Celebrity Street Style - Britney Gets Primped!

hot mess.

no amount of PRIMPing could make that girl look good

no amount of PRIMPing could make that girl look good

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ღGOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............ ღ
ღAND MUCH WISDOM............................... ღ
ღGOD BE WITH YOU.......................................... ღ
ღMUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ღ
ღPEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE........ ღ

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YEA IT COVERS THE METH SORES,AND THE SQUIRREL THAT SHE STAPLED TO HER HEAD REAL NICELY

She is hideous!!!

AND...

How is X17 trying to say that her new real estate agent is attractive? On top of the fact that he is simply a 4- on a ten scale point system, DUDE HAS NO UPPER LIP!!!! How can he even smoke? I mean, with no lip, how do you get a seal and suction on your cancer stick?

Nice profile too. Although he appears to bathe, he is actually the ugliest person you have placed on her fuck-buddy list in ... ever.

I guess the pool of people willing tot touch Shitney, risking their life and privates to STD's has shrunk to USC first years grads with a job for 3 months. QUALITY. I bet his trust-fund parents are one scandalous picture away from cutting him off.

The village called they want their idiot back..enough with the boots already although she did switch to red ones...those brown things need to be burnt!

britney is fucked, not primped. god help her.

PEACE & LOVE FOR BRIT & KIDS

Are You Arab? coz i think so.

Is she trying to grow the meth-sores on her face into a Fu-man-chu? That must be it. She picks and picks and picks... but it's on purpose. Just her way of sporting a beard that would otherwise only be available to a man.

Girl, get over it. You just dont have it anymore. Washed up, has been skank ass whore. Move back to Metarie or Kenner or whatever lie you live, while you still can. You may still be able to marry some swamp rat who doesnt know who you really are, a coon ass who got out of the swamp for a few years. Aint nothing wrong with eating neutra rat, drinking Old Milwaukee, and smoking your Marlboroughs. You just may be able to do some karaoke at the Fai Do Do and maintain some semblence of celebrity.

her new friend loves the attention, but like all of the rest, the drama will be to much and he'll be gone.

PEACE & LOVE FOR BRIT & KIDS

Are You Arab? coz i think so.

December 6, 2007 5:17 PM
Posted by: someone™
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NOT

PEACE & LOVE FOR BRIT & KIDS

Are You Arab? coz i think so.

December 6, 2007 5:17 PM
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NOT, I DON'T.
WHY?

SOme info to those that keep posting about wigs, hair and drug tests...

It is totally easy to defeat drug tests. Every smoke shop sells multiple products to clean your urine and strip your hair. If she gets 6 hours to show for a test, she has no problem following the regiment.

The side affect of doing this twice a week is that your hair becomes totally brittle and starts to crack off at the root. Point is, she can't wear a weave while stripping her hair, and her hair in this state won't even hold a weave in place. Thus, the pink wig, one day weaves, etc...

I only shows that she has no imagination when it comes to style

ahahahha
the one with no life is U!!
U wish u were her !! dont cha?
curiously i read it cus im a real fan, not a bitch like U, who doesnt has NOTHING to doo , I feel soo sorry for U .

oh yea by the wayy
GET A LIFE
FUCK YOURSELF freakin FAGGET

I guess the pool of people willing tot touch Shitney, risking their life and privates to STD's has shrunk to USC first years grads with a job for 3 months. QUALITY. I bet his trust-fund parents are one scandalous picture away from cutting him off.

December 6, 2007 5:14 PM - Ron Mexico

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hahahahaha!! too funny...

Could someone explain to me in English what the hell this Ron Mexico dude is saying? It just sounds like childish babble. Is there a point? Where is this drivel going? Hello, Ron, is the elevator stopping at the right floor?

vote BLACKOUT (Britney Spears)
http:// nrjmusicawards. nrj. fr/

ahahahha
the one with no life is U!!
U wish u were her !! dont cha?
curiously i read it cus im a real fan, not a bitch like U, who doesnt has NOTHING to doo , I feel soo sorry for U .

oh yea by the wayy
GET A LIFE
FUCK YOURSELF freakin FAGGET

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bryan dale, you lunacy never fails to disappoint.

