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love you Britney

I'm praying for Britney and her children.

she looks very nice and thin:)

I heard that that Brit only showed up because she heard that there would be "baristas" there. Once she found out that the room was actually filled with "barristers," she high-tailed it out of there.

You guys, just wait 'til Brit's new legal team from the newly established firm of Ghalib & Lufti take over. Those guys kick ass!

OK, well maybe so far they've only kissed ass & pumped gas -- but...

Hot mess what a worthless fool she is.She prefer to sleep with any loser than fight for her kids. She got to be the wrose mother ever.

BRITNEY, you look absolutely beautyful!!

I don't have to pray for Britney because she looks fine to me. She's lost all the weight, she can go back to work or do anything she wants to do. She's rich and money is coming in all the time. She can do whatever she wants and doesn't have to worry about money or anything.
The boys are with their daddy, and they are protected and having fun playing and eating normal food. Seems like everybody is happy. Britney's happy, K-fed happy, babies happy.

She can't show up for court on time, how in the hell do you think she can get out of bed in the morning to take care of those kids???
CA needs to take them away and fast.

They had to postpne it because she was LATE, don't make it sound like it got postponed for good behavior

Kevin can get in and out without being seen,Britney could to but loves the attention to much good or bad..The paparazzi have kill your career!!And you love it!!WHATS UP!!!!

does PAYLESS make dresses now...?

Liars. Nothing was postponed. She was deposed for all of 14 minutes because she showed up so late. It was always scheduled to go from 9:45am until 11:45am with another deposition date later.

From a real news source...

Asked if he got information he was looking for, Kaplan replied stoically, "In 14 minutes?"

He described her demeanor as "cooperative," and said the appointment was only scheduled from 9:45 to 11:45 a.m. "I would've preferred it had gone on longer," he said.

The attorney added that he hasn't decided whether to pursue sanctions against Spears for being late. He also said another deposition appointment had been set, but gave no details.

Although he said Spears gave a reason for being an hour and a half late, he did not specify what the excuse was.

she's a pathetic excuse for a human being. pls let there be such a thing as karma.

Maby she need some Benzodiasepine?
This is really hard for her.

Red dress for a court date.Thats Funny!

1:15pm you said it. If only X17 can post the real news and not this bs

YEAH WHO GIVES A SHIT, IF SHE REALLY CARED ABOUT HER KIDS SHE'D FUCKING HAVE THEM BY NOW, MOVE ON TO A DIFFERANT STORY, THIS IS OLD, HER LITTLE SISTER IS BETTEER!

TAKE THE KIDS AWAY SHE DOESNT DESERVE NOR WANT THEM!

Although he said Spears gave a reason for being an hour and a half late, he did not specify what the excuse was.

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it's NOT an 'excuse' it's a 'reason'...

the 'reason' being she's a fuckin' idiot.

Billy, if I didn't already have a fabulous hub-man, I swear I would hunt you down and make an honest man out of you.

I love funny people like Billy!

she w(h)ore THAT to court? looks like a fckin hooker. her legs look like tree trunks andher back looks like a foot ball field. she may have washed her hair though. who goes to court uber late dressed like a whore?

Britney is the biggest IDIOT - she could care less about those poor boys. I hope K-Fed gets 100% custody and a good percentage of this bimbos income. He deserves every penny.

Thanks, EA. Being hunted is one of my fantasies.

Billy, if I didn't already have a fabulous hub-man, I swear I would hunt you down and make an honest man out of you.

I love funny people like Billy!

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get your eyes off of him! i've ♥ 'd billy before you did!! =P

Seems like since she's late all the time or doesn't show up at all because she feels sick or woke up late that they just get fed up with her. It doesn't look like she gives a rats ass either way. She's going out tonight. Maybe she's going to meet Adana later.

She's just putting it off again until later. Geez, just pull it together and show up like you are supposed to - and not in a backless slut dress either.

Has this twat ever been less than 2 hours late for anything? Selfish, rude, arrogant, lazy, inconsiderate, unreliable, irresponsible, stupid slut. She will never, ever get her kids without a monitor because she is a complete incompetent.

What is on her right foot that looks like a big sore...ewwwww

This was just another photo op for the attention whore.

SELF-CENTERED SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So now that she's made it (albeit over an hour and a half late) to one depo you think she'll blow off the next four again? I can't believe how much I despise this woman. Her poor boys. How will they feel when they are old enough to learn how little their mother fought for them.

Is that a tattoo on her foot?

jglad:

Now you're just makin' me blush. If I had a dollar for every time someone said one of my stupid jokes was funny... well... I'd be violating the writer's strike.

That is where she dropped the meth pipe on her foot and burnt it

1:35 lmao

*BRITNEY* FANS ARE ALL MORONS (JUST LIKE HER).

think i'll check out the other sites and read the real story

x17 is like FOX news, they leave out parts of the story

does PAYLESS make dresses now...?

