SIDE IF NOT ON A PICTURE)???????????????????? WHAT A FUCKING MESS AND A MORON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney is going to have to take "breaks" so she can change outfits and text

I'd love to be a fly on the wall....I doubt Kaplan will be lofting soft balls at her...love it!

She's abused her hair all these years and therefore her hairline is reseeding. LOL!

I hope Kaplan makes her cry REAL tears and then she kills herself

The hair loss is probably from constantly dying her hair & stress. Or course, cocaine, prescription drugs & rough sex could do it too!!

I LOVE YOU, KAPLAN!!!!! STICK IT TO THAT CRAZY UNSTABLE BITCH!!!!

Kaplan will rip her a new one. We'll see pics of her new asshole later today on here.

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That will be something can u imagine asking this crazy woman question.No amt of coachiing will do anything for her. Kevin lawyer should grill her.what a complete disgrace she is to the boys.I am sure he will ask her about her drug/alchol use and her sleeping aroung with anything that pass by her,stealing, runing around without underclothes what a complete disgrace this woman is to the boys.They will have lots of embrassment when they grow up.

Kaplan is salivating at the idea of getting his jew bastard hands on her money. Meanwhile Shar Jackson is masturbating while thinking about how her bastard children will benefit from the little plan she and k-deadbeat conjured up to become wealthy at the expense of someone else (but thats typical for niggers).

she can't possibly do a good job answering questions. she is a mental midget to start...then cap that off with all the mood/mind altering crap she shoves int herself. she stradles the line between being emotionally and socially regressed to the point of being almost childlike and being an out and out whore....kaplan is VERY SMART (no matter what you think of him personally...even you haters have got to admit that). she is no match for him. i just hope he goes for the throat and doesn't show her any compassion.

Show them some butt Britney! Hope you're successful today Britney!

Luv u!

Church Lady, please pray for 8:19.

I would also love love love to be a fly on the wall!!! Wonder if that recording can be "leaked". She is just a moron, wonder how many times she will get up to go to the "bathroom" or change her clothes. I always tried to give her the benefit of the doubt but it is blatantly obvious that she will listen to no one and won't get her sh*t together! I hope they can dig up some sh*t on this girl and keep her kids away from her or at least supervised visits. She treats them like trophies and wont keep them home and out of the paps way.
Take 2 babies out to sit in a car so SHE can get her starbucks or shop for lights---yeah ok~proof that she ONLY thinks of HERSELF!!!!
Stupid Misguided Spoiled Brat is all she is!!!

shame on the ugly posts

I think it would be great for her to die

Go to fucking hell trisha...you should have been a cum stain on your mothers chin.

I like to have mass asshole eaten out by my dog!!

Why do the kids visit her at the hotel? She's a selfish cunt!

God be with you Britney!

I don't think God will be there, but Shady Sam and Alli the Leech might be.

I have to say I really am jealous of Britney. Thats why I come here and spew garbage about her. Im a fat miserable person with no friends. I cant even get a guy to fuck me. So I put peanut butter on my ass and have my dog lick it off until I cum.

I have to say I really am jealous of Britney. Thats why I come here and spew garbage about her. Im a fat miserable person with no friends. I cant even get a guy to fuck me. So I put peanut butter on my ass and have my dog lick it off until I cum.

LMAO!! People are twisted on here

whomever is making those nasty remarks about Trisha just needs to fuck off.

What's with the dog ass licking??

Well I wasnt and im her and obviously more intellegiant than you!!!

Trisha's ass tastes like shit.

I think that person is getting off and as a weird thing for beastiality (sp?)

Well I wasnt and im her and obviously more intellegiant than you!!!

December 12, 2007 8:37 AM
Posted by: Trisha

Its actually spelled: in·tel·li·gent

Well this is the REAL TRISHA not the person that wants to be me, and claiming that they are me by signing my name.

You MUST be a Britney fan by your intelligence level! I'm out!!!-listening to you is probably as much fun as KAPLAN will have trying to deal with Britney today!!!

She's abused her hair all these years -
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Let's hope the seeding is successful and she sprouts new hair soon.

