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Britney had another wild night Thursday night, but this time, she was behind the wheel, gunning her Mercedes to speeds of at least 90 miles an hour on city streets!

Our photogs just came in with more details of Brit's "crazy" driving: Britney started her night on Robertson, shopping at Lisa Kline before stopping at the Starbucks up the street.

Then, when she was heading back to her house, she made a few illegal U-turns before heading back to Sunset, where she went 90mph before stopping at her second gas station of the night, to buy cigarettes (you can hear her peeling out in our video here).

She again made a pair of illegal U-turns in Malibu and Beverly Hills before heading home around 11 - but she didn't stay at home.

She came back out later that night to go to Virgin Megastore (which was closed), before heading home.

Slow down, Brit, you don't need to get anywhere that fast!



Her Mercedes SLK is built for high speeds, but Brit doesn't need to test it!

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first bitches

Posted by: twotney is a meth pussy


I love me my Brit!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


put her in jail

Posted by: q


have another venti frapp you fat ass piece of shit, lick it and stick it fat ass

Posted by: Twotney is a stank pussy


each time i see her she is fuglier fuglier if that is possible. go the fuck away stank ass. she is a horrible mother

Posted by: Twotney is fatbackula, drink another venti frapp


fuck those kids!!!! she don't care about em nor do I, everytime a kid gets hurt I laugh my ass off

Posted by: Anonymous


I feel sorry for Britney.. She can not even go for a coffee run with out people breathing down her steering wheel wanting a pic.

Posted by: Maria


I hope and pray that she kills herself before she ends up killing someone else. I would like to see that cheap piece of white trash put away for life.
Look at her, walking like her shit doesn't stink. Bitch.

Posted by: Beth


I feel sorry for Britney.. She can not even go for a coffee run with out people breathing down her steering wheel wanting a pic.

Posted by: Maria


I feel sorry for Britney.. She can not even go for a coffee run with out people breathing down her steering wheel wanting a pic.

Posted by: Maria


Look at the defiant, arrogant, spoiled brat mug of hers. I hope K-Fed's attny is paying attention and takes away all custody from this psychofreak. And I hope she rolls her car and it blows up with her inside!!

Posted by: Finally, X17 is telling it like it is!!! Hooray!!


Maria,
Just how she likes it.

Posted by: Heehawg


I hope and pray that she kills herself before she ends up killing someone else. I would like to see that cheap piece of white trash put away for life.
Look at her, walking like her shit doesn't stink. Bitch.

Posted by: Beth


Maria, it's like the way the press constantly films the president wherever he goes...so they don't miss the moment he falls on his ass, or someone takes a shot at him.... all the photographers are there for Brit-Shit's meltdown and freakout...it's only a matter of time until she totally loses in it a drug induced haze and stabs someone, or shaves her head again, or rams her car into some restaurant that won't let her in... it will be one thing or another and the photogs are going to get it when it happens... and then they will get her in her box too.... her coffin, when she finally, mercifully takes a huge overdose and drugs and joins Anna Nicole Smith in that great party in the sky.

Posted by: Anonymous


I wish the police would catch up to her bad driving so she would lose her license. The bitch is going to hurt someone one of these days.

Posted by: Anonymous


Don't feel sorry for Britney, Maria. This is exactly what she wants and more. She thrives on the papz following her. She is delusional enough to think it's because she's 'hot', when all they want is that one big shot, the big money shot. What do you think a shot of her crash and burn would bring? But she thinks they are there to admire her in all her glory.

They laugh at her, not with her.

Posted by: P


Where's the damn CHP or LAPD when she's pulling all this crap? She's been getting away with driving like a maniac but one of these days she won't be so lucky. I can't wait for that day.

Posted by: Hopefully SHE'LL be the only victim!


That poor Mexican assistant of Britney's. She puts her life on the line every time she gets in Britney's car. Is it worth it, just to be someone's frap runner?

Posted by: Anonymous2050


hopefully if she does crash, she has her down syndrome looking snot nosed kids with her

Posted by: Anonymous


Carla's looking for her 15 mins. of fame.

Posted by: P


she can't drive with her kids, so that isn't going to happen... that's pretty low 4:06... all those kids ever did was be born to an idiot and a loser

Posted by: Anonymous


yea but I hate kids...they are a waste till they hit about 27

Posted by: Anonymous


Look away for a moment and you miss all the important (well, maybe not *that* important) stuff. Am I imagining things or has there been a marked change in the tone of X17 Spears coverage the last few days? What happened behind the scenes?

