Brit's A Hustler, Y'all!

She wants to be in Hustler mag. She has to be the most hated woman in the USA.
I can't stand her.

good for her. girls gotta get it one way or another!

I LOVE HER!

PETA - please save those pets!!!

She's a poser. "Look at me in these earings, look at the necklace I bought also, look how much weight I lost, look at my cute dog, doesn't it look cool with me and my outfit?" I'm so beautiful, I'm so sexy, I'm the greatest. Kiss the ground I walk on."
I say...DROP DEAD SHITNEY!!!!

her priorities are so fucked up.

Why! Its the same old ugly pair of boots she's wears why BRIT...Don't you have another pair of winter boots to wear.

I wonder if she tested out any of this stuff on Sam

I think everyone needs to get over Britney. The only reason I read things is for the insanity. Sad but true. She is like a Jerry Springer show. People watch for the freak show. I know that is a sad statment, but true. I also know tons of women who are more classy, pretty, hard working, and better moms than she will ever be. She is not someone to look up to, but someone to watch to make you realize how lucky you are that you are normal.

"...so what's a girl to do to entertain herself on a rainy Sunday afternoon?"

Stay cozy at home & read a good book?

7:38 #1,
if only she could read!

I guess she wants to learn new sex moves to try on her boy toys. She's gross. Go suck on your men and stay home. We're so tired of you Shitney. You stink!!

does she care about going to barnes & noble & getting some SELF-HELP books? some RELIGIOUS or SPIRITUAL text? how about PARENTING manuals...?

nope. it's BRITZILLA BITCH!!

the ONLY thing this cheap slut cares about is how to properly *BLOW* her MARRIED boyfriends...

this filthy ditch pig disgusts me!!

BRIT BRIT ... THINK YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO BLONDE.

All she ever does is suck dick. I would think by now she's a pro at it. She wants to learn to do it better then pull out all your pearly whites dumb bitch.!

sigh...she can only buy books with lots of instructional pix b/c she can't read.

J! LMAO @ the parenting manuals!! A little Dr. Terry Brazelton would do her good.

Why can't she wear a bra? Why does she put forth SKANK as an image? Braless with see through tees. Screams look at me! Duh! Just answered my own question.

ARE DOGS ALLOWED IN THIS STORE ????

Oh yeah.....its Britney..........she can get away with MURDER !

She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
,but don't know ih it is her.

She looks like she's got a porn star mustache in every photo. What is that? Shadows or leftover pubic hair from her pap blowjob?

I agree justin and teekay. What I don't understand either is why she can take her dogs in stores. None of us can unless we go to petsmart LOL and our dog is as cute as london isn't she J? LOL

Another day another drama is right. Did you all catch sam saying he owned the gas station where brit was taking snacks? Never heard that one. Wonder if he is going to sell it after 7 years eh?

She should pose for Hustler Magazine. At least THEY could probably airbrush out those brown lines around her mouth. If that whore isn't drawing that shit on her face on purpose, Shit Shit has a serious hormonal imbalance. That would explain a lot.

hollyscoop is reporting Mama Lynne flew into LA late last night. Maybe she is going to try to see the wayward daughter. Wow, this could lead to some fun

does she ever wash those jeans she wears EVERYDAY!!! and how about that hairline....ROGAINE SISTER...what a mess. stay home, get some well needed rest. You're anniversary is coming up, shave your nugget again...

How SAD ,she's bouncing that yorkie around like it's a baby !

touche...

your dog is cute!! you should visit the HUSTLER store & dance around with him under your arm & see if they tell *YOU* anything!! ;)

if they do, SCREAM at them in a faux BRITISH accent "BUT AH NEEDS ME SUM INSTRUKSHUNS AHN HOW TAH GIVE A GOOD BLOWJOB!!" lol!

teekay...

DR. SPOCK would do her some good... hell, a little MR. SPOCK would do her a lot of good seeing as everything the DIRRRRY DITCH PIG does is 'HIGHLY ILLOGICAL'...

This makes me really hate her. She can't get her boys and all she thinks about is getting f'ed. Well I say----FUCK YOU BRIT!!!!!!! Hope your genital herpes are worth it to you!!!! Sorry you suck so bad in the sack you have to read books! Quess you ain't good at anything!!!!

She thinks she is still a tweenie HS girl! Grow up, ugly bitch. Too bad she couldn't hold her kids the way she holds her dog. I hear Sam is violent and has to be restrained from his former male lovers. What a cute couple!

ps ~ touche...

don't forget to leave your *BRA* at home & wear a thing see-thru t-shirt!! :)

How bout going to buy some books for yur children Brit...no she needs to go to the porn store...she makes me want to puke...nasty.

hahaha justin. Oh geeze I wouldn't even want to do that but Heck maybe I should take our dog just for the heck of it and see if I get kicked out LOL

I feel sorry for those dogs too, they don't realize they are on photo ops most of the time they are out. Thanks for the chuckles J

J ~ you just made me think of something! I have been *blessed* to have a teen daughter who after 5 years of fighting putting a label on her last year was officially diagnosed with ODD - Oppositional Defiance Disorder. It has similarities to both ADD and bi-polar so yes, I pray a lot for my own sanity. One characteristic of ODD is the person does not think with logic or reason. My daughter does things that make absolutely no sense to anyone but her. Because all of these disorders are so closely related Brit could be ODD because EVERYTHING she does defies logic and reason!

This makes me really hate her. She can't get her boys and all she thinks about is getting f'ed. Well I say----FUCK YOU BRIT!!!!!!! Hope your genital herpes are worth it to you!!!! Sorry you suck so bad in the sack you have to read books! Quess you ain't good at anything!!!!

