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BRITNEY'S WOMANIZER PHOTOS!

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Check it out y'all!

We've got the first look at pictures from Britney's "Womanizer" video!!!

How amazing does she look! You've got the blonde sex kitten showin' off a smokin' hot black bra, the sassy secretary with black bob, those sexy librarian glasses and a hot leather mini, and rocker chick waitress with skin tight pants and fake tattoos.

The "Womanizer" video is set to premiere worldwide this Friday, Oct. 10th on ABC's 20/20 at 10pm Eastern Time.

You know we'll be watching!!



I know it's a tough call y'all, but which look do you think is the hottest?

SEE MORE:
  >   Britney Nominated For A People's Choice Award!!! - Nov 10, 2008
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  >   Update On Jayden James! - Nov 10, 2008
  >   Britney's Son Jayden Rushed to Hospital - Nov 10, 2008

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COMMENTS

FIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT

HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Posted by: Katie


I dont like the new britney single womanizer but the pics to the new video are HOT.

Posted by: Katie


she looks so pretty!!!
the first pic of her looks like when she was younger...damn makeup does wonders

Posted by: Anonymous


I like the song. Straight to number 1.

Posted by: Anonymous


FIRST!!! Bahahaha,(to the people who do that) I love all those looks! Britney's got the look! Can she dance? We all saw she could! Do you like the song?????

Posted by: THE TWO BOYS FAN


SHES FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAMMM!!!!!!!!!! I'D DEF TAP THAT

Posted by: she


Hi Am. Gonna bitch some more about X tonight? Maybe if you'd learn to keep your trap shut you would go unnoticed. Even the JFX bloggers called BS last night.

Posted by: Anonymous


The new single is to repetative. Gimme more was repetative but not an annying repetative but womanizer is too annying....it gets on your nerves...she could have done much better. Pussy cat dolls new song when i grow up is way hotter and fresh then womanizer. But I still love britney and I hope she continues to get better.

Posted by: katie


Britney is looking healthier and more like her old self now that she is working. She seems much happier when she is with her sons.

Posted by: =^..^=


A gallon of industrial make-up, soft focus and gullible britards. lol

Posted by: Anonymous


The first pic. Something isn't right with her left hand on her hip. Time to get a new airbrusher!

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks amazing! i cant wait to see the video!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


she doesnt even sound like britney in the song. its all computers innit lol ah well still love her anywyays. btw you guys do not have the first look at her pics, theyve been out on loads of websites before you. i am sure you know that, you must! so stop lying and trying to sound like youre the best cuz youre shi*t really

Posted by: Anonymous


OMG u go girl! no haters plz! i would say da last pic of her looks hotter...

Posted by: jenny


she doesnt even sound like britney in the song. its all computers innit lol ah well still love her anywyays. btw you guys do not have the first look at her pics, theyve been out on loads of websites before you. i am sure you know that, you must! so stop lying and trying to sound like youre the best cuz youre shi*t really

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't love the song but its ok. The pic are HOT! What is not ok is the plague of haters who seemingly want Britney to fail at everything. What's with you guys?

Posted by: Just saying


Where is Chucky Cheese?

Posted by: =^..^=


Bugy WHO?!!!! ^^^

Posted by: Anonymous


The first pic looks good but the rest are not bad, IMHO. I'd rather prefer to reMAKE toxic again. That was the real shit MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

Posted by: Anonymous


DAYYUMM.

hot hot hot hot hot.

Posted by: Anonymous


Brit is smokin HOT!

Posted by: Anonymous


I LOVEEEEE BRITNEYY SPEARSS !!

xo

Posted by: Anonymous


can't wait til shitney's slutty drunken impulses run amuck post c-ship

Posted by: Anonymous


I hate the new Womanizer song, so let's see Friday if I hate the new video. It will probably be Britney doing her same f*****g moves with a guy.....boring. No surprise, she will be wearing wigs in the video. At least from the pictures it's not her pink one!