Posted by: BobFromBoston


HAHAHAHAHAHA NO SHIT THE ONLY GOOD BABIES IS DEAD BABIES

Posted by: Anonymous


She's going to end up killing someone and at this point there is no way it could be considered anything other than intentional. Hopefully it will just be her that is hurt, but it never works that way, she will kill some innocent person and walk away fine...most like she will kill and run!

Posted by: Britney is a mess


It's too bad your parents didn't feel the same way. Moron

Posted by: Anonymous


HAAAAA NOPE MY MOMMIE LUVS ME...BUT YOURS LOVES ME EVEN MORE!!! BAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA

Posted by: Anonymous


Guaranteed, she ever was involved in an accident in which someone was hurt or killed, she'd be screaming she has mental problems. She'd beat the doors down to enter a institution.

Posted by: P


Fuck I hope we get the old Britney back one day. It's a sad thing to watch.
I miss you Brit.

Posted by: Anonymous


dang y'all, justin's missile is on here posting as hee hawg and "P"...you friggin loser...like we can't tell.

Posted by: Anonymous


Only time will tell how her life is going to turn out but i hope she has a better year coming and she'd be so much happier if she had her babies totally back in her life instead of trying to find something to do. Anyways Happy New Year's to Everyone and our Beautiful Creatures, 2008!!

Posted by: Elda


Hey 4:13... all of your CAPITAL LETTERS tell us that you don't have the slightest clue about computer etiquette...or etiquette in general... hell, you don't even know what that word means! And speaking of mothers... your mother blew me last night, but she wouldn't take her teeth out so I could skull fuck her. Listen, moron, go drink your cough syrup and take your addrall and then find a gun, put the barrel in your ugly mouth and pull the trigger..... you'll be so much happier!

Posted by: Anonymous


Her children don't need to be with her right now. I don't think that is the answer to what troubles her.

Posted by: P


What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

Posted by: Anonymous


you have no class 4:16pm, esp. when some of us, namely me, know those who have committed suicide, you freakin' jerk. it'll come back on you, but you better pray now, it doesn't.

Posted by: Anonymous


Have any of you ever considered that maybe she DOESNT want the paps attention and is trying to lose them by making uturns and driving fast? It seems very similar to Princess Diana. The paps need to back off.

Posted by: Anonymous


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ღGOD PROTECTS YOU...... ღ
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Posted by: ♥♥PEACE & LOVE FOR BRIT & KIDS♥♥


GOD GIVES ME A RIM JOB

Posted by: Anonymous


4:22, please, and that includes if you're NOT another one of justin's missile's bipolar disorders, and i don't think you are deep down, but knowing that moron, one never knows, please pray for him/her and all of his personalities that wish death on others, whether famous or not. and please pray that the peanut population is not totally depleted by the heshe.

Posted by: Anonymous


So what if she did get cited by law enforcement? What has happened to other celebs? Kid glove treatment. Everyone gets off or dances in and out of the slammer in record time. Why shouldn't she do wah she wans? She's Britney Spears...so far no one has made a believer out of her. Not a divorce, not losing her kids, not having a shitty "career." She's mental and so is everyone who follows her.

Posted by: Anonymous


4:10 BobFromBoston

Britney picked up and slept with...er...spent all night on the weekend in her hotel room with a pap. It wasn't one of X17's guys though so they repeatedly called it "sleeping with the enemy" and have been a little less 'nice' to their girl since. Check the archives...caught on tape, lots of stories on all the gossip sites.

Posted by: nonny


FOR MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION, I HOPE YOU ALL GET FAG AIDS AND CANCER AT THE SAME TIME!

Posted by: Anonymous


Adnan interview on 20/20 tonight! And a Big FUCK YOU to the psycho religious nut on 4:22! God must HATE YOU and that's why you're scared and doing this isn't it?!? GOD HATES YOU, THAT'S WHY YOUR LIFE SUCKS!!!!!

Posted by: She's a menace!


yep x17's tune did change after that

Posted by: Anonymous


who the hell is adnan??

Posted by: Anonymous


But X17 STILL left out that Britney ran for cover at the TMZ offices and TMZ has the footage. Could that be why they are pissed at their girl? Is Britney "sleeping with the enemy"?

Isn't it people's civic duty to call the police when they see someone speeding and driving erratically? If she killed someone, the people who saw her driving dangerously could possibly get in trouble or, at the very least, should feel somewhat responsible. CALL THE COPS when you see her driving crazy. Get this woman of the roads!

Posted by: Anonymous


who the hell is adnan??
December 28, 2007 4:31 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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He's the pap she screwed the other night. He happens to be married and I am sure he is desperately covering his tracks now. Bwahaha. What a fool he was to be videotaped going to ger hotel, holding her hand and driving her around.

