what a geek

FIRST!

first

Britney . My soul , that inner light . So presious ...
Love :)
solarsmile@hotmail.com(Oslo)

"Britney, my soul, that inner light...."
What the hell is that. Solarsmile is more like Pyschokiller

she looks better, she is right, though, when she wrote on her website that her life is surreal.

please don't break people's anonymity at the level of press, radio and film, though, ok, x17? you called him the chairman of AA, haha! do you have any idea if what that means?

Britney . ETs , spirts ? Same stinkig , dead shit.
No thanks !
Love :)

What's with all the head scarfs? She looks ridiculous.

What's with all the head scarfs? It looks stupid.

whats with his hair? eeewww he is so ugly.
X17 where is our queen Paris, please give us some news or pics on her.

Britney .
My soul , that innocent child in me . So presious
Love :)

Britney. Thats where you take me , bab...
Love :)

u dumbasses, that's her bodyguard, the same one that saved spf's life when the dumb ho almost dropped him on his head in nyc.

u dumbasses, that's her bodyguard, the same one that saved spf's life when the dumb ho almost dropped him on his head in nyc. he had a moustache back then.

Oprah has a good quote that applies to haters on this board..."You can't hate others without hating yourself."

u dumbasses, that's her bodyguard, the same one that saved spf's life when the dumb ho almost dropped him on his head in nyc. he had a moustache back then.

Britney is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.

SpecimEn! Use spellcheck, people! It will make you more credible.

Where is K Fed? X 17 can you update us on his whereabouts? When is the last time he saw those kiddies?

nunya rocks - give her a job, x17, aight.
by the way, i was first (WHO the fuck cares)

OOh Brit Brit looks hot!! Real makeup from the makeup counter and everything!! Clothes matching and the jacket is soo cute!! brit makes me so happy when she looks this good!!!! Love ya baby!!!!!!

I must say the outfit does suit her. Good job!

brit is also sporting the new amy winehouse beehive hair collection, available at target.

If I were Amy Winehouse I would contemplate suicide.

Now Brit, I'm impressed. This is more like it - a man with some maturity AND some of his own money. You are going in the right direction - don't let the press or anyone else ruin it for you, keep all the gooey details private and enjoy! This is the kind of man that will keep your interests and your boy's interests at the top of the list.

8:19

I know!! hahaha

Party at the Malibu beach house today.

SHE LOOKS BETTER!!!!
give her a break!

IF they have a relaionship it wont last...he will get tired of her and her stupidity. Ya'll.

ITS HER BODYGUARD, LOOK AT THE VIDEOS!

JESUS.

SHE LOOKS AMAZING!

I think he's kinda sexy and hot

Wooo she looks so nice in this pictures

That doorman looks like George Jefferson!!

A girlfriend said she hung out with her dad Jamie and that he likes to flaunt his stuff. He can flaunt it to me anyday, seriousely.

well atleast she's picking a guy that has a nice career and is loaded, far better than baby-making k-fed, i just hope she can put up with his steriod demeanor. best wishes however i have a feeling they will never ever get married. why does britney look so "bloated" is she pregnant again?

It's only her bodyguard not John Sundahl

George Jefferson? Are you kidding? Try harder.

Her Dad flaunts his stuff? To his daughter? Well that would explain ALOT.

What is she going to do? Burp around, like she did with Kevin, during dinner? Niiiice. Real classy.

she may have gained weight...but her legs are gorgeous.

She looks good, hot. What she did with her hair was kind of weird, but that's fine, she looks good anyway.

I don't know who is he, but I hope she'll be very careful. If they love each other, then good luck for them:)

Raven Moore, is that you? You me and Jamie, a threesum. The 3 amigos. Fun uh?
We could say we been speared in the rears by Jamie Spears. Britney should write a song about that one.

Seafood diet - oh I get it thats hilarious. Great Shirt dude I love message t's

Bloated=Booze

He is more than a bodyguard. Went the night started...her hair was all pulled up. After they stopped at the Four Seasons...her hair was a mess!!

