Britney Loses Her Way, Keeps Her Cool

Still with the fake British accent. I've had ENOUGH of this wreck....please, quit posting about her. The woman needs some serious help and you paps definitely aren't it.

she really needs to just hire a limo driver.

it's not a paparazzow friend but one who sells Mercedes

What a completely pointless, vacuous existence.

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FUCKING METH-HEAD!

Just watched that vid and that fuckin' freak is SOOOOO methed out!

If she's not on something that's trippin' her arrested developed, dumb-as-a-bag-of-rocks brain then she's even more whacked than people think.

Oh, she may have some sort of real mental problem, such as bi-polar disorder, but her real problem is in consciously playing head games with herself and all around her.

The real crux in all this is her vast wealth which allows her to fuck around like this without any real consequences, other than losing her kids, which she clearly has no problem with. After all, folks, the bitch did just buy a fucking 2 person only vehicle. That shows she's clearly thinking about her kids, 'eh.

No, I'd have no problem in considering that she might be bi-polar, but I know a number of those folks and over all, even when NOT on meds, they function. If not on meds they just go through greater ups and downs in which they get impulsive or extra cranky, and even more manipulative. Somewhere in these types brains they do know they have a problem, hence their manipulating people and their own realities. That doesn't make them "smart", just...manipulative.

But, unless they're one of the rare extreme ones, they don't go whackjob like Fuckney does.

She knows what she's doing and because her wealth allows her to get away with it she is merrily just rollin' along, literally and figuratively.

Sure is amusing to watch, though, as ya know, she thinks she's all that and four fuckin' bags of chips! But instead is merely one empty bag that's been chucked into the gutter.

Still! We can aamuse and distract ourselves for a few minutes checkin' in on her, posting some laughs and making fun of her and her idiot fantards!

CARRY ON, BRITNEY, YOU CRAZY BITCH, YOU!

Her facial expression looks WEIRD !
SHe needs to get some SLEEP !!
She looks like she has been awake for days !

I think all the car dealerships in CA should ban Britney from entering their showrooms.

that poor little dog wishes it were a PIT BULL so it could rise up & rip SHITNEY's throat out.

she is looking so old.where are the kids supposed to go? no room for a car seat bitch!! dumb fucking paps need to stop lying to her and kissing her ass. start telling her the truth, like: stay home, take a shower, stop talking with that ridiculous accent, act your age, take those stupid hair extensions off, and stop wearing the same stupid ass jeans, your going to get a yeast infection.

hahahaha I'm gonna call Sam up!!

hahahaha I'm gonna call Sam up!!

you all are mean, look at her expressions, she obviously needs guidance, i feel bad for her, the paps should just stay away for a while.

you all are mean, look at her expressions, she obviously needs guidance, i feel bad for her, the paps should just stay away for a while.

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Her stupidity is getting so old. Somebody close to her needs to call her out on her irresponsible & narcissistic behavior, tell her to get her head out of her ass & behave like a grown up! She'd more concerned with running around town acting like an idiot than showing up in court & fighting for her kids. Good Lord this woman is maddening!!! IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, DUMBASS...IT'S ABOUT THE HUMAN BEINGS YOU CHOSE TO PUT ON THIS EARTH!!!

THEY COME FIRST!!!!

please god, do not ever let those poor boys get in a car with this fool. i hope the judge is looking at all this crap-and what about the phone call with the boys. did her crazy drive interrupt
that.

AMEN Montana Mike. I completely agree.

I like how a female pap asks her if she wants her to go with her and Bitchney says no but then asks a MALE to go with her, what a Skank. She doesn't have to worry about being lost because she was lost long ago! If she would keep her ass home at night she wouldn't have to worry about it. Dizzy? Yes she sure is...haha

X17 is really bad liars. Kept her cool? She was screaming I'm scared and dizzy. That's hardly keeping her cool. Look at her face. Nuff said on that one.