Posted by: Not Impressed


my favourite show is getting trashed with that repetitive over and over beat from something out of a 80's disco bar. the song sucks. really sucks. she just needs your money and for you to buy it.

Posted by: Anonymous


RELEASE OCTOBER 7TH ITUNES BUY IT!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!

Posted by: Ed


OMFG!!!!! HAWT!!!!!!!!!
On the 1st pic she looks like her sister
the one wit the legings effin hawt. she looks gud the same wen she did toxic looks similar..it must be cuz she used the same director as toxic.
BUT SHE LOOKS HOTT ILL TELL U DAT
ITS BRITNEY SPEARS BAK INTO BUISENESS.

Posted by: DERiCK ATLEAST I SAY MY NAME!


I am glad her body is back to the "Toxic" days. She wasn't super thin but had a great tone that looked great on stage. I will def by the song at midnight (even if it has already worn thin on me after hearing it so much). I loved blackout and circus looks promising. I am genuinely happy for her now that her relationships are better, she is surrounded by good people, she is being very composed in interviews, and is doing what she does best and that is making great club and dance pop music. The greatest always have people who want to keep them down but I am happy that she has become more private and put her family and career as her main priorities.

Posted by: James


Oh goody. More heavily PhotoShopped pix of America's Next Top Psycho Hooker trying to act like she's still 19 and looking for fresh dick wherever she can get it! Pounds and pounds of horror movie make up spackling special effects and animitronics experts worked countless hours in a vain attempt to make her look like she is a human who bathes and can function without puppet strings. Then a repetitive cd of burps, farts, and chirps made to resemble some sort of voice that only smokes 3 packs a day and not five. I actually hope they are stupid enough to force Ms. Piggy Bank on a tour. The pressure will certainly cause another awesome meltdown and her kids will get much needed safe time away from someone who still cannot be left alone with them for a single solitary minute! Work Piggy, work!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I didn't like this look from the Gimme More video and I don't like it for this video!! Britney voice sounds like a robotic chipmunk.

Posted by: GERALDINE


you're going to go buy the single at midnight?? Do you get a special britard award if you are one of the first thousand britards to buy the single? lol.

Posted by: Anonymous


Ha I guess so? I have always needed validation of my self worth through awards. Glad to know I can buy my way into one so much easier. Now stfu hater.

Posted by: James


why don't I just give you one now?
Biggest Jackass with the smallest sense of humor. Got your name all over it.

Posted by: Anonymous


I am not a fan but she looks good. Still not buying the song.

Posted by: Anonymous


An honest fan? Color me impressed.

Posted by: Anonymous


Ah. I don't even have a speech! This is so unexpected. I'd like to thank God, the liberal media, and the regular Joe Six-Pack.

Posted by: James


BEAUTIFUL, HOOOTT

Posted by: Anonymous


dont forget to thank me, the hater. your inspiration for that piece.

Posted by: Anonymous


UGLY, FAAAKE

Posted by: Anonymous


So she still dresses like a cheap, nasty, drug seeking hooker and acts like one too. Then she gets angry about being used like a cheap hooker and spews vitriol about it. Yep! Cue the beats. They'll buy anything. It's not like they're recording someone of talent, like Paul Simon.

Posted by: Anonymous


I LOVE BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: Anonymous


Ha. No forever and always "f**k the haters!"

Posted by: James


Britney's new fans? media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/DailyContempt/britny_spears_sucks.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Cool kid's pic, 8:41!

Posted by: Anonymous


She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Posted by: Anonymous


Great art!

.freakingnews.com/Britney-Spears-Shaved-Pictures-31570.asp

Posted by: Shitney art!


http://
www.wrestlewithjimmy.net/Images/hbotd/britney_spears/britney_spears_upskirt_pussy/britney_spears_upskirt_pussy.jpg

Posted by: Shitney art!


http://
www.wrestlewithjimmy.net/Images/hbotd/britney_spears/britney_spears_upskirt_pussy/britney_spears_upskirt_pussy.jpg

Posted by: Shitney art!


That didn't work.