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HAHA that is hilirous. Does goodwill have dresses? She look like trash. Lynn fail to teach her about how a "real woman" should behave. JUstin is glad he out of this family and count his blessing everyday. He have all clasy girlfriend. Kevin is learing the hard way. He had a wonderful girlfriend/mom to his kids shar but decided to dumb her because of money. Now her learning the hardway and I know regret everyday of his life why he had to make such a mistake.

meth pipe HAAAAAAAAA

Please, keep that dress when you meet your kids!

Her "loyal fans" must be brain dead as well!!!

Wow...X17 is really losing my views. Why the hell do you people support this piece of trash?! Maybe X7 writers have lost their kids and can't do anything right either. Quit sticking up for this dumbass. It's people like you that make her think she's some goddess. Geez.

Now you're just makin' me blush. If I had a dollar for every time someone said one of my stupid jokes was funny... well... I'd be violating the writer's strike.

January 3, 2008 1:34 PM - billy

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BLUSH AWAY BILLY!! ;)

have you seen the posts where i absolutely trip over myself 'fawning' over you...? *WiNk!*

you prob just posted & left but after you were gone, i commented more than once on the absolute 'HILARITY' of your literary prose (posts). i didn't assume you were a striking writer though... are you?

SORRY about that man. i hope things get worked out soon. i mean i don't give a RAT's ASS about you personally but GREAT-GOOGILY-MOOGILY!! i needs me some FRESH 'COLBERT REPORT'!! hahaha! just kidding, i care!

actually, i've been VERY interested in writing myself for a while... if i'm not being too impertinent, do you have any suggestions?

THANKS! xoxo ~ jglad

The latest round of Q&A with Kaplan & Britney ~~ here's what went down.

Kaplan: Ms. Spears...do you realize you are almost two hours late for this appointment?

Brit: I am? Well..ya know..when you live the life of a popstar you're always on the go...sometimes I am up til 2-3 in the morning just trying to find a fix...I mean...a pap to hook up with...I mean a hotel to stay the night in.

Kaplan: Okay then, please state your full name for the record.

Brit: My name is Britney Jean Spears-Alexander-Spears-Federline-Spears and oh yeah, {gum smacking sounds} sometimes I go by Queen B.

Kaplan: Well...that's all we have time for today. Until next time.

1:42 Brain,
do you have a brain?
Kevin is very lucky for adorable kids plus a big house with a pool and a big income from Britney. Money enough for his other two kids. Money for a bodyguard and a nanny.
Do you really think he regret that?

teekay!!!

i posted the game on another thread... did you see it? AHHH the memories!

and the new one was HILARIOUS!!! =)

xoxo ~ jglad

Just a day after her lawyers deemed her "impossible," Britney Spears has put on her cooperative face and appeared at her long-awaited deposition.

What finally got the 26-year-old mom of two to K-Fed lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan's office? Sources tell PageSix.com that Kaplan was planning to ask Judge Scott Gordon to hold the singer in civil contempt for failing to show at multiple depositions, which would have put the pop tart behind bars.

Brit, who was scared away from her last scheduled deposition by swarms of cameras at Kaplan's office, arrived at 11:15 a.m. PST.

A hot pink cocktail dress with a plunging back. For a court date. Such class.

Notice she's carrying her stolen lighter... coincidence much?

Kevin is learing the hard way. He had a wonderful girlfriend/mom to his kids shar but decided to dumb her because of money. Now her learning the hardway and I know regret everyday of his life why he had to make such a mistake.

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lol! at the 'GOODWILL' comment!

and you're so right!! i wonder if he lays in bed at night & contemplates his life regretting that he left shar - although britney did bless him w/2 beautiful boys so i am sure he wouldn't change a thing!!

but he prob still feels REALLY BAD about leaving shar after experiencing SHITNEY as a 'WIFE & MOTHER'.

teekay that was hilarious!!
(1:48pm)

1:48 hilarious

Do you really think he regret that?

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i'm sure he regrets sleeping w/SHITNEY!!

lookout! BEAVER ALERT! BEAVER ALERT! AAAACK!! is shitney flashing us again...?!

Hello EA and J-Glad!!

EA I have been trying to catch up on your posts- hope you had a wonderful holiday!

Man, x17 is making money hand over fist on this trainwreck.