Like ANYONE would believe they just talked for 7 hours alone in a hotel. Sheesh.

Posted by: Pap's in trouble


Adnan, the pap who sleeps with skanks and drives a grey Mercedes! THAT guy! The one with the brand new STDs!

Posted by: She's a menace!


ah...thanks!

Posted by: Anonymous


And WHEN will someone do something about the paps causing celebs to drive crazy to get away with them? I feel bad for Britney, she is damned if she does and damned if she doesnt. If she lets the paps take her pic, smiles, etc she wants the attention. If she tries to avoid them, she is crucified for that. How about blaming the paps for surrounding her car and chasing her everywhere she goes?

Posted by: Anonymous


Paps in trouble --
7 hours with a pap? REALLY? What time did she get to the hotel? And what time did he come out? It was 2 am when he went in and 4 am when he came out, that is 2 HOURS since you obviously dont know how to count

Posted by: Anonymous


What celebs have had to drive erratic to get away from the papz? I haven't noticed it being a problem with othrs.

Posted by: P


Risking her life is fine, it is the constant threat she puts others lives in that is an issue. Bitch has to be close to retarded.

Posted by: Sedate her and call her done


Curves?????

This whore is built like a man!
she has a linebacker neck, truck driver arms shoulders and back, saggy wide flat ass, chunky wrestler legs, no waistline or hips. Britney has no curves, she is ALL man. she is butch and manly

Posted by: Anonymous


Why doesn't she just buy her own Starbucks franchise, have a worker bring her buckets of it at home, and spare loads of innocent lives

Posted by: Paula


P

Ever heard of Princess Diana. She DIED trying to get away from the paps

Posted by: Anonymous



Many sites reported that he came out at 4 am for cigarettes then went back in. Some even had him leaving the hotel with her in the morning and going home with her.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney fans are always talking about how the paps are making her life a living hell. It's a bunch of shit. She showed her sorry ass up at TMZ's office last night wanting them to take pictures of her, since she didn't feel enough paps were covering her every move last night. Honestly I love in Cali too and I've never seen someone have to stop as much as she does for gas. I only have to fill my gas tank up once every two weeks. This girl loves the attention.

Posted by: Anonymous


And we all know that gossip sites speak only the truth. It was put on the internet, IT MUST BE TRUE, right? They are NEVER wrong, right? What are you 10 years old? Or just gullible?

Posted by: Anonymous


THIS STUPID GIRL IS HIGH ALL THE EFFIN TIME SHES DRIVING AROUND LIKE THAT, WHEN ARE THE COPS GOING TO GET INVOLVED>? AND SHES HANGING AROUND TMZ'S PARKING LOT LOOKNG FOR ADNAN I HEAR? HAHAHAHA THAT GUY IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF TROUBLE TO COME ALONG IN A LONG TIME I CAN'T WAIT IF BRIT HOOKS UP WITH THIS GUY (WHETHER HES MARRIED, SHE DONT SEEM TO CARE)THERES GONNA BE SOOO MUCH FUN FUN FUN TO WATCH!!! BIGGER DRAMA, MORE CRAZY, MORE SHOCK!! ITS GONNA BE GREAT!!

Posted by: Jacqueline


Paps in trouble --
7 hours with a pap? REALLY? What time did she get to the hotel? And what time did he come out? It was 2 am when he went in and 4 am when he came out, that is 2 HOURS since you obviously dont know how to count
December 28, 2007 4:44 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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He came out at 4 to get cigarettes and his friends gave him a pack. He then returned to the hotel where he stayed for several more hours. Britney nearly missed being home for her kids at 10 a.m. the next day.

Posted by: Pap's in trouble


bob alot of us have noticed it but I think it is to x17's advantage. Maybe brit driving nuts also helped them to realize that their "paps" could be in danger. I heard 3 of them got into accident's anyone know what agency they were from?

Posted by: Anonymous


can we all get over Britney now?

Posted by: my feet smell like Vicks Vaporub


I feel sorry for the people who live there and have to avode this pyscho person who is washed up.

Posted by: Anonymous


avode. lol. just kidding. are you the one with the Vicks Remedy? lol

Posted by: my feet smell like Vicks Vaporub


dang y'all, justin's missile is on here posting as hee hawg and "P"...you friggin loser...like we can't tell.

December 28, 2007 4:15 PM - Anonymous

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4:22, please, and that includes if you're NOT another one of justin's missile's bipolar disorders, and i don't think you are deep down, but knowing that moron, one never knows, please pray for him/her and all of his personalities that wish death on others, whether famous or not. and please pray that the peanut population is not totally depleted by the heshe.

