Britney Leaves On A Jet Plane!

I hope they check the engine closely...that smoke looks scary.

who cares???????

Come on people. Be nice. :)

apparently you do, seeing as you cared enough (and wasted two minutes of your life) to leave a comment.

What do I think? I think she should go back to Louisiana and stay there, and stop trying to rip people off with her fake ass "performances", that's what I think.

She can't go too far in that jet. One site reported that she was going to INDIA (lmao) to learn new choreography. There is no story too far-fetched. Hopefully this jet is taking her to a brain transplant. All her other body parts are manufactured, might as well be one more.

Another site reported that she was going to Kentwood with Pops and the kids aboard, not to mention the rest of the day care entourage. If I was those kids, I would be scared shitless to go back to Kentwood with her. Things didn't go to well for them last time, huh?

Hope the plain crashes and burns in a firey mass of flames!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh please Lord, have the plain crash with the entire Spears' clan on board. Get rid of the whole Spears clan of inbred cud chewing hillbilly trailer trash skanks. That is the worlds New Years resolution!

Good riddance! The residents of Los Angeles can breathe a sigh of relief while Shitney is gone. It doesn't matter where she went (or with whom); just knowing the egocentric attention HO is somewhere else for a few days is fine and dandy.

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LOL 8:25 and 8:19

Thank God the no talent whore is gone for a while from L.A. Now the city can sigh a moan of releif for a few days, not to mention it will smell cleaner for a bit without her flashing her smelly gash all over the place.

TO: sarah ashley. And you wasted three minutes of YOUR life responding to that poster that does not care about you!

And as for me? well, I have fun responding to idiots like you, lol.

And as for Britney? I have so much fun tearing that trailer trash cud chewing hick from the sticks down. Poor thing, 27 years old and daddy has her under a conservatorship because a court of law found her mentally incapable of taking care of herself and her children. She is a drug addict/alcoholic, failed at two marriages, was carted off to two psych wards and now has no life at all. The people around her create all her "art", if you can call it that. They write all the songs, they fix her vocals on her CD's, since she can't sing. She has to lip-synch on stage, and she can't even dance anymore. They just use her to make more money off of her. She is clueless and has a mind of a mentally retarded 8 year old on psych drugs. Poor Britney, she lives in a living hell just like she said in her documentary. She has no friends, and no one will even listen to her, just like she said in her documentary. The only people around her are her handlers and family who watch her like a hawk all the time so she does not go crazy again and maybe even kill herself. There is no hope for her, just meds and psychiatric evaluations for the rest of her life while her "handlers" make all kinds of money off of her. She will just grow older and more and more mentally challenged for the rest of her life. And her dad "watches" over her money and estate and controls her completely, as she said, she is a prisoner with no friends or life of her own, and she is miserable. Poor Britney.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Selfish no talent whore needs to take care of her kids instead of jetting about.

I hope the plane crashes.

Give her some credit, she's been MIA for awhile now and staying out of the public eye. If a pic of a plane is what we get from Britney nowadays then she's doing something right. My guess is she's heading home to be with her family for a late Christmas & New Years. What's wrong with that? She's getting her priorities straight and it seems you haters can't stand it. Her cd is doing great, she's leaving state with her boys now AND has life together again. I give her props, she's back with it!!!! I think I'm gonna go buy her new cd now....chow!

The plane won't crash and she won't die.
Those kinds of things always happen to
people who don't deserve it like Aaliyah,
Britney is worthless and she deserves to die, but people like her never do.

V.I.P STRAW

Britney is headed to Louisiana wuth her dad and her tow boys. Kevin is in Vegas partying it up with his new girlfriend, who has a criminal record btw.

And they Said Pigs Cant fly!

SS, it's not "chow" - it's ciao!

It was a cute mistake. LOL!

8:49 -
well, aren't you the KNOW IT ALL. I'd hate to be as low as Britney and have someone so negative and unsupportive like you around. While most of what you said is somewhat true regarding the conservatorship and her shotty performances... statements such as "there's no hope", etc, are just plain UNCALLED for. Grow up. Looks like you could write a book. Defensive much?

HOPE SHE LEFT THE COUNTRY AND STAYS AWAY.

8:49 1 - You are so right. Now sit back and watch all of the Britards come & go ape sh!t on you. ha ha

whatever has a pickle up her ass.

I want to be just like britney spears and lindsay lohan when i grow up. With the way things are going now in my life that would be a lot better than what my current situation is. I just found out my dad is gay and my mom is asexual so that means they did not have sex to create me. I was created in a lab and this is depressing to me. The only exciting thing that i have in my life is when my dad takes me for a ride in his spaceship because he is an alien from outerspace. He is in a movie where he plays a nazi and it was released on the birthday of a some jewish guy. Please go see it or my dad might start jumping on couches again. It made $30 million, but it cost $200 million to make so i guess that is close enough to be considered a success. I am really not good with numbers because i am only 2 years old. Please help me. I am under the control of an alien who anyday now will summon his fellow aliens from outerspace to invade earth and destroy it if he is no longer the biggest movie star in the world. My mom can not do anything about it because she signed a contract to be with him for several years to try to repair his image and hide his homosexuality so she is nothing more than his slave. Please save me from them before i become a stepford wife or alien just like them.

other sites are reporting that she is going to kentwood with her two sons sean and jayden for the new year holiday so that kevin can party with his new gf ... kevin is already listed to host a new years party so she is probably with her kids

The food and beverage people must have been confused when they got this poorly written note.
"Ya'll bes git ridda thim see goin cokrochis an smely bait eggz-watchamacallitz-kaviyar? than wes nedd abuncha cans a chaw-lotz a cartins a smokes, sum chhez wiz, fryed chikin. sevril pownds a sugir, grits, m0r smokes-lotz n lotz a smokes! sum smal syzed rubberz , a banjo, sum gud kwalty porn- lik Dady Duz Dalus, lotza biir, sum har alkyhawl -shine be da bes, sum sody popz, a cartin a ChEtoz, coupla possum pysz, sum krayanz fer ma idjit dawter ta drawz pikchirz wit, an ya'll bez not furgit ta put lotz a shiter payper in tha outhouz dis tym as ma idjit dawter dun gotz da shitz an da clap agins!- yorz trooli .j Spearz"

2:21 I had to use the “Hillbilly Dickshunairy” to translate your post.