Give'm more (nice "name" btw)
I know you're right and I hate that I'm contributing but I just keep getting sucked back in. Part of me wishes she had just not shown at all so that Kevin could be awarded permanent custody and this mess would be over! Of course I'm sure she would have pulled some other crazy antics to stay in the limelight though!

hey alice...

you enjoying the show? lol!

xoxo ~ jglad

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY!LOOKS LIKE K FED LAWYER NOT TO CONFIDENT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS EVEN SCARED! MAY JUST BE ME BUT I GUESS THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT

lol! at the 'GOODWILL' comment!

and you're so right!! i wonder if he lays in bed at night & contemplates his life regretting that he left shar - although britney did bless him w/2 beautiful boys so i am sure he wouldn't change a thing!!

but he prob still feels REALLY BAD about leaving shar after experiencing SHITNEY as a 'WIFE & MOTHER'.
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Thanks LOL, I am sure he feels very bad for what he did to poor shar after he experience first hand what a trash he marry.In the end all of the money could not keep him from going away from the marrige.I don't blame him,He need to apologize to Shar. I know shar said she forgive him and how they are BFF. Shar is a strong woman and she had the last laugh in the end and continue to everyday.

Hey Tune In/2:11-
You may want to lay off whatever you're smoking. Kaplan has NOTHING to be scared of and the only truth that's going to come out is that Britney is a big zero in the mothering department.

hey j-glad!

you know what's sad.. i really keep hoping she will hit her rock bottom so she can get better. i went through a bad period in my own life and had to hit bottom myself. i am truly lucky it wasnt NEARLY as bad as hers. ; )
i just wish she would wake the hell up and see that she is throwing her life away!! and not just hers but she's making her loved ones suffer too.
but she has to want the help herself so...

meanwhile i really just wish the best for the babies... : )
...and am glad they have a daddy like Kevin to love and protect them through this mess.

Hey, Alice Malice! I was in California for a bit so I was MIA here over the holidays right up until the new year...if I'd had an ounce of sense I would have STAYED away, LOL. I can't *BELIEVE* X-17 is praising her for her "cooperation"...after not showing at ALL five times and being HOURS late today! I know I shouldn't be surprised...but WOW, when she finally crashes and burns (probably a literal case of crash & burn bearing in mind how she drives) X-17 is going to be RIGHT there..."Our girl Brit's neck is broken and she may not make it, but check out that bangin' bod and gorgeous smile! Any time SHE smiles, WE smile!" Barf.

EA hilarious!

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY!LOOKS LIKE K FED LAWYER NOT TO CONFIDENT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS EVEN SCARED! MAY JUST BE ME BUT I GUESS THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT

I'M LOL, EA

Alice ,The question is when will she hit rockbottom? If what she been through is not rockbottom than I am afraid to c what her rockbottom will be.
Kaplan is timing her and giving her more rope everyday to hang herself.

i WONDER IF SHE CALLS GAS 'PETROL' AND THE TOILET THE 'LOO' WHAT AN IDIOT

i hear you alice...

the ONLY way for this self-centered bitch to PICK HERSELF UP & TURN HERSELF AROUND is by finally crashing & burning & hitting ROCK BOTTOM!!

felicia (her long time assistant) was oh so right! i wish shitney would have just BLOWN the WHOLE THING OFF instead of being HALF-ASSED as USUAL & 'PRETENDING' like she gives a damn.

Hey EA!
I agree- I really think if she was actually punished for her actions (like the rest of us) it might wake her up in time. Jail might do her good- could save her life!!

She sure is taking her damn time getting to rock bottom. It's going sooooo sloooowly. Just when I'm ready to say 'i've had enough of this crap' she does something idiotic to keep me coming back. Damn her.

She just showed the world how insignificate Sean and Jayden are in her life.

You're right Justin. She did just enough, the bare minimum, to keep her tree trunk legs out of jail.

I think I am addicted to Guitar Hero 3. I hate Slash and I most especially hate the devil.
And, oh yeah, Brit sucks and so does the Commish for FAILING to do his job.

Her brown boots would've MADE that outfit.

this board needs some HUMOR!!! do y'all remember 'TEAM KEVIN's hilarious game from the last time...? Ask a question like your Kaplan then answer it like your Britney! Let's see what you got!

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KAPLAN: Have you ever stolen anything?
BRIT: Well, I did steal a Bic lighter but y'all know that I'm country, right?

KAPLAN: How would you describe quality time with your children?
BRIT: Ding Dang Y'all! Going through the drive-thru, running red lights and spending time at the Four Seasons.

KAPLAN: Do they have toys at the hotel?
BRIT: Toys? What kind of toys? Like vibes and dildos? Oh, no... they don't have any toys.

KAPLAN: What type of meals do you feed Sean and Jayden
BRIT: Meals? I don't understand. Oh, you mean what do I feed them? Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.

for those that didn't read this is what the boys had for their Thanksgiving Dinner with their momma. No turkey, no dressing, no cranberry, no mashed potatoes... they had pb&j sandwiches at the Four Seasons!