.wrestlewithjimmy.net/Images/hbotd/britney_spears/britney_spears_upskirt_pussy/britney_spears_upskirt_pussy.jpg

Posted by: Shitney art!


YOUR ART IS STUPID ..DUMB ASS

Posted by: Anonymous


No make up!

img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/andrewallison/britnomakeup.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Pick that fat ass!

yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/britney_fat.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


So happy it pisses the tards off! :-)

Posted by: Anonymous


Hair-raising!

Posted by: Anonymous


That pussy wasn't as sceeeery! lol

Posted by: Anonymous


Larry's advice cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gri/lowres/grin844l.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


ICK!

Posted by: Anonymous


Ha Ha Ha, I am F*%ked Up, Y'all!
thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/ha-ha-ha-i-am-fked-up-yall/

Posted by: Anonymous


Truth about P-shop.
.poorbritney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/britba.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Damn 9:10! I was about to post the same pic!

Posted by: Anonymous


I'm purdy ya'll
sidesalad.net/archives/BritneySmokingJpg.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


P-shop LMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


Call the vet
cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/kty/lowres/ktyn62l.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Cheeztastic!

galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/images/britneybagfin_1.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


ROTFL

Posted by: Anonymous


A classic WINNER!!!
ballz.info/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Britney acne problem.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


The Britards
faithmouse.com/Britney_Spears_no_underwear.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


2 ends of the psyche spectrum!

celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/britney-spears-umbrella-crazy-01.jpg

Posted by: The resemblence is uncanny!


CD cover art
huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/sarah%20silverman%20as%20georgia%20o'keefe.JPG

Posted by: Anonymous


CLASSIC LMAO!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Awww sheeeit! Almost dropped mah sody pop!

chrisdoelle.com/archives/britney-spears-drops-her-baby-2.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


2009 Comeback Tour
images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a7/Britney-shotgun.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Tour Roadies
farm3.static.flickr.com/2287/2074388224_6c9e3affa0.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


hahahahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Congrats to Britney for getting her life back on track. It takes A LOT of hard work and determination. Anyone who has been down so low in their lives and makes a comeback like this deserves respect.

Posted by: Anonymous


The 3 Disgraces
img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/raincoaster/Movie%20Stills/3disgraceslo.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


hahaha..laughing my ass off
pathetic haters. lame criticism. Stop bein in denial n just face it, and admit it that she looks friggin HaWt!! full.stop.
no cumin bak to x17..breathheavy is where i belong..with all the fabz ppl. bye.

Posted by: Anonymous


I'm healing. Like my new tat?
i96.photobucket.com/albums/l195/iduncans/britney_crisis.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


If yer real calm, you get a lollypop!
www.ihatebryanboy.com/bryanboy/images5/britney_insane.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


AWESOME!! Drove off another tard to BH-the site where the head Britard blows Sam Lutfi!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Says it all!:
www.starmuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/britney-spears-losing-her-m.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Sorry ya'll
i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/OHMYWERD/britney-sorry.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


The 3 Disgraces=the 3 (w)horsewomen of fug! :-)

Posted by: Anonymous


Drunk
mymallandnews.com/brit2.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


LMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


I get a lolly?
celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/britney-batshit-insane.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Grammy Award?
hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2008.02.10/amy-winehouse-britney-spears-grammy-awards.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Wow, she looks amazing. Can't wait for the video.

Posted by: Anonymous


Drunk
scandalouscandice.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/britney-spears-drunk.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Ya'll said Iz gets uh lolly! Wherez my fucking lolly! I'll rip your heads off and shit down yer neck! Juz akks muh chilrens:
cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/01/400_bspears_ambulance_080104_jfximages.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


James
i188.photobucket.com/albums/z4/getchapull0/Ur_gay1.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


A tree grows in Hollywood!:
coedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/22/britney-suicide1.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


jfximages rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


LOVE IT IS AMAZING!!!!! CANT WAIT TO BUY THE SONG ON ITUNES!!!!DAMN SHE LOOKS HOTTTT!!!!!! THE VIDEO IS BOUND TO BE HOTTT!!!!!!!! ALL HATERS PLEASE GET LOST ASAP!!!!