He is more than a bodyguard. When the night started...her hair was all pulled up. After they stopped at the Four Seasons...her hair was a mess!!

There's something I couldn't undersatnd. One moment there was a girl with a short wig sitting next to him, and after a few moments there was a girl with long her smoking? Which one of them was Brit? Or that Brit was both of them?:/
Thanks.

She looks great here and I like the way she wears the scarf...very Jacquline Kennedy. Wish you the best!!!

BODYGUARD
BOOTYGUARD
.......SAME SHIT!

BODYGUARD
BOOTYGUARD
.......SAME SHIT!

BODYGUARD
BOOTYGUARD
.......SAME SHIT!

She looks great here and I like the way she wears the scarf...very Jacquline Kennedy. Wish you the best!!!

The guy is a GEEK...again, Brit go home and spend some time with those poor kids that you gave birth to!!! Jesus!

yay....brit is happy..where is that single?

www.youtube.com/katy7777

AWESOME LEGS !

;)

IT'S HER BODYGUARD!!!!!

You guys are reaching and it's sad. Your credibility is sprinting away from you guys. Sad.

Stop while you're ahead.

Yeah she has a wealthy older man... a laprechaun she found at the end of the rainbow when she was stoned out of her mind hehehehe. Lets be real, no respectable man with class and money in his right mind would go out with Britney.

I do believe that is her bodyguard from the time when she was in ny last yr - same one - about time she has class

she look HOT

where the hell is your skanky cousin ALLIE? i thought she was always with you, i guess she has traded you in for avril for now maybe she got tired of your crotch so now she's licking avril's

if he's so wealthy why is he driving HER car.

He's dorky just like BS...for waering that dorky 'seafood diet' T-shirt.

Look at the second photo. She looks like Ms. Piggy from The Muppet Show! ah!

BRIT,THE BLONDIE WIG LOOKED HOT ON U,STICK WITH THEBLOND HAIR COZ IT'S UR NATURAL HAIR!!!WOW IT'S BEEN SO LONG SICE U SHAVED UR HAIR AND UR REAL HAIR MUST BE LONGER THAN THE BLONDIE WIG!!IM SO EXCITED 2 SEE UR HAIR AGAIN HONEY...CANNOT WAIT TILL THE SINGLE'S OUT!!

he must be the only person left in this world who will go on a date wit her..it's kinda sad, because 2 years ago she could have anyone she wanted!!! now all she can get is average poor guys that have no car, so they drive her around in her own car and she pays the bill... ahh the life of a rich pop star

10.11 her natural hair colour is brown....

I don't believe that's Britney. No brown boots, no article of clothing about to malfunction. It's an impersonator.

She's disgusting and should jump off a bridge and drown. justbendover, you out their?

Anon 9:55 You can lick me, front and back if you like

wow britney looks good,
SEXY LEGS!!!!!
yeah but i think that's
her body guard.
hey what's up with the new single?!?!

There is no way a guy that is loaded is going to wear a shirt and shoes from Walmart. He has to be the bodyguard.

she's so pretty

Carla,
Don't you dare use my Great Aunt Jacqueline's name in the same sentence as Britney Spears'. Ms. Spears is nowhere in the category of Ms. Kennedy-Onassis. The other comments are entertaining. Your comment is truly offensive! M

She looks great here and I like the way she wears the scarf...very Jacquline Kennedy. Wish you the best!!!

July 6, 2007 9:07 AM
Posted by: Carla
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LMFAO!!! You are silly! Never in one hundred million years could this skank touch a Jackie Kennedy fingernail!

God she looks hot.

OMG britney is so hot... but i think her boyfriend is hot too ... he got a nice body... and dont u think he looks like ben stiller? lol ... thats my opinion.. he HOT and brit too of course

OMG britney is so hot... but i think her boyfriend is hot too ... he got a nice body... and dont u think he looks like ben stiller? lol ... thats my opinion.. he HOT and brit too of course

she thinks that by dating a much older man that he will be better for her,

WRONG WRONG WRONG...she's looking for a father figure.

and she's SO DESSSSSSSSSSPERATE for a man love and attention she falls so easily for anything they tell her.