December 28, 2007 4:26 PM - Anonymous

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miserable dimwitted obsessive hun...

listen crazy bitch, i'm only gonna say this *ONCE* then i am going into IGNORE MODE because your bullshit is so very fuckin' tiresome... YOU ARE FULL OF MORE SHIT THAN A FERTILIZER FACTORY. seriously you pathetic turd, i've had ENOUGH of your bullshit - IF you are oh so *SMART/SANE* & indeed KNOW that which you speak of... just how in the fuck do you *KNOW* *i* am everyone here????

let alone how that could possibly *BE* - but *HOW* ON EARTH could you POSSIBLE *KNOW* i'm asking you right now, you trash-talking IDIOT so pleeeease explain it to EVERYONE here since you like to OBSESS over *ME* so much…

HOW?

no answers other than the voices in your dementia filled head, right? since you can't EXPLAIN your SPECIAL KIND OF INSANITY here, right now when we are asking you, then kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP with your *CRAZY* bullshit.

i'm sure you were one of the delusional fucktards that was ALL OVER MY ASS yesterday on the THAIS ONE ON board & the 2 OUTFITS 1 NIGHT thread... i always post using my 'NAME' - i'm here long enough, posting enough, for that to make sense - to LOGICAL SANE MINDS anyway. i suggest you take your meds loony tunes & stop obsessing over britney fucking spears to the point of seeing 'PHANTOMS' in every single post.

crazy bitch, please log out & get off of my strap or just drop dead, i truly don't give a fuck, but STOP OBSESSING OVER ME (I wasn’t even here, lol!) because it only makes YOU LOOK PATHETIC

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


don't understand why X17 pretends their her friends then talk shit? seriously, you fucking low life peoples opinion doesn't matter. everyone in this world makes mistakes & she gets more shit because shes famous & people expect her to be "a perfect role model"....

Posted by: Without sin throw the first STONE


They laugh at her, not with her.

December 28, 2007 4:02 PM - P

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HA! HA! (nelson from the simpsons)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


I hope she picks up a serial killer that cuts her face off then chops up her vaginia, cuts out her kidneys and cooks em for his diner

Posted by: Jack The Gash Ripper


where do we line up to throw the first stone?

Posted by: stone thrower


yeah. the serial killer thingee would work for me.

Posted by: stupid girl


TMZ:
Britney Hides Out ... in TMZ Parking Lot?
Posted Dec 28th 2007 9:33AM by TMZ Staff

She thinks photog snapstorms are "scary" ... so what the hell was Britney Spears doing in TMZ's parking lot last night? Perhaps she just wanted to cut out the middleman!
Cameras caught the Britster down on P1 in our building last night, where she ditched paps by getting into an elevator with her assistant -- and never reappeared! She has magical powers now!

?????????????????????????????????

Posted by: ??????????


Crazypants needs to be shipped to the psycho ward, ASAP. She'll be able to wear her new outfits there.

Posted by: Anonymous


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Posted by: kily200


What a dumb ugly slut!!

This filthy whore is swirling down the toilet...much like the fecal matter clinging to her ass WOULD be doing, if she ever wiped!

Posted by: Anonymous


Where's the damn CHP or LAPD when she's pulling all this crap? She's been getting away with driving like a maniac but one of these days she won't be so lucky. I can't wait for that day.

December 28, 2007 4:04 PM - Hopefully SHE'LL be the only victim!

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when i first read that i was like WTF is CHP??? then it hit me - CHIPS!!!

bwahahahahahahahaha!! remember ERIK ESTRADA on CHIPS? remember how EVERYONE & there mother was always speeding in front of the cops on that program? HILARIOUS!!

recently, estrada did a reality show where he, latoya jackson & some other c-list celebs were trained to be REAL COPS...

can you imagine ERIK ESTRADA pulling britney over for speeding?? ROFLMAO!! ahhhh... i wish that would happen!! ;)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


where do we line up to throw the first stone?

December 28, 2007 5:05 PM - stone thrower

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lol! there aren't enough 'STONES'...

it'll be like that scene from AIRPLANE, where the entire manifest of passengers lined up to smack the 'HYSTERICAL' woman w/there open hands, closed fists, rolled up newspapers, lead pipes... LMAO!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Miley Cyrus likes to kill little babies inside of her that she doesn't want.