Dont go away mad...just go away

She's abused her hair all these years and therefore her hairline is reseeding. LOL!
December 12, 2007 8:13 AM
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Hey Trisha just ignore these idiots. I had the same thing happen to me and believe it or nor, if you just ignore them they get bored and go away.

Honestly though, some of you people are real jerks.

Good luck, Britney! Kf is ass

Thank you!!!

I enjoy reading you page daily; however, the person or people writing the material really need to go back to school. The grammar sucks. Britney was "held up" at her house sounds better than Britney was "holed up" at her house. December 12, 2007 8:08 AM Posted by: Anonymous

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You fucking moron. I think it's you that needs to go back to school. "Held up" means that something kept you from leaving when you intended to. "Holed up" means you close yourself up in some place on purpose.

WTF?? ESL??

Maybe they meant "hoed up".

...hmmm, so where IS ol' Sam Shady, anyway??? Still hiding out, is he? ...

yeah Sam is in hiding...yet he still manages to send a couple words X-17's way....interesting.....

Maybe they meant her hole was up in the air

WHOREible!!!

Yes...shady Sam...where is he hiding? Kaplan is chomping at the bit...she has no idea what she is in for. bbwwwwahahahaha

D DAY FOR X17'S LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEVINS LAYWERS ARE GOING TO TEAR HER A NEW ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we've all seen enough of her holes for 2007. She's can come back strong in 2008, with a stinky new start.

So today's the day she gets deHOsed?

DESPITE OF HOW BRITNEY LIVES,AND HER SELFISH WAYS AND IT COMES DOWN ALL TO ONE THING- BRITNEY IS A LUNATIC PERSON!!!!

I bet Kaplan had to jerk off a few times before today. Go Kaplan. Get K-Fed full custody!

go to www.tmz.com to see streaming live video of the court house.

I definitely think Britney should be disposed.

who wants to see streaming video of her going to court? if we could hear the depo that might be different

Kaplan to Britney: Would you please remove your fingers from your mouth. I can't understand what you are mumbling.

Britney to Kaplan: Yuh?

I hope Kaplan jumps on the desk and jerks off right on her face

Will Brit be on time? LMFAO!!

Britney's most frequent response today will be: Huh?

Her lawyers won't let her say too much

You think she'll be dressed appropriately?

Is Britney Spears set for wedding number three? The former pop princess has fallen on hard times of late with court battles and record flops. One report claimed that she was pregnant with J.R. Rotem's kid, but that has been denied. Now Star Magazine has a spectacular cover shot with Britney sitting on Sam Lufti's lap with a big screaming headline "Britney Elopes!"

Certainly that deserves an exclamation point and the weekly entertainment magazine has it front and center. The magazine has this as a sub-head for the pop wreck and the man that she is allegedly set to make husband number three.

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The cover reads, "Brit has fallen under sinister Sam Lufti's spell and friends fear her creepy new guy has hustled her into a quickie Vegas wedding to get at her $100 Million fortune!" Wow - that's quite the charge. Lufti has already taken heat earlier from another entertainment weekly.

Us Weekly magazine reported that on what they called his "disturbing past" and listed prior restraining orders and aliases that he allegedly has had in his past. Spears' pals worry he is in her life under false pretenses, the magazine reported. "They are frightened," a source close to her parents, Jaime and Lynne, tells Us. "They know she is being taken advantage of.

The first question Kaplan should ask her is why the hell doesn't she take her children home on their visits?

No way she got married to that loser

I hope a sketch artist makes her pussy look less terrifying & banged out.

Please wear knickers brit!! :)

No panties!

WELL I WILL BET ON 2 THINGS SINCE SHE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THOSE POOR BABIES.

1) SHE WON'T EVEN SHOW UP

2)EVEN BEFORE KAPLAN RIPS HER A NEW ONE.SHE'LL STORM OFF ,AND SCREAM KEEP THE KIDS.