Thus, the pink wig, one day weaves, etc...
Yes my dear Watson, we have arrived at a conclusion. Indubitably the chap hithertofore known as a one "Ron Mexico" is in all actuality an anal orifice with the unfortunate capability to orally copulate with the most recent version of Webster's Dictionary. "Bravo, bravo my good man" Watson exclaimed. "A fortnight with his manlihood in a despicable charwomans gullet". Indeed Watson, as most deserved prize for one who so victualizes the Kings language.

I THINK WE SHOULD LOCK AMY WINEHOUSE ,AND BRITZILLA IN A ROOM WITH A BAG OF COKE ,AND LET THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH

Since you are failing to hurt my feelings, might I point out that when you type on a computer, nothing come out of any orifice, especially your mouth, as the communication method is "hands on" rather than vocally created.... And you're an idiot. Who fake-quotes Sherlock Holmes? What are you 70?

"Holmes, we have been amiss" Watson loudly declared. "How so my dear friend?" I inquired. "This Mexico Man must be under the influence of some maddening concoction, much as he alludes to with the reference to meth". "No, Watson, he is merely a man caught up in his own delusions of self worth. Willing to throw away all connections to the world that we abide in in order to dwell in a land of depravity and hubris." We lit our pipes with some of the Kings Best and as we puffed and pondered we became acutely aware of the possibility that we had not heard the last of this riddle cloaked in a mans skin.

Wal-Mart here in Washington state has sold similar hoodies for some time for $9.95, now they are marked down to $7.00 as they are soooooo last week!

I THINK WE SHOULD LOCK AMY WINEHOUSE ,AND BRITZILLA IN A ROOM WITH A BAG OF COKE ,AND LET THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH

December 6, 2007 5:50 PM
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THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY!!

they should do a claymation CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH

or maybe her & shar... or her & kev fighting over the kids, lol!

britney would win the clamation fight though because she'd smash her meth pipe & then STAB him with the broken shards...

"i'll cut you bitch!"... LMAO!!

Hortense is smart... like a 70 year old British Tea-Bagger. Do you like being the cup or the bag?

I'm guessing you are an out-of-work writers apprentice. Go back to Gower Street and hold your sign, it's a bitch getting in there for work with all you weaklings in the way. It's too bad your novel keeps getting refused by publishers for being totally out-of-touch. It is 2007... not Victorian England. The Hills is not going to miss you when the strike is over, as I here interns won't be hired back.

My steadfast friend, Sherlock Holmes resembles a terrier when intrigued with a conundrum. He attacks it with an unbending purpose and veracity that has no equal. "Watson, we must find the key to how this man thinks. If we find the key we can unravel the mystery that dwells within the mind of the homonculus." "Yes,a splendid thought!" I dutifully responded. Yet inwardly I had my doubts as to how we could match wits with one who's very existence depended on trickery and deception.

Good god, people, will you please quit bashing Ron Mexico. He has some of the most entertaining, grammatically correct comments on this site. I love his (most of) his posts!

What happened to the Jesus book prop?

Get back to the topic at hand - i.e., that disgusting, dumb as dirt whore.

Britney stay strong! Love your children, and love yourself!

Alas, we soon witnessed the imminent decline of the Mexico person's feeble attempt at a facade. As Holmes began to ingratiate into Mexico's pea sized mind the first crack appeared. He misspelled "hear" using the feeble minded and uneducated "here" when referring to "interns being hired back" instead of the proper "interns being rehired". Oh, mores the pity. To allow ones fallacies to get in front of proper structure. "Holmes, you must stop this madness!" I implored, "Lest I get drawn down this dark well of endless insanity of which I'll have no part!" "No my friend, we are done with this wretched excuse of a human" Holmes decreed. "He will now forever be burdened with lack of education, his future secured by an inability to properly communicate and elucidate his meager thoughts." And so ended the Perplexity of Ron Mexico.