Posted by: Anonymous


Oh ya, I believe everything bad I read on the internet...at least about Britney!! She's so crazy, I believe EVERYTHING until it's absolutely proven to be not true. Get a hell of a lot of enjoyment out of doing so too! LOL

Posted by: nonny


Hey, what happened to the Britards? I find it really interesting that just when X17 decides it no longer is a fan of Brits, all the Britards disappear. I knew those Britards were fake. Nobody in their right mind would support Britaloonie

Posted by: Anonymous


I had a poster Of Erik Estrada on my wall. He was so hot. I wanted to marry him, when i was younger. I thought we could use his chIps mobile and tie cans to the back tire and have a big sign that said "JUST MARRIED" his blond headed partner would be his best man. hehehe..oh gosh...the things Id make up in my preteen head.

Posted by: Anonymous


no kidding without the britards to make fun of and piss of its just not the same :(

Posted by: Anonymous


Airplane is so funny. lol. great scene.

Posted by: Anonymous


Guaranteed, she ever was involved in an accident in which someone was hurt or killed, she'd be screaming she has mental problems. She'd beat the doors down to enter a institution.

December 28, 2007 4:14 PM - P

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you're SO RIGHT!! ONLY then would she confess her long bout with mental 'illness'... *ROLLS EYES*

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Miley Cyrus can put my peen in her and try to kill it...because it is a bad peen and must be punished...damn it she ain't 18 is she?? o forget what you just read then...

Posted by: Anonymous


i hate those insane crushes you'd get as a teen. i'd be so love sick over someone i'd never even met. lol

Posted by: Anonymous


remember when the dude pull the plug on the runway lights? HAHAHA

Posted by: Anonymous


I'll try to kill your big, bad peen! I'll punish it real good.

Posted by: Anonymous


haaaaaa!

Posted by: Anonymous


Fuck I hope we get the old Britney back one day. It's a sad thing to watch.
I miss you Brit.

December 28, 2007 4:14 PM - Anonymous

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good lord! how many times must you be told that THIS IS the REAL brit!!! the old brit was a well put together IMAGE...

IMAGE = VENEER = FAKE

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


yep I had one on Raquel Welch...and I think I still do :)

Posted by: Anonymous


Miley Cyrus hates babies as much as crazy Britney.

Posted by: Anonymous


the runway lights. so funny. what about the fag that typed like.......... uhhh, like a fag???

Posted by: Anonymous


haaa yea that was good too

Posted by: Anonymous


Raquel was a hot bitch in her younger days. no doubt about it.

Posted by: Anonymous


I had a poster Of Erik Estrada on my wall. He was so hot. I wanted to marry him, when i was younger. I thought we could use his chIps mobile and tie cans to the back tire and have a big sign that said "JUST MARRIED" his blond headed partner would be his best man. hehehe..oh gosh...the things Id make up in my preteen head.

December 28, 2007 5:19 PM - Anonymous

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LMAO!!! frickin' HILARIOUS!!!! ;)

when i was a kid (i grew up near hollywood) i swore that farrah fawcett from CHARLIE's ANGELS was my REAL mom ('cuz i looked so much like her) & the BIONIC MAN was my REAL dad ('cuz he was married to her in real life at the time)

holy crap!! the MADNESS!! i used to wonder when the fuck my REAL UNDERCOVER, BIONIC HOLLYWOOD PARENTS were coming to get me & rescue me from my life of boring normalcy...

ding dang!! i had an AWESOME imagination as a kid when i think about it!! ;)

my celeb crush was Michael McKnight aka peter brady from THE BRADY BUNCH...

and for some insane reason, as a kid i liked 'FRED' from scooby doo... lmao!! i was enamored with a cartoon!!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


what about June Cleaver talking jive?!?!?

Posted by: too funny


5:16 your wacked! a legend in your own mind. nobody cares about your "CHIPS" its all bullshit. errr MiSsle*!!! stfu and quite making stupid posts. like your anne landers and shit. and don't try to analyze what anyone writes either. nobody cares........ as nobody should

Posted by: errrrrrr MiSsle*!!!!! head is a fucking kook


farrah fawcett
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O hell yes she was it back then...when I was young...DAMN IT I HATE GETTING OLD :)

Posted by: Anonymous


you're going beyond the limit and cutting yourself off and i'd like to finish reading your posts.

Posted by: Anonymous


damn did you ever rip one , and the whole house,...fuck I need AIR!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Miley Cyrus hates babies, so she kills them.