LOL!

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We Angelenos are thrilled whenever she leaves. We don’t care where she goes.

The smell and air quality in L.A. must have dramatically improved when they departed!

12:40, So whats your point? I always keep pickles in my ass too

You should give gerbils a try Andy. Trust me, you won't be disappointed!

Already been there Mr Gere. I've worked my way up to kittens now. Give it a try, you'll love it. Take it from personal experiance though, make sure to get them declawed first! Loved Pretty Woman by the way!!

^Oops that was me^

Whew, I'm glad I dropped in for a few minutes.

...quickly erasing Vlasic from my grocery list! ;)

Hurry back Britney, honey! You make up nearly half of our profit margin. Without you, we may have to start looking for another job.

Inquiring minds want to know...

Would that be a Teacup Himalayan or a Maine Coon Cat?

LOL!

From all that smoke coming from the plane, they should strongly consider not letting these hillbillies try to save a few bucks by topping off the tanks with home brewed moonshine!

Damn, turn on CNN! Mayor McCheese is having a meltdown. He's locked in his office with a handgun and he's holding the Hamburglar hostage.

That's not smoke from the engine! They needed to vent the cabin from all of Britney's ciggie smoke so they could see well enough to take off!

I thought the Big Cheese and the Turdburglar had a 'thing'? The Spears Klan departing must have really put them in a pinch!

3:25-1 LOL!

I thought Britney was smoking before getting on a flight with her children.

Later!

Are you kidding, she hands her cigarette over to her boys so they can light theirs with the end of it.

Ha! Only straw in her head.

I thought the kids already were taught how to properly use a lighter to fire up their smokes?

some of you guys are rude bashing about britney.. i think britney is going back home to kentwood for the new year eve, i am glad she going to spend more time with her family back home.

3:40 Damn, If I had known I would have bought stock in R.J. Reynolds!

Britney Spears' Wrong Kind Of Circus
12/09/2008 12:53pm

I actually used to admire the Britney machine.

There was something downright awe-inspiring about the sheer audacity of everyone involved in the project. Long after the woman-child at the heart of it all had been exposed as simple, talentless and lacking even the most basic interest in her "art," her people forged on and continued to produce material under the Britney brand.

People would write songs for her, she'd come in and croak out a few notes before going back to her Cheetos, and then someone would ProTool the hell out of the whole thing. Soon enough, the world would have another collection of easily digestible, thoroughly disposable and somewhat amusing commercial pop music with barely any input from Brit Bot.

I appreciated the twisted honesty of the whole situation: Britney wasn't an "artist" and no one was really trying that hard to pretend she was. In fact, there wasn't much effort being put into the pretense that she was a necessary part of the process at all. It was almost like a performance art piece on the superficiality of modern mainstream pop music and tabloid fame.

As Britney's mental issues became more and more apparent, though, the spectacle became a lot less entertaining. It's one thing to laugh at a woman who spends all of her time hanging out at Taco Bell drive-ins being half-assedly propped up as a pop princess. It's an entirely different thing to watch her go through a very public breakdown and then have her dragged through the entire process again.

On the surface, Circus is a lot like the Britney albums that I found so perversely entertaining. It's still full of the guilty pleasure, aural-equivalent-of-McDonald's-food kind of songs that made her so popular in the first place. But upon further listens, there seems to be something more mean-spirited going on this time around. The joke's no longer on the record-buying population; it's now on Britney herself.

This is most apparent in "Blur," a track about waking up in a stranger's bed and not knowing what she's done the night before. If Britney had actually recovered and written the thing herself, it might have been a cheeky, self-aware take on the past few years of her life. Seeing as it was written for her and she's obviously not all there, it just comes off as terribly exploitational and creepy.

There's also a cruel irony that runs through the title track. At best, it's painfully clueless to have a 27-year-old woman who's under conservatorship to her father sing about being in the middle of the ring and being in control. At worst, it's an outright mockery.

Most of the other tracks are pretty innocuous. There are the usual songs about boys ("MMM Papi, "Unusual You"), fame ("Kill The Lights") and single entendres ("If U Seek Amy"), but even their substance-free fun can't distract from the ugliness of the greater picture.

Britney's definitely in a circus. It's just a shame that no one is willing to tell her she's not the ringmaster, she's the freak show.

www.chartattack.com/reviews/63815/britney-spears-wrong-kind-of-circus

The review concluded with �Get it from iTunes�

LOL!

You guys can post WHATEVER you want, the album is already a success and Britney is at her peak.

That was a great review! Good job R.W.S.!

Just in case I missed you in the newest thread...

Goodnight Anon 10:34!

"Britney is at her peak"

You need help as much as she does

December 29, 2008 3:26 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

That's not smoke from the engine! They needed to vent the cabin from all of Britney's ciggie smoke so they could see well enough to take off!
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Loves it! pics look just like that's the deal!