The tops are the only thing in her outfits that are somewhat cute. Her hair is a mess and is even more hideous when tied up. Her hair is horrendous. And for some reason, boots don't look good her. She really has problems fashion-wise.

Britney is an arrogant bitch, but she has no business being that way because she's an ugly fat beast.

I guess now we can add 'kleptomania' to the list of mental disorders with which she is afflicted.

I would love to know where she gets any idea she looks even remotely attractive. What she thinks is attractive or stylish I and seems many posting here find it nuasiating, trashy, plain and simple filthy. Britney when your done with the book you're, hum, reading now, buy some style and fashion magazines. Please.

Another nothing post. Who cares what she wears? Everything is two sizes too small and these things look like they are for three year olds not 26 year old mothers. But what do I know? OH yeah. I am a 27 year of mom of two and my six year old wears hoodies like that. I, however, do not.

I don't wear a weave or pink wig either and I have lots of boots not just two pairs that I rotate. And I have my kids with me all the time, unmonitored.

But I am JEALOUS of Britney. I want her skin, her (lack of) hair, and her mental issues. I want to see my kids with a court monitor watching me a few days a week. I want to drive aimlessly around and have no friends. I'm green with envy, I tell ya.

Late one night, before I snored, I heard a creeping outside my door. I flung open the door and implored "Who is this outside my door?". "Tis just me, ron mexico and no more".

What happened to the Kabbalah book she was carrying around a couple of months ago? Is she testing out religions? Maybe she could try being a monk and go to some retreat for a few months.

God helps those who help themselves and I don't see any of that from Britney.

Britney has realy ugly eyes.

Ron Mexico. The alias used by Atlanta Falcons below-average "quarterback" Michael Vick. This alias was used because Vick contracted herpes and did not want it to become public when he went for treatment. The story became known because the should be criminal spread the disease to another woman. Keep in mind Vick was aware that he was carrying herpes.
Michael Vick should retire and permanently change his name to Ron Mexico because he really sucks.

6:56 I was wondering the same thing. HOW can she possibly think she looks anywhere NEAR good??? She's hideous, in body and spirit. If she does read these posts, she's obviously not paying ANY attention. That's no surprise. She only listens to enablers ("We love you, Queen B, You're AMAZING, SOOO pretty")who tell her what she wants to hear. She's an arrogant, dirty, ugly, sex addicted, self-absorbed, narssistic dumbass.

What a trendsetter! Notice how old the other pix are of anyone else in these? Paris a summer or 2 ago, Nichole before she was pregnant, Mischa how long ago at a ski resort. They were fans and have probably moved on. Britney just discovered the fad but doesn't wear them anywhere near as well as the others. But what's new?!

hoo the F is this Ron Mexico? Sounds like sum perv from Tijuana. Cant he just b banned from postin? Kuld b a perv trollin for somthing.

Note to Shitney:
Wake up and smell the Starbuck's. You're a washed up has-been. You have lost EVERYthing,including all but three of your fans (and they are in special ed). You need to commit yourself to a mental health facility and stay there for a couple of years. Kiss your past goodbye.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

WHAT A GARAGTUAN BEAST BRITNEY HAS BECOME.

GOD, IT'S SO UGLY.

Just keepin' it real.

Hortense, goooo back to the picket lines. You are more likely to get free giveaways while walking the picket, and you obviously need everything free you can get your hands on.

Again, Sherlock Holmes was a drug-addict detective popular in the 1970's in the beginner reading programs at Junior High Schools in America.

You must be at least 70. Plus, had you passed logic 101 at the Junior College you attended, you would have already figured out that I love it when people hate on me. It means you are reading what I write, so the joke is really on you.