Posted by: Anonymous


a fucking loser too, peter from the brady bunch??? i would never admit that in 10 million years. you probably had a crush on fred mertz and johnny quest's daddy too. lets stick to the subject, britney bashing which is why we are here, not to hear about your stupid ass childhood crushes. dayum get a fucking clue stupid

Posted by: errrrrrr MiSsle*!!!!! head is a fucking kook and eats twotneys pussy each night


TMI on the farting.

Posted by: Anonymous


4:05 And drug mule.

Posted by: Anonymous 20354


Airplane is so funny. lol. great scene.

December 28, 2007 5:20 PM - Anonymous

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remember part 2? when the 'HYSTERICAL WOMAN' was testifying in court & then everyone THERE decided to SMACK the shit out of her? i just about peed my pants & laughed my ass off at the same time!!

oh & another fav...

GUY#1: SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS?
LESLIE NEILSEN: I AM SERIOUS & PLEASE DON'T CALL ME 'SHIRLEY'.

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


I picked a bad day to quit doing drugs :)

Posted by: Anonymous


and you can also tell these are the same person making all these stupid ass posts. fucktards lie but you can't deny.

Posted by: errrrrrr MiSsle*!!!!! head is a fucking kook and eats twotneys pussy each night


I gotta go guys. Aunt Flow just paid a visit. What a mess!

Posted by: Anonymous


now i want to go rent Airplane. shit i'd rather buy it then i could watch it anytime. lol

Posted by: Shirley


the runway lights. so funny. what about the fag that typed like.......... uhhh, like a fag???

December 28, 2007 5:30 PM - Anonymous

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ROFLMAO!!! holy kakapoopy!! i was going to say i ♥ 'd the GAY GUY too!!

remember when they asked him to 'explain' from the beginning & he started with the DINOSAURS??? bahahahahahaha!!

come to think of it - HE was the guy who pulled the runway lights!!!

i ♥ that guy!!! ;)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


well to many kooks here for me, and nobody intelligent either. just one person making all the same posts under different names. dayum rambling stupid shits talking about nothing intelligent. stupid fantards crusty the clowns

Posted by: errrrrrr MiSsle*!!!!! head is a fucking kook and is the same person on all the posts


WTF?

Posted by: Anonymous


umm, i for one can tell you that i am NOT making all of these posts so it can't be just one person here.

Posted by: Anonymous


P

Ever heard of Princess Diana. She DIED trying to get away from the paps
December 28, 2007 4:49 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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How can anyone talk about Princess Diana and Britney Spears in the same post?

Princess Diana was a true lady and her accident had a lot more to do with politics than the paps although they were a big part.

Britney is an attention whore who calls the paps and drives aimlessly looking for them because she "loves them guys" in her words. If anything happens to her, it is HER fault. She feeds the paps and gives them reason to keep following her. She even screws them!

Princess Diana was a revered, respected woman. Britney Spears will be remembered as as a crazy, erratic, drug addicted unfit mother.

Posted by: Get a Grip!


total piece of shit. get rid of her

Posted by: Anonymous


Wow what fucking crud...you should see some of the paps cars...smashed to fuck because they all drive like crazy keeping up with Britney whos being followed everywhere she goes trying to get away from them !! FUCK OFF x17 you'd sell your fucking grandmother down the river. Its dangerous driving by pap's thats going to get someone killed.

Posted by: Anonymous


Ummm....guys, anyone know how to get period blood off of a white couch? My mom's gonna kill me!

Posted by: Anonymous


jglad you smell like stinky cock

Posted by: P


you're getting cut off & i'd like to finish reading your posts.

December 28, 2007 5:35 PM - Anonymous
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i just learned about that - you must have FIRE-FOX... put your cursor at the TOP of the post u want 2 read & copy ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN (even though you don't see it it's copying) & then copy & paste using buttons from the top of your screen(?) then post into word... I READ THIS FROM SOMEONE ELSE but i use explorer, so i can't tell you how FOR SURE myself, sorry!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


i second the Princess Diana thing there.

Posted by: Anonymous


When I click to watch the video of her "peeling" um there isn't one...anyone ??

Posted by: Anonymous


5:58

*begins to hump your leg viciously*
IM HORNY

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


third the princess di thing!!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


dumb shit get a grip, that person was refering to Princess D, speeding to get away from paps, driven by a drunk driver leading to a crash and death. nobody was comparing either of them. and it had nothing to do with politics either. don't you people ever watch the news or read a newspaper? that is what happens when you drink and drive or do drugs and drive.

Posted by: errrrrrr MiSsle*!!!!! head is a fucking kook and is also posting as Get A Grip


do a preemtive strike and kill your mom before she kills you!

Posted by: Anonymous


5:50

*Begins to unbutton your blouse seductively* so, do you lke to cyber?