Posted by: LS


LMAO! coedmagazine

Posted by: Anonymous


Secret just released photos from the bin!:
lh3.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R3-Chme9wRI/AAAAAAAAMng/-Pnv5oLHgm4/masked+britney+spears%5B2%5D

Posted by: Anonymous


Be my friend? img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_01/3britneySP0203_468x339.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Pre and post handlers!:
cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/28/britney_spears_art.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


9:53, one out of 3 things don't quite fit there!

Posted by: Anonymous


Fat, drunk and Britney is no way to go through life.
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-471645/Britney-struggles-sexy-pole-dance.html

Posted by: Anonymous


Confessions are good!;
i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/butasamb/britney-spears-message07.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


WIDELOAD LMAO!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney was in such a state on that occasion that she vomited on a Gucci dress, according to reports.

I like that part of that page, 9:57!

Posted by: Anonymous


Don't let Dumbo stick its' head out of the window! Dumbo will get beaten to death!:
socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/03/britney_spears_031108_09-thumb.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Now ain't that the truth!:
www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/britney-spears-turning-self-in.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Yep, TMZ pulled the video of her puking all over herself.

Posted by: Anonymous


More Be my friend
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-439732/Britney-Be-friend.html

Posted by: Anonymous


A Very Help flow chart for dealing with the cow!:
graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-graphs-britney-spears-one-more-time-flow-chart1.gif

Posted by: Anonymous


WOW.............AMAZING IDOL..I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE VIDEO....GO GO GO..QUEEN B...GODBLESSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: CHERRY


WOW.............AMAZING IDOL..I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE VIDEO....GO GO GO..QUEEN B...GODBLESSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: CHERRY


Don't make me angry!!!!:
www.starmuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/britney-spears-kill-yoursel.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


WOW.............AMAZING IDOL..I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE VIDEO....GO GO GO..QUEEN B...GODBLESSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: CHERRY


HOLY SHIT!!!! Someone leaked the psyche eval! :
www.236.com/images/photos/5324/original/original.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Love the flow chart!

Posted by: Anonymous


Dont' make me angry you wouldn't like me when I'm angry grrrrrrr! LMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


www.236.com/images/photos/5324/original/original.jpg

You WIN hands down! I bow to the master! That was hysterical! LMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


No, we all win with photos like that! Or this!:
www.freakingnews.com/Britney-in-Straight-Jacket-Pictures-44177.asp

Posted by: Anonymous


She's Evil:
carlnet.no-ip.org/britney-spears-evil.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


WOMANIZER NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES
WOMANIZER NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES
WOMANIZER NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES
WOMANIZER NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES

Posted by: Anonymous


This is EXACTLY what the public thinks about when they hear her name. LMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


then she signed the interviewer's lab coat with a Sharpie. ROTFL

Posted by: Anonymous


New movie deal!:
static.flickr.com/1/131798470_9a38e1f8c6.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


These are her greatest hits!

Posted by: Anonymous


Mini me

Posted by: Anonymous


hot hot hot

Posted by: Anonymous


Covers her wonky left eye haha

Posted by: Anonymous


Baglady:
thesuperficial.com/2007/02/britney-spears-lesbian.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


From sleeping on a beach to sleeping with a bimbo in 10
blic.co.yu/culture.php?id=1559

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
OMG I LOVE HER

Posted by: Anonymous


Adnan's cleaning duties:
www.toiletbowlbitches.com/images/toilet-slut-anna.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Jesus that was nasty!

Posted by: Anonymous


HOTTEST GIRL EVER
U GO GIRL
LOVE YOU BRIT

Posted by: Anonymous


OMG! ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


She's not getting a pass no matter how much cow shit her handlers shovel.

