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Britney Goes British

When returning to her home away from home, Britney affected a very Madonna-like British accent while gabbing with our photogs.

Considering that she hasn't spent much time in jolly old England recently, seems like Brit was just taking the piss - but a very convincing one at that!



Wonder what they think of her new video across the pond?

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Posted by: Anonymous

Britney was finally kicked out of the Four Seasons Hotel. She got caught sneaking in the back door. She must have been doing something ilegal or not right to get kicked out of there. Tell us about that X17.



Posted by: xo

what the hell does that mean x17, get out of her ass already & leave her alone. xo



Posted by: nlibre

kasey fucking bitch, whore
britney, we love you, argentina loves you, love the nwe video



Posted by: THE FINAL NAIL IS IN .NOW JUST BURY THE USELESS BITCH

XO U HAVE TO UNDERSATND THAT X17 ,AND BRITZILLA WORK HAND TO HAND.SHE CALLS THEY COME



Posted by: Anonymous

I like her very much. I noticed her him at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true.



Posted by: Weirdo The Weird

Beware of pigs that live in trees, and never ever put a sock in a toaster.

If you avoid those things, you might, just might be okay.

Unless your elbows are made of marmalade!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

New York Post says she was thrown out of the Four Seasons' Hotel so she tried to seak in through the back door. Pleas Argentina take her we will pay you to kidnap her. Thanks. :)



Posted by: Anonymous

wtf? not only is she trying to speak with a british accent...but what does she want with the pap she's looking for?????? sex, drugs, all of the above?



Posted by: Anonymous

britney, argentina loves you! please go visit them....FOREVER!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Sorry but I am British and her accent sucks. We don't want Fatney here.
We have Aussie Kylie, she was the orginal pop princess,since 1988, long before Fugney Spears was even around.
Britney is a Madonna wannabe, but she will never be respected like Madonna.
Britney is a joke. She only appeals to 12 year olds. She needs to stay in LA.
Or better still, ship her to outer space, so we don't ever have to see her ugly face ever again.



Posted by: Anonymous

she is brit, so she is finally trying to speak like one.



Posted by: THE FINAL NAIL IS IN .NOW JUST BURY THE USELESS BITCH

nothing says sexy .

like where can I score some meth in a british accent



Posted by: Anonymous

she shouldn't plague either the USA or Britain with her disgusting existance.....sounds like Argentina wants her though.....



Posted by: Taylor

This girl is such an f-ing dumbass. Not cute, nor funny but a completely bi-polar, chemically imbalanced imbecile. She should be locked up in an institution!!

And HOW MANY TIMES does X17 need to have the same pictures of this moron coming and going from a hotel?? You have ruined this site with your creepy obsession of this fat hillbilly, no talent, horrible mother.



Posted by: Anonymous

WHAT A MESS!!!!!!! Yeah, and she hates to be followed by the paps...is that why she ALWAYS has her dome light on in the car????

Again, what a fucking mess!



Posted by: Anonymous

Soooo I know I know I know, Britney needs to do a lot of things, and making silly accents isn't one of them, but you can't come down on someone for playing around.



Posted by: Anonymous

ok, i'm seriously scared when i see thisngs like that. she obviosly has mental issues or she is just so lonely that she cannot joke around with anyone else but the paparazzi.
christmas is coming up and...
-why doesn't she go home to her mom in lousiana?
-why haven't i seen a family member around her in moths?
Since Sam left she seems to be totally lonely. I wonder who she is texting to all the time , since she hasn't got any friends.



Posted by: Iam who I am

Fuck she needs meds....



Posted by: wanna be madonna ?

admit she calls all the paps up
before she eads out and even asks them " what's happening tonight "
she loves them folloing her and
now maybe
even
buys
drugs
from them or someone who hangs with them ......
that so called english accent was trrible .
that's the second time she has done that .....
i hope she isnt going t move there because they don't want her .....
she might copy
madonna and do a move there though.......