You call THAT display, "keeping her cool"? WTF! And this is rich: "Of course, she had a little help from a new pap friend - and judging by the guy's wide-eyed smile, he was more than happy to lend a hand!" I love how x17 thinks that everybody is just THRILLED to be GRACED by this slut's presence. If anything, he's smiling because he knows that now he's got a story to tell.

Can't *anybody* get that girl to wash her hair??? She looks downright crusty.

I only have one request x17.. next time your paps are following her around, tell them to tell her to stop talking in that RIDICULOUS FAKE 'British' accent... that's my only request. Please.

If they would also like to throw in that she's a fucking nut job looney toon who needs to stop wearing ugly ass noticable extensions, wear not see through shirts when its 50º outside, singers really shouldn't smoke, ask her what she is doing in her life to improve herself and get her children back.. those would all be appropriate questions as well.

Thanks

Wonder why x17 never brings up the fact that their girl only speaks in foreign accents now? Or the fact that her weave is nasty, ratty and disgusting? Or the fact that she ho's herself around in ridiculous (unsexy) tramptastic clothing? Or the fact that she doesn't care enough about her boys to go to court and fight for them? Or the fact that ......

LMAO beth!! :)

ANONYMOUS 7:55!!

I know ya likely don't mean it that way, but dammit! I gotta say it!

What Bitchney has hangin' from her empty Swamp Slut head is...

NOT HAIR!!!!

It's either some cheap ass plastic shit or some shit from the ass end of a horse or jackass.

Nothing personal, not necessarily callin' ya out. I'm just tired of people, especially her fucked up idiot fantards refering to that tangle as "hair".

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She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
,but don't know ih it is her.

YO YO YO! JUSTIN'S G!!!

All y'all...er...I say, guv'nuh...you wrote:

that poor little dog wishes it were a PIT BULL so it could rise up & rip SHITNEY's throat out.

January 30, 2008 7:42 AM
Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!!

I've thought the same damned thing with not ONLY Crapney's skanky ass, but Paris and a few others as well.

Hey, you dumbass celebritards! Put the fucking doggies down to be doggies, not fucking fashion accessories and baby substitutes!!!

Dumbass Celebribitches!

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"...she had a little help from a new pap friend"

Are there any other kinds of friends?

Her hair is horrible! Her own hair has to be long enough to lose that weave. Meanwhile, maybe she just needs someone to remind her "you realize you're not British?"
She probably just forgot where she was born.

ANONYMOUS 8:21 #2!!!

IT'S NOT FUCKING HAIR!!!

What Fuckney wears is FAKE "hair". It's some goddamned equine ass-end tail stuff or some synthetic crap!!

BUT GODDAMMIT! IT..IS..NOT...HAIR!

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I'm really surprised she didn't know how to work the GPS... NOT

Perhaps Mercedes needs to add a new mode to the GPS that guides you aimlessly around LA via random gas stations, Starbucks, Rite-Aids, and Mercedes dealerships.

It could also automatically provide destination info to X17 and the other agencies to save Sam the trouble of calling in the info himself.

Now THAT would be progress!

"Keeps Her Cool"

"Cool"? What "Cool"? Sorry, but there is NOTHING "Cool" about Britney Spears.

hahaha!! raspy...

imagine if all the little doggies rose up against the celebitches on one night? that's a horror movie i would pay to see!! :)

xoxo ~ jglad

Shes gonna die or worse she is gonna kill some innocent person...get her off the f---ing road you paps are as crazy as she is....shes a great case study though

Pathetic need a life Jglad is so fucking stupid she confuses all her own personalities and gives herself away. Any minutes her other 20 names will begin talking to each other. SICK BITCH

Anyone who says this is the behavior of someone with bipolar disorder should be ashamed. She is an INSULT to people who are bipolar.

This is NOT how people who are manic depressive act. This IS EXACTLY how people who are sketchy, paranoid and delusional from crystal meth act!!

EXACTLY 8:35!!

She's a goddamned meth head!

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You Bet, Justin's G!

Hey, maybe SO WHAT! could work up a whole scene for us with a title like "When Celebrimutts Attack!"