Ps... Shitney' real estate agent looks like a chinless, lipless, trustafarian. Ugly as they come. He's lucky his parents let him live at home, only a mom could love that face. I guess Shitney counts as a mom too... Just a terrible one. Does having a child make you a mom?

YEAH... HEEHAWG gets it... kind of a sick joke.

Just look how disgusting she looks.

If she was not rich and post-famous, the only guys who would touch her would be drunken frat boys playing the age old game for sport called, "Goin Hoggin"

That's when very drunk frat "bros" bet the others they can hose the nastiest, fattest chick in the bar that night.

oink oink

I think those hoodies look cute on a 2 to 6 year old, not a 26 year old.

6:59 sooo jealous HA Ha LOL you sound pretty normal to me

There are just no words.....

It seems as time goes on the postings get more and more vicious, and the britards are becoming less and less. I cant believe that she can't see how screwy she is.

She wears those brown boots because she knows that all the haters can't stand them

I can't believe the hater idiots still
waste their time hating. Fuck off.

Brit would make a hot dominatrix; just
put a bullwhip in her hand and have her
shout out what I should do to her.

it has become very clear that britney is

mentally ill
a thief
a pathological liar
a gutter bottom feeding whore
a media whore
untalanted
a child abuser
a manipulater

BRITNEY SPEARS IS GOING TO HELL !!

Britney looks so awesome! I love those cool hoodies:)

she looks so wasted!

HOT MAMA!!!
SEXY WOMAN!!!
MY FAVORITE MILF!!!

She wears those brown boots because she knows that all the haters can't stand them
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Maybe she'll bite off HER nose to spite MY face.

hey lance get a dog up you

i am getting REAL SICK of seeing this greasy hog's mug every damn day on this site.

i'm spending my future days on DLISTED -- that's where the REAL fun is.

Pink Britney Still Terrorizing Los Angeles

Have you been missing Crazy Pink Brit? You know, Britney's alternate personality that comes out whenever she covers her blond weave with that hot-pink wig? We haven't seen this Brit since she popped in and out of jail.

Well, Crazy Pink Brit was spotted last night with her realtor boy-toy as the duo continued scouring the city for new nesting grounds. And visiting gas stations they've never been to. (We're sure Britney has a map she uses to keep track of all the stations she visits and is only trying to set a Guinness world record.)

You've been warned, Angelenos. It's best to stay off the streets when Pink Brit is out

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britney is tha best and everybody deal with it! this was the spears year!

Lance, you're a pervert. I knew it all along. Only a perv would want that nasty skank. She's got the room all ready for you. I hope she beats you into oblivion.

8.42pm is that you annie

Dear Britney,
I’m into writing letters this week. Now that I know you spend every night critiquing pictures of yourself on the Internet, I thought I’d take a minute and extend the proverbial olive branch by recommending an awesome plastic surgeron. The guy’s fantastic. His name is Dr. Jan Adams and he did some amazing work on Kanye West’s mom. I even hear there’s a Starbucks next to his office. You should seriously check him out. Like right now. In fact, I’ll even book the appointment. No need to thank me. It’s what friends do. Smooches

Girl needs to dress up all sexxxy like in sequinned bikini tops, micro mini skirts and thigh high boots. She gots the hot body to pull that look off.

Sean-Craig Lewis. That's a great idea. She would look just like your mom, you incestuous lil turd.

Even with the pimpled methface and extra weight, Brit is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than Blohan!

8:55 EAT SHIT!
My dear Mother, God bless her soul, is all up in heaven with Jesus and the angels. You must be thinking of your dirty trash whore hooker mama!

I'M LOVING THESE HOODIES, TOO CUTE=)

Go Britney!
Love ya babe!
Thanx for always keepin' it *real* and interesting!

No, Sean-Craig Lewis, your mom is looking down on your, from the dirty trashy hooker side of heaven, and shaking her finger at you for your nasty thoughts about the Britard.

yeah - "this was spear's year" alright.

-- the big fatso made an ASS out of herself on the MTV awards.

-- she had her kids yanked away from her.