I WOULD LOVE KAPLAN TO ASK WHY SHE ALMOST DROP SEAN ,BUT NOT THE GLASS OF VODKA SHE HAD IN HER HAND.

i hate all the bugs this site gives my comp,

Somebody shoot her when she arrives!

lufti to britney
is like stern to AN smith

both taking advantage of drugged up whores
to take their money

I think if Britney isn't good enough for her kids then her money shouldn't be good for them either. Maybe K-fed should start that job flipping burgers at McDonald's now and just raise the kids without her money. Since he's such a loving caring dad, why would he be interested in her money? It says on TMZ that they believe the deposition today will also be related to spousal support. Kfed is such a deadbeat. How can Britney's crazy make him a fucking saint all the sudden. Does anyone not remember him buying drugs in Britney's driveway when she was pregnant with Jayden and Sean was a baby. He's a fucking looser he just hasn't gotten caught because nobody wants to take pictures of him all the time.

At least she'll be lookin real good for the meeting. And if she needs to distract him she can do a Sharon Stone and fire him a shot of her well worn cooter.

People are taking pictures of K-Fed all the time. He hasn't got caught doing anything stupid. He's got the best gig in town. All he has to do is NOT fuck this up, just sit there and shut up. I think a year ago K-Fed would have been running the streets acting a fool with her money. Now he's grown up a bit and has smart people telling him what to do.

WOW why would anyone be wishing Britney or Kevin dead/shot/suicide. How rude guys. I'd like it if they'd all go away but I don't want them dead. Ya'll are mean

WOW why would anyone be wishing Britney or Kevin dead/shot/suicide. How rude guys. I'd like it if they'd all go away but I don't want them dead. Ya'll are mean

The paps stay in Kevin's bushes outside his house It doesn't matter what he did in the past. He is the only one there for those kids now. He deserves more money if he chooses to ask for it. He grew up, she didn't. It's really pretty simple.

lufti told that whore britney, marry me, and sign over all your money to me, and then kevin can't get anymore of your money.
luft, the terroist will take all his money back to the middle east
and britney will be broke and forced to suck cock for money on the streets of hollywood
i love it

Amen Team Kevin!!

Hey I'm here ya'll I've been watching TMZ to see if can get a glimpse of my beautiful girl Brit when she drives by in her car.

The psycho is back.

whore brit won't show up at 10am.
her laywer will say its too early for a pop star to wake up.
look for that drunk slut to show up about 4pm...brit's laywers don't care..they are getting paid per hour.

Grown up people have jobs and pay their own bills. And most men have enough pride to support their own children without having to depend on their ex-wives/baby's mama's jobs to take care of them. Kevin is a loooooooser.....always was and unless he gets a job and starts acting like a man instead of a little bitch he'll remain a looooooooser.

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

well either she didn't show up, she road with someone else, or she took a different route or I missed something. Every white car the paps see they read their cameras like it's gonna be her.
How pathetic is this girl to not be able to get up and be somewhere by 10 in the morning. Shit when my kids were her kids ages they got up at 7am....

10:07 No, there is not bigger loser than someone who selfishly puts their needs ahead of their children and constantly puts their safety at risk. In marriages, the party who makes more money pays alimony and child support. This situation should be no different.

well either she didn't show up, she rode with someone else, or she took a different route or I missed something. Every white car the paps see they read their cameras like it's gonna be her.
How pathetic is this girl to not be able to get up and be somewhere by 10 in the morning. Shit when my kids were her kids ages they got up at 7am....

After watching Britney the past year, I'd say Kevin deserves millions for staying with her as long as he did.

10:07
The California law disagrees with ya and so do I. Grow up!

Would you work if you won the biggest lotto ever? Yeah, K-Fed won and he isn't working either.

it's all in the hearts for her and her family - I am praying for you britney

hi Justins missile *waves* :)

I hope she wears her pink wig to court..that would be Craptastical beyond belief don't forget the stanky brown boots and cheeto stained wifebeater...you must dress to impress!!!
Lufti will no doubt wear the same hat thats glued to his head..a turban with the x17 would look better.

hi Justins missile *waves* :)

I hope she wears her pink wig to court..that would be Craptastical beyond belief don't forget the stanky brown boots and cheeto stained wifebeater...you must dress to impress!!!
Lufti will no doubt wear the same hat thats glued to his head..a turban with the x17 logo would look better.