Posted by: emma

british people are ace thats why. woohoo britney come visit us!



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Posted by: Anonymous

err 'wanna be madonna' we do want her here. I think she sounded very convincind, she could potentially be the next princess anne or the duchess of york, perfect pronunciation.



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Posted by: Anonymous

someone needs to off this whore now



Posted by: worst muver

se needs proper help and to
stop
self medicating .
it's obvious she doesnt want these kids,
she is the worst mother of the century.
how could anyone be so bad at being a mother ?
i feel sorry for her poor dogs too, what happens to them i wonder when she gets " home " , her house must be full of doggy doo do,
she s full of doggy do do herself!
if she changed her diet she might get better,
you are what you eat and she eats
junk food .



Posted by: Anonymous

hmm..what did that guy take out of the trunk of her car?
"Please Sir...can I have some moooore?"



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh come on now people..she is just "in character". She thinks the Virgin Mary was from England.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

What a retarded cunt Twatney is.

By the way, what do ya suppose was in those cases that guy took out of her trunk? That was really weird.

But then, Twatney's really weird.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY.



Posted by: Britney 4EVER

Britney is my hero!!

She's so hot!!!!



Posted by: Chris

8:47 if she is your hero than you don't have very high standards!



Posted by: Britney 4EVER

8:56, learn to read!!!



Posted by: Chris

Whoops my mistake, i meant 8:54



Posted by: Anonymous

Gee, it looked like it was luggage that the guy took out of her trunk. One of the items looked to be a makeup case. That is not weird.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

"Luggage"..."makeup" case...uhuh...
...sure...

"Luggage" and "makeup" cases with maybe some fine grade nose poweder from Columbia maybe...

M'k...



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

"Luggage"..."makeup" case...uhuh...
...sure...

"Luggage" and "makeup" cases with maybe some fine grade nose powder from Columbia maybe...

M'k...



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Posted by: Anonymous

9:00-
Yes, of course! I too always stop in the middle of the road for someone to take my luggage out of my trunk.



Posted by: Team Britney

Geesh stop saying the girl is on drugs when she passes her drug tests. AND please don't bother with the one failed drug test that was explained away. Say what you will about her but be truthful about it. I'd rather you call her a bitch and a whore than say she is drug addict.



Posted by: Anonymous

You people that come here to trash people need to get off the computer and get a life. If you don't like someone, don't look at their pics, that simple. what a waste of oxygen you guys are! GO Britney!! She is looking great!



Posted by: Anonymous

You people that come here to trash people need to get off the computer and get a life. If you don't like someone, don't look at their pics, that simple. what a waste of oxygen you guys are! GO Britney!! She is looking great!



Posted by: Anonymous

Boring............!!!! Kick Britney out of your story!! Thanks...



Posted by: Anonymous

She's way too bloody desperate.

Can't wait until she is history.



Posted by: Unfitney fits!

The bitch is miserable as fuck. Paid friends with nothing in common, they just sit not saying anything to each other. What kind of life is that to live?
She should be trying to do everything it takes to get her kids back. She would be surprised at how much joy just being with them at home spending real quality time with them would bring her.
Such a freaking loser. You will regret this one day Britney.



Posted by: Anonymous

she should be spending as much time with her kids as she does with her new paid friend! oh wait the dum bitch ain't got kids anymore!



Posted by: She's mad, mad I say

AHHHHHH, SHE'S GETTING FREAKIER AND FREAKIER. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING TO HELP THIS PATHETIC LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

9:16 AM,ONCE WE GET TO THE COMPUTER, WE SEE BRITNEY ON THE PAGES OF THE MANY DIFFERENT NETWORKS AND ALL CELEBRITY NEWS. SOMETIMES,IT SHOWS UP ON THE FRONT PAGE ON MY YAHOO NEWS! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR US TO DO! FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO ARE SICK OF BRITNEY'S IN THE LIMELIGHT ALL THE TIME, THE ONLY WAY FOR US TO VOICE (UP) ABOUT BRITNEY AND FOR HER TO GET THE IDEA! IT IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU! GET A LIFE TOO!