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KAPLAN: do you know why you are here today?
BRIT: huh? *CONFUSED LOOK*

KAPLAN: do you really believe in time travel or were you just high in that video?
BRIT: huh?? *BIGGER CONFUSED LOOK*

KAPLAN: why are you always getting lost when driving around LA? are you under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol or just stupid?
BRIT: huh??? *REALLY CONFUSED LOOK*

KAPLAN: what size clothes do sean & jayden wear?
BRIT: who are sean & jayden...? *DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS LOOK*

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KAPLAN: Can you please give us one example of a time you had fun playing with your boys?
BRITSTER: (silence) *crickets*

KAPLAN: OK, let's try something else. Can you tell us about some of your happiest moments?
BRITSTER: Oh sure. Like, my, like birthday this year was a totally kick-ass like time. We, like, Sam, Ali and I crashed some boring ass party and did lines in the bathroom all night. Then, we, like, went back to the Seasons and stood on the balcony so, like, the paps could take our picture. It was awesome.

KAPLAN: Ok you ready to start?
BRIT: I need a break, be back in 10.

KAPLAN: What are some of your son's favorite bedtime stories?
BRIT: Umm, well, umm, we don't really do bedtime stories. I like to just drive them around to get them to fall asleep.

by – various anonymous

this board needs some HUMOR!!! do y'all remember 'TEAM KEVIN's hilarious game from the last time...? Ask a question like your Kaplan then answer it like your Britney! Let's see what you got!

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KAPLAN: Have you ever stolen anything?
BRIT: Well, I did steal a Bic lighter but y'all know that I'm country, right?

KAPLAN: How would you describe quality time with your children?
BRIT: Ding Dang Y'all! Going through the drive-thru, running red lights and spending time at the Four Seasons.

KAPLAN: Do they have toys at the hotel?
BRIT: Toys? What kind of toys? Like vibes and dildos? Oh, no... they don't have any toys.

KAPLAN: What type of meals do you feed Sean and Jayden
BRIT: Meals? I don't understand. Oh, you mean what do I feed them? Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.

for those that didn't read this is what the boys had for their Thanksgiving Dinner with their momma. No turkey, no dressing, no cranberry, no mashed potatoes... they had pb&j sandwiches at the Four Seasons!

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KAPLAN: do you know why you are here today?
BRIT: huh? *CONFUSED LOOK*

KAPLAN: do you really believe in time travel or were you just high in that video?
BRIT: huh?? *BIGGER CONFUSED LOOK*

KAPLAN: why are you always getting lost when driving around LA? are you under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol or just stupid?
BRIT: huh??? *REALLY CONFUSED LOOK*

KAPLAN: what size clothes do sean & jayden wear?
BRIT: who are sean & jayden...? *DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS LOOK*

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KAPLAN: Can you please give us one example of a time you had fun playing with your boys?
BRITSTER: (silence) *crickets*

KAPLAN: OK, let's try something else. Can you tell us about some of your happiest moments?
BRITSTER: Oh sure. Like, my, like birthday this year was a totally kick-ass like time. We, like, Sam, Ali and I crashed some boring ass party and did lines in the bathroom all night. Then, we, like, went back to the Seasons and stood on the balcony so, like, the paps could take our picture. It was awesome.

KAPLAN: Ok you ready to start?
BRIT: I need a break, be back in 10.

KAPLAN: What are some of your son's favorite bedtime stories?
BRIT: Umm, well, umm, we don't really do bedtime stories. I like to just drive them around to get them to fall asleep.

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hahahaha!! i'm glad you CAUGHT that...

You look more proper and redo than ever.
I believe your comeback was too early for you, as your kids where so small. I remember your new manager told you to do it, LAX, MTV, Album, videos even though you hesitated or didn't want to. Is that true?
Seemed extremly stressy for you that time but it's NOT too late to get your kids back without a monitor, partial. I believe you love your kids, you just need a rest from work.
It's hard to know before you have the result, you'r so young and you can get well and get your kids partial.
Forgive yourself, seak a psychologist who you can trust, that will help you getting stronger and stand the anxiety. I'v tried it, the best to heal a hurted soul.
Love you!

HAHAHAHHAA

she is so beautiful. every time i signed in CelebMingle.com and there were always
many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site

Shitneys probley going to lose her kids.

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I believe you love your kids, you just need a rest from work...

January 3, 2008 2:42 PM - A woman

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the SENTIMENTS you expressed were VERY NICE - but when exactly has she been 'WORKING'...?

try telling that to all the MOTHERS (& fathers) w/real jobs who still manage to hold it together for their kids!

Shitneys probley going to lose her kids.

Shitneys ugly as hell.

I just read that Brit won an award for the "Worst Hairstyle of 2007."
Wow that's really shocking.
hahahahahahahaha

Shitneys probley going to lose her kids.

January 3, 2008 2:47 PM - Andy

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hi andy... *WAVES*

how are you today? did you think she was going to show?