Get this girl a make over!!! She looks ghastly...

Mags from Canada

Check out this hilarious picture of Britney Spears on prettyontheoutside.com. They did a parody of her website, photoshopping her bald head onto that stupid white gloves picture of her from a million years ago. Priceless.

http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/

Britney Spears sent the Pantages Theater in Hollywood abuzz on Thursday night when she showed up to catch a performance of the musical Wicked.

The recovering former pop star sat in the second row watching the show with her sunglasses on, sources tell PerezHilton.com.

Then, she did the unimaginable! Bitch walked up and left. Right in the middle of the first act!!!

That is beyond rude, especially cuz Wicked is not some snoozefest.

Britney must have ADD! (Amongst other things.)

Compliments of PEREZHILTON.COM

HI BRITNEY, I'M GLAD, U ARE BEATIFUL, STAY AWAY FROM COMMENTS FROM PUSSIES AND CUNTS, MUAAA, LINDSAY, I LOVE YOU TO!!! LIVE EARTH, TOMORROW!!!!!

Britney is hot

Britney is hot

she looks happy♥

can i say yuck!

BRITNEY, MUAAA, LINDSAY, MUAAA, MADONNA, MUAAA
LIVE EARTH TOMORROW!!!!!!!!! GOING GREEN
LIVE EARTH MAÑANA!!!!!!! PONTE VERDE

"You can't hate others without hating yourself."

:]

www.96fix.com

ughhhhhhhhh he is fuckin gross kfed is a hottie compared to that nasty monkey fuck

well fuck me in the neck.. she changes men like I change panties.

He Still looks odd.

wow Britney actually looks good!!!

wow Britney actually looks good!!!

wow Britney actually looks good!!!

wow Britney actually looks good!!!

wow Britney actually looks good!!!

wow Britney actually looks good!!!

she looks nice,where´s is the new single comes out ? tomorrow ? x17 plz say the truth don´t play games with the fans

well fuck me in the neck.. she changes men like I change panties.

He Still looks odd.

That dude is totally SIMIAN!
He's a MONKEY MAN!

The poor Bastard. She probably PAYS guys to be seen with her. No one in their right mind would date her. She is crazy!

The poor Bastard. She probably PAYS guys to be seen with her. No one in their right mind would date her. She is crazy!

WOW!!! She looks beautiful!!!!!! Love BRITney!!!!!

The poor Bastard. She probably PAYS guys to be seen with her. No one in their right mind would date her. She is crazy!

The poor Bastard. She probably PAYS guys to be seen with her. No one in their right mind would date her. She is crazy!

The poor Bastard. She probably PAYS guys to be seen with her. No one in their right mind would date her. She is crazy!

is her bodyguard,plz people don´t be so stupid

I can hate others without hating myself just fine. Thanks though. Oprah is overinflated...opps, uh I mean has an overinflated ego.

"You can't hate others without hating yourself."

:]

She does look surprisingly better in that first pic. Wish she would drop the stupid scarfs that she always seems to be wearing now. Looks like she has a bit of the Amy Winehouse thing going with her hair -- although that could be unintentional.

Lets see if she can keep it up or if she reverts back to her horrendous fashion selections.

Maybe she is going to try out for another "roll".

Dumbass.

Maybe she is going to try out for another "roll".

Dumbass.

he is her bodyguard! idiots!!! ignorant poor people!

Maybe she is going to try out for another "roll".

Dumbass.

Maybe she is going to try out for another "roll".