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG..could it be?? Did I read it right??? I can find a millionaire to love my poor broke ass? Thank you Santa! I knew you were real...I just knew it!!
I'm gonna meet a rich man and he gonna take care of me. I've decided that I will go for an older one. One who is almost blind so he can't see me doing the pool boy. Oh wait a minute..hold the phone..Santa, is Mrs. Claus still kicking around? I love a man in a suit! Keep the hat on if you want Santa. ;)
I am soooooooo glad I came on this site!! Merry Christmas to meeeeeeeee!!!



Posted by: P

Britney4ever, you really must set high standards for yourself if Britney is your hero.



Posted by: Anonymous

her new vids really good.. way better than the one for gimme more! oh and im in the uk and alot of ppl like it lol.. most ppl in uk dnt sound like tht tho aha.



Posted by: FARTNEY

Fartney has only 2 cells.The one is her brain cell,the other is her cell phone.



Posted by: Anonymous

she was NOT KICKED OUT OF THE FOUR SEASONS. Don't you haters read anything?????
She was trying to get in an unauthorized drive and The Four Seasons said she was WELCOME ANYTIME.



Posted by: piece of me is AMAZING

haters hate her even if she does nothing they're so pathetic, x17 LEAVE HER ALONE : you're sooo sooooo soo bored . -________-

she's cute and the new video is very good !



Posted by: P

She is nothing but a selfish, immature, spoiled brat with the mentality of a 10 year old. God, don't ever let her have the responsibility of raising her children. She is such a moron.



Posted by: Anonymous

she's a fuckin weirdo



Posted by: Anonymous

I think Britney needs a vacation. She should get out of Los Angeles for awhile.
Maybe go stay at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida.



Posted by: Daniel Silva

Oh my! She actually did quite a good job, southern English posh totty accent lol! Groovy baby, groovy!



Posted by: P

9:16 - What I need is for you to stop telling me what I need to be doing on or off the computer. I have a life thank you, and this is part of it.



Posted by: Anonymous

9:52 she was kicked out. You hear her ask if she wasn't EVEN ALLOWED in the resturant. Tells me she knew she was banned from the hotel.



Posted by: Drea

Sorry, but no - her "accent" sucks. And if she had spent 10% of the time she spends visiting hotels, gas stations, starbucks, and chandelier shops doing some actual dancing and rehearsing for her "Piece of Me" video, she would have been able to appear in the bathroom dance herself, instead of having to CGI her face on top of another dancer's body... oh no, sorry, she would not have been able to anyways, because she's not as slim as she needs to be to wear that purple dress and look good. And for those who are to BLIND to realize that it IS CGI - play the bathroom dance slowly on a high res version of the video and watch 1) her face appear and disappear over and over 2) her hair is down and curly for one second, then it's up in a neat bun, then it's down again, then it's up in a messy bun, then it's down again... etc. She's too out of shape and lazy to even do that simple dance routine well enough for the CGI people to lift her face from one smooth uncut take! Considering lipsynching in pop videos IS her career, you think she would have made a bit of an effort - but NO! Frappuccinos and the Four Seasons are far more important than doing a good job at what is supposed to be her job! What a lazy cow she is!



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS NOT BANNED FROM THE FOUR SEASONS,SHE HAS TO USE THE FRONT ENTRANCE IS ALL...OH SHE LOOKS GOOD ACTUALLY AND THE ACCENT WASN'T BAD EITHER...



Posted by: BITE ME BITCH

Drea you are wrong her production team said she is an amazing professional...



Posted by: BITE ME BITCH

Another thing when making a video or movie um they have hair and makeup between takes...



Posted by: Anonymous

10:32-but...the point is...she is talking with a british accent. Do you walk around pretending to be someone else? WTF!



Posted by: INSTEAD OF BITE ME BITCH .HOW ABOUT I JUST SLAP THE FUCK AT OF U INSTEAD .