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


what about June Cleaver talking jive?!?!?


December 28, 2007 5:33 PM - too funny

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omg YEAH!!!! ;) remember the BATHROOM LADY trying to put her make-up on... hahaha!!! did you know that was the farrily (sp?)brothers mother?

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


What about my dad? He's gonna think I had a boy in the house and that he popped my cherry...on their new couch!

Posted by: Anonymous


i just learned about that - you must have FIRE-FOX... put your cursor at the TOP of the post u want 2 read & copy ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN (even though you don't see it it's copying) & then copy & paste using buttons from the top of your screen(?) then post into word... I READ THIS FROM SOMEONE ELSE but i use explorer, so i can't tell you how FOR SURE myself, sorry!


yes it also works for firefox thanks

Posted by: Anonymous


forth and fifth the Diane thing

Posted by: Anonymous


stupid bitch needs to go to jail where the fuck are cops when you need them??????

Posted by: Anonymous


"justin's glad he dodged that bullet..." you a dude? you hot? you sound hot! i'm hot too!!

Posted by: Anonymous


*spreads legs and shows cooochie*

CYBER ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


hydrogen peroxide. my ex-girlfriend was on her period the first time we ever hooked up. we did the nasty in my parents Bed and Breakfast in the only all-white room in the house. we rocked the place. i woke to a not-so-white room the next morning. need i say more? (it was worth it though)

Posted by: Anonymous


If they were following her and "if"she was doing that speed WHERE IS THE VIDEO ?? X17 YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT...

Posted by: Anonymous


Raquel was a hot bitch in her younger days. no doubt about it.

December 28, 2007 5:32 PM - Anonymous

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are you kidding? she's like what 80??? and SHE STILL LOOKS HOT!!!!

i wanna be like rachel welch!! too bad farrah didn't fair as well... have you seen her crazy plastic surgery face? YIKES!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


5:55
maybe they are....maybe they aren't, does it matter? *hands u a glass of wine* do you like, come here often? imm so horny and you are so sexy

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


I don't have any hydrogen peroxide!! I was just using water and I only made it worse. Now it spread!

Posted by: Anonymous


Rachel Welch has had surgery too.

Posted by: Anonymous


Gotta love our Brit:)
She's such an individual.
So wild and carefree
she doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her!
Just livin' her life and havin' fun!
Britney is just the coolest person:)

Posted by: Britfan4life


damn did you ever rip one , and the whole house,...fuck I need AIR!!

December 28, 2007 5:37 PM - Anonymous

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#1 - eww!
#2 - no...
#3 - open a window!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Rachel Welch has had surgery too. After that I licked her ass crack.

Posted by: Anonymous


jglad why are you asking me for sex?

Posted by: Anonymous


because im so horny, will you do me please?

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


6:01

I'm not!! Fuck you!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


I think I might have to slap the ol' monkey in Raquel's honor

Posted by: Anonymous


I picked a bad day to quit doing drugs :)

December 28, 2007 5:40 PM - Anonymous

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OMG! yeah... remember though it started with picked a bad day to stop...

#1 - drinking coffee
#2 - smoking
#3 - drinking
#4 - taking pills...
#5 - snorting coke
#6 - sniffing glue...

ROFLMAO!! brit probably sniffs glue too!! ;)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


3:56PM- Maria, you have misunderstood of how Britney does. Britney told a close friend in a source that she wants to be in photographed every day. If you are not in media,then you will be all forgotten. In the past revelations,in many interviews especially with NBC's Matt Lauer, Britney quouted "Paps cross over the line, and I would not going out lots,because of it". See what happens. Obviously, Britney did not really care about paps,really care about being photographed in Media!

To me partly of this case, she just simply choose to be a spoiled brat,
and a selfish person,In the past interview with Kevin's mom on my yahoo website-shesaid the reason, Kevin did not want to go back with Britney after begged him to come after served him a divorce paper, because during the marriage, she kept telling Kevin and his family,that she always think she is right,and think they do everything wrong. Always put down on everyone. It makes sense why Britney thinks the speed limit on the road is wrong so she has chosen to drive how fast she drives any time and go and come as she pleases, thinking she doesn't need any works on herself to be done, put everything over her boys. I am not going to have her sympathy. Not because I am mom or my age 18 years older than she is. I have some friends of her age are way mature than she is.

Posted by: Anonymous


Rachel Welch has had surgery too.

December 28, 2007 5:58 PM - Anonymous

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she MUST'VE had SOMETHING done... but she looks FANTASTIC!!! i want HER plastic surgeon, NOT farrah's!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


X17 ENOUGH OF THIS OLD NEWS BULLSHIT!