Hey, y'all, Andy's here!!

Shitney doesnt give two shits about those kids because shes too busy whoring around on the streets everyday.

i don't even think she managed to pull her "look" together for the deposition. i think the depo was a half hour pit stop on her way to meet a man (sam, adnan, anonymous, etc...maybe ALL of them). i mean, she washed her hair....that's like a hard core sex signal for shitney. she wants to mate! fucking gross animal. i hope whomever she hooks up with pees on her weave.

If shitney cared so much about her kids then why did she miss so many court dates? So now shitney decides to show up? Shitneys a bad excuse for a mother and she doesnt give two shits about those kids either.

to 1:11 - you sound like Cartman on South Park. "I do what I want."
So having money and being "thin" makes a person happy?

Britney is tremendously messed up. She never grew up and behaves like a 12 year old trapped in a - what is she 25? - year old body. No one ever told her 'no' so she truly believes that she can do no wrong. It's sad. Her children are suffering for it. And the way she's going, she'll end up dead in no time at all - I'd be stunned if she hit 30. I just hope that her wreckless behavior doesn't harm any innocent bystanders. We see how responsible she is about hit & runs. One day, she could kill someone and drive away. And since she's never been held responsible for any of the other illegal activity she's taken part in - much of if well documented - she'd be stunned that she was charged with vehicular manslaughter.
At this point, the best we can hope is that she only ruins her own life.

3:04, don't insult cartman! LOL

YEA SHE ONLY HAD 13 MINUTES OF METH LEFT

2:53 "hard core sex signal" LMAO!!

Shitneys going to lose her kids for sure because shitneys too busy whoring around other men.

justin's glad,
a real job and a private life is much easier than this business where you have to act sexy, look perfect and deal with paps and moneyhungry "friends".
Do you have a overprotecting mother and a father that ignored you??
Look at LiLo, she shined up when her father came back and got well.
Look at all girls that passes out, just to get someone to help them.
Something is wrong with society now.
I never took drugs but other crazy acts to get attention. Whent to a doctor and a psychologist.
(I'm married now.)

The next depo, just have the whole damn day set aside just for her. Only two hours set aside, they should have know it would take that long just to get her focused.

oh gawd that justin's glad is at it again. what an idiot. can't you get a real job or do something with your time besides cut, paste and comment on everybody's posts? I for one and SICK of you.

You forgot to mention she was 2 hours late....nice.

Shitney looks like a fat hooker inside the picture.

3:12
And don't forget to factor in the 'restroom' breaks every 15 mins.

Billy you rock. Your posts are so damn funny.

Andy are about 12. He's sorry 'cos he can't even get a whore!

3:13
wtf r u talkin about? it's been quiet here until you showed up with your nasty accusation

What would you have to complain about if jglad wasn't here 3:13?

She's rockin the cockatiel look again. Go Shitney. You never let us down.

I thought I was freed from her, I swore I was, and then she does something like actually show up. This is the most interesting thing she's done in weeks! I mean she was terribly late, which is ho hum same old, but she was there! I'm shocked shocked shocked. Maybe she cares just a little? I guess I'm not free from the Britney drama yet :o(

Shitney dresses like a fat slob because she looks like one.

I can't imagine showing up for a deposition dressed like a HOOKER. And no bra, either !
The reason it was postponed was because she no longer has a lawyer !! LMAO !!

People were justing posting nicely until YOU showed up to start something. Maybe you should consider seeing a psychiatrist for your anger issues. In case you hadn't noticed - nobody likes you.

that was for 3:13

Shitney boobs looks like their about to fall out of her top part of her dress because she has no bra on.

Wasn't it nice to NOT see papz surrounding. They had to keep the butts across the street. I was very surprised to see she could walk form the building to the car without striking a pose.

3:19 The ONLY reason she showed up at all was because there was a good chance she'd be headed for the clink if she didn't.

Tina
You know she thought she was dressed conservitively.

When she went in she wasn't carrying and purses, bags. When she come out she was carrying a purse and something that looked like and piece of luggage. Maybe Kevin sent a care package, just in case she was sent to the Gray Bar Hotel.

Shitneys probley going to lose custody of her kids for not being there.

Get your fact right ya morons, the depo lasted only 14 mins. and ended when it was scheduled to end. Apparently she had trouple getting her hands on an 8 ball, gurl needed a quick hit so she would understand all thise complicated legal terms like custody and parental responsibility.

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People were justing posting nicely until YOU showed up to start something. Maybe you should consider seeing a psychiatrist for your anger issues. In case you hadn't noticed - nobody likes you.

January 3, 2008 3:21 PM
Posted by: yikes, now he's REALLY gonna lash out!!

Who the hell are you addressing ? Ass Hole. At least state WHO you are attacking, MORON.

She looks so old and haggard.

who the f*** cares with britney???PLEASE x17 dont deal with her..