HER PRODUCTION TEAM.LMAO

YEA THEY GOT PAID TO SAY THAT.

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING .



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey everybody I have a solution to the enabling I mean that what you accuse ppl of all the time when we all know you enable every time you post on a blog...BOYCOTT ALL BLOGS AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM TUE,WED,THURS,SERIOUSLY PPL COME ON...SPREAD THE WORD...



Posted by: BITE ME BITCH

NOT ON YOUR BEST DAY SWEETHEART...



Posted by: Anonymous

10:42 Hell no I don't but I was just sayin not bad that's all,I think she was being a smartass...



Posted by: Anonymous

When I saw this video I thought she was transporting the paps cameras for them. You know they can take better pictures of her if they don't have to lug those camera's around on their shoulder while they are chasing her car. I'm sure it isn't but that's what my original thought was.



Posted by: Anonymous

I thought the video was ok,better than gimme more or whatever it's called.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney could do alright in Argentina, don't they have Starbucks there? And she doesn't care about her kids,so, can somebody check her passport?



Posted by: Anonymous

both she and madonna are crazy because neither of them are british in anyway so to have a fake british accent shows how insane they are.



Posted by: Anonymous

"seems like Brit was just taking the piss - but a very convincing one at that!"

What the HELL does that mean? Britney was taking the piss? She probably was while sitting in her car. Remember the pink silk dress that she pissed in while in her car...

Could you TRY to make sense when you write captions? Please?

Britney doesn't have a good British accent and Madonna did it because she was married to a Brit and was all, "I'm British now". Why would Britney do it? Oh yeah, she's CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I like talking in a crazy old woman voice when I'm bored... should I seek help??



Posted by: Anonymous

11:10 AM I have a better idea-instead send her to Venzuelua to spend the night with President Chavez.



Posted by: Anonymous

i know people married to brits and they don't all of a sudden get a british accent. only crazy people do that. madonna and britney are both nuts. they are americans, not brits.



Posted by: Anonymous

It's funny how paparzzi follow her as if she is a huge star she is nothing since 2004 the young generation have no idea who she is i guess x17 and britney have a deal together it's her only way to stay famous without working



Posted by: Anonymous

10:52- Britney a smartass? Highly unlikely.
Maybe she did it thinking no one would recognize her?



Posted by: frEnCh 'sTyle

Bad haters, can you respect her just a little bit? You always insult her like: bitch or things like that...just change, cause your insults are boring. If you hate her, why are you spending your time by going to x17 to look for britney's news. You r all retarted. Stupid haters, have you got any troubles in your life for insult her like you do??? Are you unhappy in your life???? i guess so
Good job x17, it's good for us to know about britney's news.



Posted by: Anonymous

she hates herself... this is why she can't stay home, can't be alone (or alone w/ her kids, since they aren't old enough to tell her how HOT she is, like the paps can tell her)...oh, and the courts said she can't be alone w/ them. Hey, did y'all know that??? She's actually the worst mother of 2007!



Posted by: Anonymous

If talking in an accent makes her feel good, whatever, let her do it. She should go and actually do her deposition, and adopt the accent if that's what she needs to do to be able to talk about things. I don't care how she gets it done, but the girl needs to get over her issues and face her responsibilities.



Posted by: Anonymous

OH no . when, oh when will it STOP. Britney,
now you mimic Madonna with the english accent. Get a clue, everyone laughs at Madonna for that one. Britney if you payed an ounce of attention to the REAL world around you, You might know that Madonna's fake accent isn't cool, its retarded. Although, Madonna actually has an excuse, if you want to call it that, she LIVES there.Still everyone makes fun of her for that one. OH Brit brit, when will you get it, stop copping the negative things other stars do to get attention. It does not work for you, it never did. Make your own mark !