Ha!

Hey, gotta jet. Take care and keep 'em frothin'!

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i'm watching the E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY - 'BRITNEY SPEARS FALL FROM GRACE'

they're talking about how she LIED & said "I WAS SCARED & TRYING TO GET MY BABY OUT OF HARMS WAY" when she drove with sean on her lap away from SUPRISE! SUPRISE! a 'STARBUCKS'...

another person said 'WE WERE WAITING FOR HER TO NOT BE A 'GIRL' ANYMORE & BE A 'WOMAN' WHEN SHE HAD SEAN... & it NEVER HAPPENED"

someone else said "britney has taken criticism because she is a MOTHER yet still living a SINGLE LIFE"

she's a disgusting dirrrty ditch pig!

What a mess she has made of a life that once had so much potential and knew no bounds. Watching her now makes me feel like I do when a crazy homeless person approaches me rambling and ranting incoherently. She is a mere shell of the woman she once was and there is no turning back at this point. Watching her make a fool of herself every single day and night is painful knowing that the help she needs is at her fingertips if she would just take it. Children NEED a mother and I am at a loss as to why she doesn't see that. I can't blame Kevin for not wanting to subject his sons to her craziness. I know I wouldn't want her anywhere near mine. What a waste.

People will soon get tired of her trips to the drugstore, gas stations, etc. What's going to happen to her once she is no longer news? It seems to me she loves the attention she is getting, and it doesn't matter to her whether it's bad or not. Just for the hell of it, the paparazzi should take a day off and see what happens...

People will soon get tired of her trips to the drugstore, gas stations, etc. What's going to happen to her once she is no longer news? It seems to me she loves the attention she is getting, and it doesn't matter to her whether it's bad or not. Just for the hell of it, the paparazzi should take a day off and see what happens...

BWAAAHHAAHA. THAT PAP LOOKS SCARED SHITLESS...HAHA

HOT OFF THE TMZ PRESSES!!

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Spears Goes Nuclear On Sam

Posted Jan 30th 2008 2:54PM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears went berserk on Sam Lutfi this morning -- swearing at him in front of paps, yelling for him to "Please f**king get out of the way!"

Brit and Sam argued over who would drive Spears' new car, after pulling over near Britney's Summit Circle home -- and she screamed at Lutfi with the British accent, scolding him like a child.

Oh, The Britney Spears LOCOmotive just a-keeps on barrelin' down those tracks at warped out methadone speed!!

FOOKEN 'EH GO, GUV'NUH!!

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If Britney only had a CLUE that the only reason they follow her is for the death shot. They are waiting for suicide or an accident....nothing more.

Britney is a psycho AND an idiot. Take her license away before she kills someone.

that pap looked even more lost than britney is. ha poor guy

Why does Brit need to fight for children the world deems her unfit to care for? I would'nt want to be a single mom...let Kevin continue to do so....be a dad..so many men run from this responsibility! She should only visit until she is ready for full time care...did we forget all the seeds kevin left around...he's not complaining why are you all? Britney is doing what so many young people are doing....living life to the fullest...if GOD spares her life...she will grow-up and have an Awesome story to tell.As for the hair...well i do'nt know...the jeans...don't know that either...hanging with the fellas...i agree...women can be crunchy and volatile...sleeping with them all...who cares..everyone that's posting..is some sort of undercover something..as for the paps... they are doing there jobs! i'm praying for us all..we are allowing them to keep their jobs by posting,reading, and buying their mags..we contribute also...Britney is doing her thang...just as some of you are...some of you retired your card!

Brit lost her way a long time ago. I really think she is beyond help. Iam so done. This is the last time I write about brit brit. I have more important things in life BYE BYE BRIT BRIT

Brit lost her way a long time ago. I really think she is beyond help. Iam so done. This is the last time I write about brit brit. I have more important things in life BYE BYE BRIT BRIT

OMG! He is also Brittish! I heard him speaking at her on tmz, outside the drivers door. "Just take it really slow."