I'm nuts like justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =) oh shit, that's me too.

:) keep telling yourself that .paranoid much?
You can borrow the name Porkney Spears I think its funny that her fantards slag her off with a diss username *lmao*

when Justins missile and i post at the same time you will see that we are 2 people ..Justins missile and a few others stirring the pot make me laugh..i come to annoy brittards but stay for the entertainment.

You couls also use the name "Its Porkney Bitches!" thats classy like y'all fans like

I've never been to LA, does anyone know what it is that TMZ is showing on their traffic cam? Is this like a parking lot or a public roadway? And why are there people in Orange vests stopping some vehicles and making them open their trunks? Please I'm serious now, all the crazy ppl go away I really would like an intelligent response. I'm confused as to what TMZ's stupid camera is supposed to be showing us, other than there is a lot of traffic in LA.

Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid
bwahahaha btw I am MUCH cruder than Justin, I will straight up tell you to stuff a dildo in that ugly fantard yaphole you call a mouth

TMZ website says: UPDATE: As of 9:50 AM PT, Britney, in typical Britney fashion, has not yet left her house.

Good Luck Brit!!!!!!!!
We your true fans love you and are cheering you on!
LOVE JAPZ

here use this name too :D I can think of many more :) and a few for your mom too while i'm being creative wanna play?

:@ Porkney Spears :@ you got issues my friend please seek help.

TMZ is streaming live outside Mark Vincent Kaplan's offices in Los Angeles to catch the popwreck roll in.

LMAO @ 10:01 (1st)

She won't be there until the afternoon, she's a pop star y'all

Why didn't her lawyers drive her in early today? At least pretend to give a fuck about your kids Brit

Your mom offered me some "help" but I really ain't into doing busted out old ladies ..Shitneysaurus rex looks about 90 what do Y"ALL see in her.

Thanks me, so this must be the road that passes by in front of the office? I see someone in a golf cart what's that about?

Britney's pal Sam tells X17online that Britney is heading back to court this morning to be deposed for her ongoing custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.
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Did Sam happen to tell x17 what time Brit's heading to court?

I'm a bored asshole talking to myself

YEAH ! Why dont Britney's lawyers wake her ass up and make her wear her P.J's to court like Michael Jackson did !
Hahahaha, that would be funny !

This isn't a red carpet Britney, it's court. Show up on time you fucking whore!

Sorry I am late yall, 1st my hair needed a colorin' so i telled Alli to buy me some of that there ding dang hair dye! I ate too many cheetos and slept past my little ol alarm clocker! ding dang.
better get me to the courteroonie wanna run over some pepparonzi's feet..whats a sombrero y'all ahh! somethings on my weave its a big ole hat wheres my woodpecker *trails off into madness*

I like how x17 uses the Tony Parker "story" as a way to deflect attention away from Shitney and the fact that she still isn't at court even though it started a half hour ago. What a great mother! She's a fucking fuck up!! Loser!

I hate her BLACK fake hair !

This fat bitch doesn't know what she is doing.

10:31...very nice!

What a crackhead Spears is.

I agree, this site can't figure out how to spin it to make showing up for court late a good thing

I talk to myself in wierd babble like Britney :)

I married Osama Lufti y'all now call me Porkney Lufti

how bald is she going its like a dogs ass with a few stands stapled to its ass :o

Did anyone honestly think she would show on time? I'd say all bets were off, the stupid bitch doesn't care enough about her children to show up on time, would have looked better if she would have showed up at least a little EARLY.

TMZ is BORING>>>>I hope they aren't paying those photags by the hour. I would say I can't believe she didn't show up but why should anyone be surprised. Typical behavior. Maybe she's scared y'all. (Isn't that what her parinoid ass said the other day while she was eating the bed of her black fingernails?) BLAHHHH this will go on until Jayden turn 18 or until she runs out of money. GREAT.

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So precious.
Love :)

Why did she have kids? If she would have just kept buying K-Fed gifts and blowing him he would have been happy and they would still be together

Sunnyday!!! I always forget to check your myspace when I get home. I can't check it from work. :(

ETs spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Ok, what do you guys think Kevin and his attorney are saying inside his office waiting on Britney ???