In the video below "Breaking News..." Brit talks to the driver and ask something and then says "figure it out".
It seems like the driver in the big black car doesn't find the way to Kaplans office.

Yike's was referring to 313, the anonymous poster with the same warm, glowing personality as you, Trey. Better know as the serial poster.

3:41, so why do you deal with her?
x17 and all paps earn their living on Britney.

She is a very plain looking girl, with a dumpy, frumpy figure. That dress looks cheap, like it cost 2 bucks, but it's probably just her that makes it look cheap. she is a disgustng human being and a selfish horrid excuse for a mother.

How about telling the truth for once? It wasn't postponed...she showed up late and the depo has to be continued because SHE WAS LATE. It's not postponed. The only person at fault here is BRITNEY. You guys are pathetic.

USA is a freaking country!
Why don't every citizen get a lawyer for free in custody battles.
Is that why some are so angry? Unfair!

Shitney makes herself look like a fool when she was talking to the driver.

I tend to question all the Shitney supporters on this blog, what kind of people support someone who is CLEARLY unfit to do life period, let alone be a mother. I'd be looking inside mysewlf is I was you.

3:53.....ummmm...huh? speakada english?

Shitneys too stupid to show up on time because you know that shes doing that on purpose.

Andy, doll, when does she ever NOT make herself look like a fool? So, to that point, maybe she always looks like a fool because she is in fact....a fool.

they should really teach a college course on these stupid hollywood trainwrecks....the main anchor of the course being a case study devoted completely to miss shitney jeans smears herself.

ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN HELD IN CONTEMPT AND PROBABALY SEEN A COUPLE OF DAYS. IT DISGUSTS ME THAT SHE IS ABOVE THE LAW AND WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT SHE KNOWS IT.!!!

4:02
I don't understand the laws patience with her either.

there are new witnesses scheduled to be deposed....Included on the list is former Brit bodyguard Lonnie Jones, who hasn't worked for the singer since 2006 when he sued her for unpaid overtime. Another Spears security staffer makes the cut — Anthony "Fat Tony" Barretto (below), who said in September that he had witnessed Spears engaging in "nudity, drug use and safety issues, post-rehab." And Christina Cindrich, currently an actress, represented Pennsylvania in the 1999 Miss Teen USA pageant, at which Britney performed.

the courts in california really set a bad precedent in their unequal treatment of celebrities. in the good old days, they would have had a revolution on their hands....too bad we had to go and get all civilized and shiz.

Yes, Andy, she IS doing this on purpose. Just to let all of us know just how insignificant her children are to her.

P.
Doesn't it make you lose respect for the judge? I definitely have. I mean seriously, enough is enough already, its like she is purposly making him look bad. I;d definitely teach her a lesson. Too bad she didn't have Paris's judge.

They shouldent even give her the kids back because shitney doesnt give two shits about those kids. Shitney doesnt care about them either.

justin's glad,

a real job & private life is much easier than this business where you have to act sexy, look perfect & deal w/paps & moneyhungry "friends".

Do you have a overprotecting mother & father that ignored you?? Look at LiLo, she shined up when her father came back & got well.

Look at all girls that passes out, just to get someone to help them. Something is wrong with society now. I never took drugs but other crazy acts to get attention.

Whent to a doctor and a psychologist. (I'm married now.)

January 3, 2008 3:12 PM - A woman

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i'm sorry but i totally disagree w/you saying a regular job is "EASIER" than a hollywood one!! a real 9-5 job 5 days a wk (sometimes MORE) 4wks a month, 12 months a year (minus vacation) is something britney COULD NEVER HANDLE!!

speaking for myself, i'd much rather have a Hollywood job w/let’s say an intense 3 mos of hard work to train for, practice & put together a movie/show/ or tour. then get paid a million - or these days up to 20 million for your little 3 month gig. After that it’s EASY street!! sleeping in late (as we can see britney enjoys to do!) traveling... WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO because $ is no object!! i've known both struggling families trying to start a business & single moms trying to make ends meet... NO WAY IN HELL are their lives easier than SHITNEY's!!

re the PAPS… if britney wanted, she could do something about them - we've all said this 1,000x over.

as for her looking 'PERFECT' all the time - when has she been doing THAT?? and HOW HARD IS THAT ANYWAY?? if i raked in the residuals she did, i would be looking FIERCE at all times!! & i'd dress better than a cheap looking whore - even if i had to shop BLINDFOLDED i could somehow accomplish that!

as for DECEITFUL FRIENDS WHO WANT TO 'USE' YOU... neither wealth nor poverty have the market covered on that issue! i've had a total of 3 female friends betray me in the worst way(s) possible… at the time i was devistated but eventually you have to pull up your big girl panties, & TRY AGAIN! The few real friends in my life now are better than the plentiful fair-weather friends from the past. EVERYONE has had to endure some sort of BETRAYAL in life & if you have not then count yourself DOUBLY BLESSED because you most certainly are!!