Dumbass.

to anon 10:11am and lelo

YOU TWO AND A FEW OTHERS ARE TALKING TO BRITNEY DIRECTLY AND PRAISING HER LIKE YOU AND HER ARE (LIKETHIS) AND SHE SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU AT 7:30 TONIGHT TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU ALL ARE PARTYING AT TONIGHT.? SMELLY GIRL COULD GIVE "2 BAT SHITS" ABOUT "YA'LL". STOP PATTING HER ON THE BACK FOR BEING AN ABSENT MOTHER.

to anon 10:11am and lelo

YOU TWO AND A FEW OTHERS ARE TALKING TO BRITNEY DIRECTLY AND PRAISING HER LIKE YOU AND HER ARE (LIKETHIS) AND SHE SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU AT 7:30 TONIGHT TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU ALL ARE PARTYING AT TONIGHT.? SMELLY GIRL COULD GIVE "2 BAT SHITS" ABOUT "YA'LL". STOP PATTING HER ON THE BACK FOR BEING AN ABSENT MOTHER.

Maybe she is going to try out for another "roll".

Dumbass.

get out here tmz people

That doorman is soooo HOT! I wonder if he gives mustache rides?

That's funny. They actually look like a cute couple.

Britney . My soul that fragile , innocent child in me. So presious...
Love :)
solarsmile@hotmail.com (Oslo)

She should concentrate on taking care of her kids.

i want to hear the new single i can´t wait until septemeber omg is to much time

That is not John Sundahl. They showed his pic in the National Enquirer when they interviewed him. That guy looks nothing like him. It is her bodyguard, the one that saved her baby from falling.

Oprah is a food addict. She doesn't love herself. Screw that fat bitch.

is her bodyguard stupid x17

what does oprah here?

LOL@Oprah That fatass tells people how to diet just like fat Dr. Phil LMFAO

i love you britney,and he is her bodyguard

The only thing worse than hating someone you don't know is loving someone you don't know. And that 'someone' doesn't give 2 fucks about you fans unless you have a good coke connection!

Enabling an addict is sick shit.

i love you divine queen b
i cant wait anymore for the new album

i love ya girl , take care

I suggest she read the book "Single and Loving It by Kate McVeigh.

the princess is back ,just wait and see
madoona i love you♥

Before anybody calls us haters, you have to be aware of this:

Being critical - and God knows there is no creature on Earth that deserves criticism more - voicing our opinions and concerns and not screaming "OMG Brit,I love you!" all the time does not mean we hate her.

We are just being realistic and choose not to worship somebody blindly, especially if that someone does not deserve it. We also choose not to be obsessedly in love with trashy, talentless, incompetent,unattractive and needy people who are on top of it vindictive and complete skanks. As a result of such decision, we also do not buy CDs of such people, should they ever happen to make one, and we do no scream we love them every time someone mentions their name.

Because we are able to reason this way and live logically and normally, without obsessions, you fans downright hate us. Yes, it is YOU who are haters so everything you say about hating, actually goes for you ib the first place.

divine queen of all the media

Nunya - you're the only one on here that got it right! Keep it up!!

Why get personally offended at some random person's text about a former pop star?

I heart you Marla! XOXO

can you say "co-dependency" brit brit?

marla are you a kelly clarkson hurt fan?

Does she have a stain on the front of her dress? She is such a 'tard!

marla who is your favorite pop star?

New Orleans radio station confirms they have the new Britney Spears single and it will be played on Monday at 12:00p.m. and they said it will be the biggest summer single and it will probably be Britney's biggest song yet.

Source: envy forums

Talk about some possibly big, BIG NEWS. X17's inside sources close to The Divine Miss B are telling us that the pop star's newest single - from the album we are all anticipating - will be dropping as soon as 7/7/07 - which is THIS Saturday!! Are you floored? 'Cause we are! We'll give you more updates as soon as we get them. And in the meantime, let's cross our fingers!!