Attagirl Brit, be late to show them haters whose in control.

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritrual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)

UPDATE: As of 9:50 AM PT, Britney, in typical Britney fashion, has not yet left her house.

UPDATE 10:15 AM PT: Britney's lead attorney Sorrell Trope has just arrived. Britney's still in bed. (Just kidding)

THIS JUST IN:

Sorrell Trope, Britney's attorney, was just seen in the hallway looking at his watch and banging his head against the wall.

if its anything like her music video she will be 12 hours late. what a drugged out has been

Fucking A...sunnyday is here.

Fucking A...sunnyday is here.

Can't they just give K-fed full custody already? Any idiot can see that she doesn't care about these kids AT ALL. And that she doesn't have the mental capacity to care for them. She can't even take care of herself. She is just a mess.

10.39 Sunnyday
Ha ha ha .....
Thanks for comment.
I write there about my experiences from my "surfings".
Write there bit what souls are , spirits , extraterestials . Some practical tips for those who want who cares for their souls , own human identity etc.Logg in and watch plenty of pictures of icy norwegian nature
Much , much love :)

Britney you are late
I want new pictures to mastubate
while I write lame haiku crap
so Britney buys another frap

ohhh o.o Frappuccino's the very same stinking Shit

Well I will make an effort to get to your page oh wise one!

Give K-Fed custody!!!

According to TMZ, shitney is not coming. She's officially a no-show.

And officially a piece of shit.

It's official, Britster is a no show. And who is surprised by this?

Britney In Deep S***

Posted Dec 12th 2007 1:53PM by TMZ Staff

Sources tell TMZ Britney Spears is defying the legal process and has decided not to attend her deposition.

One source directly in contact with Britney tell us, "There's a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness (presumably she's looking at our live streaming video). The anxiety is making her sick. It's just too crazy."

That ain't gonna fly with the court.

Story developing ...

Unfitney can't be anywhere on time, people, she is a POP STAR! Way too busy doing POP STAR things, like driving to gas stations, Starbucks, convenience stores, etc.
Sickening.

LMAO!! Whatever, if she gave a fuck she would show

dead beat mom too busy snorting coke and drinking redbulls and stealing lighters.
Poor small fry and tatter tot :( so sad merry x-mas little boys spend it with the parent who loves you your daddy ..really sad for them

Sources tell TMZ Britney Spears is defying the legal process and has decided not to attend her deposition.

One source directly in contact with Britney tell us, "There's a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness (presumably she's looking at our live streaming video). The anxiety is making her sick. It's just too crazy."

That ain't gonna fly with the court.

Story developing ...

She can handle the madness to go to Starbucks or the gas station.

Britney, the crazy is in you not outside your window.

Can she get into any legal trouble for not showing up or what ??

It's okay Britney. Here, have a drink and a line.

she doesn't want custody because she would have to stay sober more thann 1 day a week.
She likes it this way she can party and celebrate..new years is coming and she has to have her newly ourchased drug house to party in..no need for kids. My best guess is she aborted JR Rottens kid. she has no remorse just a selfish megalomaniac nothing stops a speeding trainwreck

Brit's sick! According to K-Fed's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, Britney Spears has some sort of medical condition or illness that prevented her from showing up to today's court-ordered deposition. I'm sick y'all!

As for when another depo will happen, Kaplan wouldn't say. But he did say he will seek some sort of relief from teh court. Someone's pissed!
TMZ!!!!!!!!

Of course she aborted the kid. Britney loves abortions!

Hey x17 where's your coverage of her not showing up? LMAO!

X17, call Sam and get the real story. Thanks.

Our sources are telling us that she is sick -- sick with anxiety.

Sorry JJ and SPF momma was too busy doing drugs and playing in her sex room. I called in sick. I have rabies y'all I am foaming at the mouth..naw wait thats just lufti's jizzle on my face ..well if sic in the head counts *shrugs*

K-Fed's Attorney -- "She Didn't Show!"