WTF HAPPENED WITH BRIT AND ADNAN?
WHERE'S SOME PIX OF PREGGO JAMIE LYNN?

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU DEADBEATS!

Posted by: X17 PWNED BY TMZ!


Britney's fallen and she can't get up!

Posted by: Anonymous


now i want to go rent Airplane. shit i'd rather buy it then i could watch it anytime. lol

December 28, 2007 5:43 PM - Shirley

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hahaha!! buy it 'SHIRLEY'... *WiNk!*

they have DISCOUNT PACKS at places like BEST BUY where you can get airplane 1 & 2 together (there was no 3 was there? i think they pretended they were going to make a 3 in #D but didn't, right?)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Raquel had a good Dr. Farrah did'nt.

Posted by: Anonymous


Justin you are right but Farrah is not well so I won't comment on how she looks at this point.

Posted by: Anonymous


no Airplane 3 that i know of.

Posted by: Anonymous


yeah, poor Farrah.

Posted by: raw deal


6:04PM A word of "back" was missed out. Opps. Let me type again- (with Britney begged him to come back after served him a divorce paper),

Posted by: Anonymous


damn brit is sooo boring that we need women in their 60-70's to yak about..

Posted by: Anonymous


don't sweat the typos. we knew what you meant.

Posted by: Anonymous


ummm, okay. lol

Posted by: Anonymous


~Get your popcorn ready folks the show will start soon:


2 WEEKS from now Britney will go into a full meltdown

the "umbrella incident" and head shaving is tame compared to what's going to happen in 2 WEEKS


~mark your calendars~


~JANUARY 11 2008~

Posted by: Madame Lucia


well of course k-fed's mom is going to say that and Brit's friend ?? lol ok.

Posted by: Anonymous


Farrah is very very ill with cancer and has been for quite awhile...years. She had been in remission I believe but is battling again for her life.

Posted by: Anonymous


fortune teller ay? any day now, just like Anna, is what i say.

Posted by: Anonymous


Madame Lucia, can you tell me what's gonna happen with the big period stain on my parents' brand new white couch???

Posted by: Anonymous


I hope and pray that she kills herself before she ends up killing someone else. I would like to see that cheap piece of white trash put away for life.
Look at her, walking like her shit doesn't stink. Bitch.

Posted by: Anonymous


i'm no fortune teller but i'll tell ya what's gonna happen with your parents over the couch. you're gonna get your ass kicked. lol. sorry, but you are.

Posted by: Anonymous


i hate Britney. she be nasty, and not the good nasty. lol

Posted by: Anonymous


6:17 You are pathetic to wish death on anyone!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


It is fun for you to talk about periods?

Grow up little immature boy.

I looked into your future you will remain a life long virgin.

Congratulations?

Posted by: Madame Lucia


I'm lovin me some X17 now, and I don't blame ya. Bitch deserves it.

Posted by: Anonymous


6:18 I seen that and was going to say the same thing.lmao

Posted by: Anonymous


yeah, WISHING DEATH is not good. on the other hand, the whole world was half-thinking that Anna would die at her own hands only we did'nt expect it as soon as it came, but it did.

Posted by: Anonymous


your mom wil kill you, then she will ground you, finaly she will steal your boyfreind...

Posted by: Anonymous


OBSESSED PSYCHO UPDATE

her first post was @ 4:15pm & then 4:26pm (when i wasn't even here, as i previously stated)...

since then we have quite a few CRAZY WHACK-JOB posts including:

- 5:34
- 5:38
- 5:40
- 5:43
- 5:47
- 5:50 (2x) madness reaching frenzied state? lol!
- 5:51
- 5:54
- 5:55
- 5:57
- 6:01
- 6:02 (again 2x) got crazy???


wow!! that's a record 14 posts to me, about me, pretending to be me... looks like *YOU* need to get that 'LIFE' you're always harping about & STOP OBSESSING over *me*!!

bwahahahahahaha what a sick twisted mental case you are!! no wonder you're a fantard!!

PATHETIC!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Madame Lucia, fuck you.

It's coming out slowly but surely.

Posted by: Anonymous


4:15 First of all, I'M Heehawg and I'm not 'P'. So there goes your theory of me and P and Jus...... all being the same person. You need to go away and stop being such a busy body by trying to stir up shit.

Posted by: Heehawg


Will Britney get the boys for New Years Eve?
Of Course not! she will be much too busy getting wasted and having sex with random papz!

Posted by: Shar's BFF


oh that's right! farrah's cancer came back... righ