There's a rumor that scott storch will put 77 seconds of a new britney's song this Saturday.
moreover there's a rumor that BritneySpears.com will be updated and have the new song for background.

i got this info from an italian site,breatheonbritney.it

we want more divine queen b pic

a confirmed rumor LOLOLOL

all that rumor is drive me crazy

fans love ruben more than they love britney!

i´m mid fan and mid hater

i was the web master of world of britney.com for the last 4 years
and now i´m the biggest webmaster of all
the media ,ihate britney now because she don´t want to gift me 50,000 dollars
in november so i hate her for that

luv ya girl divine queen b

If John is any part of A.A. he would know how wrong it would be to date
Britney.
A recovering addict is often told not to date a new person or create a new relationship for at least a year after leaving rehab.
Also, for someone supposedly higher up to get romantic in her with all the turmoil in her life is unethical at the very least.
He is in he newest National Enquirer gushing about their love. Blah

national enuirer?whoooooo

She is so cute

yeah but better in blond

She is so cute

nice legs♥

This is the BEST Britney has looked in awhile. I really like the matching scarf and skirt. She looks great.

fans = obsessed with reuben whatshisname

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=466566&in_page_id=1773&in_page_id=1773&expand=true#StartComments

Britney can't stop flashing her ass

nice legs full of cottage cheese YUMMMMMMMM

HAHAHA!! read this : www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=13&num=13936

britney is suing clear channel and that radio dj guy for the ball billboards,

i doubt clear channel is going to give a rats ass about her new single.

they can boycott her on the radio all they want.

even pia zadora has a few fans

britney flashed her nasty ass again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney = PWNED by ClearChannel

holy shit clear channel owns everything! britney will never get played

That is one ugly guy. Even if (a big IF) he is wealthy - he's only looking to become even wealthier by fucking that stuffed pig named Britney Spears.

Gross bitch can't keep her ass covered up

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=466566&in_page_id=1773&in_page_id=1773&expand=true#StartComments

Britney is seriousely retarded. She dresses like shit and wears stinky boots.
I want her dad jamie and jbo

Looks like we found the missing link...this guys fucking ugly!!

someone is obsessed with Andy..

She is still a fat cow that needs to be a mom and learn how to dress. BTW, he looks like a gorilla.

ahh...theyre so cute together at least she is happy thats all that matters.

Luv u brit and suntowel

(i mean sundowl)

LOL

Her legs, AHhhhhhhh !!!

http://www.infdaily.com/

Britney's fat legs and mystery man solved!

far out leave the poor girl alone what has she dont you you all?????//// your just jellours

IT's her body gaurd. u guys are such idots. lol. go to britnetexperts and look it up. it shows everything. ha! losers!

She should be with Justin not him.

It's Jemaine Clement! Brit is dating Jemaine, the Hip-Hopopotamus! Kewl.

http://www.hbo.com/conchords/video/index.html

AA does NOT have any such thing as "chairmen" of their meetings. They have people who volunteer to make coffee and set up the meeting but that's it. Also they don't have sobriety "supervisors." She may be fucking somebody from her meeting, but that's all it is.

she should be with her sons not him

i think that she looks much better with blond hair to if i had all that money i would look damn good all the time and hire someone to help me look the best. i would also hire a spelling teacher casue i thinks i miss spelled some words on here but oh well

Looks good? Sexy legs? WTF? The girl has more bumps on her legs than a motocross track. Why would someone sane who has so much cellulite wear such a short skirt? SANE- something she is not.

Andy 8:38am You really are a dimwitt if you think we'll believe that crap coming from someone who does not know who to spell seriosly.Nice try!!

SCARY COUPLE!!!!

When will Britney finally understand that she does NOT have a body of the 15-year-old to wear outfits like this. For goodness sake, hire a stylist and learn how to dress appropriate for your age - get some tips on how to be classy and still look sexy from JLo, Gwen Stefani, Heidi Klum and other hot celebs. Grow up already!

The next "Fugs and Jugs"...hahaha

i would like to help with her life and make her a better person. have gone through a similer thing in my life. would make divorcedlife.com my website to help her go through the stages to get her back on track. it worked for me could work for her.