-- her cd BOMBED REAL HARD (her worst selling cd to date).

-- her meth beard got thicker.

-- she ballooned up about 40 pounds heavier.

-- she had a hit & run, and about 15 court dates.

-- she ran over about 3 feet.

yep, this was her year alright.

7:13 Stop using my Heehawg name. I think that that weirdo 'Hortense Merryweather' used my name. Knock it off!

8:51 The Superficial Writer
Toooooooo funny!! I'm LMAO!

I'm willing to bet that the other people who bought stuff from the Primp clothing line, is actually gonna wash their stuff at some point.

Look at the bottom photo -- Britney has a tiny mustache. Her whole face is going to hell!

If her forehead goes back any further, that sucker is gonna slide right off.

8:21 Crepe
That sounds just like something girlfriend would do. So immature. Like she's in middle school. Well, I hope she gets a disease from those awful things, like a deadly fungus. She would rather DIE than admit she's a washed up has-been who wears ugly, stinky boots.

If Britney's so thirsty all the time then she needs to start drinking my special "protein" shakes if you know what I mean...

The posts this evening are choice.

Britney Goes Mansion Shopping

The troubled singer has been going around with Bentzen Levin real estate agent Robert Edie looking for home for herself and her kids but couldn’t find a good one.

Documents released by Commissioner Scott Gordon whose overlooking the custody dispute between the couple show that the singer’s ex beau Kevin Federline owes his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan a tidy amount in legal bills.

The amount totalled to almost 85,000 dollars.

According to New York Post, the majority of the documents were for the Department of Children and Family Services' Douglas Hunter, who requested that the agency be granted full access to all files in the custody case

she looks better and better and she's recovering from the wound. Please stop blaming and try to be more generous!

Jesus! You could land a plain on that forehead!

No matter what Britney dresses in or wears, she always makes it look like pure shit!

Britney is just getting worse and worse day by day. More psychotic and ugly everyday. She should just lock herself away for the rest of her life so we don't have to see her ugly self anymore!

He writes on the dating site that girls "looking to use a guy like me for a music career" are just the type he wants to avoid.
He adds, "Hey girls... congrats on stumbling onto my profile - you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values.
"The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (gold-diggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career; money, fame, etc).
"I would never cheat or lie to anyone I'm with as I believe in treating others as you would be treated."

Pregnant? She looks really heavy.

After 3 babies
i look better than that

Finally she put some makeup on. She looks cute when she's all made up.

You know why I just can't stand this woman? She doesn't care. About ANYTHING. She doesn't seem to care at all about the situation with her kids. She doesn't think twice about how she looks when she knows paps are all over. She just rambles around in her own little world not realizing or facing that she is a real mess and almost everyone in her world and in the world has turned on her.

If she did an interview or something and was honest and showed some sort of emotion or compassion or something, it would help. To the outside, it just looks like she is detached, distanced, and completely selfish. I could be wrong but I have followed her in the media for the last couple of years and she is really a narcissist who thinks the world is her personal playground. I hate that about her.

SOOOOO PRETTY!

I Love You Brit! :-*

11.36PM ANNIE YOU'VE BEEN TOLD ABOUT THIS ALREADY.PLEASE GO TO BED NOW!

A Dlisted birdie sent me a supposed notice from LA Casting asking for a Britney Spears body double for an upcoming photoshoot for Blender. Here's what it reads:

Britney/Blender

Rate: $500 a day
Shoot Dates: Either Friday 12/14 or Monday 12/17

"Photo double / Female / Caucasian / 18 - 25 "

We are casting for a Britney Spears body double. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair. This person must also be in shape! 5'2" to 5'5". This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover

Britney is a poor single mom. Leave her alone. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. It seems she is seeking true love now.

she is one fugly loser, no matter how much money she has. she is one classless loser and always will be. thank god the kids rarely have to see that wacked out wreck of a nothing mother.