Re: an overprotective mother & absent father - she's not the only person in the world who had a 'TOUGH' childhood. i'm sure we can all break out a story or two at least... i myself grew up under those very same conditions except you can add on the adjectives of neglectful & abusive to my mother. THIS IS WHY I AM SO DISGUSTED by britney's sorry ass behavior when it pertains to her innocent children.

I may not have had a stellar childhood, but I have VOWED to give my children a better life than was ever given to me. And I’ve lived my life, thus far being the BEST *PERSON* I can possibly be never abusing alcohol, drugs, or acting like a whore. I could have just as easily chosen the ‘EASY’ path of fucking up & blaming the world.

Re: LILO, aka 'BLOWHAN… i wouldn't bet on her having CLEANED herself up!! i didn't think was very sincere (the REHAB PHOTO-OPS made me a bit doubtful) & earlier, BI-BABE said she officially RELAPSED. either way, lohan has nothing to do w/britney other than they once upon a time partied together & have both flashed their ugly beavers to the paps.

YOU ARE VERY RIGHT in saying something is DESPERATELY wrong with society!! i threw in the word 'desperately' because i see its very fabric deteriorating before my very eyes everywhere! i personally blame the woman's lib movement which, although NECCESSARY, caused the erosion of the nuclear family... w/the nuclear family gone, so go FAMILY VALUES, in my opinion. i do think it's VERY important for children to have BOTH a loving mother & father - but in leu if a 'loving' mother i say an ABSENT one is much better.

if britney doesn't give a damn to show up to her depo to fight for her children (sorry, but skipping 4 & then being HRS late for the 5th just does NOT count!) if she doesn't love her children w/every single fiber & ounce of her being, making them #1 in her life - then she should just sign those kids over to kevin for good.

simple.

I don't know if the judge will step in unless Kaplan would call an emergancy hearing. But he isn't looking good.

If shitney cared so much about her kids then why did she miss so many court dates? So now shitney decides to show up? Shitneys a bad excuse for a mother and she doesnt give two shits about those kids either.

January 3, 2008 3:02 PM - Andy

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woo-hoo! way to shout out the truth ANDY!! ;)

Not having any interest in the baby. (definitely true, but that has nothing to do with depression, she does not want her kids b/c it ruined her lifestyle and they're in the way! - She does not want to deal with screaming kids who needs diaper changing)

Feeling worthless and guilty. (ha, that's why she wears tight super short dress and low cut top, looking herself in the mirror and walking around like she's a hot chick)

Being afraid of hurting the baby or yourself. (yet she ran thru the red lights, speeding - going over 120 mph, text messaging while driving and or on the cell phone, leaving her kids in the car on a hot day, riding with her baby on her laps, car seat in the wrong way and/or not buckle up properly - yet she's so protected of her dog London)

No interest or pleasure in activities, including sex. (she already slept with how many men - including a married man? I've lost count) and why is she dressing like a tart??

As you can see, she does not suffer from PPD!!

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Shitney would probley show up whenever she feels like it but shes too fat and lazy to get a loyer.

Wouldn't the judge be able to step in anytime he wants considering she defied a direct order from the courts, what 6 times now? Does her lawyer even have a choice at that point, oh yeah,they walked out on her too. GOD she's a FREAK!!!

You're right Justin. She did just enough, the bare minimum, to keep her tree trunk legs out of jail.

January 3, 2008 2:35 PM - Anonymous

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exactly!! if it were about the kids she would've been early... she was late because it was about the TECHNICAL FORMALITY of being 'present' to avoid jail time.

The next depo, just have the whole damn day set aside just for her. Only two hours set aside, they should have know it would take that long just to get her focused.

January 3, 2008 3:12 PM - P

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lol! p...

i left you a 'PROVACATIVE' comment on the NEW YEAR OLD BRIT thread, lol!

check it out when you have the chance... *WiNk!*

You'r gonna have to remove jglad, 'cos she aint going nowhere...

Billy you rock. Your posts are so damn funny.

January 3, 2008 3:16 PM - Anonymous

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what the HECK is this??? first EA... now ANONYMOUS... i'm gonna have to beat these women off w/a stick!!

"billy tell them you're mine! tell them billy, TELL THEM!!!"

"billy...? billy are you there...?" billy...?

"i will NOT be IGNOOOORED billy!!"

lol! guess what movie that's from!! ;)

I can't imagine showing up for a deposition dressed like a HOOKER. And no bra, either !
The reason it was postponed was because she no longer has a lawyer !! LMAO !!