Posted by: Anonymous


AM.......U are a LIAR!
***************************
***Amethyst Mine Says:
October 6th, 2008 at 4:54 pm****
I hadn’t been on X that long. My call name was AZ Maybe, which comes from the movie “Starman.”
**************************
You been rubbing yourself off to women.
March 20, 2008 9:53 PM
Posted by: arizona maybe
*******************************
Posted by: arizona maybe
Yes, it is funny. But serious, is there a more serious board to discuss Britney?
March 20, 2008 10:46 PM
Posted by: All for the Rainbow ya'll
*******************************
I don't think anyone could imitate me, as arizona maybe or not. If someone posted under my moniker last 15 minutes I wasn't here.
March 20, 2008 11:14 PM
Posted by: All for the Rainbow ya'll
***********************************
ok, so there is no serious site about Britney, or her case, yet.
March 20, 2008 11:28 PM
Posted by: All for the Rainbow ya'll
*********************
The peep that is stalking Kira is "Arizona maybe" and she is now using "All in the Rainbow Ya'll."
March 28, 2008 12:26 PM
Posted by: anon
******************************
I know 9:44 -- I seen it first hand but it wasn't the court of law, it was the law (police) officer. Amazing.
April 15, 2008 9:47 PM
Posted by: All for the Rainbow ya'll
****************************************
***Amethyst Mine Says:
October 6th, 2008 at 4:54 pm****
Ama, no one on this planet who knows me, would ever call me a liar. I honestly can’t think of anyone who has called me a liar in my life.
**********************
There were plenty here the night you were busted as being both AZ Maybe and Rainbow!

Posted by: Lessons of Life


i love you britney

Posted by: Anonymous


QUEEN B
YOU ROCK > : BRIT WILL BACK ON TOP

Posted by: Anonymous


Where Brit's career is heading!:
barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/bathroom.jpg

Posted by: Anonymous


Whoa that's a serious fucked up britard!

Posted by: Anonymous


britney rules

Posted by: Anonymous


Looks homey! LMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


ok, so there is no serious site about Britney, or her case, yet.
March 20, 2008 11:28 PM
Posted by: All for the Rainbow ya'll
*********************
The peep that is stalking Kira is "Arizona maybe" and she is now using "All in the Rainbow Ya'll."
March 28, 2008 12:26 PM
Posted by: anon
******************************
I know 9:44 -- I seen it first hand but it wasn't the court of law, it was the law (police) officer. Amazing.
April 15, 2008 9:47 PM
Posted by: All for the Rainbow ya'll
****************************************
***Amethyst Mine Says:
October 6th, 2008 at 4:54 pm****
Ama, no one on this planet who knows me, would ever call me a liar. I honestly can’t think of anyone who has called me a liar in my life.
**********************
There were plenty here the night you were busted as being both AZ Maybe and Rainbow!


October 6, 2008 10:41 PM
Posted by: Lessons of Life

Posted by: Anonymous


I saw last night that AM is a chess expert that thinks some of the playing pieces are called 'ponds'!
'Pond takes the horsey looking thingie!'

Posted by: Checkmate! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!1


I have to move because of Britney Spears
huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/25/george-clooney-i-have-to_n_83229.html

Posted by: Anonymous


I'm still snickering from 10:38#2!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Ponds?! LMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


britard rules
get your life haters

Posted by: Anonymous


I saw that too! I can't believe she claims to have only been AZ Maybe! She was busted in April for being several monikers & admitted it! :P

Posted by: Checkers


And 'ponds' wasn't a casual mistake either!

Posted by: Anonymous


Speak any ENGLISH, britard?

Posted by: Anonymous


Dearest Haters,
Please go do one of the following:
1. Hide under a rock.
2. Go to a deserted island.
3. Or plug your ears and close your eyes.
Why? Cuz Britney's definitely BACK... and won't be going anywhere any time soon. We all know how sick it makes you to see her this hot and on her game. Boo-hoo 4 u.
WELCOME BACK BRITNEY SPEARS. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.