Hortense (6:43 PM), you cannot possibly expect to claim the high ground in literacy when you fail to include the crucial apostrophe when you write: "Mores the pity." That will just not do, I'm afraid.

In other news, Heehawg is Ron Mexico.

The village called they want their idiot back..enough with the boots already although she did switch to red ones...those brown things need to be burnt!

December 6, 2007 5:15 PM - Angela

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stop lying!! the village did NOT call!! THEY'RE GLAD to be rid of that IDIOT!! =P

Goodness me, Hortense (6:43 PM), here's another absent apostrophe: "To allow ones fallacies to get in front of proper structure." This is no good at all, I must say, especially while castigating a fellow over his poor spelling.

Good god, people, will you please quit bashing Ron Mexico. He has some of the most entertaining, grammatically correct comments on this site. I love his (most of) his posts!

December 6, 2007 6:17 PM - Heehawg

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i know right??? STOP THE INSANITY!!! go pick on someone who actually DESERVES a HASSLE like annie, zues or 'LOVES YOU, LOVES IT, LIKE OMG!' tonnie...

but at least hortense is literate albeit trapped in the 16th century. =P

MILNF

What happened to the Jesus book prop?

December 6, 2007 6:20 PM - Anonymous

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EXACTLY!!! because she was 'CONVENIENTLY' photographed holding it, it DID seem like a PHOTO-OP PROP.

britneeeeeeey... if it's WORTH being a PHOTO-OP, it's WORTH THE ACTUAL 'READ' my dear... READ IT BITCH!!!

having jesus in your life can help to turn you're crazy ass around!

Get back to the topic at hand - i.e., that disgusting, dumb as dirt whore.

December 6, 2007 6:20 PM - Heehawg

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awwww! that wasn't *NICE* hee-hawg...

...stop insulting 'DIRT'.

She really has problems fashion-wise.

December 6, 2007 6:44 PM - Anonymous

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and the nomination for 2007 worlds biggest UNDERSTATMENT goes to... =)

Britney when your done with the book you're, hum, reading now, buy some style and fashion magazines. Please.

December 6, 2007 6:56 PM - P

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you mean after she buys & reads the PARENTing - ETIQUETTE HOW *NOT* TO BE A WHORE - REHAB 12 STEPS - REGAINING YOUR SANITY BOOKS... RIGHT?

Another nothing post. Who cares what she wears? Everything is two sizes too small and these things look like they are for three year olds not 26 year old mothers. But what do I know? OH yeah. I am a 27 year of mom of two and my six year old wears hoodies like that. I, however, do not.

I don't wear a weave or pink wig either and I have lots of boots not just two pairs that I rotate. And I have my kids with me all the time, unmonitored.

But I am JEALOUS of Britney. I want her skin, her (lack of) hair, and her mental issues. I want to see my kids with a court monitor watching me a few days a week. I want to drive aimlessly around and have no friends. I'm green with envy, I tell ya.

December 6, 2007 6:59 PM - sooo jealous

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awesome!!!

thosr brit fans have us pegged, don't they?? we're all just soooooo jealous of how unfit (mentally AND physically!) she is...

how she doesn't have any meddlesome FRIENDS or FAMILY or HUSBAND or CHILDREN to inhibit her freestyling BOOZING & DRUGS...

so JEALOUS indeed.

What happened to the Kabbalah book she was carrying around a couple of months ago? Is she testing out religions? Maybe she could try being a monk and go to some retreat for a few months.

God helps those who help themselves and I don't see any of that from Britney.

December 6, 2007 7:05 PM - XXOO

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AMEN to that!!

if she was actually READING these books instead of PHOTO-OPPING, she'd be in a much better state mentally.

Britney just discovered the fad but doesn't wear them anywhere near as well as the others. But what's new?!