Posted Dec 12th 2007 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney Spears
Brit's sick! According to K-Fed's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, Britney Spears has some sort of medical condition or illness that prevented her from showing up to today's court-ordered deposition. I'm sick y'all!

As for when another depo will happen, Kaplan wouldn't say. But he did say he will seek some sort of relief from the court. Someone's pissed!

Our sources are telling us that she is sick -- sick with anxiety.

Story developing ...

throw her ass in jail! that's pretty much the only way batshit can be saved from herself...

Our sources are telling us that she is sick -- sick with anxiety.

I bet her ass will be out tonight not looking "sick"

Come on, X17, where's YOUR story, making some stupid excuse for her? What a piece of shit. Poor babies!

Maybe she'll kill herself tonight

Same stinking shit
Same stinking shitney

X17 is coming up with a way to try and spin this for shitney

I knew she would claim to be sick. What a loser. Tonight she'll be out wearing a shirt as a dress and acting the fool again. This woman does NOT want those children.

Since her kids are so unimportant to her that she wouldn't attend the deposition, the answer is simple. Award full custody to Kevin and have her pay him child support. That way she can go back to being a partying lunatic with no self respect or self control and he can go back to cashing in on buying the cow even though the milk was free.
My mother would have walked through fire for me, would have had her limbs ripped off if it was a question of custody.
Clearly, Britney just doesn't care about her kids.
How much longer before her dead, bloated body is found cold on the bathroom floor? Better to get the kids out of that environment anyway, so they aren't scarred for life when they discover Mom's corpse.

maybe she's sick from eating that nasty hair dye off her fingers...isn't that shit Toxic...(no pun intended there). What a lame ass she is. She's had more attention from paps getting her daily coffee and gasoline than "the craziness" today. She just doesn't want to get her lazy ass out of bed and be asked questions she can't answer. 11:10 I bet you're right X17 will have pictures of her later today out fluttering around town in her mercedes with the terrorist, and her black fingers and her slutty clothes that are too small showing her ass off for the paps.....Anxiety my ass

Come on, X17, where's YOUR story, making some stupid excuse for her? What a piece of shit. Poor babies!

Anna Nicole was a crazy woman but she LOVED her son, she would have done anything for him. She wasn't a great role model but she tried to give him a good life. Britney doesn't give a shit about the boys. She's too selfish to be a mom. Give FULL custody to Brit, no visitation!

Ok, I have really been trying to give this woman some kind of sympathy here, but this is too much already. She has NO problem flashing the pink wig and crotch on a nightly basis but when it comes to her kids, she is "too sick with anxiety" to fight for some kind of relationship with them? Because of all the attention around her? Fuck off!!
WTF is wrong with you girl? Seriously?
And to her few fans...don't even try to excuse her behavior!
Fucking sickning!!!!

DOCTORS NOTE, PLEASE!!! And if she shows her sorry ass outside her house today, she should be arrested for contempt of court.

She will be out and about tonight with her dirty hands and fingernails, sloppy clothes and a frap stuck to her face. Sick, MY ASS. I am so disgusted that I can't even believe it.

Trope himself, who never goes to these things wasted his time being there, Kaplan, the others there to observe, the stenographer, everyone sat there while that bitch never intended to go anywhere.

Sick is right. Sick in the head and should lose physical custody permanently.

This is ridiculous. I can't image a mother doing this under any circumstances.

X17 has some spinnin' to do today!

ETs , spirits?
The very same so so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

TAKE HER BABIES AWAY...no visitation...she doesn't deserve it! I would walk to the office on glass if someone took my babies away. She doesn't care about them. SAD.

Hope she pops that zit first.

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tatoos.
Thanks Britney for having improved your language.
Thanks Britney for
having stoped smoking.
No improvement no light...
Love :)

sunnyday is a 45 y/o peadophile.

I'M SO SICK OF HER ALREADY!!! She's out of her mind!!!

"...Hopefully Britney will get through today without much upset and everyone will be able to do what's in the best interests of Sean and Jayden"

wow!! did x17 really just say that??? about time those low-lifes grew a conscious & didn't kiss her ass in this post like they usually do!

god bless those two little angels!!