Posted by: Game over haters


womanizer is amazing

Posted by: Anonymous


I passed along the Psych Eval. It's been a riot. I'm sorry to be heading out. Cya

Posted by: Anonymous


britney
we are your biggest fans

Posted by: Fans From UK


October 6, 2008 10:58 PM
Posted by: Game over haters
-
NOPE! Uh...........I beg to differ.
The woman made a kick ass album last year and was nutty! She is not "back" until the conservatorship is lifted and she PROVES she can stand on her own; AS A MOTHER!

Posted by: anyone else?


# Amethyst Mine Says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 am

Ama, yippee!

KLM, a primer. Rook = castle. Losing a rook is ouch.

Check is when the king is threatened. The queen’s job is to protect the king. A player may lose one’s queen and still win the game. A player can possibly get their queen back, if they can get a pond to the other side of the board.

Knights are the most interesting chess pieces. They can only move in the shape of an L. Opponents often don’t see when a knight is coming.

JFX = knight

Posted by: PONDS!!!!


# Amethyst Mine Says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm

I see J moved a pond this morning.

Ponds are expendable.

Players have one king, one queen, two of every other piece, but have 12 ponds. They are the least powerful pieces on the board.

To lose one is to laugh. To lose a rook is to rethink one’s strategy.

Posted by: PONDS!!!! 12 of them!!!


10:59, been fun, Cya too!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Queen Britard,
Please go do one of the following:
1. Suck Adnan‘s cock
2. Finger yourself to Blackout
3. Shove a gerbil up your ass.
4. Blow your brains out.
Why? Cuz Britney's never coming BACK... and her bat shit crazy c-shipped ass won't be going anywhere any time soon. We all know how sick you are. Boo-hoo 4 u.

FUUCK OFF. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.

Posted by: Game over britard


Does that involve getting the chess board wet? Are they waterproof? Or do I set the board afloat in the pond to win?

Posted by: Checkers


queen B is back
ling legend you can look but don't touch

Posted by: Anonymous


Oh, but then she corrected the mistake, so as not to seem STUPID!!!!:

# Amethyst Mine Says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Pardon. Eight ponds.
--------------
Oooops, only 8 PONDS!!!

Posted by: PONDS!!!!


11:11-1, is all of the above an option for her?

Posted by: Goo covered chess pices!


whats a matter all your friends go nite nite at the other site, Britard?

Posted by: Anonymous


Britard, I wouldn't TOUCH that without a hazmat suit and a nearby decontamination chamber.

Posted by: Anonymous


pieces

Posted by: Goo covered chess pieces!


miss legendary spears
hater you suck
you will never win thí fight

Posted by: Anonymous


ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks


thanks britney...
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks


am is clearly a self-important blithering f*cking idiot. Someone needs to muzzle her the next time she tries to express her stupid self.

Posted by: Anonymous


rotfl 11:11
&11:14-3

gotta give props to our token troll every now and then!

Posted by: Anonymous


hater
loser suck their papa cock

Posted by: Anonymous


Forget the muzzle......can someone put her to sleep?

Posted by: Anonymous


11:20 must be having a trauma flashback.

Posted by: Anonymous


Is that Engrish 1120?

Posted by: BriTARD!!!


am get a better translation site!

Posted by: Anonymous


I believe the term is euthanasia 11:22, or as Britards call it, YouthinAsia!

Posted by: Anonymous


babel lol

Posted by: Anonymous


The smaller, weaker gerbils must be called ponds!

Posted by: Anonymous


I just checked some comments out on jfx,
my goodness, what an idiotic place full
of people with no life..they're trying to prove themselves to eachother on net which is also showing they have no connection with society..particularly that poor Am..She must be posting from a pad lock. lol!

Posted by: Anonymous


HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED HOW UGLY SHE HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS???!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


*raises hand*
Yes, but It's been longer than 3 years!

Posted by: Anonymous


I read some last night......they can barely understand on another and spend so much time correcting themselves and re-explaining thier intended points.

Posted by: Anonymous


Yea she's ugly on the outside and hideous on the inside.