January 3, 2008 3:20 PM - Tina

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tina that was effin' hilarious!! ;)

January 3, 2008 4:14 PM
Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)
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thanks for your answere!

a woman...

sorry it was so long of an answer, but it's NOT a simple subject matter at hand, is it?

peace to you! hope your new year is filled to the brim w/an abundance of happiness!

Much money is like poison to some ppl.
Make some ppl weak, gready, hungry for more...

So the truth comes out:

The reason JGlad and all her imaginary friends bash the Britster every chance she gets - SHE'S JEALOUS! She's working for X17 for minimum wage, hoping to get noticed by the paparazzi that own the site, and "get a Hollywood Job" - I didn't know there is going to be a sequel to One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest? Perfect movie for her to star in.

Thankyou! justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)
I hope the same for you and it was interesting to read.
Hugs and flowers to you!

Is this a "lesbian" site? Brit Brit isn't a lesbian, but lots of posters giving xo's, hugs and flowers to each other.

I like Brit and hope someone cares enough about her to help her. She's really a nice person and sings reelly good.

I guess we should pray for people in Africa.... there is a genocide going on there...britney didnt even go to the other two...come on...lets get real

Why is she wearing a date dress to her depo? She is so clueless.

THATS OUR GIRL!!
WE LOV EU ALL THE WAY BRIT!!
UR SUCH A SWEETHEART!
TEAM BRITNEY
Tired of you fucking low life haters that come on this website everyday of your sad

THATS OUR GIRL!!
WE LOV EU ALL THE WAY BRIT!!
UR SUCH A SWEETHEART!
TEAM BRITNEY

BRIT KEEP CONFIDENT !BE POSITIVE..PLEASE DONT FEEL ALONE ..IF U DO!
COZ WERE WITH U!!
UR LIKE A SIS TO ME !
GOOD LUCK BRITNEY!!
WERE WITH U!!
LOVE U BRIT!!
BRIT LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!
NO MATTER WHT BRITNEY WERE WITH U THE WHOLE WAY!
U WILL GET YOUR KIDS...BELIEVE IN YOURSLEF BRIT EVEN IF IM THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD I DO!!
I KNOW UR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON ...NO ONE REALLY KNOWS U
AND FOR THE HATERS...NEITHER DO I!
BUT I DO NOT TAKE NOTICE TO WHAT MAGZ SAY!COZ GIRL I KNOW UR A WONDERFUL MUM AN DUR FULL OF LOVE!
NOW I KNOW IM GONNA GET A HELL LOAD OF SHIT FORM THE HATERS!!BUT I DONT GIVE A DAMN!
LOV EU BRITNEY!!
XXXX
GOD BLESS U...PEACE AND LOVE!
THE GREATEST FREEDOM IS TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF..
AND THEN MAYBE U CAN MOVE TO THE UK!!
WE LOV EU HERE AND WERE GONNA TAKE CARE OF U SO MUCH U WONT SHED A TEAR!
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YOU LOOK HOT!!HOTHOTHOT!!

U LOOK SO WOW!!
BET ALL THE HATERS WANT A PIECE OF U!!
GO GIRL..BRIT U ALWAYS LOOK LOVELY..ITS UR SMILE THAT REALLY MAKES U BEAUTIFUL!!
LOVE U...U LOOK REAL HOT BRIT!
GOOD LUCK BRITNEY!!
WERE WITH U!!
LOVE U BRIT!!
BRIT LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!
NO MATTER WHT BRITNEY WERE WITH U THE WHOLE WAY!
U WILL GET YOUR KIDS...BELIEVE IN YOURSLEF BRIT EVEN IF IM THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD I DO!!
I KNOW UR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON ...NO ONE REALLY KNOWS U
AND FOR THE HATERS...NEITHER DO I!
BUT I DO NOT TAKE NOTICE TO WHAT MAGZ SAY!COZ GIRL I KNOW UR A WONDERFUL MUM AN DUR FULL OF LOVE!
NOW I KNOW IM GONNA GET A HELL LOAD OF SHIT FORM THE HATERS!!BUT I DONT GIVE A DAMN!
LOV EU BRITNEY!!
XXXX
GOD BLESS U...PEACE AND LOVE!
THE GREATEST FREEDOM IS TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF..
AND THEN MAYBE U CAN MOVE TO THE UK!!
WE LOV EU HERE AND WERE GONNA TAKE CARE OF U SO MUCH U WONT SHED A TEAR!
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YOU LOOK HOT!!HOTHOTHOT!!

U LOOK SO WOW!!
BET ALL THE HATERS WANT A PIECE OF U!!
GO GIRL..BRIT U ALWAYS LOOK LOVELY..ITS UR SMILE THAT REALLY MAKES U BEAUTIFUL!!
LOVE U...U LOOK REAL HOT BRIT!AWWWWWWW SHE LOOKS SO NICE!

HOPE THINGS WENT WELL

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