You would get more... MUCH MORE attention if you would simply do the right thing. First, by your children, No one respects you for how you are behaving in your custody case. Being half assed and not focused in that arena is a disgusting embarassment To your Motherhood. Not being a STRONG focused FIGHTER makes you look like a weak pathetic charactor.
Second, Your career the half ass job you do and gross lack of effort is a horrible site and A HUGE Slap in the face to your MOTHER and everyone who WORKED their ass off and sacrafised to get you the money and fame you have NOW. Your blatant disregard for your music and image is a shame and shows your pathetic lack of appreciation.

Finally, Your attention seeking is so obvious, ridiculous and WEIRD. You would get so much more POSITIVE attention if you stayed at HOME focusing your energy on whats important. YOUR KIDS, MUSIC oR Acting talent and IMAGE. LAY LOW, REFLECT , LOOK INWARD then REINVENT and MAKE A REAL COMEBACK. YOU ARE AN EMBARASSMENT PLEASE STOP. You stupid girl, why don't you see what the whole world see's your attention seeking and lackluster effort on the [positive] import things makes you look like the biggest brainless idiot on the planet. You are not an independant single mom, you are a crazy mess.

P.S. take a shower and cut the weave.



Posted by: Drea

To whoever said "her production team said she's a great professional" or whatever - of course they said that! They are people employed by Jive to produce this lazy woman's video - you think they're going to bite the hand that feeds them??????!!! It's called Hollywood, you silly little naive girl, and in Hollywood the name of the game is Kiss Ass and Never Speak Your Mind and Be as Hypocritical as Possible if you want to keep your job! Jeez, some people are naive beyond belief!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Why would she roll down the window and speak in a British accent? I'm sure she thinks she is cute, but it just comes across as retarded and immature. I wish she would think about what people might think about her and how this then affects her career. I get the feeling sometimes that she doesn't care at all about her career, but then why does she insist on putting herself in the public eye all the time if it wasn't for the publicity she is getting?

I would love to hear her in a long interview with someone who won't let her off the hook and asks her tough questions about why she acts the way she does.



Posted by: Anonymous

I like talking in a crazy old woman voice when I'm bored... should I seek help??

December 17, 2007 11:15 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

Well that depends, do you also miss 4 court depositions, ignore your children during a monitor's evaluations, flash your crotch knowing the camera's follow you, seek negative paparazzi attention, frequent hotels, when you have 2 nice houses to live in, run red lights with your kids in the car, run over people's feet- including a police officers, Hit a care and not leave a note, show up to an important Career enhancement meeting drugged up, unfocused, hungover and an umprepared. All while your being watched by your exhusband's Child custody Lawyer in the middle of Your child custody case.
UUHHHHH.....
Then YES you should seek help !!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I want to be her personal assistant. I'd tie the bitch up in her house and let her watch me throw out the trash while she goes through DT's. It would be Osama, Alli, Shit stained couch, alice in wonderland fairy tale costume....etc...then after she got done detoxing I wouldn't let her up until her childish ass admits how wrong she's done her children. Shit by the time I was done with her she'd be on tv begging the world to forgive her for what she's done to her kids. And her fucking multimillion dollar house would be fucking clean!!!!!!!!!!How sad she is.....



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh yeah and I'd flush those fucking cellphones of hers down the toilet so she can actually talk to her children when they are with her instead of texting her drug dealer



Posted by: Sophie

I think its funny when people say her newest video is good as if Brit had anything to do with it. she was told what to do by the director, and i'm sure the editors deserve all the credit for pulling it together. And people give credit to the writer of the song if you like it so much.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sophie has some good sense, everything that is good about her new single was done for her, not by her. Love the lyrics? Thanks the real author, not Britney!



Posted by: Drea

Not only that, 12:12 - people like her HOT body? Well, then they should thank the people who CGI'd her face on some other chick's body in the bathroom sequence and the people who put the spray-on abs on her flabby tummy!



Posted by: Anonymous

What the hell was she high on when she did her makeup? She looks like a CLOWN. Round blush on her cheeks, and the mascara over done. Oh well...she'd do good over at England, Britan. She should hang with Amy Winehouse, now that's a pair and what good news for all of us.