Posted by: Anonymous


*raises hand again*
Much, much longer!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


wow it's amazing what a professional make up artist and hairstylist can do. she actually looks HOT in the first pic, i LOVE her bangs/hair!!

Posted by: Anonymous


one

Posted by: Anonymous


it's amazing what a c-ship, photo shop, a vat of industrial strength make up and wig can do.

Posted by: Anonymous


AM seems to think she's the town sheriff. Constantly telling people wtf to do and what to say! Any variation to her twisted thinking is met with harsh and insane bitch fests and slap fights!

Posted by: Anonymous


whispers...(psst put your hand down or they will expect it from all of us!) lol

Posted by: Anonymous


Sorry.
*puts hand down, looks slightly embarrassed*

Posted by: Anonymous


From what I read she seems to play an innocent role, as soon as she is called out. I thought it was hysterical that she encouraged the others there; to come read at X! They would have to pick up on the posts she makes here!

Posted by: Anonymous


11:36 she must be a fat old woman with no life who try to feel better scorning
people on the net.
she must be 50 or something like that.
lol

Posted by: Anonymous


JFX invaders=Fresh Meat!!!

Posted by: Warm up the grill!


Am is a major shit stirer on jfx, it would be a way better place without her
fat ass.

Posted by: Anonymous


its ok.......just blurt out your answers! raise both hands! there are no rules here! none that I have found anyway! :)

Posted by: Anonymous


They cower over there because daddy can't do shit to protect them from their stupidity and bullshit here!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Yeah, but their posts would diminish by 50% and they know it!

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks so friggin' hawt!

Posted by: Anonymous


Amethyst Mine Says:
Ama, go in a corner and think about what you have done today.
Good night.

Posted by: Anonymous


I shot the sheriff!
And I shot the other 4 deputies too!!!

Posted by: Lawless!!!


*******This just in*********INTRUDER @Am is a major shit stirer on jfx, it would be a way better place without her
fat ass.
October 6, 2008 11:44 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
**********
Sorry our borders are closed! You took her with you and we AINT taking her back!

Posted by: Ship her to the pond~!


No wonder people hate her on JFX this much. She is suffering from some kind of
personality disorder..and making that place unbearable for people.

Posted by: Anonymous


They had to be very careful that her saggy double chin is not showing in any of the pics.

And yes, do open that dress down to the pubes, to divert attention from the balding head.

Has somebody not been doing their job? There is a fugly, fattish, old knee in the second pic from above that they obviously forgot to photoshop out.

Posted by: Anonymous


off to bed now!

g'nite all! (token troll included!)

Posted by: Anonymous


Am is a major shit stirer at jfx, x and bh.

Posted by: Anonymous


The next time she crawls up my ass on bh, i'm going to break her teeth.

Posted by: Anonymous


she admitted she was showing her ass on here to stir up shit in the past using monikers like AZ maybe.

Posted by: Anonymous


wtf is bh?

Posted by: Anonymous


Yea, well she's roncini on b/h and she's an obnoxious bitch.

Posted by: Anonymous


breatheheavy and yea we're not all idiots like jordan.

Posted by: Anonymous


poor Am thinks she is a celeb on x, what
a laff...she takes it as a compliment when people bash the shit out of her pointing out her stupidity. She is a matter of joke on everywhere.

Posted by: AM, get a life!


The obnoxious bitch is a joke, for sure.

Posted by: Anonymous


HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED HOW UGLY SHE HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS???!!!
October 6, 2008 11:30 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
------------------
Looking in your mirror again, fuckface

Posted by: anonymous


wish Am get lost and never to be heard
from till forever!

Posted by: Ama


There's nothing more ridiculous than the idea that this crazy, incompetent, skanky piece of trash can still have a "career".

Take away the daddy and the 15 handlers, and where would she be? In a loony bin, howling like a wolf-bitch in heat. No amount of wigs or naked skin is going to change that.

Posted by: That's the realy Britney Bitch


Looking in your mirror again, fuckface
O