I enjoy reading you page daily; however, the person or people writing the material really need to go back to school. The grammar sucks. Britney was "held up" at her house sounds better than Britney was "holed up" at her house.

December 12, 2007 8:08 AM - Anonymous

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ummmm...

actually their choice of descriptive was right on point! she was 'holed' up in her house (meaning she purposely stayed in)... as opposed to to being 'held' up (which would mean she was made late or inconvenienced by something out of her control)

of ALL the crazy ass things this site has said, you pick *THIS* to complain about?!

...and why the hell did i respond? lmao! ;)

I'm more worried about Kaplan getting through this without rolling on the floor laughing his ass off at Bozo.

December 12, 2007 8:09 AM - I Love My Pink Wig Yall

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LMAO!!! =) i *SWEAR*, right after i read this i looked up at my tv to see a bozo looking CLOWN!!

...vh1 was playing some clown video (ha! for a second i thought i was losing it! =P)

I'd love to be a fly on the wall....I doubt Kaplan will be lofting soft balls at her...love it!

December 12, 2007 8:12 AM - Anonymous

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omg! so would i!!!! do you think he'll lull her into a false sense of security by going easy at first & then going for the jugular?

go team kaplan! =)

December 12, 2007 8:14 AM - Anonymous
December 12, 2007 8:15 AM - HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
December 12, 2007 8:16 AM - Anonymous (both of them)

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tee-hee!! this room is tooooooo funny today! =)

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December 12, 2007 8:19 AM - Anonymous

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you're a crazy sick whack-job for 'conjuring' up this twisted thought.

Show them some butt Britney! Hope you're successful today Britney!

Luv u!

December 12, 2007 8:25 AM - Britney 4EVER

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ummmm... shouldn't your screen name be Stupid4ever?

I have to say I really am jealous of Britney. Thats why I come here and spew garbage about her. Im a fat miserable person with no friends. I cant even get a guy to fuck me. So I put peanut butter on my ass and have my dog lick it off until I cum.

December 12, 2007 8:32 AM - Trisha

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sweet jeebus! to the sick fuck who is pretending to be 'trisha'...

why can't you & your sick shitney obsession just deal with the reality that MOST OF THE WORLD doesn't approve of her disgusting, selfish, narcissistic behaviour!

trisha, this twisted individual does this to anyone who threatens to shatter his/her dream fantasy of a 'perfect' britney...

just ignore them & pray that it won't be much longer before someone forces them to take their meds!

can you imagine the level of *CRAZY* they inflict on the people in their everyday life?... cuckoo! cuckoo!

"...He's a fucking looser he just hasn't gotten caught because nobody wants to take pictures of him all the time..."

December 12, 2007 9:50 AM - Anonymous

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my gawwwwwd you're a dink!! everyone is trying to get shots of kevin w/the kids so his house is constantly staked out!! trust that he is being watched & britney's lawyers would've been ALL OVER HIM if they had any dirt.

At least she'll be lookin real good for the meeting. And if she needs to distract him she can do a Sharon Stone and fire him a shot of her well worn cooter.

December 12, 2007 9:50 AM - Anonymous

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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

He's a fucking looser he just hasn't gotten caught because nobody wants to take pictures of him all the time.

December 12, 2007 9:50 AM - Anonymous

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whoops! i almost didn't realize that this was annie fat fannie (who cares, xo, etc.)...

if i would have noticed sooner that it was her again, i wouldn't have even responded. anyway, not only is annie fat fannie crazy - but she's stupid too!! she can't properly spell 'LOSER' no matter how many times i correct her! ;)

Hey I'm here ya'll I've been watching TMZ to see if can get a glimpse of my beautiful girl Brit when she drives by in her car.

December 12, 2007 10:03 AM
Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

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oh looky here!!

i'm soooo NOT suprised... annie fat fannie get's called out for her stupid ass post & she immediately starts to pretend to be 'me' because in her TWISTED MIND, *i* am every poster on here...

what a stupid crazy obsessed anal retentive man hating hun she is!

unless he gets a job and starts acting like a man instead of a little bitch he'll remain a looooooooser.