Posted by: Anonymous

british accent?
hahahahahahaahhaah this girl is a JOKEEEEEEEEEE
she is ridiculous.



Posted by: Anonymous

As usual, X!7 is late with breaking Brit Shit news because they haven't figured out how to spin it in Brit Twat's direction.
Hot court news on TMZ and Perez Hilton, it will show up here tomorrow, twisted and distorted to make it look like a Brit-Vagina victory.



Posted by: Larry Rudolph ex Manager

Britney picks up strange Men and Women at the BAR in the FOUR SEASONS HOTEL.

Britney brings to the HOTEL sleazy outfits and WIGS,

then she trolls the FOUR SEASONS HOTEL BAR for girls, and boys to take home to her SEX DEN that was shown in STAR MAGAZINE.

Britney is a pathological Bipolar, and Schizophrenic lunatic. Besides her MENTAL ILLNESS, she has SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. She needs a psychiatrist.



Posted by: Larry Rudolph ex Manager

Britney picks up strange Men and Women at the BAR in the FOUR SEASONS HOTEL.

Britney brings to the HOTEL sleazy outfits and WIGS,

then she trolls the FOUR SEASONS HOTEL BAR for girls, and boys to take home to her SEX DEN that was shown in STAR MAGAZINE.

Britney is a pathological Bipolar, and Schizophrenic lunatic. Besides her MENTAL ILLNESS, she has SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. She needs a psychiatrist.



Posted by: Anonymous

Quote X17: "Considering that she hasn't spent much time in jolly old England recently, seems like Brit was just taking the piss - but a very convincing one at that!"

??????????????? "takng the piss" ????
What the hell does that mean ?



Posted by: Drea

To take the piss - to joke around, to kid around... the expression is legitimate, but since this is X17 trying to be oh-so-british it just sounds lame!



Posted by: someone™

BRITISH BRITNEY, what next, ARAB BRITNEY.

Unbelievable.



Posted by: Andy

Shitneys a piece of shit for acting like an attention whore everyday.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

10:52...

britney is NOT a SMARTass, she's a DUMBass!

tee-hee!! ;)



Posted by: SoirDuCalme

My ex-girlfriend, when I met her, carried a tape recorder around and she'd talk in funny voices and in a made-up language. Then when we were together for three years, she stopped.

But then she was cheating on me, and right before I broke up with her, she started doing it again -- in this really desperate way. So yeah, it is a sign of someone who burns all their bridges and is doomed. The next step is to be homeless and yelling at cars on the side of the road.



Posted by: bag of pubes

If only for ONE WEEK, not one single person would take Shitney's picture. She might actually go "Gee, y'all...maybe I should try this whole motherhood thang I keep hearin' about...NAAAAH."



Posted by: Ale

Jesus! How stupid is she???? Really,please, do tell...HOW STUPID IS SHE???



Posted by: Anonymous

That was so cool Britney!! Now do a Mexican accent, please!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

That was so cool Britney!! Now do a Mexican accent, please!!!



Posted by: Better that u

YOu guy are so stupid and so retarded, u don't have the connections in your brain to understand different behavior than your usual boring poor class life.
she was JOKING do u get that??????
Get a LIFE.



Posted by: Anonymous

I think all you friggin people should just leave brittney alone. She hasn`t bothered anyone and you jerks just keep on coming



Posted by: Anonymous

She's probably missing England. That's all. Or trying to link her British roots (her mum is British).



Posted by: Anonymous

What do we think across the pond?
Well, we think it's insulting and, to be honest America, as much as we love you, you can keep Britney!

She needs a proper psychiatric assessment. If I started using an American accent, I'd be sectioned!



Posted by: Anonymous

Get some help girl. Please, for the sake of those little ones as much for yourself.

You're not going to find happiness down the path you're currently on, and it would be such a shame to waste an opportunity for self fulfillment by choosing fame and notoriety instead.

Please Britney, please get help.







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