December 6, 2007 7:22 PM - anonymous

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bahahahahaha! this chick is sooooo fashion challenged she's fashion 'BACKWARD' (instead of the wishful fasion-forward, lol!)

justin's glad he dodged that fuckin' bullet......bla bla bla...2:17 AM

GET SOME FUCKIN' SLEEEEEEP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I'M START WORRYING ABOUT YOU.

hoo the F is this Ron Mexico? Sounds like sum perv from Tijuana. Cant he just b banned from postin? Kuld b a perv trollin for somthing.

December 6, 2007 7:23 PM - Krystal in SoCal

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like OMG!! UR sooo totally smart like a hairdresser or doctor or sumthing!! sumone of UR obveeeus intelligence knows exactly wut UR talking about!!

are U britney????

seriously, learn fucking english before going ANYWHERE & TRYING to say ANYTHING. soCAL dumbass.

At least most of her is covered up and not exposed. Thank God for winter and colder weather.

I think they should be called SAUSAGE CASINGS in Britney's case. She needs at least 1 size up for the fat fuck.

I THINK THAT ALL THE CELEBS SHOULD LEARN THINGS LIKE REIKI OR HEALING AND THINGS LIKE THAT, IT WILL HELP THEM A LOT.

BUT IF THEY DON'T WANT TO THAT IS FINE TO BECUSE IT IS THERE LIFE.

BUT LEARNING THINGS LIKE REIKI , HEALING AND STUFF FROM ALTERNATIVE MADICINE CAN BE VERRY HELPFULL.

IT CAN HELP ALL OF US TO LEARN IT.
:)

I THINK THAT ALL THE CELEBS SHOULD LEARN THINGS LIKE REIKI OR HEALING AND THINGS LIKE THAT, IT WILL HELP THEM A LOT.

BUT IF THEY DON'T WANT TO THAT IS FINE TO BECUSE IT IS THERE LIFE.

BUT LEARNING THINGS LIKE REIKI , HEALING AND STUFF FROM ALTERNATIVE MADICINE CAN BE VERRY HELPFULL.

IT CAN HELP ALL OF US TO LEARN IT.
:)

Just look how disgusting she looks.

If she was not rich and post-famous, the only guys who would touch her would be drunken frat boys playing the age old game for sport called, "Goin Hoggin"

That's when very drunk frat "bros" bet the others they can hose the nastiest, fattest chick in the bar that night.

December 6, 2007 7:41 PM - Anonymous

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omg! that's DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

I can't believe the hater idiots still
waste their time hating. Fuck off.

Brit would make a hot dominatrix; just
put a bullwhip in her hand and have her
shout out what I should do to her.

December 6, 2007 8:10 PM - lance

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and these are the FANS brit has left. SICKOS like lance here... *SHAKES HEAD IN DISMAY*...

She wears the boots 'cuz she knows the haters can't stand them
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Maybe she'll bite off HER nose to spite MY face.

December 6, 2007 8:21 PM - Crepe

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tee-hee! that would be LOGIC for the britards!

8.42pm is that you annie

December 6, 2007 8:50 PM - Anonymous

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LMAO!! annie is ALWAYS trolling the brit blogs & i mean ALL OF THEM!! TMZ, PEREZ, THAT OTHER BLOG, you name it & that crazy obsessed nuerotic is there!!

ANNIE FAT FANNIE is menatally UNSTABLE & posts here REPEATEDLY under ANONYMOUS & then comes on with her REAL name AGREEING with herself.

ANNIE FAT FANNIE IS NUTS Y'ALL.

Dear Britney,
I’m into writing letters this week. Now that I know you spend every night critiquing pictures of yourself on the Internet, I thought I’d take a minute and extend the proverbial olive branch by recommending an awesome plastic surgeron. The guy’s fantastic. His name is Dr. Jan Adams and he did some amazing work on Kanye West’s mom. I even hear there’s a Starbucks next to his office. You should seriously check him out. Like right now. In fact, I’ll even book the appointment. No need to thank me. It’s what friends do. Smooches

December 6, 2007 8:51 PM - The Superficial Writer

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omg! you are evil... an EVIL GENIUS!! ;)

December 6, 2007 10:45 PM - Why I wanna slap Britney

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we ALL wanna bitch slap shitney! =P

December 6, 2007 11:52 PM - hahaha This takes the cake

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you know in a couple of months britards will be screaming about how HOT she looked in the video, LMAO!!

you all need some healing therapy for love yourself and then you wont want to be here.

hey asaf the asshole...

you're here right?