December 12, 2007 10:07 AM - Anonymous

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the only 'LITTLE BITCH' i see here is *YOU* for not being brave enough to post your name crazy obsessed annie fat fannie!

:) keep telling yourself that .paranoid much?
You can borrow the name Porkney Spears I think its funny that her fantards slag her off with a diss username *lmao*

when Justins missile and i post at the same time you will see that we are 2 people ..Justins missile and a few others stirring the pot make me laugh..i come to annoy brittards but stay for the entertainment.

You couls also use the name "Its Porkney Bitches!" thats classy like y'all fans like

December 12, 2007 10:18 AM - @ Porkney Spears :@

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hiya porkney... lol!

i'm glad you realized soon enough that it was annie fat fannie pretending to be me - AGAIN.

and of course she immediately accused you of being me because, well, according to her, i am every poster on this site, arguing w/myself, complimenting myself, commenting on myself...

lol! she's just confusing me with the many voices in her head!

Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid Porney Spears is late better abort the case y'all just like JR Rottens kid
bwahahaha btw I am MUCH cruder than Justin, I will straight up tell you to stuff a dildo in that ugly fantard yaphole you call a mouth

December 12, 2007 10:20 AM - :@ Porkney Spears :@

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HA! that shit was TOO FUNNY!! i'm still smiling as i type this... *WiNk!*

Attagirl Brit, be late to show them haters whose in control.

December 12, 2007 10:40 AM - Anonymous

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more like be late & show everyone who is 'OUT of CONTROL'...

goodness your shitney idol is a huuuuuge pile of hot steaming mess!!

THIS JUST IN:

Sorrell Trope, Britney's attorney, was just seen in the hallway looking at his watch and banging his head against the wall.

December 12, 2007 10:46 AM - Anoymess

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LMFAO!!! what's abso-fucking-lutely HILARIOUS about that 'JOKE' is that it's probably RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Can't they just give K-fed full custody already? Any idiot can see that she doesn't care about these kids AT ALL. And that she doesn't have the mental capacity to care for them. She can't even take care of herself. She is just a mess.

December 12, 2007 10:48 AM - Anonymous

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from your lips to god's ears! everyone wonders the very same things... =(

She can handle the madness to go to Starbucks or the gas station.

December 12, 2007 11:01 AM - Anonymous

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EXACTLY!!! she manipulates every situation to suit her desire(s)...

she should have to FACE CONSEQUENCES for not showing!!

It's okay Britney. Here, have a drink and a line.

December 12, 2007 11:05 AM - Anonymous

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new meaning to have a 'COKE' & a smile... lol!

I bet her ass will be out tonight not looking "sick"

December 12, 2007 11:10 AM - Anonymous

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you forgot to add, wearing a 'SHIRT' as a 'DRESS' & the crazy 'PROSTITUTE VIVIAN' wig...

if *i* saw that deadbeat out tonight, i'd sure as hell point out how quickly she 'RECOVERED' & ask her what it was that she had, that lying narcissistic unfit bitch!

I knew she would claim to be sick. What a loser. Tonight she'll be out wearing a shirt as a dress and acting the fool again. This woman does NOT want those children.

December 12, 2007 11:13 AM - Gimme a break

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HA!! i said the same thing - except i added the 'prostitute vivian' wig, lol!

Ok, I have really been trying to give this woman some kind of sympathy here, but this is too much already. She has NO problem flashing the pink wig and crotch on a nightly basis but when it comes to her kids, she is "too sick with anxiety" to fight for some kind of relationship with them? Because of all the attention around her? Fuck off!!
WTF is wrong with you girl? Seriously?
And to her few fans...don't even try to excuse her behavior!
Fucking sickning!!!!

December 12, 2007 11:26 AM - a good mother

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after *you* vented, *i* felt relieved... lol!

DOCTORS NOTE, PLEASE!!! And if she shows her sorry ass outside her house today, she should be arrested for contempt of court.

December 12, 2007 11:33 AM - Anonymous

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OOOH! can they *DO* that...? i mean she wasn't really supposed to go to 'COURT' exactly but to KAPLAN's office... does a legal dep, still count as a LEGAL COURT PROCEEDING...?