January 28, 2008 8:31 AM - suk it

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haha!! i thought you said all she cares about is being fed...

goodness teekay...

i'm so sorry that you have that extra hardship to endure. god must've known you are strong enough to handle the situation with moral fiber, dignity & love. i couldn't handle that myself... bless you, your daughter & your entire family.

i never even heard about that condition till now... in my house that kind of behavior was just being 'a disrespectful idiot asking for a foot up the ass'... i still think that's what shitney needs. a foot up the ass. *SIGH*

GREAT idea for Britney. Have your MANAGER (whoever the hell that is) get in contact with the U.S.O and arrange for dates to promote your new CD and play live for our troops fighting and DYING for your freedom to make money, have kids, and drive around with no destination. the payoff for her would be very few cameras (except those of fans) and the press would not hound her plus she might actually get some good press for going, and feel good about herself for giving back to the troops. GOD BLESS ALL OF OUR ARMED FORCES AROUND THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!

Errr....sometimes the moral fiber and dignity go out the window! Never the love though because bottom line no matter how much she drives me crazy she is still my baby girl. Believe me, I feel the same as you (idiot needing foot up ass) that is why it was so hard for me not only to accept it but continue to deal with it. I joke and say the happiest day of my life will be when she moves out...I will pay the first month's rent, I will pack and move her stuff, I will clean new home!! I look forward to peace and tranquility! Serenity now!

the hustler store is a fun store; they have great clothes and uh .......extra tools

lol! teekay...

that's funny! i am here at this moment instead of cleaning & packing for my own upcoming move... want to help me clean & pack? :)

seriously though, living & ENDURING is WINNING! :) good for you, fighting the good fight! you're an awesome mom for accepting what has been put on your plate... 'LOVE' conquers all!

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OMG, never mind the color of her hair, cant she just afford a better weave? Cant she watch TV an order some of Ken Paves and Jessica Simpsons hair extentions instead of that raggedy shit she has on/ Ugh! It looks like she herself cut it up into freaky layers (could be, preobably with an electric razor). But later for Unfitney, i'm more interested right now in what Adnan is doing and where he is, so X17, please do clue us in. I think the guy has earned his 15 minutes of fame. No more britney until tomorrow unless she's starpped to a gurney or something big like that.

Maybe she was looking for some new backup singers to match her voice in the blow-up doll aisle.

For goodness sakes, wear a damn bra!!!!

Yes she does need a bra, pretty soon her sagging tit are going to reach her belly button. I read somewhere that she was in a psychiatrist office for like an hour last week. I wonder who went, Unfitney, British Brit or the Mexi Brit? She's making US crazy trying to figure it out. Why would she be reading a book about going down on men, she should be a pro at it by now, she's obviously not good for anything else, certainly not mothering. Man oh man did Justin ever dodge this bullet! That guy is so classy that we can only blame his youth and hormones for ever being with her in the first place. Then she goes out and plays out on him. And she want us to feel sorry for her? give me a break and cry me a river. I hope she never gets those adorable babies back. At least KFed has been a good father, regardless of what an ahole he was in the past, he has changed for his kids. Britney can use a lesson from him. And the due still cares and is concerned about her. Really says something about him. Guess he wasnt so bad afetr all. Let him keep the kids and her money.

Man, you could land a small plane on that forehead of hers. Who does she think she is dressing like that some teenaged 16 year old (no pun intented Jamie Lynne), she really has no idea of what dcorum is and the fact that she has 2 kids. It's not that she has to dress like an old hag, but damn, those sagging tits with no bra and a white t-shirt? Not attractvive. If she really wanted her kids back, would she go around acting so stupid? I dont think so. She can see hustler magazines online, no need to be seen there. But I guess she's chosen sex over her boys. Maybe they cramp her style.

I just....am so.....
Who said it on here that she should be looking at parenting books!?!? Was it you justin? I mean really. Appearance is everything in these situations! You can go to the naughty book store Britney, once you have gone to Borders Book Store first.
And a bra.... Just once...would be great. Can someone tell me differently, but isn't California kinda wet and cold right now? Why the white tee with no jacket and or bra?
You were right Teekee (Sp?) its all to get attention. I heard that she was going the same route as Heath's, rather meaning that she is too suggesting that she is not sleeping. Meaning her behavior can be attributed to a lack of sleep. (READ: LOOOOKS AT MEEZ! HEATH IS STEELING MY THUNDER)
I'm really getting ready to boycott the whole ding dang thing ya'll. God I miss those days.
Did anyone see the "Blender" or "Rolling Stone" article(s) yet?

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WE MISS YOU MOMMY...Jayden and I had a fun weekend going to Chuck E. Cheese and to the park, but we miss you so much. Someone said you went to the nasty, sleazy Hustler store on Sunday, but we don't believe that, we know our Mama is doing everything possible to get us back home with you soon.

does she ever keep her fat ass at home???

You all read every story about Britney. You comment on the stories. You think she has problems what about you all? How can you hate someone you don't know?? I think u all have a problem. There is more to life then bashing people U don't know. Come on half the things reported probably aren't true. Stop kicking people when they are down.

You all read every story about Britney. You comment on the stories. You think she has problems what about you all? How can you hate someone you don't know?? I think u all have a problem. There is more to life then bashing people U don't know. Come on half the things reported probably aren't true. Stop kicking people when they are down.

You all read every story about Britney. You comment on the stories. You think she has problems what about you all? How can you hate someone you don't know?? I think u all have a problem. There is more to life then bashing people U don't know. Come on half the things reported probably aren't true. Stop kicking people when they are down.

You all read every story about Britney. You comment on the stories. You think she has problems what about you all? How can you hate someone you don't know?? I think u all have a problem. There is more to life then bashing people U don't know. Come on half the things reported probably aren't true. Stop kicking people when they are down.

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