RIGHT!!

so thanks for shutting the fuck up now!

At least most of her is covered up and not exposed. Thank God for winter and colder weather.

December 7, 2007 3:01 AM - DiamondSal

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too funny! =) if she lived in NEW YORK where it's REALLY cold, she'd be wrapped up in coats, scarves, gloves & you'd hardly have to see her at all! =)

that's prob why she decided NOT to live here, ha!!

"PINK" britney is like "MECHA" godzilla... =)

Why i the hell does she wear the same jeans everyday and they don't even look clean so you know she doesn't wash them everyday. If she likes them so much then buy a lot of them in different colors and crap. You can take the girl out of the trashy trailer park but you can't take the trash out of the girl.

hey asaf the asshole...

you're here right?

RIGHT!!

so thanks for shutting the fuck up now!

December 7, 2007 5:29 AM
Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

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i'm here becuse i am not loving my self yet..
:)
but i'm on the progress
:)

I really do not care about her fashion sense X17. This woman is just a horrible person and role model. Wish you would show
women who deserve our attention.

Hey israel if you are from Israel, men from that part of the world like their women covered up. So I am surprised that you are defending this crazy woman who would probably have sex with you if your seemed hot to her.

"THE SUPERFICIAL WRITTER" You are my new hero. Love it!!!!!!!! LOL!

hot to her??
lol i'm gay!
i wrote that all you pepole should love yourself more.

how did you get that i want her???
lol...

how orignal that you would you would use the line about you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take trash out of girl. you must live in the trailer park. to make a dumb commet like that stupid.

ok, i gess you don't want to love yourself.

Good Luck Britney! Happy Holidays!!!!!!

i'm here becuse i am not loving my self yet..
:)
but i'm on the progress
:)

December 7, 2007 5:55 AM - Anonymous

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okay... that was cute & funny! =)

LOVE AWAY man, LOVE AWAY!!

At first glance it looked like the headline read "BRITNEY GETS PIMPED"

like that would be news?

At first glance it looked like the headline read "BRITNEY GETS PIMPED"

like that would be news?

At first glance it looked like the headline read "BRITNEY GETS PIMPED"

like that would be news?

At first glance it looked like the headline read "BRITNEY GETS PIMPED"

like that would be news?

At first glance it looked like the headline read "BRITNEY GETS PIMPED"

like that would be news?

At first glance it looked like the headline read "BRITNEY GETS PIMPED"

like that would be news?

Momma Lynne must be really proud. I guess this is what happens when you pimp out your young teenage daughter, encourage her to dress and act like a slut. The success of her first video was just because she looked like a child prostitute and created some media buzz. After she got some attention, she pushes it further and shows up on Disney with implants, no bra and her headlights on high-beam. She kept pushing it and getting sluttier. Seeing what's happening now, I wonder if Lynne thinks it was worth it?

stupid lynne is presently writing a christian book on parenting...

wtf?!?

i'm christian - but what the fuck does that crazy stage mom know about parenting? look at who her daughter is!!!

well, maybe it's a book on what NOT to do, lol!

I am in shock that those hideous sweatshirt hoodies she's been wearing are actually from a fashion line; hopefully I misunderstood that. They look like something from a 2nd hand store in the poor part of town. If Brit's not wearing 2nd hand looking clothes, she's wearing hooker clothes.

TRASHY TRASHY TRASHY either way.

bi-babe, you're totally right. the attitude is admirable.

the sweaters are adorable. i actually have that same one with the clovers on it. for people making fun of them, they cost around $150 each, they are hardly for children. alot of chicks wear these.

They are cute wish I could afford one
PFJ